This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, February 26 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Preschool animation about a family of puffins living on an Irish island. Oona and Baba come across a baby hedgehog who has lost his mama. (S2 Ep 3) 
06:05Poppy Cat Animation. Alma finds a pretty shoe and wants to keep it. But her friends persuade her to return it to its owner and they all set off in the aeroplane for Polka Plains. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are going to bed when all the lights go out! While their parents are changing the fuses, the boys look for Gaspard's blankie. (S1 Ep 43) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. When Mayor Madison announces that Bob will be the Grand Marshall of the annual town parade, Scoop, Muck and Lofty compete to create the best float. (S3 Ep 2) 
06:35Fireman Sam The One that Got Away Animation. When Charlie takes Sarah, James and Norman fishing, they crash into a baby whale who has lost its mother. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Victor Says Yes Railway adventures. Victor bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to fix almost every engine on Sodor on the same day. (S14 Ep 10) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. The pups meet new friends, who come in all shapes and sizes, including human toddlers, horses and other hound housemates! (S1 Ep 9) 
07:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A new crop has Farmer Tom scratching his head. Could a special request for pink paint be behind his colourful lettuces? (S1 Ep 31) 
07:20PAW Patrol Pups Save the Treats CGI animated series about a pack of puppies. The gang get Mr Porter's van, which is full of dog treats, safely off the ice when it begins to slide. (S1 Ep 17) 
07:35Peppa Pig Frogs and Worms and Butterflies Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George are playing in Grandpa Pig's garden. Peppa pretends to be a butterfly. (S1 Ep 17) 
07:45Peppa Pig School Camp Animation. Peppa and her friends go camping with their teacher. After pitching their tents and collecting sticks, they all sing a song around the campfire. (S2 Ep 45) 
07:50Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zeta and the genies enter their pets into the Pet Talent Show. But Zeta decides to cheat using her magic to ensure that Nazboo wins the competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
08:05Floogals Animated series about three pocket-sized aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals are mystified by a simple adhesive plaster - what is it used for? (S1 Ep 16) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animated series. Every year, Digby feels down in the dumps on Dragon Day. After all, how can he enjoy the celebrations when he can't fly or breathe fire? (S1 Ep 1) 
08:35Rusty Rivets Animation. Mr Higgins accidentally fills a giant beach ball with water. The gang must get it to the lake without it bursting so that it doesn't flood the town! (Ep 12) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Camping Out Impish animation. Holly is on a camping trip with Ben and his parents, but they are soon joined by annoying Mr Gnome, who is always hungry and singing silly songs. (S1 Ep 40) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Mofy creates a song inspired by a fallen apple, but is having trouble finishing it. When Kerry invites her to his house for tea, she hopes he can help. (S1 Ep 10) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A car parts dealer throws a spanner in the works after Stewart and Elmor strike a deal, and the cops are called to help evict a tenant in East London. (S5 Ep 7) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The GPs have a bout of baffling cases on their hands including one man with smelly sneezes, and a man who injured himself in a bizarre stepladder incident. (S5 Ep 30) 
13:10Access Entertainment round-up. 
13:15Home and Away Kat meets up with Ash again - but her quest for the truth makes Robbo and Tori uneasy. Maggie worries that Coco's newfound pro-eco stance will get her into more trouble.19.00 Last Man Standing. 
13:45Neighbours Aaron considers desperate measures to keep Tyler safe from Banks. Izzy drops a bombshell on Karl. Paige feels ostracised from everyone but Jack. 
14:15NCIS Capitol Offense US drama series about the navy's dedicated federal agency. When a commander is murdered, an old friend of Gibbs, now a senator, believes he is being framed. (S6 Ep 3) 
15:15Killer Obsession Film Drama starring Roxanne McKee and Steve Lund. A female soldier who returns home from the frontline to find that her training cannot help her with PTSD. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Aaron considers desperate measures to keep Tyler safe from Banks. Izzy drops a bombshell on Karl. Paige feels ostracised from everyone but Jack. 
18:00Home and Away Kat meets up with Ash again - but her quest for the truth makes Robbo and Tori uneasy. Maggie worries that Coco's newfound pro-eco stance will get her into more trouble.19.00 Last Man Standing. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Aviva Premiership Rugby Highlights Mark Durden Smith and David Flatman present action from Exeter v Northampton, Bath v Sale, Gloucester v Wasps, London Irish v Worcester, Harlequins v Newcastle, and Saracens v Leicester. 
20:00New: Extreme Winter Road Rescue No programme information available 
21:00New: The Unstoppable Flying... ...Scotsman. Documentary with Rob Bell, charting the story of the world's most famous steam locomotive. Why, almost a century old, does she still attract huge crowds wherever she goes? (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. Exploring the idea of alternate history, Mulder and Scully learn how the X-Files themselves may have originated. (S11 Ep 4) 
23:00Elysium Film Sci-fi adventure starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. A man seeks to restore parity between the wealthy inhabitants of a space station and the rest of the world. (2013) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Cowboy Builders Reality series. Lisa's husband is often away, and her home is suffering from her failed attempts at finishing his DIY. Can the team repair some of the damage? (Ep 63) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids. Hot mum Aimi loves being a stripper, and embarrassing her 20-year-old son Harry in the process. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian real-estate agent Ann Maurice tries to help the owner of a 200-year-old cottage in East Sussex to sell the property. (S2 Ep 1) 
05:10Divine Designs Series about the history of Britain's religious art. Paul Binski explores examples of postwar religious architecture, visiting Coventry and Chichester cathedrals. (S2 Ep 12) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S4 Ep 2) 
06:00Puffin Rock Preschool animated series about a family of lovable puffins. Silky and Oona encounter a strange creature with eight arms during an underwater adventure. (S2 Ep 4)