This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, December 14 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and her family go on a walk through the forest to Grandpa and Granny Pig's house. On the way they meet all their favourite fairytale characters. (S5 Ep 35) 
06:05Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable piglet. George has lost Mr Dinosaur, so Mummy Pig takes them along to the police station to see if anyone has handed him in. (S5 Ep 36) 
06:10Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable piglet. Peppa and her playgroup friends try to decide what they might like to be when they grow up. (S5 Ep 37) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to School Preschool animation. After Strawberry shows off her well-trained new pet, Gaston is sent to pet school where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape. (S2 Ep 7) 
06:30Olly the Little White Van My Favourite Flavour Mario and Ivan the ice cream van have completely run out of ice cream, and they are out of ingredients to make a fresh batch. Olly and Stan offer to help! (S1 Ep 26) 
06:35Bob the Builder CGI animation. Tread becomes trapped by an avalanche! Scoop and Stretch go to the rescue, but getting him out of the snow is more difficult than they first think. (S2 Ep 49) 
06:45Fireman Sam On Thin Ice CGI adventures. Sarah and James head off to a frozen lake to skate. But half way through their routine cracks start to appear and Sam has to come to the rescue. (S9 Ep 4) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animated escapades with the famous little blue engine. The Fat Controller sends Thomas to the docks to collect a very important Christmas parcel. (S19 Ep 12) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animation. Coconuts prove to be the key ingredient for Shane's Calypso Chicken dinner and for Munchington's new Calypso band. (S1 Ep 29) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series in which Noddy becomes a detective. Noddy must investigate who broke Fuse's new toy wash and why! (S1 Ep 11) 
07:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Elf Rescue Preschool animation about a young fairy princess-in-training. When Redbeard, captaining his 'unsinkable' boat, hits a rock he calls on the services of Elf Rescue! (S2 Ep 8) 
07:55Peppa Pig Animated series. Dr Brown Bear teaches the playgroup what to do when there has been an accident. They soon have a patient to try out the new skills they have learned. (S5 Ep 38) 
08:00Peppa Pig Animation. The playgroup are putting on a Christmas show for their parents. While Danny Dog is dressed up as a Santa, the real Father Christmas pays them a visit! (S5 Ep 32) 
08:05Butterbean's Cafe Animated series about a young fairy who runs a cafe and bakery. Poppy feels left out when Dazzle gives Butterbean a friendship necklace. (S1 Ep 4) 
08:25PAW Patrol Animation. In the hope of having the whole beach to himself, Mayor Humdinger makes a robotic shark to scare everyone away. (S4 Ep 20) 
08:40New: Nella the Princess Knight Animated series about a princess who transforms into a knight. There's no snow for the Castlehaven Snow Festival, so Nella sets out to find the legendary Crystal Icicle. (S1 Ep 78) 
08:55Wissper Animation. Who keeps collapsing Bert and Barry's snow slide? Wissper asks Curtis Chameleon to camouflage himself in the snow to catch the culprits. (S2 Ep 51) 
09:05Pirata and Capitano CGI-animated adventures on the Great Sea. Pirata and Capitano race to be the first to name an island, but a mysterious third pirate also wants to be first. (Ep 3) 
09:15Floogals Animation. Girl Hooman has a wobbly tooth! That's odd in itself, but then she puts it under her pillow when it falls out! The Floogals set out to discover why... (S2 Ep 37) 
09:30Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Mischievous Frost Sprites Zia and Neva cause chaos when they turn the palace into a frozen wonderland for winter games. 
09:45Digby Dragon Animation. When snowstorms are forecast for where Grizel lives, none of Digby's friends want him to invite Grizel and Mungo to share Christmas with them. (S1 Ep 51) 
09:55Spongebob Squarepants Animated comic misadventures of a sea sponge. When SpongeBob introduces Patrick to the world of books, it causes his brain to swell and take on a life of its own. (S11 Ep 14) 
10:10Rise of The Teenage Mutant.... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D-animated series about the early lives of the crime-fighters. Baron Draxum struggles to move up the ladder in the Foot Clan. (S1 Ep 34) 
10:20Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:30Friends Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, but Monica thinks he is pining for Phoebe and airs her suspicions. (S8 Ep 13) 
10:55Friends Joey worries that he is excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood. Chandler is obsessed with finding out what is in Monica's secret closet. (S8 Ep 14) 
11:25Friends Monica prepares a Valentine's Day treat for Chandler, but Chandler ends up accidentally seeing a birthing video meant for Rachel, killing the mood. (S8 Ep 15) 
11:55Christmas With The Kranks Film Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis play an exasperated couple who feel the wrath of their neighbours when they attempt to skip Christmas in this enjoyable festive family comedy. (2004) 
12:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:00Christmas With The Kranks Film Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis play an exasperated couple who feel the wrath of their neighbours when they attempt to skip Christmas in this enjoyable festive family comedy. (2004) 
13:50Journey Back To Christmas Film Romantic fantasy starring Candace Cameron Bure and Oliver Hudson. A WWII nurse is transported through time to 2016 where she is taken in by a policeman and his family. (2016) 
14:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:55Journey Back To Christmas Film Romantic fantasy starring Candace Cameron Bure and Oliver Hudson. A WWII nurse is transported through time to 2016 where she is taken in by a policeman and his family. (2016) 
15:35The Goonies Film Old-fashioned yarn starring Sean Astin and Josh Brolin. A band of adventurous kids follow an old pirate map into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure. (1985) 
16:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
16:40The Goonies Film Old-fashioned yarn starring Sean Astin and Josh Brolin. A band of adventurous kids follow an old pirate map into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure. (1985) 
17:45New: Keep Dancing: 15 Years Of... ...Strictly Magic. Documentary about one of the most popular and enduring formats on TV. Includes a look back at Come Dancing and contributions from judges, dancers, and celebrity fans. 
19:105 News Weekend National and international news. 
19:15Funniest Ever Pets At Christmas Jo Brand, Shane Richie, Michelle Visage, Susan Calman and Nina Wadia take us through the most hilarious home videos of pets caught on camera at Christmas. 
20:10Oxford Street: Countdown To... ...Christmas. Documentary series. Christmas is coming to Oxford Street. It's the busiest time of the year and the street is gearing up for the 5.2 million visitors expected every week in December. 
21:10New: Britain's Favourite... ...Christmas Adverts. Julian Clary revisits some of the most festive adverts from cat food to Coca-Cola, stocking fillers to stock cubes, he recalls the good, the great and the unforgettable. 
23:10Coca-Cola Vs Pepsi: Cola Wars Documentary. The ongoing battle between these two soft drink brands has been raging for decades. This film explores how both grew from humble origins to billion-dollar beverages. 
00:10New: Fights, Camera, Action Clip show presented by George Lamb. Cyclists causing chaos, motorbikes weaving about it traffic, and cars acting like they rule every inch of the road. (S2 Ep 7) 
01:05The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. A navy psychologist is found murdered near a patient's second line funeral procession, a traditional New Orleans musical street parade for the dead. (S2 Ep 20) 
04:00NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. An old friend asks Pride to keep his investigation under wraps after a navy lieutenant dies during a clandestine visit to a general's hotel room. (S2 Ep 21) 
04:45NCIS: New Orleans Crime drama series. A navy culinary specialist on shore leave is the target of an explosion while she is visiting her family's historic restaurant in the French Quarter. (S2 Ep 22) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 6) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. When Pedro Pony tries to rescue Tiddles the Tortoise from up a tree, it sets off a chain of events that need several visits from the doctors to save the day. (S5 Ep 39)