This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, February 16 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. It's the longest day of the year. Oona and her friends gather at the stone circle to watch the sun rise, but Mossy has overslept! (S2 Ep 36) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. When Alma's ball vanishes in mid-air, the friends follow a trail of banana skins to look for a girl monkey thief who lives in the sky. (S2 Ep 46) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon tries to make friends with Maxime, the son of a couple who are visiting, but Maxime is sulking because he didn't want to come. (S1 Ep 32) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. Two-Tonne's desperation to help a pregnant elephant leads him to make a decision that causes a bridge to collapse - and the elephant to escape! (S3 Ep 15) 
06:35Fireman Sam Hearts on Fire Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. When she goes camping with Norman and Trevor, Dilys starts a forest fire! (S6 Ep 3) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Buzzy Bees Railway adventures. Thomas is excited when he is asked to deliver new beehives to Farmer Trotter. But the bees buzz away and refuse to come back! (S13 Ep 19) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Henry is a rather lazy basset hound who cannot keep up with his bouncy housemate Loodle. However, his owners have some new ideas to get him out and about. (S1 Ep 24) 
07:10Paw Patrol Pups Make a Splash Brand new CGI animation about a pack of six heroic puppies. A boat runs aground and puppies Zuma, Skye and Rocket, aided by Ryder, rush to save it before it sinks. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective Animation. The toys want to play with Fuse's new electronic ball, but he's vanished and there's a big brick wall in front of his workshop! (S1 Ep 20) 
07:35Peppa Pig Hiccups Animated series. Peppa thinks it's funny when George gets hiccups from eating his breakfast too quickly, but then the hiccups start spoiling their game. (S1 Ep 16) 
07:45Peppa Pig Rebecca Rabbit Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George go to Rebecca Rabbit's house where, instead of stairs and corridors, there are tunnels! (S2 Ep 39) 
07:50Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals Samira's staff and turns everyone into chickens! (S2 Ep 13) 
08:05Floogals Animation. The Hoomans accidentally pack Boomer along with food and crockery into a big picnic basket and take off on their bikes! (S1 Ep 46) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI-animated series. Fizzy's wand breaks - just as she is setting off for Fairy Camp. Digby thinks there's an old goblin wand hidden somewhere in Applecross... (S1 Ep 39) 
08:35Rusty Rivets Animation. Liam wants to visit an amusement park, but obstacles delay them from getting their before it closes, so Rusty makes Liam a theme park of his very own. (Ep 25) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Queen Holly Impish animation. Holly is left in charge when King and Queen Thistle go away on important business. But ruling the Little Kingdom is not as easy as it looks... (S1 Ep 26) 
09:05Mofy Animation. Kerry has composed a new song for the Forest Dance Party. Mofy is going to sing a solo, but it's the first time she's sung before an audience... (S1 Ep 49) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Three patients with problem feet come hobbling into the Balham Park surgery. (S3 Ep 32) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Cowboy Builders Property development reality series. In Southport, the team help a 62-year-old widow with a series of unfinished home improvements since the death of her husband. (S11 Ep 12) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Novak's body is found. Will Robbo own up when Kat demands to know if he had anything to do with it? Jarrod wants Ziggy back and wastes no time in stirring up trouble. 
13:45Neighbours Paige and Jack are unexpectedly thrown together when they both win a glamping trip in the hospital raffle. Leo is evasive when Mishti starts asking questions about Jayden. 
14:15NCIS: Conspiracy To Murder Stakeout US crime drama series. The agents are staking out a warehouse in connection with some stolen Navy radar equipment when they stumble upon a murder. (S5 Ep 12) 
15:15Fatherly Obsession Film Drama starring Molly McCook and Ted McGinley. A woman moves into a luxury-apartment complex, unaware that she's being watched by her disturbed landlord via hidden cameras. (2017) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paige and Jack are unexpectedly thrown together when they both win a glamping trip in the hospital raffle. Leo is evasive when Mishti starts asking questions about Jayden. 
18:00Home and Away Novak's body is found. Will Robbo own up when Kat demands to know if he had anything to do with it? Jarrod wants Ziggy back and wastes no time in stirring up trouble. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: The Wine Show Series about wine. James Purefoy and Mathew Goode are in Lyon to find a wine for the dessert course. Joe Fattorini visits Spain's Basque country and the Munich beer festival. (S2 Ep 6) 
20:00New: Celebrity 5 Go Barging Travelogue. After their fun and frolics on the River Lot, the gang tackle the Canal du Midi. (Ep 3) 
21:00New: Cruising With Jane McDonald Travelogue. Jane takes a voyage around Iceland's rugged shorelines. Highlights include the aurora borealis, whale watching, a puffin rescue centre and rounding up sheep. (S3 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom. Thrown out of a restaurant and forced to take shelter in a museum, the gang end up whisked back in time to Old New York. (S9 Ep 7) 
22:30New: Bette Midler: By Her Friends Documentary about one of the nation's greatest comic performers. Celebrity friends and fans pay homage to the Divine Miss M and her extraordinary Hollywood career. (Ep 5) 
23:30That's So...1989 Entertainment series. In 1989, the Berlin Wall came down, Hillsborough claimed the lives of 96 football supporters and Cher wondered 'If I Could Turn Back Time'. (S1 Ep 4) 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Rabrinda is back to see Dr Shital and it looks like they have finally got to the bottom of his appalling flatulence. (S3 Ep 30) 
04:00GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Rap star Lady Leshurr needs vaccinations before travelling to South Africa for a video shoot. Unfortunately, she is terrified of needles... (S3 Ep 31) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice. [SL] (S4 Ep 9) 
05:10Divine Designs In the series about religious works of art, Paul Binski visits Lincoln Cathedral - which was redesigned in the 13th century - and Wells Cathedral. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:00Little Princess I Don't Know What to Be Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the much-loved picture books. Little Princess can't decide what she wants to be when she grows up. (S1 Ep 4)