This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, July 21 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want My Puppets Little Princess organises a special puppet show for her friends, but during the preparations, she doesn't notice that the stars of her show have become tangled! (S2 Ep 19) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animation. CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Fern the Arctic fox can't find the rest of her very white pack in the snow. (S1 Ep 27) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. Gilda's nest has gone missing in Spinner's Grove. Owl has a sprained wing and can't fly, but finds a clever way to lift Zuzu into the tree tops to find it. (S2 Ep 27) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey More Ice Cream Please Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. The local ice cream shop has run out of ice cream, so Milkshake Monkey learns how to make more! (S2 Ep 8) 
06:35The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series following kittens through the first year of life. Meet Lloyd, a British short hair house cat and see how he learns to live with his three fluffy sisters! (S1 Ep 1) 
06:40Seaside Antics Time to Play Children's wildlife series shot on location in Wales and featuring the voice talents of actor Derek Griffiths. In the rock pool, the animals are playing hide and seek. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:45Olly the Little White Van When Miss Florrette's bananas start going missing, Olly and Stan help her to solve the mystery by becoming detectives. (S1 Ep 58) 
06:50Simon Animation. While trying to help Grandpa pick tomatoes, Simon tears out an entire plant! Grandpa laughs, but Simon is determined to prove that he is not clumsy. (S1 Ep 52) 
06:55Peppa Pig Mister Skinnylegs Animation about a young pig. When George finds a spider in the bathroom, Peppa is very frightened - until she realises that it doesn't want to hurt her. (S1 Ep 47) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Cap'n Turbot and his cousin Francois are whale watching when the Flounder hits a rock and starts to sink! (S2 Ep 28) 
07:15Thomas and Friends The Phantom Express CGI animation. At Ulfstead Castle, as Stephen reassures Percy that there is no such thing as ghosts, James tries to scare them! But he ends up scaring himself. (S17 Ep 13) 
07:25Fireman Sam CGI-animated adventures. Sam and Penny are called into action after Mandy gets trapped in some mountain caves while in search of a bat. (S10 Ep 11) 
07:40Rusty Rivets Animated series about a resourceful ten-year-old engineer. The gang are off on a skiing trip, but find their way up the mountain blocked by a huge rockpile. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. Alex and Mr Porter are delivering pizza for a big party on Jake's Mountain when the van spins out of control! (S2 Ep 29) 
08:15Pirata and Capitano Animation. Dodo the Devious infests the Pink Skull with mosquitos and steals the ship when the crew evacuate. So Pirata sets out to seize it back! (S1 Ep 5) 
08:30Noddy Toyland Detective Pat-Pat and the pirates have fallen out over a board game because they've lost the rules and can't agree who has won. Can Noddy help? (S1 Ep 25) 
08:45Floogals Animation. The Floogals wonder how the huge flowers they see in the garden can come out of a small packet of seeds. (S1 Ep 12) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston's Birthday Animated children's series. In this episode, poor Gaston the ladybird has never had a birthday party! But that changes when King Thistle finds out. (S2 Ep 50) 
09:10Shimmer and Shine Animation. The girls accidentally create a fun but sticky glob of living candy that is curious about everything. Then a Glitternado hits Zahramay Falls. (S2 Ep 25) 
09:25Digby Dragon CGI animated series. Every year, Digby feels down in the dumps on Dragon Day. After all, how can he enjoy the celebrations when he can't fly or breathe fire? (S1 Ep 1) 
09:45Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Boat Animation about a lovable young pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have a beautiful little boat and Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with them. (S1 Ep 48) 
09:55Peppa Pig Shopping Animation about a lovable young pig. Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, Peppa and George go to the supermarket. Soon they have everything they need - and a delicious chocolate cake. (S1 Ep 49) 
10:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Big Ben and Holly Animation. When a spell goes wrong, Ben and Holly grow to human size! Now they are able to play with Lucy and her friends and want to stay big forever! (S2 Ep 23) 
10:10Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles CGI-animation. Raphael, Donatello and Mira meet Holy Chalupa, who turns out to be Michelangelo. Verminator Rex joins forces with the Scale Tail Clan. (S5 Ep 19) 
10:45Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, narrated by Iain Lee and with commentary from Susan Calman. 
11:10Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Chris' tracker dog Ronny has a twitchy nose but will this canine crime fighter manage to track down a villain? (S14 Ep 10) 
12:10Police Interceptors Action-packed observational documentary series. Damo Stevens hunts down a heroin dealer, Jacko rushes to a critical car crash, and Kev discovers something in an airing cupboard. (S9 Ep 5) 
13:10Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun Documentary series. Cabaret star Mark is shooting a video. Vina and Nilam are hoping their curry business will be a success and retired Stan searches for lost change. (S3 Ep 6) 
14:10Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun Documentary series. Former Glaswegian taxi drivers Pete and Kath came to Benidorm to retire, but then took on a bar. Michael is on a fishing trip with his mates. (S3 Ep 7) 
15:10Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. A couple agree to rent a property to its former owner who now refuses to leave, and a single mum tricks her way into a property. (S4 Ep 11) 
16:10Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. After offering a former tenant the use of a spare room until she gets back on her feet, a landlord then struggles to evict her, and her partner. (S4 Ep 3) 
17:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents encounter a barricaded door, language difficulties, an angry granny, a cheeky mechanic and a desperate debtor. (S4 Ep 20) 
18:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents tackle angry squatters, distraught debtors and bitter personal disputes. (S4 Ep 21) 
19:00New: Blind Date Dating show hosted by Paul O'Grady. Fashion student Mia has the pick of blogger Howie, Geordie Declan and musician Elijah. (S4 Ep 4) 
20:00New: Before They Were Stars Susan Calman on the stars before they hit the big time. Look out for the stargazing boffin playing deliciously atrocious 80s soft-rock, and some jaw-dropping TV debuts. (S2 Ep 1) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Victoria Wood: Her Life As Seen... ...On TV. Documentary about the life and career of Britain's foremost funny lady. This exceptionally talented comedian was a fixture on British TV screens for more than 40 years. 
22:00Victoria Wood: Live Victoria Wood performs her live stand-up show in her own inimitable style. 
00:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) 
04:00GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. (S6 Ep 4) 
05:10Divine Designs In the series about religious works of art, Paul Binski visits Lincoln Cathedral - which was redesigned in the 13th century - and Wells Cathedral. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
06:00Little Princess I Want a Shop Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess decides to set up her own shop and searches the castle for things to sell. (S2 Ep 1)