This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, December 14 2017

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona gets tangled up in fishing twine near Seagull Cliff! Will she be freed before the seagulls come back? (S2 Ep 29) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. When Zuzu breaks his conch shell, the friends set off on a submarine adventure to find him a new one in the Deep Blue Ocean. (S2 Ep 32) 
06:20Simon Animation. It's Mummy's birthday and her family are preparing a surprise for her. Can they get everything done in time for when she gets home from the office? (S1 Ep 18) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animated adventures of the popular builder and his friends. Inspired by Dash Lightning's new movie, Scoop wants to be a super-hero. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:35Fireman Sam Hearts on Fire Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. When she goes camping with Norman and Trevor, Dilys starts a forest fire! (S6 Ep 3) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. James steals an idea from Duck and tells the Fat Controller, claiming it as his. But when it is implemented, James runs into trouble. (S18 Ep 8) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. A litter of golden doodles have turned four weeks old and are testing out their newly-developed vision by escaping their box basket. (S3 Ep 4) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pups Takes the Cake Animation. Mr Porter enters a cake competition and needs Ryder and the pups to help him get his cake baked and to the competition on time. (S1 Ep 45) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Animation. When Marion finds Glynn, the old coffeepot engine who used to worked on the branch line, Thomas gets him restored in time for Christmas. (S21 Ep 18) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and George explore the greenhouse, and it is full of lovely tomatoes and basil. When it's time for dinner, Granny Pig makes a tasty salad. (S5 Ep 26) 
07:40Peppa Pig At the Beach Animated series about a little pig. Peppa and George go to the beach and have fun burying Daddy Pig in the sand. (S1 Ep 46) 
07:50Floogals Animation. Boomer's new food-finder for his fizzer goes out of control and crashes into a birthday cake. Can the Floogals work out how to re-make the icing? (S1 Ep 35) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about Digby, a budding dragon in training who is is always ready to tackle the next big adventure with energy and enthusiasm. (S1 Ep 27) 
08:20Noddy Toyland Detective Animation. When a little clockwork duck turns up at the DinoLab, Noddy tries to find out where it comes from and return it to its family. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals Samira's staff and turns everyone into chickens! (S2 Ep 13) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Lucy's Picnic Impish animation. The elf and fairy children learn all about how the rubbish from a picnic can be recycled into beautiful new toys. (S1 Ep 46) 
09:05Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. Mofy wants her friends to read the poem she wrote, but they all are tied up with their own tasks. (S1 Ep 2) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:455 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
11:50The Perfect Holiday Film Seasonal romantic comedy starring Morris Chestnut and Gabrielle Union. When a girl tells Santa that her mum wants to meet a nice man, he sets out to make her wish come true. (2007) 
13:35My Christmas Dream Film Festive romantic drama starring Danica McKellar and David Haydn-Jones. A department store boss is determined to land the manager position for their new Paris location. (2016) 
15:20An Unexpected Christmas Film Festive drama starring Susie Abromeit and Dillon Casey. A couple are knocked sideways when he loses his job and she becomes pregnant just before Christmas. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:35The Yorkshire Vet: Home Visits One off special in which Peter and Julian catch up with old friends including Dougie - the parrot with a strong Yorkshire accent and a passion for Yorkshire puddings. (S3 Ep 13) 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: UK's Strongest Man:.. ...Ultimate Strongman Team World Championship. Eight two-man teams from around the world come together at Northwood Stadium to battle it out for the world title. 
20:00New: Gypsy Kids At Christmas Documentary series. It is a Christmas to remember for twins Johnny and Abraham. They are helping their uncle Tony with his entrance to a Christmas cage fight. 
21:00New: Harrogate: Great Yorkshire... ...Christmas. The seocnd episode of a two-part documentary following the great and good of Harrogate as they prepare for the town's annual Christmas windows competition. (Ep 2) 
22:00My Crazy Christmas Obsession Documentary featuring people who take Christmas decorations to a whole new level. Includes a man who wants to cover his entire house in one million Christmas lights! 
23:05Crazy Christmas Compulsives Documentary featuring people always in the holiday mood including a world-record light display, a woman with a gingerbread fixation and a man who celebrates Christmas every day. 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational series. Patients this week include regular Michael who is due to have his toe amputated, and Donovan who is stressed from caring for his wife. (S5 Ep 21) 
04:00World's Most Pampered Pets Documentary looking at businesses catering for pampered pets. Amy Childs indulges her dog at a pet boutique, while Shappi Khorsandi takes her rabbit for a luxury grooming session. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series with Ann Maurice. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The enigmatic, humorous and sometimes grotesque paintings of Pieter Bruegel. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Baba is sick, so Oona promises to bring him back a shiny seashell to cheer him up. But the pesky seagulls make her mission very difficult. (S2 Ep 30)