This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, August 26 2019

06:00Peppa Pig The Rainbow Animation. Peppa and her family spot a rainbow when they go for a drive. (S3 Ep 2) 
06:05Peppa Pig Pedro's Cough Pig tales. Pedro gets a cough at playschool and the other children soon catch it. (S3 Ep 3) 
06:10Peppa Pig Ice Skating Animation about a fun-loving pig. Peppa and George go ice skating, but they have never been before and Peppa keeps falling over. (S2 Ep 35) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Queen Thistle's Little Teapot Impish animation. Holly accidentally breaks her mum's special new teapot. Can Ben help her repair it? (S1 Ep 6) 
06:30Olly the Little White Van Animated series. Olly and his friend Charlie face trials and adventure galore on Bumpton's annual Medieval Day. (S1 Ep 70) 
06:35New: Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Coco and Cleo must prove that they are true fairies by passing three challenges. (S2 Ep 53) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:... ...:Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. Thomas is taking a film crew to a nature reserve in China to make a film about giant pandas, and is determined to spot one in the wild. (S22 Ep 7) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animation. JG's popcorn maker spoils the kids' favourite film in Munchington's first pop-up cinema. 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation. The carnival comes to town, and it's a chance to see all sorts of exciting things! (S5 Ep 43) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa and her family attend the children's festival and enjoy lots of singing, dancing, crafts and listening to stories. (S6 Ep 14) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about trainee bird rescue-cadets. Betty McBat challenges Rod to see who is faster. When Baddy tries to cheat, Rod has to rescue Betty! (S1 Ep 37) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. When Everest gets sprayed by a skunk, the pups tactfully try to tell her that she needs a bath! (S3 Ep 31) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon. Grumpy is feeling left out, so he invents some fictitious friends and finds himself having to impersonate them. (S2 Ep 23) 
08:25Little Princess I Want My Swing Little Princess cannot play on her swing without adult supervision, but she can't resist the temptation to disobey the rule... until she has a little accident. (S2 Ep 16) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine CGI-animated series about twin genies. Zeta's relaxing night at the treehouse is disturbed when the girls also show up, so she tries to scare them away. (S3 Ep 23) 
08:55Floogals Animation. When Mum Hooman organises a puppet show for the Girl's birthday party, the Floogals end up inadvertently performing the show themselves. (S2 Ep 1) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Comic animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. The Sunny Bunnies try to cheer up Shiny, but nothing seems to be working. (S2 Ep 3) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. A patient who has anxiety and depression as a result of the abuse she has received from her neighbours seeks advice. (S5 Ep 25) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Big Week At The Zoo Docuseries celebrating the conservation work done by British zoos. Hosts and celebrities help an Eastern Black Rhino ensure the future of her species. (S2 Ep 5) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ben is taken into police custody after it emerges that the surfboards which he outsourced to another manufacturer were being used to conceal drugs. Rick attempts to blackmail Dean. 
13:45Neighbours Sheila's car is found abandoned in a remote area. The DPP dismiss Alfie's assault claim against Finn. Elly reminds Chloe that she needs to take their relationship slowly. 
14:15Nightmare In Paradise Film Thriller. starring AnnaLynne McCord and Philip Boyd. On a trip to Hawaii, a woman wakes up to discover her room has been ransacked and her husband is missing. (2019) 
16:00Friends The gang are shocked to discover that Phoebe has a husband. Chandler reveals his third nipple. Ross's new relationship is under attack. (S2 Ep 4) 
16:30Friends The friends decide to throw a birthday party for Ross but disagree about how much they should spend. Monica gets promoted. (S2 Ep 5) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Sheila's car is found abandoned in a remote area. The DPP dismiss Alfie's assault claim against Finn. Elly reminds Chloe that she needs to take their relationship slowly. 
18:00Home and Away Ben is taken into police custody after it emerges that the surfboards which he outsourced to another manufacturer were being used to conceal drugs. Rick attempts to blackmail Dean. 
18:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series focusing on how technology and CCTV are helping to fight crime. In this episode, we see how CCTV is used to help the cops catch reckless and dangerous drivers. (S1 Ep 4) 
18:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:00Cricket On 5: The Ashes-Eng Vs Aus Highlights from Lord's of day three of the Third Test between England and Australia. 
20:00Traffic Cops Traffic Cops takes to the streets for an all new patrol in Derbyshire. They tackle a huge variety of crimes ranging from drunken drivers to drug dealers and violent gangs of organised criminals. 
21:00Inside Aldi: Britain's Biggest... ...Budget Supermarket. Documentary exploring how the German supermarket has swept the UK. Former staff reveal how Aldi cuts costs and how own brand goods taste like their big-name counterparts. 
22:00New: Celebs on The Farm Fun reality series as a group of celebrities compete outside their comfort zone. The celebs' first challenge is simply to find their way around and take an animal selfie. (S2 Ep 1) 
23:05Britain's Favourite Takeaway Countdown show. Chocolate-loving celebrities lick, nibble and scoff their way through the Top 20. Chocolate's biggest secrets are uncovered, and catch up with a Milky Bar Kid. 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Gotham: Rise of the Villains Crime drama series. Theo Galavan's multi-pronged attack on Gotham comes to fruition, while another of Batman's future enemies realizes his new self. (S2 Ep 7) 
04:00NCIS The Inside Man US crime drama. Gibbs and the team must reopen a closed case when a blogger with a reputation for exposing government cover-ups is murdered (S7 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a house in Ashover Hay in Derbyshire. [SL] (S3 Ep 18) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements for properties proving difficult to sell. A five-bedroomed house in Cheshire is this episode's challenge. [SL] (S5 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 6) 
06:00Peppa Pig The Library Pig tales. Daddy Pig has a book from the library that he has kept for too long. The family go to the library to return it and find more books to read. (S3 Ep 4)