This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, June 22 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. (S3 Ep 42) 
06:05Peppa Pig Champion Daddy Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig loses his title as champion puddle jumper. (S2 Ep 43) 
06:10Peppa Pig Mr Fox's Van Pig tales. When Daddy Pig needs a new watch, Mr Fox finds three grandfather clocks in the back of his van. Mr Fox has everything in his van - even a chicken! (S3 Ep 45) 
06:15Peppa Pig Chloe's Big Friends Pig tales. Peppa and George go to play with their cousin Chloe and her friends, but the older children don't want to play any childish games. (S3 Ep 46) 
06:20Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Lucy's School Animation. Holly and Ben spend a day at Lucy's school, but struggle to avoid being spotted by the teacher, Miss Cookie. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:35Olly the Little White Van Animation. Ivan has hiccups and Mario's customers keep getting covered in ice cream. Can Olly help him find a cure? (S1 Ep 63) 
06:40Bob the Builder CGI animation. Curtis is carrying out a routine machine assessment. Scoop wants to do well, but a sudden realisation causes him to worry that he won't attain top marks. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:50Fireman Sam All at Sea CGI adventures. A rehearsal for the grand opening of the ocean rescue centre ends in a fire when the celebratory fireworks get out of control. (S9 Ep 1) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Train fun. It is a very foggy day and the engines are asked to stay put until the weather clears. However, Spencer and Percy do not heed the warning. (S15 Ep 12) 
07:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy needs to investigate why Queen Sparklewings is hiding so that magic can be restored to Fable Forest. (S1 Ep 17) 
07:35Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. Digby is keen to try out his new direction finder. He gets his chance when fog descends on the wood. (S1 Ep 33) 
07:50Peppa Pig Gym Class Pig tales. Madame Gazelle takes the children to Grampy Rabbit's gym class, where they learn how to be real explorers. (S3 Ep 47) 
07:55Peppa Pig The Blackberry Bush Pig tales. Peppa and her family collect apples and blackberries in Granny and Grandpa Pig's garden so that they can make a pie. (S3 Ep 48) 
08:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Baby Dragon Animation. The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him? (S2 Ep 10) 
08:20PAW Patrol Pups Save Ryder's Robot CGI animated series. When Ryder's robot pup breaks and runs wild around Adventure Bay, the PAW Patrol has to track it down before it does any damage. (S1 Ep 33) 
08:40Nella the Princess Knight Animated adventures of a princess whose necklace turns her into a knight. When bad weather ruins their plans, Nella and friends go on a quest inside the castle. 
08:50Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. A mummy pig's piglets can't cover themselves with mud because their waterhole has dried up. (S1 Ep 15) 
09:05Pirata and Capitano Animation. Dodo the Devious infests the Pink Skull with mosquitos and steals the ship when the crew evacuate. So Pirata sets out to seize it back!!! (S1 Ep 5) 
09:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals find themselves unlikely allies with the house cat as they race to escape the "sucker-upper-thingy" that has eaten their precious equipment! (Ep 41) 
09:35New: Sunny Day Sunny enters the annual tree topiary contest. Lacey is intent on sabotaging Sunny's entry so she must summon all her skills to create a new kind of art. (S1 Ep 9) 
10:00Rise of The Teenage Mutant.... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D-animated series about the early lives of the crime-fighters. Baron Draxum struggles to move up the ladder in the Foot Clan. (S1 Ep 34) 
10:10Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D-animated series about the early adventures of the half-shell heroes. Leo and Donnie try desperately to help April enjoy a quiet day with a new school friend. (S1 Ep 31) 
10:30Cruising With Jane McDonald Ocean-bound travelogue with ex-cruise singer Jane McDonald. Highlights of Jane's cruise from Miami, around the Caribbean to Puerto Rico. (Ep 1) 
10:40Friends Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress. (S7 Ep 17) 
11:05Friends Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" award. (S7 Ep 18) 
11:35Friends Monica is so perturbed by Chandler's instant attraction to her gorgeous visiting cousin (Denise Richards) that she persuades Ross to let her stay at his apartment. (S7 Ep 19) 
12:05Friends Rachel encounters a sorority sister (Winona Ryder) with whom she shared an embarrassing and passionate moment. (S7 Ep 20) 
12:35Friends While writing their wedding vows, Monica and Chandler have trouble putting their true feelings on paper. (S7 Ep 21) 
13:05The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. Spiralling events when Lesley took measures to stop neighbours driving across her property landed her on the wrong end of the law. (S5 Ep 22) 
14:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A compilation of cases featuring feuding neighbours. Barry and Phyllis waved goodbye to the quiet life when Mr Barker set up a car scrapyard on his driveway. (S5 Ep 21) 
15:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about feuding neighbours. When a body is found in woodland twelve hours after an elderly couple are reported missing, residents in a rural village are shocked. (S6 Ep 9) 
15:55San Andreas Film Disaster movie starring Dwayne Johnson and Carla Gugino. As an earthquake tears entire cities apart, a helicopter pilots sets out to rescue his daughter. (2015) 
16:555 News Update National and international news. 
17:00San Andreas Film Disaster movie starring Dwayne Johnson and Carla Gugino. As an earthquake tears entire cities apart, a helicopter pilots sets out to rescue his daughter. (2015) 
18:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. Stewart suffers a tirade of verbal abuse, and Steve and Ben meet a woman running her flat from a single plug. (S4 Ep 5) 
19:005 News Weekend National and international news. 
19:05New: Atlantis: Hunt for the... ...Lost Civilisation: Academy Award-winning director James Cameron undertakes a search for the legendary lost city of Atlantis, with the aid of a virtual map gleaned from the works of Plato. 
21:00New: World's Biggest Battleship:.. ...Draining the Ocean. Documentary revealing what lies on the ocean floor. On the sea bed off the coast of China, the resting place of the largest battleship is discovered. (S2 Ep 3) 
22:00Bellator UK 2019: Live From... ...London Wembley. Mixed martial arts. Action from the SSE Arena, Wembley, where the card is topped by the middlweight title fight between the current champion Gegard Mousasi and Rafael Lovato Jr. 
23:45Fights, Camera, Action Clip show presented by George Lamb. Footage of police officers, bouncers, security guards and even traffic wardens who are all involved in violent clashes. (S2 Ep 4) 
00:35Lip Sync Battle UK: Matt... ...Richardson Vs Daisy Lowe. Stars battle each other by miming to popular songs for audience votes. Stand-up comic Matt Richardson faces off against fashion model Daisy Lowe. (S3 Ep 4) 
01:00The Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. 
03:00Access Entertainment round up. 
03:10Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi helps struggling hoteliers. With 13 other B&Bs on the same street, Quasim is failing to make the Lawn Guest House stand out to airport passenger trade from nearby Gatwick. (S15 Ep 3) 
04:00Robbing Your Relatives Documentary series. A mum plundered more than half a million from her own son's insurance pay-out, and a daughter who stole her mum's life savings, leaving her to die penniless. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a three-storey stone cottage in Chippenham, Wiltshire. [SL] (S3 Ep 16) 
05:10Divine Designs Documentary series. Paul Binski looks at the changes in church art from the crudeness of the 14th century to the sophisticated style of the 15th. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig Pottery Pig tales. Mrs Zebra teaches Peppa, George, Zoe, Zaza and Zuzu Zebra how to make a real tea set from clay. (S3 Ep 49)