This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, April 28 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want to Cook Animated series. It is the General's birthday, and Little Princess decides to bake him a cake. Will the castle kitchen be big enough for two chefs? (S1 Ep 24) 
06:10Wissper CGI animated series about a little girl who talks to animals and solves their problems. A penguin appears in Wissper's fridge seeking her help to find her baby! (S1 Ep 1) 
06:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey has a brand new song. Can his friends help him make up a brand new dance to go with it? (S3 Ep 4) 
06:25Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Henry is a rather lazy basset hound who cannot keep up with his bouncy housemate Loodle. However, his owners have some new ideas to get him out and about. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:30Mofy Animation. When a puzzling creature named Chuck appears in the forest, it seems that everyone saw him in a different colour - but how can that be possible? (S1 Ep 39) 
06:35Simon Animated series. Simon wants to beat his record for juggling the soccer ball with his foot, but Gaspard is putting him off by sticking to him like glue. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:40Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and her family are on holiday in Australia, visiting the Kangaroo family. On their first day, they explore the Outback. (S5 Ep 16) 
06:45Paw Patrol Animation. Rubble dreams that Apollo the Super-Pup comes to Adventure Bay and the pups rescue him from his arch-enemy, the Spider King! (S3 Ep 5) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Animation. James steals an idea from Duck and tells the Fat Controller, claiming it as his. But when it is implemented, James runs into trouble. (S18 Ep 8) 
07:15Fireman Sam Whale Watch CGI adventures. Charlie and Ben accompany Bronwyn out on the skiff when she decides that she wants to record some relaxing whale song. (S9 Ep 9) 
07:30Olly the Little White Van Hired and Fired Animated series. When Sir Ronald Grump fires his two assistants, Olly and Stan try to find them other jobs, but it is not easy. 
07:40Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. Challenged by a falcon, Blaze spreads his wings for a journey to earn his place with the fast fliers in a race in the sky above Animal Island. 
08:10Paw Patrol Animation. Raimundo's dancing hippos shake, rattle and roll so much that the circus's big top tent falls down. The Paw Patrol rebuild just in time for the show. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:25Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When Nella and Garrett accidentally ruin Bafflin, Sir Coach's favourite trading card, they set out on a quest to make him a new one. (S1 Ep 15) 
08:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must work fast to discover why all the balloons for a special festival in Toyland have disappeared. (S1 Ep 43) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Royal Golf Course Impish animation. A mole disturbs King Thistle's golf course, so a gnome is enlisted to help drive it away. Soon the gnome is ordering the elves around. (S1 Ep 19) 
09:10Shimmer and Shine Animation. The girls accidentally create a fun but sticky glob of living candy that is curious about everything. Then a Glitternado hits Zahramay Falls. (S2 Ep 25) 
09:25Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. When Digby accidentally lets Fizzy's wings escape, Chips and Grizel discover that flying isn't as easy as they thought. (S1 Ep 14) 
09:45Peppa Pig Animation. The Kangaroos take Peppa and her family to the beach on their second day in Australia, where they try surfing for the first time. (S5 Ep 17) 
09:50Peppa Pig Animation. Mrs Kangaroo takes everyone on an amazing adventure under the sea in her submarine to see the Great Barrier Reef! (S5 Ep 18) 
09:55Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures. Renet returns to ask for the Turtles' help to stop Savanti Romero from unleashing an army of undead monsters onto NYC on Halloween. (S5 Ep 11) 
10:30The Gadget Show Tech series hosted by Craig Charles. Jon Bentley tests out brand new indoor security cameras. Georgie Barrat and Ortis Deley present golf tech to golf tutor Amanda Carlson. (S27 Ep 7) 
11:25Police Interceptors The Interceptors come under attack from a gang of violent, armed robbers, and the boys in the 'Big Blue Van' respond to reports of bottles raining down on the streets. (S12 Ep 4) 
12:25Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. In this episode, Interceptor Jim heads up a raid for a suspected drug dealer, and Dan and 'Gordy' respond to reports of an alleyway attack. (S12 Ep 5) 
13:25Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police interception unit. The cops chase a thief in a souped-up Ford Mondeo who will stop at nothing to escape. (S1 Ep 3) 
14:30Live Aviva Premiership Rugby:.. Live rugby union. Gloucester clash with local rivals Bath at Kingsholm. 
17:15World's Scariest Animal Attacks Documentary detailing horrific animal attacks captured on camera by ordinary people, including attacks by sharks, an elephant seal, a snake and a supposedly tame lion. (S3 Ep1) 
18:00World's Deadliest Weather:... ...Caught On Camera.Documentary series. A tornado tears through an Oklahoma town, a parachutist finds himself at the mercy of a freak wind, and flash floods are shown at their most dangerous.(S1 Ep 2) 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. High Court Enforcement Agents face violent debtors, gritty evictions, distraught landladies and a wedding day dispute. (S3 Ep 5) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship, including Wolves v Sheffield Wednesday, Hull City v Cardiff City and Aston Villa v Derby County. 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, including Wigan v AFC Wimbledon, Charlton v Blackburn and Accrington Stanley v Lincoln City. 
22:30Dances With Wolves Film Kevin Costner stars in this Oscar-winning western about an American Civil War hero who joins a Sioux tribe. Can he protect his new 'people' from the advancing Union Army? (1990) 
01:35Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:05Highlander Film Action adventure starring Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery. The tale of immortal warriors battling each other down the ages towards a final, decisive encounter. (1986) 
05:00Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 20) 
05:25House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice lays down the law to those whose houses need updating to make a sale. Will she succeed in prescribing what they need? [SL] (S2 Ep 7) 
05:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
06:00Little Princess I Don't Like Autumn Julian Clary narrates the animated series. When the leaves start falling and reveal the Little Princess's summer hidey-hole, she decides to stop autumn. (S1 Ep 25)