This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, March 28 2020

06:00Peppa Pig My Birthday Party Animation about a lovable young pig. It's Peppa Pig's birthday today. Peppa wakes up very early so she doesn't waste any of her special day. (S1 Ep 50) 
06:05Peppa Pig Daddy's Movie Camera Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying hello. (S1 Ep 51) 
06:10Peppa Pig School Play Animation about a lovable young pig. Peppa's playgroup is putting on a play, and Peppa is going to be Little Red Riding Hood. (S1 Ep 52) 
06:15The Day Henry Met 2D animated series. Henry meets Left Sock next to the washing machine. Left Sock is excited because it is Best Friends Day - but his best friend Right Sock has gone missing! (S2 Ep 1) 
06:20Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nanny Plum's Lesson Impish animation. Nanny Plum teaches the girls some important fairy rules. However, when she is blown away, Ben, Holly and Gaston come to her rescue. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:35Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and his team help Chef Tattie open up his new UFO-themed revolving restaurant. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:45Thomas & Friends: Big World!... ...Big Adventures! Animated escapades of the little blue engine. When Thomas makes a mistake with a silk delivery in India, he causes chaos and confusion by not seeking help. (S23 Ep 8) 
06:55Fireman Sam Fools Rush In James wants to get Bronwyn something special for her birthday, but gets trapped under a cliff rockfall when he borrows Station Officer Steele's metal detector. (S6 Ep 26) 
07:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn's special felt ball, Snuggleball, goes missing. Noddy discovers that Pat-Pat broke Snuggleball by mistake. (S1 Ep 38) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane, Izzy and Mario go foraging for hazelnuts, but when a mischievous squirrel thwarts Mario's efforts. (S1 Ep 43) 
07:35Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Elf Factory Impish animation. It's almost Christmas and the elves are busy making toys. When there is a problem with the toys, a little bit of magic is needed to save the day. (S1 Ep 14) 
07:45Peppa Pig Bubbles Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing with bubbles. Daddy Pig shows them how to make really big bubbles with an old tennis racket. (S2 Ep 1) 
07:55Peppa Pig Emily Elephant Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her friends are at their playgroup. Madame Gazelle introduces a new pupil, Emily Elephant. (S2 Ep 2) 
08:05New: Butterbean's Cafe Animated series about a young fairy who runs a cafe and magical bakery. Butterbean and Cricket leave a welcome basket of goodies for their new neighbours. (S1 Ep 25) 
08:25New: PAW Patrol The Ladybird is back and Chickaletta has super powers! The Mighty Twins join the Mighty Pups to save a giant chicken and the town. (S6 Ep 41) 
08:40Nella The Princess Knight Animated series about a princess who transforms into a knight. When Munchie the dragon eats Garrett's homework, Nella must get it back before school begins. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:50New: Wissper Animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Malcolm Cockerel is looking after the piglets, but they all run off! (S2 Ep 49) 
09:05Pirata and Capitano CGI-animated adventures of a female pirate captain and her pilot friend. When Seagull Island is hit by an earthquake, all the seagulls flee to Barracuda Island. (S1 Ep 49) 
09:15Floogals Animation. The Floogals venture into the Hoomans' library to retrieve Boomer's fizzer, which he has been using as a bookmark in one of Girl Hooman's books. (S2 Ep 13) 
09:25Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon. Fizzy decides to get a supercharged new wand, but it's more powerful than she expects and she loses control! (S2 Ep 25) 
09:40New: Shimmer and Shine Children's animation. Zeta creates lots of troublesome art. (S2 Ep 38) 
09:55Spongebob Squarepants Comic animated misadventures of a sea sponge. SpongeBob and Sandy are collecting the secret ingredients for Krabby Patties, unaware that Plankton is following them. (S11 Ep 8) 
10:05The Loud House Animated series about an 11-year-old boy with 10 sisters! Tired of doing favours to get a ride from Lori, Lincoln decides to help Leni pass her driving test. (S1 Ep 5) 
10:20Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:30Friends Joey's duck swallows Ross's wedding ring. Phoebe suffers extreme mood swings because of her pregnancy. (S4 Ep 22) 
11:00Friends Ross, Chandler, Joey and Monica go to London for Ross's wedding. Rachel realises that she is still in love with Ross and races to join them. (S4 Ep 23) 
11:30Friends Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross's parents clash with Emily's. (S4 Ep 24) 
11:55Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Something doesn't smell right to Jacko when he tries to stop a suspect who throws a package out of the window during a chase. (S13 Ep 1) 
12:55Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Jacko is on the hunt for a wanted teenager, and the interceptors are hot on the heels of a stolen silver Micra. (S13 Ep 2) 
13:55Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves Film Romantic action adventure starring Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman. A nobleman turned outlaw wages guerrilla warfare against the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. (1991) 
14:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:00Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves Film Romantic action adventure starring Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman. A nobleman turned outlaw wages guerrilla warfare against the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. (1991) 
16:55Agatha Christie's Crooked House Murder mystery starring Glenn Close, Christina Hendricks and Max Irons. Young Sophia returns after the war to find her grandfather poisoned and a family filled with suspects. (2017) 
18:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
19:00Cruising Canada with Jane McDonald Travelogue show. Jane uncovers a little-known cruise route in the Great Lakes of America and Canada, where she jet-boats across the perilous rapids outside Montreal. (S5 Ep 1) 
20:00New: The Royals on Holiday What do the Royals do to relax? A revealing look at their favourite places to escape palace life. 
