This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, February 23 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animated series about a family of lovable puffins. Oona, Baba and their friends try to help Bernie when a rockfall traps him inside his cave. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:10Poppy Cat After an argument, Alma and Zuzu refuse to speak. Poppy suggests that they search for special olives which, when squeezed over people, make them friends again. (S1 Ep 58) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon and Lou want to play with a new remote-control car, and are waiting for Gaspard to take his nap in case he breaks it. But Gaspard is not sleepy... (S1 Ep 40) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. When Scoop, Muck and Lofty get lost in a maze they have helped build in the grounds of Fixham Castle, Leo uses a drone to help guide them out. (S3 Ep 1) 
06:35Fireman Sam Seeing Red Animation. Sarah trips and hurts her leg while out for a walk on the cliff path with Bronwyn and Nipper. (S6 Ep 11) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Henry's Health and Safety Railway adventures. After a chat about the meaning of health and safety, Henry sets about interfering with everybody's jobs. (S14 Ep 7) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Nala and Simba are chewing everything now that they have all their teeth! Meanwhile, the bull mastiffs enjoy running in the rain. (S1 Ep 6) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pup, Pup and Away CGI animated series.When Mayor Goodway accidentally takes off in a hot air balloon, Ryder and the Paw Patrol make a dramatic attempt to rescue her. (S1 Ep 10) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective When Noddy and Big Ears come back from apple-picking at the farm, they discover someone has broken a key on the xylophone bridge. (S1 Ep 28) 
07:35Peppa Pig Musical Instruments Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig find an old box in the attic. It is full of musical instruments. (S1 Ep 16) 
07:45Peppa Pig The Toy Cupboard Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George's toy basket is full, so Mummy Pig decides it is time to order a new toy cupboard. (S2 Ep 44) 
07:50Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 20) 
08:05Floogals Animated series following the adventures of a group of tiny aliens. The Floogals are baffled by a mysterious substance that can be moulded into all kinds of shapes. (Ep 51) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Digby tells his friends that they need to go to Peek Rock to see a special event, Grizel and Mungo decide that they have to get there first. (S1 Ep 47) 
08:35Rusty Rivets Animated series about a young engineer. Rusty helps Ranger Anna move a gi-normous sick fish from the lake to the Nature Park for treatment. (Ep 22) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nature Class Impish animation. Nanny Plum takes the fairy children for a lesson in the woods. (S1 Ep 35) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. While Mofy and Kerry are playing in the river, they suddenly hear Lee and Sioux groaning with toothache! (S1 Ep 7) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The doctors treat patients with a range of sports-related injuries, including a professional golfer who got a bad back from lifting his baby. (S3 Ep 36) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Cowboy Builders Reality series. Alison Cork catches up with Jo, her partner Dave and her son Nathan, whom the team helped fix their bathroom and bedroom. (S11 Ep 18) 
13:10Access Entertainment round-up. 
13:15Home and Away Will Quinn agree to let Ryder stay with Alf and Roo? Ash shows Kat what he has found, but Robbo is onto him. Coco is back and has some explaining to do. 
13:45Neighbours Rafael tells Mishti why he has a grudge against Paul. Amy has an erotic dream about Jayden, but will she agree to go on a date with him? Terese confesses to Piper. 
14:15NCIS: Conspiracy To Murder Agent Afloat US drama series following the navy's dedicated federal agency. The murder of a navy officer sparks a major security alert on board an aircraft carrier. (S6 Ep 2) 
15:15A Sister's Nightmare Film Psychological drama starring Natasha Henstridge and Kelly Rutherford. Jane's peaceful life goes into a tailspin when her sister Cassidy shows up after years in a psychiatric ward. (2013) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Rafael tells Mishti why he has a grudge against Paul. Amy has an erotic dream about Jayden, but will she agree to go on a date with him? Terese confesses to Piper. 
18:00Home and Away Will Quinn agree to let Ryder stay with Alf and Roo? Ash shows Kat what he has found, but Robbo is onto him. Coco is back and has some explaining to do. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00New: The Wine Show Series about wine. Six world-class sommeliers lend their expertise, from restaurants in Lisbon, Hampshire and California, as well as a diverse London trio. (S2 Ep 7) 
20:00New: Celebrity 5 Go Barging Travelogue. For the fourth and final leg, the famous five continue along the Canal du Midi, in the vicinity of the southern French town of Beziers. (S1 Ep 4) 
21:00New: Cruising With Jane McDonald Travelogue. Starting off in Ho Chi Minh City, Jane samples the sights, sounds and sumptuous cuisine of Vietnam, before setting sail up the Mekong to Cambodia. (S3 Ep 3) 
22:00New: Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will and Grace end up unknowingly dating the same man, while Jack and Karen suffer from annoying earworm. (S9 Ep 8) 
22:30New: Joan Rivers: By Her Friends A tribute to the late, great comedian. Contributors including her daughter Melissa and comedian Barry Cryer, celebrate the shocking and blisteringly funny comedian. 
23:30The Joan Rivers Position Highlights of the show hosted by outrageous comedienne Joan Rivers featuring guests Graham Norton, Ruby Wax, Jerry Hall, Jodie Kidd, Katie Pirice and Peter Andre. 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. A spate of deaths in which the victims were plagued by their own doppelgangers lead Mulder and Scully to a pair of twins. (S11 Ep 3) 
04:00GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. A carer who looks after her 100-year old mother with advanced dementia 24/7, and a depressed young single mum and victim of violence consult the doctors. (S3 Ep 35) 
04:45House Doctor A special compilation edition of the home improvement series presented by interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. [SL] (S4 Ep 16) 
05:10Divine Designs Paul Binski examines religious art in Britain. Paul travels from Cheadle to Glasgow to witness two examples of Gothic revivals. (S2 Ep 9) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
06:00Little Princess I Want My Dummy Animation narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess doesn't want to give up her dummy, and when it starts to mysteriously disappear, she's determined to get it back! (S1 Ep 6)