This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Sunday, September 23 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Lunch Pig tales. When the family goes to Granny and Grandpa Pig's house for dinner, George is reluctant to eat his salad. (S1 Ep 34) 
06:05Peppa Pig Sleepy Princess Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's bedtime but Peppa is not sleepy, so Daddy Pig tells Peppa and George a story about a pretty princess and a dinosaur! (S1 Ep 36) 
06:10Peppa Pig Fancy Dress Party Animated series. Peppa and George have a fancy-dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur. (S1 Ep 38) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom King Thistle Is Not Well Impish animation. King Thistle has a cold. The little friends have fun collecting the ingredients for a magic potion to make him better. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:30Luo Bao Bei Animated series. Luo Bao Bei and Faye are working together as a team on a school project, but they have very different ideas about how to execute it. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. When Spellbook tells Fizzy that she must learn to consider others' needs, Fizzy tries to make life better for her friends - but only makes things worse. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:50Fireman Sam Blow Me Down Animation. After a sailing lesson with Penny, Norman takes Dilys out in a boat. When they become stranded, Charlie heads to the rescue but ends up bumping into them. (S7 Ep 1) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Animation. Harvey and Samson laugh when one of the model dinosaurs give her a shock, so Millie gets her own back convincing them that the volcano is erupting! (S19 Ep 6) 
07:15Bob The Builder CGI animation. While the team are building an aviary at the zoo, Scoop mistakes a parrot's voice for Bob's and releases the whole flock. (S3 Ep 8) 
07:30New: Rusty Rivets Animation. Rusty and Ruby build a robotic pal for Botasaur. But when Botasaur accidentally scares the Kittybot away, Rusty and Ruby must track her down. (S1 Ep 50) 
07:45Peppa Pig Very Hot Day Animated series about a lovable little pig. Today is a very hot day. Peppa and George want to jump in muddy puddles. (S1 Ep 40) 
07:50Peppa Pig Daddy Gets Fit Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig loves to watch television but Peppa Pig thinks that he needs to do some exercise. She gives him lots of exercises to do. (S1 Ep 42) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Elf Games Impish animation. Ben is in training for the elf games. Holly wants to join in but the rules state there's no flying or magic allowed. (S1 Ep 12) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. When the pups find a stowaway on their trip to the icy tundra, they must rescue a runaway kitty on a runaway snow cat! (S2 Ep 20) 
08:25Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When a little clockwork duck turns up at the DinoLab, Noddy tries to find out where it comes from and return it to its family. (S1 Ep 26) 
08:45Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls meet a Lightning Genie and help him catch his bolt. (S2 Ep 15) 
09:00New: Pirata and Capitano Animation. Murana steals a medallion found by Pirata, because it forms a treasure map when placed next to hers. (S1 Ep 24) 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must work fast to discover why all the balloons for a special festival in Toyland have disappeared. (S1 Ep 43) 
09:30Floogals Animation. The Boy Hooman and his friend are playing table tennis, and the Floogals are intrigued by the toc-toc-toc sounds coming from the giant new table... (S1 Ep 32) 
09:50PAW Patrol Animation. Mayor Goodway calls on the Paw Patrol to rescue her twin niece and nephew from a tree and then look after them for the day! (S2 Ep 21) 
10:00Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles 
10:20Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 
10:35Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring household pets doing the craziest things. (S2 Ep 10) 
11:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Jacko and the firearms team are called to house where a suspect is reported to posses a shotgun, and Richie and Pete hunt down a drugged-up driver. (S13 Ep 14) 
11:55Friends Monica meets the woman who has been using her credit card number to do all the things that she herself wishes she could do. Ross faces a tough decision. (S1 Ep 21) 
12:25Friends Monica develops a mature approach to her latest love, a younger man, and Ross is mistaken for a male prostitute when he buys a new pager. (S1 Ep 22) 
12:55Friends When Ross's ex-wife gives birth, he and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends a pregnant woman. (S1 Ep 23) 
13:25Friends Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade. (S1 Ep 24) 
13:55Friends Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home, and Phoebe is wreaking havoc with a pair of scissors. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:25Friends Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey's hackles rise when he competes with another cologne salesman. (S2 Ep 2) 
14:55Friends Monica and Rachel receive some strange possessions when their downstairs neighbour dies and bequeaths everything to the girls. (S2 Ep 3) 
15:25Friends The gang are shocked to discover that Phoebe has a husband. Chandler reveals his third nipple. Ross's new relationship is under attack. (S2 Ep 4) 
15:55Friends The friends decide to throw a birthday party for Ross but disagree about how much they should spend. Monica gets promoted. (S2 Ep 5) 
16:20Friends Baby Ben is left with Chandler and Joey, who immediately decide to use him as bait in an attempt to attract women. (S2 Ep 6) 
16:50Along Came Polly Film Romantic comedy. Starring Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and Debra Messing. A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate (2004). 
17:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:55Along Came Polly Film Romantic comedy. Starring Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and Debra Messing. A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate (2004). 
18:30King Kong Film Big budget monster movie starring Naomi Watts and Jack Black. An actress is sacrificed to a giant ape on a strange island, but the simian is smitten by her and is captured. (2005) 
19:305 News Update National and international news. 
19:35King Kong Film Big budget monster movie starring Naomi Watts and Jack Black. An actress is sacrificed to a giant ape on a strange island, but the simian is smitten by her and is captured. (2005) 
21:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. (Ep 8) 
23:3020 Moments That Rocked Britain Documentary looking back at the shocking events and people that have hit the headlines over the last 50 years. 
01:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10HMS Victory: Nelson's Great... ...Warship. Documentary series. Rob Bell discovers the extraordinary feats of engineering behind HMS Victory, already 40 years old before securing its place in history at Trafalgar. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:00Tribal Teens Reality series. 19-year-old nightclub dancer Courtney and 17-year-old Charlie face up to life on the frozen Mongolian plains as they live with a family of hardy Kazakhs. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 21) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A bachelor pad in Cheltenham is given a makeover. [SL] (S5 Ep 5) 
05:35Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. A look at the Spanish master Diego de Silva y Velazquez. [SL] (S1 Ep 10) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Something strange has happened to the plant. Who could have made it disappear? (S1 Ep 12)