This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, March 29 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. It's a hot day and everyone is struggling to stay cool. Baba finds some of Flynne's fur, and Oona wonders what is causing her to lose it - she must need help. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. After Owl loses a sock, the gang set off for Laundry Lagoon, where all missing laundry turns up. (S2 Ep 40) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon has a spare Chocosaurus toy, but which of his two best friends should he give it to - Ferdinand and Mamadou want him to choose! (S1 Ep 25) 
06:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series in which Noddy becomes a detective. Noddy must investigate who broke Fuse's new toy wash and why! (S1 Ep 11) 
06:35Fireman Sam Three Legged Race Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. It is the annual three legged race in Pontypandy and Sam is partnered with a less-than-confident Dilys. (S7 Ep 22) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Percy and the Calliope Train fun. When Percy and Diesel are asked to take a very heavy, old musical steam organ to the smelter's yard, Percy tries to save it by making it work again. (S16 Ep 10) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Bolt is beginning a new life as a mountain rescue dog. But first he must settle into his new home and attend a tough training course. (S1 Ep 14) 
07:05Shimmer and Shine Animation. When a baby bird mistakes Zeta for its mother, the girls must help her return it to its nest. (S2 Ep 27) 
07:20Paw Patrol Animation. The pups form a band for the town talent show, but first Ryder needs star singer Rubble's help at Farmer Al's farm. Will he make it back in time? (S2 Ep 11) 
07:35Peppa Pig Daddy Gets Fit Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig loves to watch television but Peppa Pig thinks that he needs to do some exercise. She gives him lots of exercises to do. (S1 Ep 42) 
07:45Peppa Pig Mr Potato Comes to Town Pig tales. All the people in Peppa's town are excited to meet Mr Potato when he comes to open a new sports centre. (S3 Ep 17) 
07:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Springtime Animation. Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf must come up with a plan to stop two very hungry gnomes from eating everything in sight. (S2 Ep 29) 
08:05Paw Patrol Animation. Ryder and the Paw Patrol need to help Cap'n turbot move a beehive across the bay and over to a much safer home for them at Farmer Al's. (S2 Ep 16) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals are mystified by a shoe with wheels attached and set out on a roller-coaster adventure around the house to find out what it's for. (Ep 40 
08:35Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. After Spellbrook and Fizzy argue about being a good fairy, Spellbrook makes the mistake of taking Chops on. (S1 Ep 32) 
08:55Rusty Rivets Animation. Mr Higgins accidentally fills a giant beach ball with water. The gang must get it to the lake without it bursting so that it doesn't flood the town! (Ep 12) 
09:05Mofy Animation. Mogu is trying to teach the Squirrel brothers how to fly a kite, when a gust of wind sweeps him up into the trees. (S3 Ep 5) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! In this explosive episode the High Court Enforcement Agents hear a call to arms, get tangled in a family's convoluted web and Paul takes a blow - from some shop shutters. (S5 Ep 4) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors A selection of memorable cases. Harry has been an alcoholic for over 40 years, but if he has finally kicked the booze, then his future looks positive. (S3 Ep 53) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away: Buried Alive Alf and Roo's absence is finally noticed. Brody and Mason initiate a search, but will they be found in time? Dean pays Ash's bail money, and the search for Robbo intensifies. 
13:45Neighbours Clive offers Karl a job, until he learns what Holly has done. Toadie's prank on Dipi and Shane has serious consequences. A brush with greatness causes Sheila to panic. 
14:15NCIS: Catching A Serial Killer Dead Reckoning US drama. Gibbs teams up with an old foe, CIA agent Trent Kort, to hunt down an international criminal at the top of NCIS's most wanted list. (S6 Ep 20) 
15:15Buried Secrets Film Drama starring Sarah Carter and Dan Payne. A cop-turned-writer creates suspicion when she publishes her first novel, a story that appears to contain details of a real murder (2015) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Clive offers Karl a job, until he learns what Holly has done. Toadie's prank on Dipi and Shane has serious consequences. A brush with greatness causes Sheila to panic. 
18:00Home and Away: Buried Alive Alf and Roo's absence is finally noticed. Brody and Mason initiate a search, but will they be found in time? Dean pays Ash's bail money, and the search for Robbo intensifies. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00New: The Yorkshire Vet Casebook Favourite stories and unseen footage from the veterinary series. New scenes include Dave the baby emu, Dougie the pugnacious parrot and highlights of a hectic lambing season. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Goodbye Bargain-Loving... ...Brits In The Sun. Documentary series. Wayne and Des' charity hits its first birthday with a unique fun day and Jonny Hellraiser has bought himself a 1950s-style diner. (S3 Ep 8) 
21:00New: Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away Reality series. Matt and Garry meet a grandmother in shock at the size of her debt, and uncover an audacious lie at a Birmingham childcare nursery. (S5 Ep 34) 
22:00Eamonn and Ruth: Do The Right Thing Consumer entertainment show. The team share simple ways to protect against carbon monoxide poisoning. Plus, an update on the show's campaign to combat elderly loneliness. (S1 Ep 4) 
23:05Undercover: Benefit Cheat Documentary series. Paul Connolly goes undercover to expose those who try to cheat the system, and the criminals who provide them with everything they need to get away with it. (S1 Ep 1) 
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03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Cases include Alan whose drug use led to dramatic weight loss and Amy who has spent 10k on private doctors in an attempt to lose weight. 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story of the Humber Bridge, including its ground-breaking construction and how it changed the lives of the local people. (S1 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a property in Sutton-in-Ashfield. [SL] (S3 Ep 19) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The Venetian Tiziano Vecellio pioneered the use of oils with a radical approach. (S1 Ep 6) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona makes a new friend - Chloe, an Arctic tern who is visiting Puffin Rock for the summer. (S2 Ep 27)