This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, February 29 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Mr Dinosaur Is Lost Animated series about a loveable pig. George is distraught when he loses Mr Dinosaur, his favourite toy, so Daddy Pig and Peppa turn detective. (S1 Ep 2) 
06:05Peppa Pig Best Friend Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa's best friend Suzy Sheep comes to play, but Peppa won't let George join in. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:10Peppa Pig Polly Parrot Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George go to visit Granny Pig, who is very excited about her new pet - a parrot called Polly. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:15Peppa Pig Hide and Seek Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing hide and seek, but Peppa complains that George is too easy to find. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:20Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Mermaid Preschool animation. In this episode, Lucy and her dad find an old mirror from the bottom of the lake and decide to keep it not knowing it belongs to a mermaid. (S2 Ep 47) 
06:35Bob The Builder Animation. Lofty is keen to impress newcomer Cherry and changes his behaviour, acting on Two-Tonne's advice. But his plans are ruined when Whizzer shows up. (S3 Ep 19) 
06:45Thomas & Friends: Big World!.. ...Big Adventures! CGI-animated engine antics. Thomas is desperate to impress his friends by finding an amazing discovery, and it's not long before his wish is granted. (S23 Ep 23) 
07:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Smartysaurus gives his friends a balloon each at the end of his Science Party, but why are so many of them going pop? (S1 Ep 30) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane and Sam are adrift in the open sea with a mischievous marlin. How will they catch sardines for the day's menu? (S1 Ep 53) 
07:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Trip to the Museum Animated children's series. In this episode, Daisy and Poppy cause chaos during a trip to the big museum. (S2 Ep 48) 
07:55Peppa Pig The Playgroup Animated series about a little pig. George is joining Peppa at her playgroup but she doesn't really want him there - until her friends decide that George is brilliant. (S1 Ep 6) 
08:05Peppa Pig Mummy Pig at Work Peppa and George love helping Mummy Pig work on her computer, but they prefer playing computer games. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:15New: Butterbean's Cafe Animated series about a fairy who runs a cafe. Butterbean has to borrow Ms Marmalady's freezer for her fruitsicles, but Ms Marmalady has her own plans for them! (S1 Ep 17) 
08:30PAW Patrol Animation. When Francois' trailer gets unhooked, all of his animals need rounding up around Adventure Bay. (S4 Ep 6) 
08:45Nella The Princess Knight Animated series about a princess whose necklace transforms her into a knight. Bogner the Bog-Troll moves into Nella's bouncy-house, but Clod is still inside! (S2 Ep 6) 
09:00New: Wissper Animated series about a little girl who can talk to animals. Gail is stuck in a dry river and needs to be kept wet while Wissper thinks of a way to rescue her. (S2 Ep 41) 
09:10New: Pirata and Capitano CGI-animated adventures on the Great Sea. Pirata and Capitano free Barbudo, who has been imprisoned in a grotto by the mermaids to stop his destructive treasure hunt. (S1 Ep 51) 
09:25Floogals Animation. When the Floogals encounter the Hoomans embroiled in a heated board game challenge, the three aliens soon find themselves playing the game themselves. (S2 Ep 5) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon and his forest friends. When Digby starts sneezing uncontrollably, he worries that he has become allergic to Chips. (S2 Ep 17) 
09:45Shimmer and Shine Animated adventures of twin genies. When flight magic disappears from Zahramay Skies, Rubi and the girls try to restore it, using rainbows to get around. (S4 Ep 4) 
10:00New: Spongebob Squarepants Animated comic misadventures of a sea sponge. SpongeBob tugs on a loose thread hanging from Squidward's shirt and unravels the whole of Bikini Bottom! (S11 Ep 24) 
10:15The Loud House Animated series about an 11-year-old boy with 10 sisters! The family are going on a long road trip - so Lincoln needs a plan to get the best seat in the car. (S1 Ep 7) 
10:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:40Pets Do The Funniest Things Clips of pets up to all sorts of antics for the holiday season, with commentary by animal-loving comedians and celebrities. 
11:05Friends Joey sees Janice passionately kissing the husband she is supposed to be divorcing. Rachel gets upset when her father clashes with Ross. (S3 Ep 7) 
11:35Friends Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Phoebe worries that she has killed Ugly Naked Guy. (S3 Ep 8) 
12:05Friends It is Thanksgiving Day, and a good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries. (S3 Ep 9) 
12:35Friends Rachel wonders whether she will ever get another job. Joey's job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross accidentally breaks a little girl's leg. (S3 Ep 10) 
13:05Friends Rachel meets a man who offers to help her career. Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's seven sisters he fooled around with. (S3 Ep 11) 
13:35Friends Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome man. Joey's lie about his dancing skills backfires on him at an audition. (S3 Ep 12) 
14:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Teorin and Collette's large family home was turned into a holiday stopover for strangers. Council officers uncover 40 people in a potential death-trap house. (S3 Ep 5) 
15:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. A landlord discovers that his letting agency has advertised his property on a Romanian website. A single mum's tenant owes 10k but has vanished. (S3 Ep 6) 
16:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Susan and Gary's too-good-to-be-true letting agent broke into their house and changed the locks. Paul learned that his father's tenant owed 20k in rent. (S3 Ep 7) 
17:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A couple from Kent face losing their house because of a nightmare tenant, and a residential home is found to have been turned into a brothel. (S3 Ep 8) 
18:055 News Update National and international news. 
18:10Warship: Life at Sea Documentary series chronicling life on board HMS Duncan. The crew have been sent to Ukraine, but the unexpected absence of Russian ships leaves everyone unsettled. (S2 Ep 3) 
19:00New: Building The Billion Pound... ...Mega Bridge. Unlocking the engineering secrets behind the construction of Montreal's mighty Samuel De Champlain Bridge. Engineers race to complete the bridge on time. 
20:00New: Cops, Criminals & Videotape Shocking footage of actual crimes in the UK that are recorded on closed-circuit TV, from petty street crime to gangland murder. 
22:00Murdered By My Fiance Featuring unique insight, as well as access to key footage shown to the jury, this documentary examines the prosecution of Ian Stewart, following his conviction for the murder of author Helen Bailey. 
23:00Cocktail Film Romantic drama starring Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. A young, handsome and materialistic New York bartender begins to reassess his priorities when he finds love in Jamaica. (1988) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Cocktail Film Romantic drama starring Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. A young, handsome and materialistic New York bartender begins to reassess his priorities when he finds love in Jamaica. (1988) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:15The Special Needs Employment... ...Agency. Documentary series. Could a job on the trains be just the ticket for Alex? Qualified teacher Anna overcomes past discrimination to begin her dream vocation. (Ep 2) 
04:00Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun Ex-pats living life on the cheap in the Costa del Sol. A tattooist moonlights as both a reggae singer and a DIY visual artist. Plus, a Scottish couple's Segway adventure. (S5 Ep 8) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Ann Maurice tackles a property in North Shields which is proving too bohemian for buyers. [SL] (S5 Ep 12) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice tries to help a couple who cannot sell their home despite a property market boom in fashionable Hammersmith. [SL] (S2 Ep 11) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 12) 
06:00Peppa Pig Piggy In The Middle Animated series. Peppa is teasing George because he can't catch a ball properly, so Mummy Pig suggests a game called Piggy in the Middle to help him learn. (S1 Ep 33)