This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, December 13 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa volunteers Mummy Pig to do a parachute jump to raise money for the school roof repairs. (S5 Ep 2) 
06:05Peppa Pig Animated series. Gerald Giraffe is new to the playgroup and he's trying to make friends, but he finds being so tall makes playing hide and seek quite a challenge! (S5 Ep 3) 
06:10New: The Day Henry Met Animation. Henry meets a lifeboat on the beach and becomes a lifeguard for the day to rescue a donkey who is stuck out at sea. (S1 Ep 9) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Trip to the Museum Animated children's series. In this episode, Daisy and Poppy cause chaos during a trip to the big museum. (S2 Ep 48) 
06:30Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Brenda's twelve Labrador puppies are growing up fast. They learn about sounds and try solid food for the first time. (S2 Ep 4) 
06:35Wissper CGI-animation. Wissper helps two polar bears who have fallen out, because Bert has lost Barry's present and Barry thinks that Bert has forgotten his birthday. (S1 Ep 26) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Everything is set for the Toy Green picnic when Noddy finds that some of the trees have been turned upside-down. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:55Thomas and Friends Last Train for Christmas CGI animation. When the Fat Controller decides to ride in a real sleigh at the Ulfstead Castle Christmas fair, Thomas ends up looking like a reindeer. (S18 Ep 20) 
07:05Fireman Sam Lights, Camera, Avalanche! CGI adventures. Norman is directing a film up on the mountain and accidentally causes an avalanche. Elsewhere on the mountain, Elvis is learning to ski. (S9 Ep 11) 
07:15Shane the Chef Animation. Mama Polenta and Sam Spratt agree to a cook-off to determine who makes the best pasta sauce. But it's Izzy and her home-grown basil sauce that wins the day. (S1 Ep 24) 
07:35Peppa Pig Cold Winter's Day Porcine animation. Peppa and George go to the park to play. All the puddles have frozen over, so the two must think of other ways to entertain themselves. (S2 Ep 52) 
07:45Peppa Pig Popular animation. Peppa has enjoyed her very first holiday abroad, but it is now time to go home. She can't wait to see Suzy and Goldie again. (S4 Ep 39) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Pirate Treasure Animation. When Captain Squid leaves his treasure map in the Little Kingdom, Redbeard the Elf Pirate leads Ben, Holly and Nanny Plum on a treasure hunt. (S2 Ep 30) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pup Pup Goose Animated series. Marshal makes friends with Fuzzy the gosling, but the young goose becomes so attached to Marshal that he does not want to fly south with his flock. (S1 Ep 9) 
08:25Floogals Animation. The Floogals investigate Boy Hooman's piggy bank. When they spill the contents, Boomer has to carry out a daring solo mission to set things right. (S2 Ep 22) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby decides that he's no good at being a dragon, so he tries being a fairy, a goblin or a squirrel instead. (S1 Ep 9) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies and their human best friend. The girls bake magical flying cookies, but Zeta and her pet dragon sneak in to steal the flying flour. (S2 Ep 5) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. The pups meet new friends, who come in all shapes and sizes, including human toddlers, horses and other hound housemates! (S1 Ep 9) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:10The Perfect Christmas Village Film A woman magically wakes up in her perfect Christmas village in Ireland. 
12:45Neighbours Willow arrives in Ramsay Street and is shocked to find her supposedly dead grandmother there. Elly asks Chloe to be a bridesmaid. Aaron receives his Huntingdon's test results. 
13:20Christmas By The Book Film Seasonal romance. starring Chelsea Kane and Drew Seeley. Lifestyle guru Joanna is a professed expert in all things romantic, except that she is single. (2018) 
15:00Call Me Claus Film Heartwarming drama starring Whoopi Goldberg and Nigel Hawthorne. A television executive accidentally hires the real Santa Claus to play himself in a Christmas advertisement. (2001) 
16:455 News National and international news. 
17:00Friends Chandler begins to worry about his performance in the bedroom. Monica catches Rachel and Ross kissing. (S7 Ep 1) 
17:30Friends Everyone is planning for Chandler and Monica's wedding - except her parents, who blow her wedding money on a beach house. (S7 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Willow arrives in Ramsay Street and is shocked to find her supposedly dead grandmother there. Elly asks Chloe to be a bridesmaid. Aaron receives his Huntingdon's test results. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: Esther Rantzen's House Trap Consumer series. Dame Esther Rantzen OBE hears from people who have been conned by salesmen offering pointless roofing products, and she goes after a bodger builder. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Shop Smart: Save Money:... ...Christmas Countdown. 
21:00New: Oxford Street 24/7 Documentary series. The heatwave results in nearly 200 casualties, tons of rubbish, dogs on death's door, celebrity photographers and summer crowds late into the night. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00Edge of Tomorrow Film Sci-fi action starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. An army officer gets stuck in a time loop that sees him doing battle with an alien invasion again and again. (2014) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment 
23:10Edge of Tomorrow Film Sci-fi action starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. An army officer gets stuck in a time loop that sees him doing battle with an alien invasion again and again. (2014) 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Kids' A&E At Christmas Documentary based at Sheffield children's hospital. How does a busy children's A&E department cope with the Christmas calamities coming through its doors? 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Lauren lets strangers design an 'elephant's bottom' tattoo for her. Shannon opts for each letter of the word Kavos on each toe. [SL] (S1 Ep 10) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements for properties that are proving hard to sell. This property is in Bow, East London. [SL] (S5 Ep 8) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Are one family's relationship breakdowns due to paranormal forces at work? [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S4 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa and her family go on holiday in a special van. (S3 Ep 5)