This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, September 23 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Mr Fox's Van Pig tales. When Daddy Pig needs a new watch, Mr Fox finds three grandfather clocks in the back of his van. Mr Fox has everything in his van - even a chicken! (S3 Ep 45) 
06:05Peppa Pig Chloe's Big Friends Pig tales. Peppa and George go to play with their cousin Chloe and her friends, but the older children don't want to play any childish games. (S3 Ep 46) 
06:10Peppa Pig Basketball Animated series about a loveable little pig. Daddy teaches the children how to play basketball, and it is not long before they are good enough to take on a team. (S4 Ep 3) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Springtime Animation. Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf must come up with a plan to stop two very hungry gnomes from eating everything in sight. (S2 Ep 29) 
06:30New: Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Fuse asks Noddy to take a gift to the Pockets, but when gets to the Treehouse, the box is empty! (S2 Ep 35) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animated adventures of the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. Everyone is getting the quayside ready for a royal visit by the Prince and Princess. (S11 Ep 5) 
06:50Milkshake! Monkey: Bananas About Food ...Bananas About Food. Preschool series about an inquisitive puppet. Where does Milkshake! Monkey's favourite fruit come from? Kemi follows a banana's journey from plantation to plate. (S5 Ep 6) 
06:55Thomas & Friends CGI animated escapades of the cheeky little blue engine. Thomas finds a way to take part in the carnival music of Brazil. (S23 Ep 6) 
07:05New: Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. When Maggie delivers some kohlrabi, Jay and Mario think that the vegetables are mind-controlling aliens. (S1 Ep 52) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation. The Kangaroos take Peppa and her family to the beach on their second day in Australia, where they try surfing for the first time. (S5 Ep 17) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa and her family attend the children's festival and enjoy lots of singing, dancing, crafts and listening to stories. (S6 Ep 14) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Baddy McBat falls out of his jet while giving Rod a ride! Will Rod be able to stay in the air until Swift can rescue him? (S1 Ep 17) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. Ryder and the pups need to help get a surprise ice cream cake up to Jake's cabin for his birthday. (S4 Ep 9) 
08:05New: Floogals Comical animated earthly adventures of three tiny explorers from the planet Floog. Why have all the pillows and cushions in the Hoomans' house vanished? (S2 Ep 41) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animation. Chips puts on a mystical amulet and grows wings. Digby wants his turn with the amulet, but Chips has become super-selfish and won't share. (S2 Ep 10) 
08:40Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive little girl who lives in a castle, narrated by Rufus Jones. Princess decides that she would make a very good teacher! (S4 Ep 5) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Pirate Treasure Animation. When Captain Squid leaves his treasure map in the Little Kingdom, Redbeard the Elf Pirate leads Ben, Holly and Nanny Plum on a treasure hunt. (S2 Ep 30) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated antics of five colourful balls of light. The Bunnies descend on an outdoor basketball court and have lots of fun trying to get the balls into the net. (S2 Ep 6) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Nurse Julie Swinburne treats a boy who has recently returned from Thailand who she suspects has caught rabies after being bitten by a monkey. (S4 Ep 19) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Dr Kwan treats a teenage patient who has decided to stop taking the medication she has been prescribed. (S4 Ep 20) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away After a stressed-out Raffy flunks an exam, Justin takes a dangerous decision. Robbo learns who is after him and what they want, but he is not in a position to give it to them. 
13:45Neighbours Pierce tries to spend time with Hendrix, but his efforts backfire. Scarlett turns her charm on Aaron and David, who are ready to let out their spare room after Leo's departure. 
14:15Cradle Swapping Film Thriller starring Amanda Clayton and Brandon Barash. When a young couple gets home from the hospital, they discover the baby they carried with them isn't theirs. (2017) 
16:00Friends Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe cannot choose between the men in her life. Monica's boyfriend surprises her. (S3 Ep 23) 
16:30Friends Monica's boyfriend is determined to continue with his dangerous sport. Chandler's boss is over-friendly. (S3 Ep 24) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Pierce tries to spend time with Hendrix, but his efforts backfire. Scarlett turns her charm on Aaron and David, who are ready to let out their spare room after Leo's departure. 
18:00Home and Away After a stressed-out Raffy flunks an exam, Justin takes a dangerous decision. Robbo learns who is after him and what they want, but he is not in a position to give it to them. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Premiership Rugby Cup Highlights Highlights from the first round of this year's Premiership Rugby Cup. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00Traffic Cops Documentary series. Being a Traffic Cop isn't just about booking motorists - this episode sees North Yorkshire's finest handling cases of sex offences and people trafficking. (S3 Ep 5) 
21:00New: Coca-Cola Vs Pepsi: Cola... ...Wars. Documentary. The ongoing battle between these two soft drink brands has been raging for decades. This film explores how both grew from humble origins to billion-dollar beverages. 
22:00New: It's Your Fault I'm Fat Transformative reality series. 14-year-old Libby weighs north of 22 stone, and believes her mum is embarrassed by her size, which pushes Libby toward comfort eating. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05Woman With The World's Biggest... ...Hips. Documentary featuring four women who are big and proud, including Mikel with eight-feet-wide hips, plus-size model Claudia and Denise who sells clips of her curves to adoring men. [SL] 
00:05My Dad the Paedophile Documentary. Natasha, Emily and Maya give poignant first-hand accounts of their childhoods and how they have created new lives following years of abuse by their dads. 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. While Gordon finds himself following a trail of clues left by a new villain, the Penguin makes an unexpected discovery. (S2 Ep 15) 
04:00NCIS Ignition US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. McGee takes the lead when a navy test pilot is found dead wearing an experimental jet pack. (S7 Ep 11) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. A three-bedroom house in Colchester, Essex needs some toning down on the colours front. [SL] (S4 Ep 10) 
05:10Great Artists Series which looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. This edition focuses on Michelangelo, creator of the Sistine Chapel ceiling murals. (S1 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 11) 
06:00Peppa Pig Gym Class Pig tales. Madame Gazelle takes the children to Grampy Rabbit's gym class, where they learn how to be real explorers. (S3 Ep 47)