This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, March 23 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animated series. Oona learns a lot about her Mama when they go on an expedition together to find fresh seaweed for the nest. (S2 Ep 22) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. Alma wants to make an exciting movie with her new underwater camera, so Poppy and the gang take the plane to the Great Coral Reef near Seahorse Island. (S2 Ep 34) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon invites his friends Lou and Ferdinand over to play, but then annoys them by bossing them about. Left to play on his own, Simon soon learns his mistake. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:25Bob The Builder Animation. Wendy is putting on an opera with vehicles and people, but Muck's loud singing destroys the ceiling of the opera house! (S3 Ep 24) 
06:35Fireman Sam Twitching the Night Away Animation. Elvis is booked to sing on a local TV show, but when a nasty storm hits, starting a fire in the woods, he risks missing his singing slot. (S7 Ep 15) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Train fun. It's a big day on Sodor! The Fat Controller's mother, Dowager Hatt, is having a party and she has invited some very important visitors. (S16 Ep 3) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy needs to find out why everyone is so sleepy in Brickabuild before all building in Toyland stops for good! (S1 Ep 5) 
07:20PAW Patrol Pups Save a Flying Frog Animation. Marshall's new pet Smiley is practising for a jumping competition, but the naughty frog hops into Skye's helicopter and activates the controls! (S1 Ep 49) 
07:35Peppa Pig Fancy Dress Party Animated series. Peppa and George have a fancy-dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa dresses as a fairy princess and George as a scary dinosaur. (S1 Ep 38) 
07:45Peppa Pig The Fire Engine Pig tales. When Mummy Pig helps out at Miss Rabbit's fire station, she is called upon to douse the flames at Daddy Pig's out-of-control barbecue! (S3 Ep 13) 
07:50Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals the girls' magical gem in order to enchant some cleaning supplies, which go on to cause chaos. (S2 Ep 21) 
08:05Floogals Animation. The Floogals are baffled when the Hoomans don't come home in the evening as they usually do. Where have they gone? (S1 Ep 36) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI-animation. After Mungo crashes and forgets how to fly, Digby resolves to teach him how, despite that Digby can't really fly himself... (S1 Ep 26) 
08:35Rusty Rivets Animated series about a ten-year-old engineer. A rare bird builds its nest in an unsafe location and can't be persuaded to move. (S1 Ep 19) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Uncle Gaston Animation. When three baby ladybirds, Amber, Emerald and Keith come to stay at their uncle Gaston's for the day, Ben and Holly help him to keep them entertained. (S2 Ep 21) 
09:05Mofy Animation. A parrot hears Wise Owl's talk about not using offensive words. When it repeats the insults, Mofy and her friends think they are calling each other names. (S3 Ep 1) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Brian and Graham have to weigh up the assets of a health spa that has fallen into debt, before they trace a tricky debtor determined to put them off the scent. (S2 Ep 9) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. This special revisits three memorable consultations with the elderly from the first three series, with patients telling their own stories. 
13:15Home and Away Robbo's condition continues to deteriorate. Ash takes his revenge too far and is arrested. Colby makes a good impression. Maggie gets the news that she has been dreading. 
13:45Neighbours Elly realises that it's too soon for her and Mark. Paige suggests to Jack that they move elsewhere. Piper helps Terese improve her promo. Sheila's memory lapses worry Shane. 
14:15NCIS Legend - Part 1: US drama. The murder of a Marine brings the team into contact with the Office of Special Projects in LA. Tony becomes concerned about Ziva's behaviour. (S6 Ep 22) 
15:15Death Al Dente: The Gourmet... ...Detective 3: Death al Dente. Murder mystery starring Dylan Neal and Aaron Douglas. When Henry Ross is invited as a speaker at a resort spa, he finds himself at the centre of another murder. (2015) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Elly realises that it's too soon for her and Mark. Paige suggests to Jack that they move elsewhere. Piper helps Terese improve her promo. Sheila's memory lapses worry Shane. 
18:00Home and Away Robbo's condition continues to deteriorate. Ash takes his revenge too far and is arrested. Colby makes a good impression. Maggie gets the news that she has been dreading. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00New: The Gadget Show Tech series hosted by Craig Charles. Jon Bentley asks couples to test out smart tech bathroom scales, while Georgie and Ortis test out the latest 360-degree cameras in Las Vegas. (S27 Ep 3) 
20:00Inside Sandringham: Holidaying... ...With The Queen. Documentary revealing where the royal family eat their Christmas dinner, when they open their presents and how they spend their Christmas Eve. 
21:00New: Jane McDonald & Friends All-singing, all-dancing entertainment with Jane McDonald. Jane performs classic songs, and is joined by special guests The Overtones and Russell Watson. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00New: Will & Grace Return of the award-winning US sitcom. Grace is horrified to realize she has dated three men from the same family. Will and Karen bond over their own telenovela. (S9 Ep 12) 
22:30New: Lip Sync Battle UK: Aston... ...Merrygold Vs Chris Ramsey. Entertainment series in which British stars lip-sync to songs. Comedian and actor Chris Ramsey faces off against JLS singer Aston Merrygold. (S2 Ep 3) 
23:00Greatest Ever Celebrity Wind Ups Pranks pulled on celebrities. Ant and Dec pull the rug from under the feet of chef Jamie Oliver, and Take That's Mark Owen finds his album being used to sell athlete's foot cream. (Ep 3) 
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03:10Cowboy Builders Reality series. Alison Cork returns to Porthcawl in South Wales, to catch up with Michael and Helen who were left in the lurch by an irresponsible repair man. (S11 Ep 49) 
04:00The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. Mulder and Scully investigate a brutal animal attack on a little boy in Connecticut, while suspecting darker forces are at play. (S11 Ep 8) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a a property in Crieff, Perthshire. [SL] (S3 Ep 13) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. (S2 Ep 14) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 6)