This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Sunday, December 16 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Stars Animated series about a lovable pig. Peppa and George look at the stars with Mummy and Daddy Pig. (S2 Ep 49) 
06:05Peppa Pig Daddy Pig's Birthday Porcine animation. Today is Daddy Pig's birthday, but he must go to work. While he is away, Mummy Pig, Peppa and George prepare a special birthday surprise. (S2 Ep 50) 
06:10Peppa Pig The Sleepover Animation about a lovable young pig. Peppa is going for a sleepover at Zoe Zebra's house. The girls are too excited to go to sleep and stay up playing games and having fun. (S2 Ep 51) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The King's Busy Day Impish animation. King Thistle is snowed under with royal duties. He must launch a boat, judge a competition and make a speech at a festival. Can Holly help? (S1 Ep 8) 
06:30Luo Bao Bei Animation. Mum has promised to spend the day with Luo Bao Bei, but she is constantly being distracted by her phone. (S1 Ep 32) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. It's Bling's birthday, but Big Ears has hidden her present to stop her opening it early and he can't remember where! (S1 Ep 19) 
06:50Fireman Sam Santa Overboard Animation. After festooning the supermarket with Christmas lights, Norman persuades Dilys to fix an inflatable Santa to the roof. (S6 Ep 6) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Train fun. Charlie loves the snow and decides to show Henry that it really can be fun! He hides behind a snowman and as Henry passes, Charlie pretends to be it! (S16 Ep 5) 
07:15Bob the Builder CGI animation. Scoop's attempt to stop Wendy's wonderful ice sculpture of a polar bear from melting could ruin Mayor Madison's Arctic-themed charity event. (S2 Ep 50) 
07:30Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Chips is ejected from the Train Club by Grumpy, so Grizel invites her to join her gang instead. What is Grizel's real scheme? (S1 Ep 30) 
07:50Peppa Pig Potato City Peppa and her family visit a new theme park where there is lots of fun to be had with vegetables. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:00Peppa Pig The New House Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George are taken to visit the home that Mr Bull is building. Will they find out who their new neighbours are? (S4 Ep 2) 
08:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Fun and Games Impish animation. Holly gets frustrated when Ben uses his elf skills to win all their games, then Ben becomes annoyed when Holly gets her own back! (S1 Ep 9) 
08:20Paw Patrol Animation. When little lambs keep running away from Farmer Al's pasture, it's up to the Paw Patrol to find the missing sheep. (S3 Ep 15) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Children's animation. Clod loses his invitation to a fabulous breakfast buffet, so he rounds up his friends and they go on a quest to find it! (S1 Ep 3) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta threatens to spoil the girls' sleepover when she steals their wishing star. (S2 Ep 8) 
09:05Peppa Pig Basketball Animated series about a loveable little pig. Daddy teaches the children how to play basketball, and it is not long before they are good enough to take on a team. (S4 Ep 3) 
09:15Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animation. The Turtles want to watch the extreme skateboarding finals but must stop the Foot Clan from stealing a black claw-like hand from a store in the mall. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:30Cruising With Jane McDonald Award winning travelogue series. This episode, Jane journeys through the wilderness and ancient wonders of Vietnam and Cambodia. (S3 Ep 3) 
09:40Friends Joey auditions for a major television series about a man and his crimefighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. (S6 Ep 20) 
10:10Friends Ross asks the guys for moral support when he meets Elizabeth's dad for the first time. With special guest Bruce Willis. (S6 Ep 21) 
10:40Friends Ross secretly takes his girlfriend away for the weekend, even though her father threatens to have him fired if he continues to see her. (S6 Ep 22) 
11:10Friends Chandler chooses a ring for Monica, and Rachel tries to get Paul to open up to her. (S6 Ep 23) 
11:40Friends Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat. (S6 Ep 24) 
12:10Friends A confused Monica visits Richard's apartment. Chandler goes looking for her - will he find her in time? (S6 Ep 25) 
12:35Friends Chandler begins to worry about his performance in the bedroom. Monica catches Rachel and Ross kissing. (S7 Ep 1) 
13:05Friends Everyone is planning for Chandler and Monica's wedding - except her parents, who blow her wedding money on a beach house. (S7 Ep 2) 
13:35Friends Phoebe holds the key to the best-tasting cookies ever, which drives chef Monica crazy. Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7 Ep 3) 
14:05Friends Given the chance to employ her own assistant, Rachel overlooks more able candidates in favour of an attractive man. (S7 Ep 4) 
14:30Christmas In The Air Film Romantic drama starring Catherine Bell and Eric Close. When Lydia meets Robert, she has only 12 days to help him get his life in order before his big Christmas pitch. (2017) 
16:05Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle In... Film ...Manhattan. Drama starring Doris Roberts and Jewel Staite. Magic and romance abound in a family-run department store in the lead up to Christmas. (2010) 
17:055 News Update National and international news. 
17:10Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle In... Film ...Manhattan. Drama starring Doris Roberts and Jewel Staite. Magic and romance abound in a family-run department store in the lead up to Christmas. (2010) 
18:005 News Weekend National and international news. 
18:05Agatha Christie's Crooked House Murder mystery starring Glenn Close, Christina Hendricks and Max Irons. Young Sophia returns after the war to find her grandfather poisoned and a family filled with suspects. (2017) 
20:00New: Inside Hamleys At Christmas Documentary looking behind the scenes of the iconic toy shop. From a single shop in 1760, Hamleys is now a global chain with royal warrants and more than 50,000 lines of toys. (S2 Ep 5) 
21:00Armageddon Film Sci-fi thriller. The US government discovers that it has just 18 days to save the world from an approaching asteroid. A motley crew of oil drillers sets out to intercept it. [AD,S] 
22:055 News Update National and international news. 
22:10Armageddon Film Sci-fi thriller. The US government discovers that it has just 18 days to save the world from an approaching asteroid. A motley crew of oil drillers sets out to intercept it. [AD,S] 
23:55Poseidon Film Seafaring disaster remake starring Josh Lucas and Kurt Russell. A freak wave causes a cruise liner to capsize, leaving the survivors to journey to the surface to stay alive. (2006) 
01:25Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild New Zealand Documentary series. Ben Fogle travels to New Zealand, where he meets the Long family, who live as hunter-gatherers in the Gorge River area of National Park. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:00Never Teach Your Wife to Drive Documentary following three British couples during one of the most stressful tests of their relationships. As tempers flare, will they get as far as the driving test? [SL] 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A woman needs to sell her flat in Stoke Newington, London. [SL] (S5 Ep 11) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. Horrifying nightmares and a depressing atmosphere have led one family to believe they are unwelcome in their own home. [SL] (S2 Ep 5) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 7) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music. (S5 Ep 8)