21:00New: Celebrity Murder Mystery:.. ...Killer Revealed. Six celebrities face their fears in a 1920s-themed murder mystery weekend. The gang enjoy an authentic, absinthe-fuelled Charleston party. But the killer is still at large... 
22:25Single White Female Film Tense thriller starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh. A career girl becomes close to her new flatmate, but their friendship turns to murderous jealousy. (1992) 
23:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:30Single White Female Film Tense thriller starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh. A career girl becomes close to her new flatmate, but their friendship turns to murderous jealousy. (1992) 
00:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against dangerous drivers. (S2 Ep 3) 
00:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
04:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:10The Great British Benefits Handout Documentary series. Empty-nester Lorraine is finding the new family dynamic a shock. Adam is super-eager to get back to work, and Kim's tanning business has really taken off. (S2 Ep 3) 
05:00Britain's Parking Hell Documentary series following Parking Enforcement Officials. In Birmingham, PC Mark Hodson has his sights set on reckless parkers clogging up cycle lanes. (S3 Ep 5) 
05:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
06:00Peppa Pig Polly's Holiday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa's pet Polly Parrot comes to stay. Peppa and George love her but Polly flies away. Can George get her back? (S2 Ep 3) 
06:05Peppa Pig Teddy's Day Out Animated series. Peppa and her family share a picnic with Mr Zebra the Postman and Zoe Zebra. But when it's time to go home, Peppa leaves her teddy behind. (S2 Ep 4) 
06:10Peppa Pig Mysteries Animated series. Inspired by their favourite television programme, Peppa and George want to be famous detectives too. Daddy Pig gives them a mystery to solve. (S2 Ep 5) 
06:15The Day Henry Met 2D animated series about a four-year-old boy. Henry meets a comic book in a comic book store, but there was a mistake at the printers and his last few pages are missing! (S2 Ep 2) 
06:20Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mrs Witch Impish animation. Nanny takes Ben and Holly to visit a witch in the forest. When Nanny is rude to the witch, she gets frozen by magic. (S1 Ep 15) 
06:35Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and his team are building a new giraffe enclosure at the zoo, but Lofty's excitement about meeting his favourite animal gets the better of him. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:45Thomas & Friends: Big World!... ...Big Adventures! Animated escapades of the little blue engine. After being scolded for making a mistake, Diesel plays a trick on Rebecca to try and get the other engines in trouble! (S23 Ep 9) 
06:55Fireman Sam Paper Plane Down Animation. It is Fire Prevention Day in Pontypandy, but Norman has other things on his mind. He wants to spend his time making paper aeroplanes. (S6 Ep 1) 
07:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. New stickers with a picture of a mysterious bandit have appeared in Toyland, so Clockwork Mouse asks Noddy to investigate. (S1 Ep 39) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Izzy's simple go-kart looks as if it won't stand a chance against JG's turbo auto-boost mega-kart. (S1 Ep 44) 
07:35Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Elf Joke Day Impish animation. Holly and Ben help the Wise Old Elf play a trick on Nanny Plum. She doesn't see the funny side, so decides to turn him into a giant snail! (S1 Ep 16) 
07:45Peppa Pig George's Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Rebecca Rabbit has a little brother called Richard who is the same age as George. (S2 Ep 6) 
07:55Peppa Pig Mr Scarecrow Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Grandpa Pig to make a scarecrow to stop the birds eating the flower seeds. (S2 Ep 7) 
08:00New: Butterbean's Cafe Animated series about a young fairy who runs a cafe. The cafe's new kitty runs off when Cricket accidentally overwhelms her. Will some tuna tempt her out of hiding? (S1 Ep 26)