This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, March 2 2019

06:00Peppa Pig The Camping Holiday Pig tales. Peppa and her family are on holiday in their special camper van. They decide to go to Duck Land, a park where they can see the ducks in the river. (S3 Ep 6) 
06:05Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa and George take a bin of vegetable peelings to Grandpa Pig's compost heap. (S3 Ep 7) 
06:10Peppa Pig Pig tales. Richard Rabbit comes to play with George, while Suzy Sheep plays with Peppa. They all end up jumping up and down in muddy puddles. (S3 Ep 8) 
06:15Sunny Bunnies Animation. Big Boo wants to be able to fly, but when the Sunny Bunnies try to help him, they end up dangling from a ferris wheel. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:20Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Visiting the Marigolds Impish animation. Mishap follows mishap as everyone pays a visit to snooty King and Queen Marigold's castle. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn is in charge of the Swapsy Game, until the fairies' yoyo disappears. Noddy to the rescue... (S1 Ep 37) 
06:45Fireman Sam Cry Wolf After two false alarm call-outs, Sam tells Norman the story of the boy who cried wolf. When a fox wanders into the shop, Norman thinks that it is the wolf from the story. (S6 Ep 19) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Samson and Thomas are taking stone from the quarry to the docks, but Samson takes too many trucks and gets into difficulty, making the pair of them late. (S20 Ep 6) 
07:05Bob The Builder Animation. Lofty is keen to impress newcomer Cherry and changes his behaviour, acting on Two-Tonne's advice. But his plans are ruined when Whizzer shows up. (S3 Ep 19) 
07:20Digby Dragon CGI animated series. Every year, Digby feels down in the dumps on Dragon Day. After all, how can he enjoy the celebrations when he can't fly or breathe fire? (S1 Ep 1) 
07:35Peppa Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig finds it hard work when he runs a race to raise money for the school roof. It is far easier to run when a wasp is chasing him! (S3 Ep 9) 
07:40Peppa Pig Washing Pig tales. Daddy Pig hangs his clean football shirt out to dry, but Peppa, George and Mummy splash it with mud. (S3 Ep 10) 
07:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Woodpecker Impish animation. King Thistle is perplexed when his magic bird-spotting book cannot identify a new creature who makes a nest in the castle. (S1 Ep 49) 
08:05Paw Patrol Animation. When all the tyres on the Adventure Bay school bus blow out, Ryder volunteers to use the Paw Patroller as a substitute school bus. (S3 Ep 16) 
08:20Nella the Princess Knight Animated adventures of a princess who transforms into a knight. Nella helps Trinket find a wise unicorn to fix her horn after it is damaged in an accident. (S1 Ep 34) 
08:40Wissper Animation. Frank and Betty Flamingo have lost their egg! But while everyone is searching, Peggy Pingwing is making friends with a baby flamingo who has just hatched. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:45Pirata and Capitano Animation. Pirata must restore her honour when Dodo fools the pirates on Barracuda Island into thinking that she destroyed his treasure map! (S1 Ep 29) 
09:05Paw Patrol Animation. When Carlos falls into a pit, he is saved by a pup named Tracker. For his bravery, Tracker is made an honorary member of the Paw Patrol. (S3 Ep 9) 
09:30Shane the Chef Animation. Eddy disappears after Mario lets him off his lead. Shane is looking for a recipe to get Mario to eat spinach - but can he also find Sam's beloved dog? (Ep 17) 
09:45Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Hilarious moments ensue when the Floogals investigate a colourful palette. (S1 Ep 9) 
10:00Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. Action-packed 2D animated series. The Turtles discover for the first time that they are not the weirdest things in New York City. (S1 Ep 1) 
10:20Blended Film Lively romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. After a bad blind date, Jim and Lauren are mortified when fate throws them together on a safari holiday. (2014) 
12:30Friends When the boys go off to see a hockey game, they end up in hospital. Meanwhile, the girls stay at home and spy on one of their sexy neighbours. (S1 Ep 4) 
13:00Friends While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective relationships, Rachel and Ross have their first date - doing the laundry. (S1 Ep 5) 
13:30Friends Joey gets sacked for overacting in his new film role - as a stand-in for Al Pacino's bottom. Ross abandons his conservative lifestyle. (S1 Ep 6) 
14:00Friends When a power failure strikes the city, Chandler finds himself stranded in the lobby of a bank with only a gorgeous model for company. (S1 Ep 7) 
14:25Friends The whole gang attends the funeral when Ross and Monica's grandmother dies. Meanwhile, Chandler's co-worker sets him up on a date - with another man. (S1 Ep 8) 
14:55Annie Film Family comedy starring Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhane Wallis. A young orphan is taken in by a wealthy mayoral candidate who has spotted a questionable way to win votes. (2014) 
15:55Access Entertainment round up. 
16:00Annie Film Family comedy starring Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhane Wallis. A young orphan is taken in by a wealthy mayoral candidate who has spotted a questionable way to win votes. (2014) 
17:15Bargain- Loving Brits In The Sun Documentary series. Cockney limo driver Johnny Diamond gets two big jobs on the same night. Antique dealer Carlos needs to make a grand per day to support his family. (S4 Ep 8) 
18:105 News Weekend National and international news. 
18:15Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Graeme Hall finds long-lasting solutions for dogs with problems. Graeme meets rampaging pug cross Dolly Parton, overzealous guard dog Ernie, and bullying top dog Blue. (S1 Ep 6) 
19:05The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series. Julian Norton operates on a dog's liver tumour and faces the Revenge of the Mangalitsas. Peter Wright castrates a bull named Eddie the Eagle. (S8 Ep 1) 
20:00New: Edwardian Britain In Colour Documentary series. The Edwardian era saw many changes. Vivid colourised footage shows the creation of mass leisure, the suffrage movement, and the beginnings of world war. (S1 Ep 2) 
21:00Henry VIII's Wives: Divorced,... ...Beheaded, Survived. Drama documentary series. Jane Seymour gives Henry the son he craves, before he is deceived by Anne of Cleves. Young Catherine Howard is followed by wise Catherine Parr. 
22:50Britain's Favourite Comedians:.. ...Comedy Gold. Classic comedy gold from one of the nation's favourite comedy entertainers. 
00:15French & Saunders: 30 Years Of... ...Laughs. Documentary about two of the nation's greatest comics. This programme celebrates French and Saunders' sketches, and features the thoughts of friends and co-stars. 
01:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:10The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series. Julian Norton operates on a dog's liver tumour and faces the Revenge of the Mangalitsas. Peter Wright castrates a bull named Eddie the Eagle. (S8 Ep 1) 
04:00GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Angus has been waking up in the morning with his pillows covered in blood. Pauline has suffers with 'restless leg syndrome', while Ian is struggling with COPD. (S6 Ep 23) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann comes to the aid of a semi-detached house in Darlington. [SL] (S5 Ep 9) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The Dutch painter Vermeer who today is considered as great a talent as Rembrandt. (S1 Ep 12) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 12) 
06:00Peppa Pig Polly's Boat Trip Pig tales. Peppa and George go on a boat trip with Grandpa Pig, but they must send Polly Parrot for help when their boat runs aground. (S3 Ep 11)