This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, December 18 2017

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. When Bernie's lady friend Bernadette pays him a visit, she needs rescuing when she gets carried away by the tide. (S2 Ep 31) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. Alma wants to make an exciting movie with her new underwater camera, so Poppy and the gang take the plane to the Great Coral Reef near Seahorse Island. (S2 Ep 34) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon thinks that Ferdinand has stolen his toy car - but there is no sign of it at his house and his friend is acting as though nothing is wrong! (S1 Ep 22) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animation. While building a roller coaster at the Dino Park, Lofty and Dizzy think that they have released a baby dinosaur! (S2 Ep 16) 
06:35Fireman Sam CGI animation. Mandy decides to make a movie. Sarah is so convincing at screaming for help that Charlie rushes to her rescue! (S6 Ep 5) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. Thomas stops when a passenger pulls the emergency cable. But when it turns out to be a false alarm, Thomas teaches the passenger a lesson. (S18 Ep 10) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Nala and Simba are chewing everything now that they have all their teeth! Meanwhile, the bull mastiffs enjoy running in the rain. (S1 Ep 6) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pups Save a Dolphin Pup Animation. Ryder and the pups race to the rescue when Adventure Bay's newest dolphin pup accidentally swims into a shallow water stream. (S1 Ep 47) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Animation. Daisy loves Christmas on Sodor, but this year everyone keeps breaking with tradition and she is not happy at all... (S21 Ep 19) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's playgroup are making masks. There are carrot masks, robot masks, and even pretty butterfly masks... The only thing missing is lots and lots of glitter! (S5 Ep 28) 
07:40Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Boat Animation about a lovable young pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have a beautiful little boat and Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with them. (S1 Ep 48) 
07:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals realise that they are leaving tiny footprints in the dust on the shelves... (Ep 37) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Someone is stealing things in the middle of the night, so the gang have a sleepover at Fizzy's in the hope of identifying the culprit. (S1 Ep 31) 
08:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series in which Noddy becomes a detective. Noddy must investigate who broke Fuse's new toy wash and why! (S1 Ep 11) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series. When Zac wishes for a pet Ziffilon for Kaz, the lovable blue bird turns out to be a lot more trouble - and fun - that either of them expect. (S2 Ep 17) 
08:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Woodpecker Impish animation. King Thistle is perplexed when his magic bird-spotting book cannot identify a new creature who makes a nest in the castle. (S1 Ep 49) 
09:10Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. It's a Swap Market day, so Mofy picks some strawberries to exchange for presents for her friends. (S1 Ep 4) 
09:15Puppies Make You Laugh Out... ...Loud 2. Clip show featuring sporty pups, scaredy pups, malfunctioning pups, ninja pups and even talking pups. Narrated by Ian Lee, with Zoe Lyons and Hal Cruttenden. (S3 Ep 5) 
10:05The Gadget Show Action packed consumer series with Craig Charles. It's Christmas! The team present the ultimate guide to the best Christmas tech presents, and show off all the gadgets needed. (S26 Ep 10) 
11:05The Gadget Show Action packed consumer series with Craig Charles. The G-Team's latest assignment involves finding some indoor training bikes and tech to help a keen cyclist get fit. (S26 Ep 11) 
12:10Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow Film Family drama starring Mary Steenburgen and Jay Harrington. A family travel to a quaint town for Thanksgiving, where they encounter the legend of a local monster. (2015) 
13:50Back to Christmas Film Drama starring Kelly Overton and Michale Muhney. Magically transported to the Christmas before her canceled wedding, a woman gets a second chance at happiness with her former fiance. (2014) 
15:35Cinderella Christmas Film Festive romance starring Emma Rigby and Elia Cantu. A woman attends a ball where she catches the eye of a bachelor but has to leave before revealing her identity. (2016) 
17:20Christmas Bucket List Film Seasonal romance starring Emma Rigby and Elia Cantu. A young woman plans a storybook Christmas with her boyfriend, but a tempting new romance changes everything. (2016) 
19:00New: World's Strongest Man 2017 Strongman competition. Highlights of the Giants Live Scandinavian Open featuring Britain's Terry Hollands competing alongside local superstar, Johannes Arsjo. (Ep 1) 
20:00New:The Lego Story: Brick by Brick Documentary charting the history of the world's most popular and commercially successful toy. The Lego brick was developed in the 1950s and soon conquered the world. 
21:00New: ABBA: When All Is Said... ...And Done. Drama documentary telling the untold story of ABBA's women in the words of their close circle and the women themselves. This biopic traces the highs and lows of ABBA. 
23:05ABBA: Live In Concert Sing-Along-A Christmas The 70s superstars captured live in concert at London's Wembley Arena in 1979. The programme features 25 of their hits. 
00:10The Greatest Ever Pop Families A collection of some of the greatest family bands to hit the top of the charts. 
01:05SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Top 20 Funniest Clip show counting down the top 20 funniest videos in America, from the best viral video clips to home movies, CCTV and events footage. (S2 Ep 17) 
04:00Now That's Funny Clip show showcasing the best internet videos. A woman attempts to break a world record with marshmallows, and curious kittens get into trouble. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice advises people who are having trouble selling their homes. A cluttered B&B on the Norfolk coast is in need of attention. (S6 Ep 6) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the western world's most famous artists. This edition focuses on Peter Paul Rubens, famous for his voluptuous female nudes. [SL] (S1 Ep 9) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. When the mean old Black-Backed Gull moves into Seagull Cliff, the smaller seagulls move out and build a new nest beside the puffin's burrow. (S2 Ep 32)