This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, October 1 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy had a plan with her friends to go on a forest expedition, but she gets a cold. When she feels better, she decides to spend her day alone. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Toy Cupboard Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George's toy basket is full, so Mummy Pig decides it is time to order a new toy cupboard. (S2 Ep 44) 
06:10Peppa Pig Stars Animated series about a lovable pig. Peppa and George look at the stars with Mummy and Daddy Pig. (S2 Ep 49) 
06:15Peppa Pig The Pet Competition Animation. Playgroup is having a pet competition and everyone has brought their pets. Dr Hamster is the judge, but it is so hard to choose the best pet... (S4 Ep 21) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei is determined to win the trophy in the running race. But when she has to choose between winning or friendship, which will she choose? (S1 Ep 52) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Five new Mummy dogs look after their two-week old pups, who are all born deaf, blind and extremely hungry! (S1 Ep 1) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Curtis Chameleon is sad because he has forgotten how to change colour. Can Monty the monkey's antics cheer him up? (S2 Ep 11) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who is causing vegetables to rain down all over Toyland, or Farmer Tom's farm fair will be ruined! (S1 Ep 52) 
07:00Thomas & Friends... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When a Bollywood action movie is filmed on the Indian railway, Thomas is desperate to be involved. (S22 Ep 6) 
07:10Fireman Sam Off Duty Sam Sam cannot wait to get home and do his chores once he has finished work. But he will have to wait, when one thing leads to another at Dilys' shop. (S7 Ep 10) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. When Sam Spratt mixes up the box of ice with the box of veg, Shane and Izzy have to flag him back to shore in order to save Shane's dish of the day. (S1 Ep 11) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig visit Madame Gazelle, they realise that a tall tree next to her home is pushing it over! (S5 Ep 48) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's playgroup are making masks. There are carrot masks, robot masks, and even pretty butterfly masks... The only thing missing is lots and lots of glitter! (S5 Ep 28) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Honey Bees Animation. Ben and Holly visit the beehive to see how honey is made. Wise Old Elf is the bee keeper and shows them his special way of collecting honey. (S2 Ep 26) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Mr Porter's drones have gone haywire and are dropping food all over the place! It's up to the pups to catch the drones and clear up the mess. (S4 Ep 12) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Fleeker is accidentally taken to the Hooman neighbour's house, where he finds a big glass tank of water and a strange swimming creature, which he adopts. (S2 Ep 21) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zeta and the genies enter their pets into the Pet Talent Show. But Zeta decides to cheat using her magic to ensure that Nazboo wins the competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to the Vet Animation. Ben and his parents want to go on holiday in the elf truck but Gaston the Ladybird has swallowed the keys! How will they get them back? (S2 Ep 31) 
09:05Peppa Pig The Blackberry Bush Pig tales. Peppa and her family collect apples and blackberries in Granny and Grandpa Pig's garden so that they can make a pie. (S3 Ep 48) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic see through a debtor's lies in Manchester and track down a landlord in Liverpool. Gareth and Mitch are in for a surprise in Wiltshire. (S5 Ep 37) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Worst Nightmare US crime drama series. The team look for a kidnapped 13-year-old girl, but the girl's grandfather hampers their investigations. (S8 Ep 2) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Tori finally plucks up the courage to ask Robbo to be her sperm donor. John forces Coco, Raffy and Ryder to sit down and talk through their problems, resulting in an uneasy peace. 
13:45Neighbours Xanthe takes her concerns about the painkillers to Karl, which in turn forces Aaron to admit that he has a problem. Pavan and his mother Meena visit, but Mishti fails to impress. 
14:15A Surrogate's Nightmare Film Gripping drama starring Poppy Montgomery and Emily Tennant. A woman acting as a surrogate is put in peril when it turns out that someone does not want the baby to be born. (2017) 
16:00Friends Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. (S2 Ep 17) 
16:30Friends Joey's remark to a magazine causes him to lose his role in a popular soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. (S2 Ep 18) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Xanthe takes her concerns about the painkillers to Karl, which in turn forces Aaron to admit that he has a problem. Pavan and his mother Meena visit, but Mishti fails to impress. 
18:00Home and Away Tori finally plucks up the courage to ask Robbo to be her sperm donor. John forces Coco, Raffy and Ryder to sit down and talk through their problems, resulting in an uneasy peace. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Gallagher Premiership Rugby... ...Highlights. The best action from the weekend. This week's fixtures see Newcastle face a challenging tie this against Wasps, and Bath visit the current champions, Saracens. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Documentary series. The firearms team are called in as an elderly couple may be involved in attempted murder. A mysterious traffic incident sees a car upside down and on fire. (S4 Ep 6) 
21:00New: Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. The British Transport Police mount a special operation to stop criminals who are running drugs out of the capital. (S3 Ep 13) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The... ...Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:00New: Ex On The Beach Reality dating series. ?The Tablet of Terror forces Gina into an uncomfortable decision. Olivia needs fresh meat, and Scotty finally realises that Nancy is the girl for him. (S4 Ep 7) 
00:50Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Scorched Earth Brand new series of the police drama. The team investigates after a hotel maid claims that she was forced to perform a sex act by an ambitious Italian diplomat. (S13 Ep 1) 
04:00Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. A respected basketball coach is accused by one of his former star pupils of long-term sexual abuse. (S13 Ep 2) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 4) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for hard-to-sell properties. This edition looks back at some of the most impressive transformations of the series. [SL] (S5 Ep 13) 
05:35Great Scientists Historian Allan Chapman profiles famous and influential scientists. Allan explores the mind-boggling world of the complex and profound Albert Einstein. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. It is Forest Games of Skill day. Kerry, Mogu and the squirrels win the games, but Mofy disappoints herself at not doing very well. (S1 Ep 20)