This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, March 30 2019

06:00Peppa Pig The Blackberry Bush Pig tales. Peppa and her family collect apples and blackberries in Granny and Grandpa Pig's garden so that they can make a pie. (S3 Ep 48) 
06:05Peppa Pig Pottery Pig tales. Mrs Zebra teaches Peppa, George, Zoe, Zaza and Zuzu Zebra how to make a real tea set from clay. (S3 Ep 49) 
06:10Peppa Pig Paper Aeroplanes Pig tales. Some of Daddy Pig's important work papers have gone missing because Mummy Pig, Peppa and George have accidentally made them into paper aeroplanes! (S3 Ep 50) 
06:15Peppa Pig Edmond Elephant's Birthday Pig tales. Peppa and her friends go to help at Edmond Elephant's birthday party, but the little children are harder to look after than they expected. (S3 Ep 51) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nanny's Magic Test Animation. Nanny Plum's magic licence is out of date and she must pass a test set by the Wise Old Elf before she can get a new one. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:35The Day Henry Met Animation. A friendly shield tells Henry about a missing sword kidnapped by a ferocious dragon, so Henry becomes a knight for the day and rescues it. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:40Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and his team help Chef Tattie open up his new UFO-themed revolving restaurant. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:50Olly the Little White Van Olly the Chauffeur Lisa Limo finds out she is double booked for a job, so Olly helps out by offering to do one of her jobs for her. He must pick up Sir Ronald Grump. 
07:00Fireman Sam Pontypandy Extreme Animation. Norman is upset when Trevor accidentally runs over his skateboard. He decides to retrieve coins from a wishing well so that he can buy a new one. (S7 Ep 2) 
07:10Thomas and Friends CGI animation. A very hot day on Sodor causes the tracks on Thomas' branch line to buckle and a change of hat for the Fat Controller. (S20 Ep 14) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A crisis looms when a ship goes out of control. (S1 Ep 45) 
07:40Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby decides that he's no good at being a dragon, so he tries being a fairy, a goblin or a squirrel instead. (S1 Ep 9) 
07:55Peppa Pig The Biggest Muddy Puddle in the World Pig tales. Peppa and George wake up one morning to find that all the rain has made a flood, and their house is now a desert island! (S3 Ep 52) 
08:00Peppa Pig Muddy Puddles Animated series. Peppa can't play outside because it's raining, but when the rain stops she and George play one of their favourite games - jumping in muddy puddles. (S1 Ep 1) 
08:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston to the Rescue Animation. After banning Gaston from the castle, the elves and fairies are out looking for him when they discover a speaking door which leads to the dwarf mine. (S2 Ep 15) 
08:30Paw Patrol Animation. Fertiliser causes Yumi's crops to sprout huge veggies. Can Ryder and the Paw Patrol corral the stampeding produce? (S3 Ep 29) 
08:45Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Blaine thinks that he can do everything better than Nella - including finding the famous Pink Polka Dotted Dragon Egg. (Ep 2) 
08:55Wissper Animation. Curtis Chameleon is sad because he has forgotten how to change colour. Can Monty the monkey's antics cheer him up? (S2 Ep 11) 
09:05Pirata and Capitano CGI-animated piratical adventures. Pirata and Capitano set off for Gallopacross Island, an untethered island that moves with the winds. (S1 Ep 33) 
09:20Floogals Animation. Where is Mum Hooman going with that card and envelope? The Floogals follow her in their fizzers as she posts a letter, but Flo gets stuck in the letterbox! (S1 Ep 17) 
09:35Paw Patrol Animation. The Paw Patrol draw a message on Farmer Al's field to tell the space aliens that the pups have found their lost toy! (S3 Ep 30) 
09:55Shane the Chef Animation. For Mama Polenta and Alf's wedding anniversary, Shane is cooking curry and rice, Alf's favourite! But Mario's pet hamster has eaten all the rice. (S1 Ep 25) 
10:05Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animated series. After an unfortunate 'glue' accident, the Turtles have to fight a whole host of villains. (S1 Ep 16) 
10:20Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Comic clips that have taken the internet by storm including sassy six-year-old Johanna's version of Aretha Franklin's Respect. 
