This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Sunday, February 18 2018

06:00Little Princess I Want to Whistle Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the much-loved children's picture books. Little Princess discovers that everyone in the kingdom can whistle except her. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:10Wissper Animation. Wissper is called in to help Francois, who won't join in the Flamingo Flamenco. Can Monty the Meerkat help him find his dancing feathers? (S1 Ep 34) 
06:20Mr Men Farm Animation. Chaos is not far away when Mr Scatterbrain and Mr Tickle try to milk a cow, while Mr Nervous is quivering in the chicken coop. (S1 Ep 42) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Pick Your Own Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey challenges his friend to a fruit-picking competition. Who will pick the most fruit? (S2 Ep 4) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. A litter of golden doodles have turned four weeks old and are testing out their newly-developed vision by escaping their box basket. (S3 Ep 4) 
06:40Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. It's a Swap Market day, so Mofy picks some strawberries to exchange for presents for her friends. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:45Simon Animated children's series about an engaging but headstrong young rabbit. Simon is reluctant to embark on his first swimming lesson. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:50Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard are looking forward to a visit from their cousin Benjamin, but when he arrives he shows no interest in playing with them. (S1 Ep 34) 
06:55Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park Animated series about a lovable little pig. To celebrate Freddy Fox's birthday, the children go on a trip to a Dinosaur Park. (S4 Ep 16) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pup and the Very Big Baby CGI animated series. There's a beached baby whale in Adventure Bay! Can the Paw Patrol work together to reunite it with its mother? (S1 Ep 4) 
07:15Thomas and Friends Thomas' Tall Friend: Railway adventures. All kinds of shenanigans ensue when Thomas is called upon to deliver a giraffe to the Sodor Wildlife Centre. (S14 Ep 1) 
07:25Fireman Sam CGI animation. Mandy decides to make a movie. Sarah is so convincing at screaming for help that Charlie rushes to her rescue! (S6 Ep 5) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Olly the Cat Animated series featuring the adventures of a little white van called Olly and his driver Stan. Olly and Stan find some children trying to coax a cat down from a tree. (S1 Ep 34) 
07:50Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. Zeg the dinosaur truck accidentally changes his worn-out tyres for a set of super-bouncy ones. Can Blaze and AJ find something sticky to stop him bouncing? (S1 Ep 12) 
08:15PAW Patrol Pups and the Kitty-tastrophe CGI animated series. Ryder and the Paw Patrol rescue a lost kitty from the bay, but who will save them from all the mayhem that she causes? (S1 Ep 5) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When Clod enters Castlehaven's horse-only talent show, his yodelling causes an avalanche and a giant snowball heads straight for the kingdom! (Ep 22) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The Pirates and the Ninjas line up for their annual tug-of-war contest in Daredale, but someone has cut the rope! (S1 Ep 23) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Impish animation. Snobby King and Queen Marigold are coming to visit the Little Kingdom, so Holly and her parents enlist the elf band to impress them. (S1 Ep 29) 
09:20Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. The girls meet a Lightning Genie and help him catch his bolt. (S2 Ep 15) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about Digby, a budding dragon in training who is is always ready to tackle the next big adventure with energy and enthusiasm. (S1 Ep 41) 
09:50Peppa Pig Bedtime Story Animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy Pig reads Peppa and George a bedtime story. Later George wakes up again, so Peppa has to make up another story. (S4 Ep 17) 
09:55Peppa Pig Lost Keys Animated series about a lovable little pig. After a family trip to a mountain beauty spot, Daddy Pig loses the car keys down a drain. (S4 Ep 18) 
10:00Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures with the heroes in a half-shell. The Turtles are transported to an alternate dimension where they meet the rabbit samurai, Miyamoto Usagi. (S5 Ep 7) 
10:35Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
11:25Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 
12:00Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring household pets doing the craziest things. (S2 Ep 12) 
12:30Justin and the Knights of Valour Film Animation. Jasper lives in a kingdom of bureaucrats. But his dream is to become a Knight of Valour like his Grandfather, and he sets out on a quest to make his dream come true. (2013) 
14:15P.S. I Love You Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler. A widow tries to come to terms with her husband's death by following ten instructions he has left for her. (2007) 
16:45Something's Gotta Give Film A swinger on the cusp of being a senior citizen with a taste for young women falls in love with an accomplished woman closer to his age. 
17:455 News Update National and international news. 
17:50Something's Gotta Give Film A swinger on the cusp of being a senior citizen with a taste for young women falls in love with an accomplished woman closer to his age. 
19:105 News Weekend National and international news. 
19:15Greatest Celebrity Wind-Ups Ever! Highlights include Ant and Dec giving James Corden one of the worst days of his life, and Noel Edmonds staging the most unforgettable 'Gotcha' on an unsuspecting Lionel Blair. 
20:00New: Dumb Daredevils:.. ...Caught In The Act. Comedy clip show hosted by Iain Lee. Berks on bikes, daring yet failed experiments, pathetic parkour bone-jarring jumps and some distinctly undignified proposals... (S3 Ep 2) 
21:00New: When Comedy Goes Horribly... ...Wrong. Clips show with Julian Clary, revealing the moments when laughter turns to tears. Commentary by Arthur Smith, Ruth Madoc, Hattie Hayridge and more. 
00:00Bette Midler: By Her Friends Documentary about one of the nation's greatest comic performers. Celebrity friends and fans pay homage to the Divine Miss M and her extraordinary Hollywood career. (Ep 5) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Cowboy Builders Property development reality series. The team visit Barry in south Wales, where Steven needs to transform his bachelor pad into a home fit for his girlfriend. (S11 Ep 13) 
04:00The Railways That Built Britain... ...With Chris Tarrant. Documentary series. The story of the dying days of steam and how the railways came back to life with an extensive modernisation plan. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. [SL] (S4 Ep 8) 
05:10Divine Designs Documentary series. Paul Binski looks at the changes in church art from the crudeness of the 14th century to the sophisticated style of the 15th. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 9) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Bernie the hermit crab offers to find his friend Bernadette a new home because her shell has become too tight. However, he soon runs into trouble. (S2 Ep 37)