This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, August 12 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Daddy Puts Up a Picture Pig tales. Daddy Pig, Peppa and George have to fix a DIY disaster when Daddy Pig makes a hole in the wall putting up a picture. (S1 Ep 45) 
06:05Peppa Pig At the Beach Animated series about a little pig. Peppa and George go to the beach and have fun burying Daddy Pig in the sand. (S1 Ep 46) 
06:10Peppa Pig Mister Skinnylegs Animation about a young pig. When George finds a spider in the bathroom, Peppa is very frightened - until she realises that it doesn't want to hurt her. (S1 Ep 47) 
06:15Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Boat Animation about a lovable young pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig have a beautiful little boat and Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with them. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:20New: Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm infects everyone. When Misty Days at the weather station has a cold and loses her voice, Mya fills in for her. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:25Fireman Sam Magic Norman CGI adventures. Norman decides to put on a magic show. Wanting to have as many effects as possible, he plugs in too many lights and soon sparks start flying. (S9 Ep 5) 
06:35Shane the Chef Animation. It looks as though fish fingers are off the menu when Penny ruins Shane's breadcrumb mix - until she accidentally crushes Mario's cornflake supply... (Ep 18) 
06:45Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Daisy gets a good-natured new goods engine named Ryan to help her out with some of her passenger duties. (S20 Ep 7) 
07:00Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. The Fuzzly twins Mo and Bo become separated in the hotel. Can Abby reunite them? (S1 Ep 8) 
07:10Daisy & Ollie 2D animated series about two inquisitive four-year-olds. Daddy brings the duo to pick fruit at the farm, where they collect lots of yummy strawberries. (Ep 16) 
07:20Milkshake! Monkey's Amazing... Live action series featuring an inquisitive puppet monkey. In Scotland, Milkshake! Monkey learns all about lochs and the famous monster. (S6 Ep 8) 
07:25Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
07:30Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? (S4 Ep 14) 
07:40Ricky Zoom CGI preschool series about a red motorcycle. Scootio's parents are putting on a light display in Wheelford. (S1 Ep 14) 
08:00Pirata and Capitano Animated piratical adventures. Pirata and Capitano discover a pirate imprisoned in an iceberg, who unleashes a reign of terror after he is defrosted. (S1 Ep 37) 
08:15PAW Patrol Children's animation. Alex and Mr Porter are on a tropical Island camping trip when a freak snowstorm hits. 
08:30PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue pups. A bumpy road causes Mr Porter's famous fizzy pickle jars to pop! (S5 Ep 55) 
08:45The Secret Life of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Alfie and his siblings are taken for their first ever wash, cut and blow dry. (S3 Ep 4) 
08:50Wissper CGI-animation. Samson the little lion cub can only squeak and even the mice laugh at him, so Wissper and Stripes join forces to teach him to roar. (S1 Ep 18) 
09:00Floogals Animation. The Floogals realise that they are leaving tiny footprints in the dust on the shelves... (S1 Ep 37) 
09:10New: Sunny Bunnies Comic animated antics of five balls of light. (S4 Ep 18) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The licensee of a pub tries to cut a deal with her new landlord over a debt, and a car salesman is not happy about coughing up to a dissatisfied customer. (S5 Ep 36) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Catching up with the victims and villains of the rental market. Rachel intended to rent out her cottage for three months; four years later, her tenant is still there. (S3 Ep 13) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Alf surprises Ben and Maggie before their new adventure starts. Ziggy lashes out at Dean but he confronts her with the wedding photos. 
13:45Neighbours Nicolette is stunned that her mother, Jane, is on her way to Erinsborough. Despite his reservations, David agrees to Aaron's idea of having Brent stay with them. 
14:15Murder By Text: Garage Sale... Film ...Mystery. Murder mystery starring Lori Loughlin and Sarah Strange. Jenn Shannon investigates when a guitarist turns up dead just before he was due to join a country star on tour. (2017) 
16:00Friends It is Thanksgiving Day, and a good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries. (S3 Ep 9) 
16:30Friends Rachel wonders whether she will ever get another job. Joey's job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross accidentally breaks a little girl's leg. (S3 Ep 10) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Nicolette is stunned that her mother, Jane, is on her way to Erinsborough. Despite his reservations, David agrees to Aaron's idea of having Brent stay with them. 
18:00Home and Away Alf surprises Ben and Maggie before their new adventure starts. Ziggy lashes out at Dean but he confronts her with the wedding photos. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Walking Britain's Lost Railways Rob Bell explores Britain's former railway lines. Rob journeys through the Scottish Highands, following a path cut by the world's first global star - Queen Victoria. (S2 Ep 4) 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Jamie Theakston presents this new action-packed series, as Derbyshire's finest pursue law breakers in the very heart of the country. (S7 Ep 5) 
21:00New: Diana: Her Last Summer Emotive archive and insider interviews untangle the last three months of Diana's short life. Butler Paul Burrell, and others, reveal life inside Diana's household. 
22:05William & Kate: Too Good To... ...Be True? We go behind the fairytale to reveal the truth about the royal couple who will one day be our King and Queen. 
23:35When Celeb Double Acts Fall Out Documentary studying the demise of formerly successful partnerships. Distraught duos who come under the spotlight include Cannon and Ball, and Eamonn Holmes and Anthea Turner. 
01:05The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. A retired couple pay the price when their tenants stop paying rent and invite their abusive friends in to squat. (S3 Ep 9) 
03:55My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Documentary about parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids and are having the time of their lives, even if their offspring are embarrassed by them. [SL] 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 13) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. The team diagnoses a troubled house belonging to a middle-aged couple in Watford. [SL] (S2 Ep 7) 
05:35House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements. A home in Nailsworth, Gloucestershire needs some attention. [SL] (S5 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Shopping Animation about a lovable young pig. Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, Peppa and George go to the supermarket. Soon they have everything they need - and a delicious chocolate cake. (S1 Ep 49)