This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, April 22 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Grandpa At The Playground Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa and George to the playground, but does not understand the children's rules. (S3 Ep 22) 
06:05Peppa Pig Goldie The Fish Pig tales. Goldie the fish does not look happy and is not eating her food, so Peppa, George and Mummy Pig take her on a bus trip to visit Dr Hamster the vet. (S3 Ep 23) 
06:10Milkshake Monkey Live action series. Milkshake! Monkey discovers what interesting creatures live under the sea and wonders what it would be like to be a monkey fish! (S4 Ep 1) 
06:15Wissper Animation. Curtis Chameleon is sad because he has forgotten how to change colour. Can Monty the monkey's antics cheer him up? (S2 Ep 11) 
06:25New: Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's popular character. Noddy investigates some strange new butterflies that are pestering the toys. (S2 Ep 11) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Charlie is having a bad day, but gets a chance to be a hero when Tom is swept out to sea in a rubber dinghy in thick fog. (S10 Ep 16) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. While working in the Australian rainforest, Thomas meets a ranger and helps her to rescue the koalas from a bush fire. (S22 Ep 18) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Izzy announces that she would rather be a film-maker than a chef and spends the day filming the townfolk of Munchington, while Shane makes broccoli quiche. (S1 Ep 26) 
07:15Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? (S3 Ep 33) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animation. PC Panda brings his twin daughters Peggi and Pandora to the playgroup. Peppa discovers that they love puzzles and solving mysteries just like their dad. (S6 Ep 1) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Team Top Wing saves Shirley Squirrely when her giant flying machine nearly crashes into the ocean. (S1 Ep 5) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animated series about a pack of brave and resourceful puppies. Farmer Al's sheep run away, and Mayor Humdinger's kittens go missing! (S4 Ep 39) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby is jealous of his cousin Dougie's new moustache, but when he asks Fizzy to magic him some facial hair too, the spell goes awry. (S2 Ep 11) 
08:20Little Princess I Want A Gymkhana Regal larks. General has organised a gymkhana at the castle. Princess is sure that she and Horace are the perfect team. (S3 Ep 16) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine CGI animation about twin genies. When Nazboo's siblings come to visit, Zeta recruits them to help take the girls' gems when they are not home. 
08:55Floogals Animation. Why is Mum Hooman is cutting off Boy Hooman's hair. Doesn't he need it? As the Floogals investigate, Fleeker finds that he has a talent for hairstyling. (S2 Ep 36) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. The Sunny Bunnies are having fun trying to perform a high-jump and use all possible means to jump over the bar. But how will they get down afterwards? (S1 Ep 21) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine chairs the popular discussion show, with a panel dissecting the day's hot topics. 
11:15Friends Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement. Joey finds himself in a class struggle. (S4 Ep 11) 
11:45Friends Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. The guys challenge the girls to a trivia contest where the subject is each other. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:15Home and Away Willow and Dean are concerned about Colby. Alf tries to dissuade Martha from leaving the bay. Jasmine rushes to Tori's aid when she has an accident at work. 
12:45Neighbours Amy and Gary try to promote a romance between Kyle and Chloe. Sheila discovers that Kyle left Georgia because he still loved Amy. Aaron puts Leo into Paul's bad books. 
13:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
13:15Clash of the Titans Film Epic adventure starring Laurence Olivier and Harry Hamlin. Based on the myths of ancient Greece, Perseus, son of Zeus, must face a range of challenges to save Andromeda. (1981) 
14:15Access Entertainment round up. 
14:20Clash of the Titans Film Epic adventure starring Laurence Olivier and Harry Hamlin. Based on the myths of ancient Greece, Perseus, son of Zeus, must face a range of challenges to save Andromeda. (1981) 
15:35Jason and the Argonauts Film Fantasy Adventure starring Todd Armstrong. After a long voyage Jason returns to the Kingdom of Thessaly, only to find that in order to gain the throne he must find the Golden Fleece. (1963) 
16:355 News Update National and international news. 
16:40Jason and the Argonauts Film Fantasy Adventure starring Todd Armstrong. After a long voyage Jason returns to the Kingdom of Thessaly, only to find that in order to gain the throne he must find the Golden Fleece. (1963) 
17:455 News Tonight National and international news. 
18:00Neighbours Amy and Gary try to promote a romance between Kyle and Chloe. Sheila discovers that Kyle left Georgia because he still loved Amy. Aaron puts Leo into Paul's bad books. 
18:30Home and Away Willow and Dean are concerned about Colby. Alf tries to dissuade Martha from leaving the bay. Jasmine rushes to Tori's aid when she has an accident at work. 
19:00Border Force: World's Busiest... ...Border Crossing. Looking at processes and people that run the San Ysidro border crossing between San Diego in the United States and Tijuana in Mexico which is used by 125,000 people every day. 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Reality series following the work of high-speed police intercept units. Sergeant Mick and the Operational Support Unit carry out a raid on a house with suspected drug activity. (S15 Ep 6) 
21:00New: World's Busiest Train... ...Stations. Documentary series exploring the busiest transport hubs in the world Melbourne's iconic Flinders Street station is the busiest and oldest in Australia. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00Wannabe Porn Stars: The Sex... ...Business. Documentary series exploring how people buy, sell and market sex in Britain. Porn stars, who are new to the business, show how they live their lives in this secret world. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:05Undercover: Catching The Scammers Consumer show in which Paul Connolly exposes scams. Online dating fraud has become big business for fraudsters in recent years, with millions scammed from victims every year. (S2 Ep 3) 
00:00Dangerous Dog Owners & Proud Documentary about people who keep banned and dangerous dogs, and the authorities who are struggling to deal with the increasing number of aggressive attacks and interbreeding. 
00:50Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against dangerous drivers. (S2 Ep 3) 
01:10Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:40Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:10GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside a Bradford GP practice. Jordonna is severely underweight, so her GP advises her to eat 'full fat everything'. Steven has a nasty-looking mole. (S6 Ep 26) 
04:00Cruising With Jane McDonald Nautical travelogue. Starting in Vancouver, Jane cruises around Alaska, enjoying a dog sledding adventure on an ice field, visiting the Glacier Bay National Park en route. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a house in Ashover Hay in Derbyshire. [SL] (S3 Ep 18) 
05:10Great Scientists Allan Chapman profiles famous and influential scientists. This edition features Isaac Newton and his revolutionary discoveries about light, colour and gravity. (Ep 3) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 9) 
06:00Peppa Pig Funfair Pig tales. Peppa and her family head off for an exciting time at the funfair. Mummy Pig tries to win a giant teddy for Peppa. (S3 Ep 24)