This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, January 28 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Whistling Pig tales. Peppa tries to learn how to whistle after she realizes that seemingly everyone but her can do it. (S3 Ep 28) 
06:05Peppa Pig Doctor Hamster's Tortoise Pig tales. Doctor Hamster the vet comes to Peppa's playgroup to show the children her pets. (S3 Ep 29) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D-animation. Whale has lost her glasses, so Henry becomes a deep-sea diver for the day and has an amazing underwater adventure before he finds them. (S1 Ep 14) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Ned and Dot have lots of energy, but are they brave enough to climb the sofa? And if they do, can they get down? (S1 Ep 6) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Hard Times Preschool animation. When the fairy kingdom is left without food because there is nothing left in the treasure chest to pay the elves, King Thistle has to find a job. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Wissper and Kev Croc to help Honey Bear get some honey from a beehive situated on a tree branch, which is about to break and fall into the water. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. After Big Ears' teapot and Bumpy's kennel go missing, Noddy investigates before Toyland descends into chaos. (S1 Ep 29) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animated series. Emily really admires Caitlin, who shunts her to the castle when she breaks down. But later, Emily has a chance to save her hero... (S20 Ep 4) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Shane wants to make apple fool for his special of the day, but when Millie the goat eats all the applies, he has to find a replacement ingredient. (S1 Ep 15) 
07:20Peppa Pig Zoe Zebra Animated series about a lovable little pig. Zoe Zebra delivers a very special letter for Peppa and George - an invitation to her birthday party. (S2 Ep 28) 
07:30Peppa Pig Cuckoo Clock Animated series. Daddy Pig winds up an old cuckoo clock. When the clock strikes the hour, a wooden bird pops out, flapping its wings and singing 'Cuckoo!'. (S2 Ep 34) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Baddy McBat falls out of his jet while giving Rod a ride! Will Rod be able to stay in the air until Swift can rescue him? (S1 Ep 17) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. An encounter with a new shampoo and the hairdryer at Katie's Pet Parlour leaves the Kit-astrophe Crew fluffed up and blown away. (S4 Ep 16) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby insists on Fizzy accompanying him to the annual Sprite Flight, despite her having a bad case of fairy flu. Her magical sneezes almost ruin everything. (S2 Ep 6) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Girl and Dad are playing hide and seek, and the Floogals are worried that if the Hoomans get better at finding things, they might find them! (S2 Ep 15) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston Goes to School Preschool animation. After Strawberry shows off her well-trained new pet, Gaston is sent to pet school where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape. (S2 Ep 7) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated children's series. Zeta uses a potion to replace Leah's voice with a bird's. Will Shimmer and Shine understand Leah's tweets? (S2 Ep 29) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Ollie is in training to be a police dog. Today, he is off to the railway station - but can he keep his focus on the noisy train platform? (S1 Ep 16) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. A couple agree to rent a property to its former owner who now refuses to leave, and a single mum tricks her way into a property. (S4 Ep 11) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Patients include a tiny girl who has been having seizures in her cot at night, a man with a mysterious rash and a teenager who wants to get rid of her acne. (S6 Ep 14) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Simone distracts Brody as she claims her cookery lesson. Justin and Willow struggle to work things out as a number of home truths are told. Robbo and Jasmine are closer than ever. 
13:45Neighbours Sonya learns that she has a cyst on her ovary. The specialist recommends that it should be removed immediately, but the surgery involves some risks. Chloe refuses to speak to Mel. 
14:15Brace For Impact Film Thriller starring Kerry Condon and Sheila McCarthy. When disgraced investigator Sofia's brother dies in a plane crash, Sofia secretly begins investigating the crash. (2016) 
16:00Friends Rachel chooses an over-sensitive male nanny for Emma and is mocked by a jealous Ross. (S9 Ep 6) 
16:30Friends Joey and Chandler discover what they think is a videotape of Monica and Richard having sex. Mike tells his parents that he loves Phoebe. (S9 Ep 7) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Sonya learns that she has a cyst on her ovary. The specialist recommends that it should be removed immediately, but the surgery involves some risks. Chloe refuses to speak to Mel. 
18:00Home and Away Simone distracts Brody as she claims her cookery lesson. Justin and Willow struggle to work things out as a number of home truths are told. Robbo and Jasmine are closer than ever. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Premiership Rugby Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the latest action from the Gallagher Premiership. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. In Harrogate, police on patrol face an escalating situation until they are the ones under threat. (S4 Ep 10) 
21:00New: Chris Tarrant: Extreme... ...Railway Journeys. Travelogue series. Chris Tarrant travels the entire one thousand miles of the Reunification Line - from southern Ho Chi Minh City to Hanoi in the north. (S4 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Raw Recruits: Squaddies at 16 Documentary series. The soldiers are trained to kill using bullets and bayonettes, and undergo their toughest physical test to date. (S2 Ep 4) 
23:05Obese & On Benefits A housebound teenager, an unemployed couple planning a grand wedding and a single mum undergoing a gastric bypass are claiming benefits due to extreme obesity. (S1 Ep 6) 
00:0530 Stone & Getting Fatter: Documentary series exploring obesity. At 21 stone, Debbie cannot work and, as well as relying on benefits, has her husband Steve as her carer. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads. Tempers fray as night-time road works take a wrong turn, and a gulley clearing crew keep the drains free from muck. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Fun-loving Madison is so impressed by Kavos's nitrous oxide balloons that she decides to get a lifelong reminder etched on her foot, along with half a chicken. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a bungalow in Portishead, Bristol. [SL] (S3 Ep 12) 
05:10Divine Designs In his series on religious art and artefacts, Paul Binski visits Stanmore and Great Witley to view two of the most extravagant Baroque churches in the country. (S2 Ep 8) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Sun, Sea and Snow Pig tales. Peppa and her family are looking forward to a trip to the seaside, but when they arrive at the beach there is too much snow! (S3 Ep 30)