This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, August 25 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want My Sheep Little Princess is playing at being a vet. Initially startled at the appearance of a real sheep, she soon gets used to its presence. (S2 Ep 29) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Young Koala wishes he could keep up with the young Joey the kangaroo when they play tag. (S1 Ep 37) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. Brown Bear gives Poppy a gift of a toy teddy bear, which has a frown on his face. Poppy realises that her friend must be sad, so she decides to cheer him up. (S2 Ep 37) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey gets his fur wet when he goes swimming. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Boomer says goodbye to his foster family and meets his permanent family. His confidence grows as he attends a dog show, but will he win a prize? (S1 Ep 20) 
06:40Seaside Antics The Climbing Crab Children's wildlife series. Katy the crab decides that she has had enough of living in the rock pool, so she goes off in search of adventure. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:45Olly the Little White Van Bird Watching Animated series about a little white van called Olly and his driver Stan. Jethro takes Olly and Royston bird watching. 
06:50Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
07:00Peppa Pig George's Birthday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Today is George's birthday and Mummy and Daddy Pig have a special day planned. (S2 Ep 26) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Ryder entrusts the care of Adventure Bay to Robo-Dog while he and the Pups take a well-deserved break. But Robo-Dog runs amuck fixing things. (S3 Ep 8) 
07:15Thomas and Friends: Thrills.. ...And Spills. Thomas' Shortcut: Thomas gets annoyed when Bertie starts winning their races, so when Thomas discovers Bertie has been re-routed, he decides to try a shortcut too. 
07:30Fireman Sam The Wild Cheese Chase CGI adventures. Norman gets lost during the Pontypandy Cheese Roll Challenge and finds himself at the edge of a cliff. (S9 Ep 3) 
07:45Rusty Rivets Animated series. Ruby demonstrates her newest invention - the world's strongest glue. But it's so powerful that soon everyone in Sparkton Hills gets stuck! (S1 Ep 21) 
08:00Paw Patrol Animation. When Francois and Cap'n Turbot become stranded on a remote island, Ryder and the pups fly in to find and rescue the bickering cousins. (S3 Ep 35) 
08:15Pirata and Capitano Animation. A giant whale swallows the hydroplane with Capitano and the Pirestars on board. It's up to Pirata, her crew and Pineapple Wilson to rescue them! (S1 Ep 15) 
08:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series in which Noddy becomes a detective. Noddy must investigate who broke Fuse's new toy wash and why! (S1 Ep 11) 
08:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals find a broken kite. Apparently it flies, but how - it's just wood, paper and string? They find out when a gust of wind whisks it away... (S1 Ep 22) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Baby Dragon Animation. The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him? (S2 Ep 10) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 20) 
09:30Digby Dragon Animated series about a young dragon. Mungo is helping Grizel tidy up their home and decides to move all their junk... into Chips' treehouse! (S1 Ep 36) 
09:50Peppa Pig Pretend Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Suzy Sheep has come to play with Peppa, and has made up a pretend friend called 'Leo Lion'. (S2 Ep 27) 
09:55Peppa Pig Painting Animated series. Peppa, George and Daddy are in the garden painting a picture of a cherry tree when the ducks run through the paint and all over their masterpiece. (S2 Ep 28) 
10:00Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animation. Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music. (S5 Ep 8) 
10:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:40Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. 
11:05Police Interceptors Documentary series following an Essex police unit. A drug dealer's car flashes up on the police radar, leading to a risky interception. (S2 Ep 1) 
12:05Police Interceptors In this episode the high-speed police unit are in hot pursuit of a transit van and later rescue a man from an overturned tractor in the Essex countryside. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:10Police Interceptors Hand-picked officers of the Essex Police force tackle some of the most dangerous criminals in the country. In this episode car thieves steal a BMW. (S2 Ep 3) 
14:10Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Kate's tenants are suing her for trying to evict them. After a health scare, Tim wants to sell his property, but his tenant refuses to leave. (S2 Ep 10) 
15:10Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Claire and Simon have found their home occupied by a complete stranger, and Hamza has been locked out of his own house after doing a favour for a friend. (S2 Ep 11) 
16:10Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The wealthy Bentleys swap house and lifestyle with hard-working and hard-up, single mother-of-four Angela Carter-Begbie. (S1 Ep 2) 
17:105 News Weekend National and international news. 
17:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
18:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The agents face ugly scenes at a beauty salon, a film producer has a drama on his hands, and a mother and son try to hide from a debt owed to a garage. (S5 Ep 13) 
19:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Before They Were Stars Susan Calman looks at the stars before they hit the big time. (S2 Ep 2) 
21:00New: Gino's Win Your Wish List Game show hosted by Gino D'Acampo. The Reed family from Port Talbot put Gino in a variety of compromising positions as they play for a holiday in the wilds of Kenya. (S1 Ep 5) 
22:00New: Celebrity Big Brother The Big Brother House hosts a group of celebrity guests whose every move and mood may be monitored and manipulated. (Ep 10) 
23:05Best of Bad TV: Live & Dangerous Clip show. A fire on the Blue Peter set, wardrobe malfunctions and disastrous award shows. Celebs remember their favourite failures. (S1 Ep 2) 
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03:10The Last Days Of Jimi Hendrix Documentary series. Dr Jason Payne-James investigates the final hours leading up to the death of 60s rock star Jimi Hendrix, who died in his London flat in 1970, aged just 27. (S6 Ep 1) 
04:00The Last Days Of Patrick Swayze Documentary. Dr Jason Payne-James examines Swayze's extensive medical records to reveal what really happened to the much-loved actor, singer and dancer. 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a bungalow in Portishead, Bristol. [SL] (S3 Ep 12) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Can its past history explain one young couple's unsettling night-time experiences? [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
06:00Little Princess I Don't Want to Miss It Little Princess worries that she might miss something exciting so she asks her friends to call her with the latest happenings. (S2 Ep 30)