This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Sunday, March 24 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. (S3 Ep 42) 
06:05Peppa Pig Champion Daddy Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig loses his title as champion puddle jumper. (S2 Ep 43) 
06:10Peppa Pig Mr Fox's Van Pig tales. When Daddy Pig needs a new watch, Mr Fox finds three grandfather clocks in the back of his van. Mr Fox has everything in his van - even a chicken! (S3 Ep 45) 
06:15Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey visits the circus and meets an upside-down friend! (S3 Ep 18) 
06:20Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey discovers the delights of the playhouse and ventures backstage with some friends. (S4 Ep 8) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Lost City Animation. When Redbeard the Pirate goes in search of the Lost City, he soon gets in some bother and has to be rescued from the most unlikely spot. (S2 Ep 12) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy and his friends are building a toy tower, but who is trying to stop them? (S1 Ep 44) 
06:50Fireman Sam Blow Me Down Animation. After a sailing lesson with Penny, Norman takes Dilys out in a boat. When they become stranded, Charlie heads to the rescue but ends up bumping into them. (S7 Ep 1) 
07:00Thomas and Friends James asks to be the one to take the Fat Controller and the Mayor of Sodor to a ball, but worries when he gets a scratch on his paintwork right before the job. (S20 Ep 11) 
07:15Bob the Builder CGI animation. As Bob and his team finish building a fun new Milkshake Bar, Scoop is inspired by Chef Tattie to experiment with ingredients for concrete. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:25Digby Dragon CGI-animation. When Spellbook tells Fizzy that she must learn to consider others' needs, Fizzy tries to make life better for her friends - but only makes things worse. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:40Peppa Pig Chloe's Big Friends Pig tales. Peppa and George go to play with their cousin Chloe and her friends, but the older children don't want to play any childish games. (S3 Ep 46) 
07:50Peppa Pig Gym Class Pig tales. Madame Gazelle takes the children to Grampy Rabbit's gym class, where they learn how to be real explorers. (S3 Ep 47) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Shooting Star Animation. The Wise Old Elf fears an alien invasion after a spaceship crash-lands in the Little Kingdom and can't make its way back home. (S2 Ep 13) 
08:15New: Paw Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue pups. A monster movie is being filmed in Adventure Bay and Mayor Humdinger is jealous. (S5 Ep 46) 
08:45Wissper Animation. Hattie Hippo is really hot and needs water to cool down, but there's so much weed and vegetation in the lake that she keeps getting tangled up. (S2 Ep 10) 
08:55Pirata and Capitano Animation. Pirata and Capitano set off in search of a blade of golden grass from Gallopacross Island. It's the only thing that can open the lock on pirate Crazy Beard's treasure chest. (S1 Ep 33) 
09:05Paw Patrol Animation. Zuma is on a wacky water rescue after Cornelius the pig goes for a ride on a windsurfing board. (S3 Ep 28) 
09:25Shane the Chef Animation. Mama Polenta and Sam Spratt agree to a cook-off to determine who makes the best pasta sauce. But it's Izzy and her home-grown basil sauce that wins the day. (S1 Ep 24) 
09:40Floogals Animated series about three pocket-sized aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals are mystified by a simple adhesive plaster - what is it used for? (S1 Ep 16) 
09:55Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles.2D animation. The Turtles want to watch the extreme skateboarding finals but must stop the Foot Clan from stealing a black claw-like hand from a store in the mall. (S1 Ep 14) 
10:05Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animation. April is enjoying her homecoming dance, until the mutant half-hypnotist, half-hippo Hypno-Potamus turns up and causes chaos. (S1 Ep 15) 
10:20Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show. A collection of some of the craziest clips from the internet. (S2 Ep 4) 
10:40Police Interceptors Reality series following the work of high-speed police intercept units. Two men armed with machetes and a sawn-off shotgun make a dramatic escape on a motorbike. (S16 Ep 2) 
11:40Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. The interceptors have to drop everything when a speeding 4x4 rushes past them. The Stanway team pursues a man with a machete. (S2 Ep 13) 
12:40Friends Monica caters for a party hosted by a handsome, sophisticated doctor who is old enough to be her father. (S2 Ep 15) 
13:05Friends Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. And could Chandler and Joey's friendship end over a spoon-licking incident? (S2 Ep 16) 
13:40Friends Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. (S2 Ep 17) 
14:05Friends Joey's remark to a magazine causes him to lose his role in a popular soap opera. Meanwhile, Chandler attempts to bond with his strange new flatmate. (S2 Ep 18) 
14:40Friends Chandler decides that he wants his annoying roommate to move out, but getting rid of him is not easy. (S2 Ep 19) 
15:10Winter In Alaska: A Year In The... ...Wild. Documentary series. As temperatures hit minus 60 food becomes scarce, and animals such as foxes and hares shed their colourful coats to camouflage themselves in the snow. (S1 Ep 1) 
16:05Spring In Alaska: A Year In The... ...Wild Documentary series. With the arrival of spring, days grow longer and temperatures rise. Animals have two months to find food and start a family. (S1 Ep 2) 
17:05Summer In Alaska: A Year In The... ...Wild. Documentary series narrated by David Suchet. Summer has arrived in Alaska.This sets the scene for one of the world's greatest migrations, the Alaskan salmon run. (S1 Ep 3) 
18:05Autumn In Alaska: A Year In The... ...Wild. Documentary series. Young animals prepare for their first winter away from their parents, and humpback whales return to Alaska's rich feeding grounds. (S1 Ep 4) 
19:00World's Most Luxurious Cruise Ship With time ticking away until the maiden voyage, the pressure is on. Once the huge propellers are fitted, the dry dock is flooded and the ship floats for the first time. (S1 Ep 2) 
19:555 News Weekend National and interntational news. 
20:00New: Britain's Favourite Crisps Light-hearted countdown featuring the UK's snack of choice. Celebrity crisp fiends crunch their way through a 20-strong shortlist and reminisce about classic TV crisp adverts. 
22:00Black Hawk Down Film US military action drama starring Josh Hartnett and Ewan McGregor. An attempt by US Army Rangers to capture a Somalian warlord's lieutenants goes badly wrong. (2001) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10Black Hawk Down Film US military action drama starring Josh Hartnett and Ewan McGregor. An attempt by US Army Rangers to capture a Somalian warlord's lieutenants goes badly wrong. (2001) 
00:50Britain's Greatest Bridges Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. (S1 Ep 2) 
01:05High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:35Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:05High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:35High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:05Access Entertainment round up. 
03:10NCIS Recruited US crime drama series. When a recruitment session of a petty officer results in murder, the NCIS team sets out to find the culprit by teaming up with Ducky's predecessor. (S8 Ep 12) 
04:00NCIS Freedom US crime drama series. The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard. (S8 Ep 13) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian real-estate agent Ann Maurice tries to help the owner of a 200-year-old cottage in East Sussex to sell the property. (S2 Ep 1) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Featuring a healthy house expert, a clairvoyant and a feng shui expert. [SL] (S2 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music. (S5 Ep 8)