This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, February 18 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Piggy In The Middle Animated series. Peppa is teasing George because he can't catch a ball properly, so Mummy Pig suggests a game called Piggy in the Middle to help him learn. (S1 Ep 33) 
06:05Peppa Pig Daddy Loses His Glasses Animation. When Daddy Pig loses his glasses he gets a bit grumpy. But Peppa and George have lots of fun looking for them. (S1 Ep 15) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. Gorilla moved from the jungle to the wildlife park for some peace and quiet, but his neighbour Tiger is keeping him up all night. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series following kittens through the first year of life. Meet Lloyd, a British short hair house cat and see how he learns to live with his three fluffy sisters! (S1 Ep 1) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Planet Bong - Part 2: Animation. The elves and fairies arrive on Planet Bong and meet The Great Leader, before the Wise Old Elf makes the planet beautiful again. (S2 Ep 36) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Wissper and Kev Croc to help Honey Bear get some honey from a beehive situated on a tree branch, which is about to break and fall into the water. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy and his friends are building a toy tower, but who is trying to stop them? (S1 Ep 44) 
06:55New: Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Sidney can't recall what the engine parts he is shunting are for, Paxton assumes the guise of a 'special agent' to solve the mystery. (S22 Ep 17) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Sid Singh's nature trip with the kids goes awry when Mario spooks the local ponies and they trample through Maggie's butternut squash patch. (Ep 19) 
07:20Peppa Pig Recycling Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George help Mummy Pig tidy up the breakfast things. Mummy Pig teaches them how to recycle the bottles and newspapers. (S2 Ep 11) 
07:30Peppa Pig The Boat Pond Animated series. Peppa, her family and friends are playing at the pond with their toy boats. Everyone has a boat to play with except Rebecca Rabbit. (S2 Ep 12) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Penny's friend Salty doesn't love crowds, but when Penny gets trapped rescuing his old boat, Salty has to get Team Top Wing to help! (S1 Ep 14) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. Daring Danny wants a cool pet of his own, so he can't believe his luck when a stray baby hippo from the circus finds him. (S4 Ep 33) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby insists on Fizzy accompanying him to the annual Sprite Flight, despite her having a bad case of fairy flu. Her magical sneezes almost ruin everything. (S2 Ep 6) 
08:20New: Floogals Animation. Mum Hooman comes down from the attic with a box full of weird clothes. When the children put them on, they start acting strangely! What is going on? (S2 Ep 31) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Queen Bakes Cakes Animation. When Mrs Figg's magic school is damaged, a cake stall is organised to raise money to pay for repairs - but no one can eat Queen Thistle's cakes! (S2 Ep 37) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls visit Imma, the Waterfall Genie, at her home for a pool party, not knowing that Zeta is close behind. (S3 Ep 17) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Barley the Newfoundland puppy is training to be a water rescue dog. We follow her as she heads out in open water. (S2 Ep 5) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants: Get Out Of... ...My House. A landlord feels the heat from a tenant using his home for their business and a developer risks the wrath of squatters. (S3 Ep 2) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face a threatening situation when they try to recover some unpaid nursery fees, and some parking fines cause a family ruction. (S5 Ep 19) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away As McCarthy interviews Bella about her mother's death, she begins to crack under the strain. She later realises that she indirectly caused the break-up between Colby and Chelsea. 
13:45Neighbours Leo trashes the penthouse and vows to make Paul and Terese's lives a misery. Toadie and Sonya decide to sell the nursery. Amy and Sheila argue about Gary. Susan is back. 
14:15A Stolen Past Film Tense thriller starring Shanice Banton and Darlene Cooke. A young medical student attempts to unravel a mystery after she finds a kidnapped baby's birth certificate. (2018) 
16:00Friends Phoebe's wedding planner Monica makes everyone crazy until Phoebe fires her. Phoebe's big day then goes awry and a blizzard forces a change of plans. (S10 Ep 12) 
16:30Friends Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition. Monica and Chandler show Erica around New York. Ross and Rachel grow closer. (S10 Ep 13) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Leo trashes the penthouse and vows to make Paul and Terese's lives a misery. Toadie and Sonya decide to sell the nursery. Amy and Sheila argue about Gary. Susan is back. 
18:00Home and Away As McCarthy interviews Bella about her mother's death, she begins to crack under the strain. She later realises that she indirectly caused the break-up between Colby and Chelsea. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Gallagher Premiership Rugby... ...Highlights. Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the latest action from the Gallagher Premiership. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series. An elderly lady has collapsed in her bathroom, jamming the door shut. An elderly man is caught driving without his glasses. (S4 Ep 13) 
21:00New: Secrets Of The Mega Cruise... ...Ship. Documentary taking viewers into the behind-scenes workings of one of the biggest cruise ships in the world, a giant floating hotel that is home to 6,500 people. 
22:35Supersized: Too Fat For Love Documentary exploring obesity. This episode follows three supersize singletons as they search for like-minded and like-bodied people. (S1 Ep 5) 
23:35Undercover Benefits Cheat Last in the series. Paul Connolly goes undercover to meets the crooks and criminals offering claimants the chance to make an illegal income, and a whole lot more besides. (S1 Ep 4) 
00:35When Demolitions Go Wrong Documentary series combining remarkable first-hand video footage, eyewitness testimony and expert analysis of buildings refusing to go quietly. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A woman fights to reclaim the house she was brought up in from a tenant who owes her money, and a newly-married couple in Chelsea find their buy-to-let dream turns sour. (S3 Ep 1) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Glamorous gran Amanda loves to compare herself to her granddaughter and isn't afraid to grow old disgracefully. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. Ann can soon see the problem with a bungalow that won't sell in Hove - its lurid colour scheme. [SL] (S4 Ep 12) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. (S2 Ep 14) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:00Peppa Pig Gardening Animated series. Helping Grandpa Pig in the garden, Peppa and George are fascinated when he tells them that everything in his garden grew from a tiny seed. (S1 Ep 9)