This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Sunday, March 18 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want My Crayons Little Princess is very proud of her new set of crayons, but when they start vanishing from the box, the princess starts accusing members of the household. (S2 Ep 13) 
06:10Wissper Animation. Kevin the croc somehow manages to get stuck high up in a tree. When he finally works out how to get down, he invents a cracking new game for the monkeys. (S1 Ep 42) 
06:20Mr Men Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Bump finds himself in a bind at the bookmaking factory; while Mr Rude practises his manners at Little Miss Chatterbox's house. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey That's the Way to Do It! Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey and his little friends make a sock puppet which ends up starring in a show! (S2 Ep 12) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Big Ron, a bulldog pup, is having a bit of trouble mastering walking, and some Dogue de Bordeaux pups are testing out their baby teeth on solid food. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:40Mofy Animated series. Mofy has promised to meet Kerry, but gets distracted helping the squirrels look for their acorns. By the time she gets to Kerry's house he is upset. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:45Simon Animated series. Simon finds a wounded bird in the yard and decides to look after it. But after Feather recovers, he flies off one day. Where has Simon's new friend gone? (S1 Ep 13) 
06:50Peppa Pig The Sandpit Popular animated series. Peppa and her friends are busy building a desert island in a sandpit. They are all very proud of it, with its forest, lake, houses and shops. (S4 Ep 34) 
07:00PAW Patrol Pups Save Ryder Animation. Ryder discovers Garby the goat stuck on a cliff edge, but his efforts to rescue him only make matters worse. (S1 Ep 43) 
07:10Thomas and Friends Train fun. Belle attempts to befriend Toby when she discovers that they have something in common. However, her bolshy behaviour overwhelms Toby. (S15 Ep 15) 
07:25Fireman Sam Off Duty Sam Sam cannot wait to get home and do his chores once he has finished work. But he will have to wait, when one thing leads to another at Dilys' shop. (S7 Ep 10) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Animation. Stan is playing a golf match against businessman Sir Ronald Grump and is very nervous. But as Stan's golf cart, Olly is there to encourage him all the way. (S1 Ep 50) 
07:50Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. Challenged by a falcon, Blaze spreads his wings for a journey to earn his place with the fast fliers in a race in the sky above Animal Island. 
08:10PAW Patrol Pups Great Race Animation. It's Race Day, and the pups are eager to set off to see who is the fastest. There is just one other competitor - Alex on his super trike! (S1 Ep 44) 
08:30Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When a luminous phoenix shines brightly across the kingdom, it keeps Blaine up all night. (S1 Ep 4) 
08:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who is causing vegetables to rain down all over Toyland, or Farmer Tom's farm fair will be ruined! (S1 Ep 52) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston to the Rescue Animation. After banning Gaston from the castle, the elves and fairies are out looking for him when they discover a speaking door which leads to the dwarf mine. (S2 Ep 15) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 16) 
09:30Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about Digby, a budding dragon in training who is is always ready to tackle the next big adventure with energy and enthusiasm. (S1 Ep 21) 
09:45Peppa Pig Night Animals Popular animated series. It's night time at Grandpa and Granny Pig's house, and Peppa and George have stayed up late to help hunt for slugs and snails. (S4 Ep 35) 
09:50Peppa Pig Flying on Holiday Popular animation. The Pig family are going on holiday. Peppa and George pack their favourite toys and Granny and Grandpa are left to look after Goldie the Fish. (S4 Ep 36) 
10:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
10:55Football On 5: Goal Rush Colin Murray presents highlights of all the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 
11:25Getting Even With Dad Film Family comedy starring Ted Danson and Macaulay Culkin. A teenager blackmails his crooked father into being a better dad after pocketing the proceeds of a heist. (1994) 
13:30Richie Rich Film Family comedy starring Macaulay Culkin and John Larroquette. The wealthiest boy in the world battles an executive at his father's company who is plotting to kill him. (1994) 
15:15My Girl Film Moving drama starring Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis. An 11-year-old tomboy finds her father's new relationship upsetting and finds a friend to help her cope. (1991) 
16:155 News Update National and international news. 
16:20My Girl Film Moving drama starring Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis. An 11-year-old tomboy finds her father's new relationship upsetting and finds a friend to help her cope. (1991) 
17:20Junior Film Amiable comedy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. A research scientist becomes the world's first pregnant man in order to test his own drug for expectant women. (1994) 
19:20Jumper Film Fast-paced thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell. When a teenager discovers that he can teleport himself, a sinister group tries to track him down and kill him. (2008) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00The Equalizer Film Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) 
22:005 News Update National and international news. 
22:05The Equalizer Film Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) 
23:35The Expendables 2 Film Action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. The team of mercenaries are reunited to retrieve a mysterious object from the wreckage of a plane crash. (2012) 
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03:10Secrets Of The National Trust... ...With Alan Titchmarsh. Alan visits a French Renaissance-style chateau in Buckinghamshire which was a magnet for the great and the good of the 19th century. (S2 Ep 3) 
04:00World's Most Pampered Pets Documentary looking at businesses catering for pampered pets. Amy Childs indulges her dog at a pet boutique, while Shappi Khorsandi takes her rabbit for a luxury grooming session. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor A compilation of highlights from the home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. [SL] (S3 Ep 8) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 16) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S3 Ep 1) [SL] 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Otto loves dragonflies and is keen for his friends to see their aerial display. But Baba gets into trouble while they wait for them to begin... (S2 Ep 18)