This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, January 18 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona is too ill to join Baba, Mossy and May on a ladybird-spotting trip, so they decide to bring one back for her - but catching a ladybird isn't easy. (S2 Ep 15) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. When Alma's ball vanishes in mid-air, the friends follow a trail of banana skins to look for a girl monkey thief who lives in the sky. (S2 Ep 46) 
06:20Simon Animated children's series about an engaging but headstrong young rabbit. Simon is playing at being a superhero when a real-life rescue mission suddenly beckons. (S1 Ep 1) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. Muck falls asleep and ends up on a part of a floating bridge that the team are building across the river - and it's heading straight for the falls! (S3 Ep 13) 
06:35Fireman Sam The adventures of Fireman Sam and his friends. The residents of Pontypandy gather in the park for the annual town festival. (S10 Ep 20) 
06:50Thomas and Friends CGI animation. During a storm, Skiff the tiny railboat gets blown down the track and right into a tree that lightning has been brought down across the branch line. (S20 Ep 9) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. The pups meet new friends, who come in all shapes and sizes, including human toddlers, horses and other hound housemates! (S1 Ep 9) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. While the pups prepare for a tree dedication ceremony, Alex sets up his own mini-Patrol and recruits Chickaletta, Cali, Turtle and Bunny. (S3 Ep 3) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must work fast to discover why all the balloons for a special festival in Toyland have disappeared. (S1 Ep 43) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's family are at Digger World, where they fun building walls and knocking them over again, and even help Mr Bull when there's an obstacle in the road. (S5 Ep 21) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation about a little pig. Daddy Pig's car runs out of petrol but Grandad Dog's garage is not far away. With one phone call, Grandad Dog is on his way. (S2 Ep 17) 
07:50Floogals Animation about three tiny aliens on planet Earth. After mistaking a hamster cage for a newly arrived spaceship, Fleeker tries to befriend its furry alien pilot. (S1 Ep 4) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animated series. Chips always wins the annual Great Nut Hunt. But when Grizel finds the map showing where all the hidden nuts are, she joins in the game too. (S1 Ep 10) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Ten-year-old Rusty Rivets invents his way out of every problem by turning old parts and objects into weird and wonderful contraptions! (S1 Ep 9) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 16) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Planet Bong - Part 1: Animation. After aliens arrive from Planet Bong to ask the Wise Old Elf to save their hot planet by restoring the plants, everyone heads off in the spaceship. (S2 Ep 35) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Mofy has promised to meet Kerry, but gets distracted helping the squirrels look for their acorns. By the time she gets to Kerry's house he is upset. (S1 Ep 28) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Returning with a brand new look and studio, Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Hotel Inspector Walpole Bay Documentary series with Alex Polizzi. Alex revisits a hotel in sunny Margate but fails to receive a warm welcome. (S9 Ep 9) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Mick is deaf to Irene's pleas not to start a custody battle, especially after receiving confirmation that he is Luc's father. Ryder tries to charm both Raffy and Coco. 
13:45Neighbours Gary is barred from Lassiter's and assaulted by Shane, after Levi Jansen cancels their meeting and leaves town. Mishti's work forces her to cancel her date with Leo. 
14:15NCIS Ignition US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. McGee takes the lead when a navy test pilot is found dead wearing an experimental jet pack. (S7 Ep 11) 
15:15Her Dark Past Film Mystery thriller starring Anna Lise Phillips and Kevin Ryan. After an attack leaves her comatose, Alice wakes up with no memory of why anyone could have wanted her dead. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Gary is barred from Lassiter's and assaulted by Shane, after Levi Jansen cancels their meeting and leaves town. Mishti's work forces her to cancel her date with Leo. 
18:00Home and Away Mick is deaf to Irene's pleas not to start a custody battle, especially after receiving confirmation that he is Luc's father. Ryder tries to charm both Raffy and Coco. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00The Wonderful World of Puppies Documentary series. How a pup's emotional needs develop and how its environment affects it, including developing human-canine bonds and relationships with other dogs. (S2 Ep 2) 
20:00New: More Kids Than Cash Documentary series looking at how big families make ends meet. A Derbyshire family of twelve are deciding whether or not to have another baby. (Ep 4) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 19) 
22:00New: Celebrity 100% Hotter Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. The stylists try to help Sandi Bogle and Chloe Ferry change their bold styles to be more chic and sophisticated. (S2 Ep 3) 
23:05New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit on the Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 14) 
00:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series. Two patients arrive with problems associated with mountain climbing. One is planning to play a rugby match on the summit of mount Kilimanjaro. (S3 Ep 15) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Three strip club workers have a contest to drum up more business, with the loser having a mammary-based reminder of his failure sketched onto his leg. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a spartan house in Maidstone devoid of any feminine touches. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 16) 
05:35Divine Designs Paul Binski examines religious art in Britain. In this edition, he goes in search of ecclesiastical wall paintings dating back to before the Reformation. [SL] (S2 Ep 5) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. When Baba takes a beautiful shell from Bernie's grotto without Bernie's permission, Bernie thinks that the Red Crabs have taken it. (S2 Ep 16)