This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, August 23 2018

06:00Peppa Pig My Cousin Chloe Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa's older cousin Chloe comes to visit, and Peppa must play games by somebody else's rules for a change. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Animation. Olly and Stan pretend to be superheroes for the day and drive around Bumpton looking for people in need of rescue. (S1 Ep 60) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei, Timmy and Faye have a competition to find out who is the bravest out of the three of them... (S1 Ep 19) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are looking forward to a visit from their cousin Benjamin, but when he arrives he shows no interest in playing with them. (S1 Ep 34) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to investigate why Deltoid is scared of Smartysaurus or they will never be friends again! (S1 Ep 9) 
06:40Fireman Sam All at Sea CGI adventures. A rehearsal for the grand opening of the ocean rescue centre ends in a fire when the celebratory fireworks get out of control. (S9 Ep 1) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. Millie is very cross with Stephen and Glynn for not helping her when she is given extra work. The next day Stephen cannot find her. Has she run away? (S21 Ep 6) 
07:00The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Rudy is a brave little farm cat, but can she make new friends in the barn? (S1 Ep 9) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animated series. Zeta uses the magical size gem to shrink everything in Zahramay Falls, including Leah, Shimmer and Shine! (S2 Ep 18) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated preschool series about healthy eating. Shane and Izzy help Maggie to pick her strawberries, but a mishap with a football results in the berries being crushed. (S1 Ep 4) 
07:35Peppa Pig Granny Pig's Chickens Pig tales. Granny Pig shows Peppa and George her poultry. Elsewhere, something has been eating Grandpa Pig's lettuces. (S1 Ep 36) 
07:45Peppa Pig Spider Web Animation. Eek! There's a spider in the house! Mummy Pig tells Daddy Pig to get rid of it. (S4 Ep 22) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Impish animation. Snobby King and Queen Marigold are coming to visit the Little Kingdom, so Holly and her parents enlist the elf band to impress them. (S1 Ep 29) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. When a big ape follows the pups home, they must lure him onto the PAW Patroller so they can take him back to the jungle. (S4 Ep 14) 
08:25Floogals Animation. When Boy Hooman wears an unusually large sock on one leg, Flo must perform a daring mid-air investigation on her own to complete her Hooman clothing report. (S2 Ep 4) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. Digby shows Fizzy the Box of Tricks he found at Albert's Store, but she is unimpressed. (S1 Ep 34) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Willow creates a huge watermelon for the gardening contest in the country fair. But when it is catapulted towards the village, Nella has to think fast. (S1 Ep 12) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Mofy has promised to meet Kerry, but gets distracted helping the squirrels look for their acorns. By the time she gets to Kerry's house he is upset. (S1 Ep 28) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Topical debate show with special guests. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Rose lost her job and had to rent out her house, but the tenant stopped paying rent. When Harpreet returns to his property, he finds it has been stripped bare. (S2 Ep 9) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. John fears that his drooping eyelids may indicate a stroke. Diana complains of occasional chest pains. Rochelle is worried about her son's undescended testicle. (S3 Ep 43) 
13:15Home and Away Ziggy catches Dean using a stolen credit card. Brody puts his foot down. Coco realises that Ryder is not ready for the next step. Tori thinks that she is pregnant with Ash's baby. 
13:45Neighbours Ned finds Cassius and his mother together and demands to know what is going on. Struggling to meet the costs of Xanthe's medical treatment, Gary dips into Jeremy's bag of cash. 
14:15Cagney & Lacey Police drama series. The hearing for Cagney's sexual harassment complaint against Captain Hennessey begins. Lacey poses as a stool pigeon to help the bunco squad. (S4 Ep 20) 
15:15Til Death Do Us Part Film Psychological thriller starring Haylie Duff and Ty Olsson. A woman with a heart condition begins to suspect that her new doctor husband might be a murderer. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Ned finds Cassius and his mother together and demands to know what is going on. Struggling to meet the costs of Xanthe's medical treatment, Gary dips into Jeremy's bag of cash. 
18:00Home and Away Ziggy catches Dean using a stolen credit card. Brody puts his foot down. Coco realises that Ryder is not ready for the next step. Tori thinks that she is pregnant with Ash's baby. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00World Rally Championship... ...Highlights. Highlights from Germany of the ninth round of the World Rally Championship 2018. 
20:00New: Big Week at The Zoo Helen Skelton and Nick Baker host a weeklong series on British zoos. Documentary series. At Colchester Zoo, two female rhinos are waiting for the return of paramour Otto. (Ep 4) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother The Big Brother House hosts a group of celebrity guests whose every move and mood may be monitored and manipulated. (Ep 8) 
22:00Nando's Saucy Secrets ...Success Story. Documentary. A look at how a small takeaway chicken shop in Ealing, West London, grew into an empire with more than 400 restaurants in the UK alone. (S2 Ep 4) 
23:05New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit On The Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 5) 
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03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. John fears that his drooping eyelids may indicate a stroke. Diana complains of occasional chest pains. Rochelle is worried about her son's undescended testicle. (S3 Ep 43) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Documentary series about parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids. Former glamour model Sam maintains her looks with regular Botox. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
05:10House Doctor A compilation of highlights from the home improvement series. Interior designer Ann Maurice imparts her top tips on transforming bedrooms and bathrooms. [SL] (S3 Ep 10) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Featuring a healthy house expert, a clairvoyant and a feng shui expert. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
06:00Peppa Pig Pancakes Pig tales. Mummy Pig is making pancakes and Daddy Pig flips his so high that it sticks to the ceiling! Can the family get it down? (S1 Ep 29)