11:05Police Interceptors Action-packed documentary series. The team rushes to stop destruction on the streets of Basildon and the chopper unit tracks down a pair of car thieves. (S3 Ep 1) 
12:00Friends Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe becomes depressed when she discovers that not all films have happy endings. (S2 Ep 20) 
12:30Friends Two bullies put the frighteners on Chandler and Ross. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members. (S2 Ep 21) 
13:00Friends Rachel is surprised when her parents show up at her birthday party. (S2 Ep 22) 
13:30Friends Phoebe tries to be more friendly towards her half-brother, while Ross meets his dream woman - film star Isabella Rossellini. (S3 Ep 5) 
14:00Friends Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardised when the subject of children is discussed. (S2 Ep 24) 
14:30Deadly Switch Film Thriller. starring Hayley McLaughlin and Danika Yarosh. A foreign exchange student becomes the target of a stalker and seeks refuge at her roommate's family home. (2019) 
16:10The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series following vets in Thirsk and Boroughbridge. Peter treats a retired working dog called Boomer who has a tumour on his bottom. (S8 Ep 4) 
17:20The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series. Collette and her son Cailean are fanatical ferret fanciers but their prize-winning ferret Teddy has a problematic lump. (S5 Ep 5) 
18:15Around The World By Train... ...With Tony Robinson. Travelogue series with Tony Robinson. Riding both a local railway and the legendary bullet train, Tony explores the samurai of Kyushu, and the neon lights of Tokyo. (S1 Ep 5) 
19:055 News Weekend National and international news. 
19:10Elizabeth: Our Queen- Crown... ...In Crisis. Documentary series about HM the Queen. In the 70s and 80s the Queen had a strained relationship with Margaret Thatcher. The 90s were a challenge, including her worst year. 
21:00New: The Royal Family At War A two-part examination of the most bitter feuds within the Royal Family. Biographer Penny Junor recalls the rumoured rift between the Queen and the Duchess of Cornwall. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:15All New Shocking Moments In Pop 80s popstrel Clare Grogan narrates this rollicking skip through the most jaw-dropping celebrity moments in popdom. Incl interviews with Louis Walsh, Sonia, Cheryl Baker and more. 
03:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
04:10Access Entertainment round up. 
04:15NCIS Baltimore US crime drama series. When Tony's former partner is found murdered and linked to the Port-to-Port serial killer, Tony remembers his days as a detective in Baltimore. (S8 Ep 22) 
05:00NCIS Swan Song US crime drama series. The NCIS team chase every possible lead when the latest victim of the Port-to-Port killer turns out to be someone with personal ties to the team. (S8 Ep 23) 
06:00Peppa Pig Mr Dinosaur Is Lost Animated series about a loveable pig. George is distraught when he loses Mr Dinosaur, his favourite toy, so Daddy Pig and Peppa turn detective. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:05Peppa Pig Best Friend Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa's best friend Suzy Sheep comes to play, but Peppa won't let George join in. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:10Peppa Pig Polly Parrot Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George go to visit Granny Pig, who is very excited about her new pet - a parrot called Polly. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:15Peppa Pig Hide and Seek Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing hide and seek, but Peppa complains that George is too easy to find. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Cookie's Nature Trail Animation. Miss Cookie organises a nature trail for Lucy and her class, but it goes right through the Little Kingdom! (S2 Ep 16) 
06:35The Day Henry Met Animation. Henry becomes a pirate for the day to help a friendly parrot hunt for treasure in a secret map left to him by his great grandfather. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:40Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and his team are building a new giraffe enclosure at the zoo, but Lofty's excitement about meeting his favourite animal gets the better of him. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:50Olly the Little White Van Dancing on Ice Animated series about a little white van called Olly and his driver Stan. Olly takes Suzy ice-skating when Bazza does not want to play volleyball on the beach. 
07:00Fireman Sam Elvis Sings the Blues Animation. Elvis breaks his leg dancing around the Fire Station. But when Mike Flood ends up dangling from his roof, Elvis must wheel himself to the rescue. (S7 Ep 3) 
07:10Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Bert swears petty revenge when a pair of clergymen visiting the island accidentally splash him with mud with their car. (S20 Ep 15) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The traffic in Brickabuild is in chaos because the traffic cones have disappeared. It's up to Noddy to find them, and fast. (S1 Ep 46) 
07:40Digby Dragon CGI-animated series. Chips always wins the annual Great Nut Hunt. But when Grizel finds the map showing where all the hidden nuts are, she joins in the game too. (S1 Ep 10) 
07:55Peppa Pig The Playgroup Animated series about a little pig. George is joining Peppa at her playgroup but she doesn't really want him there - until her friends decide that George is brilliant. (S1 Ep 6) 
08:00Peppa Pig Mummy Pig at Work Peppa and George love helping Mummy Pig work on her computer, but they prefer playing computer games. (S1 Ep 7)