This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, December 14 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa and her family go on holiday in a special van. (S3 Ep 5) 
06:05Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa's bike gets a flat tyre that needs mending, Peppa and her friends have fun riding their imaginary bikes and jumping in pretend muddy puddles! (S5 Ep 5) 
06:10New: The Day Henry Met 2D-animation. A Letter misses the postman on his first trip out into the big wild world, so Henry becomes a postman and sets out to deliver it himself. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston's Birthday Animated children's series. In this episode, poor Gaston the ladybird has never had a birthday party! But that changes when King Thistle finds out. (S2 Ep 50) 
06:30Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Barley the Newfoundland puppy is training to be a water rescue dog. We follow her as she heads out in open water. (S2 Ep 5) 
06:35Wissper CGI-animation. Dan the panda wants to sing, but his voice is rather high and squeaky, so Wissper asks Otis the oxpecker and Gertie the giraffe for help. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The banner for the Revs' Air Show has disappeared! Could someone be trying to spoil the show? Noddy investigates... (S2 Ep 10) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animated escapades with the famous little blue engine. The Fat Controller sends Thomas to the docks to collect a very important Christmas parcel. (S19 Ep 12) 
07:05Fireman Sam Animation. Mike builds an ice rink so that the children can play ice hockey, but Norman's skating aid topples the floodlights and causes a fire. (S10 Ep 24) 
07:15Shane the Chef Animation. For Mama Polenta and Alf's wedding anniversary, Shane is cooking curry and rice, Alf's favourite! But Mario's pet hamster has eaten all the rice. (S1 Ep 25) 
07:35Peppa Pig Santa's Grotto Pig tales. Peppa and George pay a visit to Father Christmas. Peppa asks for a very special doll as a present, but will Santa be able to deliver it to her? (S3 Ep 38) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. George enjoys seeing his reflection in the mirror so much that he and Peppa try to find other shiny things to see themselves in. (S4 Ep 40) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Giants in the Meadow Preschool animation. Lucy's dad is digging up the meadow and the Little Kingdom is in danger. How can they stop him without being discovered? (S2 Ep 1) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pup, Pup and Away CGI animated series.When Mayor Goodway accidentally takes off in a hot air balloon, Ryder and the Paw Patrol make a dramatic attempt to rescue her. (S1 Ep 10) 
08:25Floogals Animation. The Floogals investigate what a tree is doing in the house and end up trapped among the branches as the Hoomans decorate it ready for Christmas. (S2 Ep 52) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animated series. Chips always wins the annual Great Nut Hunt. But when Grizel finds the map showing where all the hidden nuts are, she joins in the game too. (S1 Ep 10) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies and their human best friend. Leah and the genies meet a mermaid and explore her underwater world. (S2 Ep 6) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Mouriatti the Irish wolfhound barks goodbye to his litter mates, as he meets his new owner and settles in his new home. (S1 Ep 10) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:10Rock and Roll Christmas Film Festive romance starring Hannah Barefoot and Evan Gamble. A country singer finds love when she collaborates with a former pop star on a Christmas project. (2018) 
12:45Neighbours Toadie gets a message from Willow, but is it too late? Piper discovers that Toadie's mysterious client is Leo and cannot resist the urge to peek into some confidential files. 
13:20A Christmas To Remember Film Romance starring Mira Sorvino and Cameron Mathison. An unpleasant TV star loses her memory in a car accident and is taken in by a good samaritan. (2016) 
15:00A Very Country Christmas Film Romance starring Greyston Holt and Bea Santos. A country singer returns to his home town to escape the press and has a chance encounter with a single mum. (2017) 
16:455 News National and international news. 
17:00Friends Phoebe holds the key to the best-tasting cookies ever, which drives chef Monica crazy. Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7 Ep 3) 
17:30Friends Given the chance to employ her own assistant, Rachel overlooks more able candidates in favour of an attractive man. (S7 Ep 4) 
18:00Neighbours Toadie gets a message from Willow, but is it too late? Piper discovers that Toadie's mysterious client is Leo and cannot resist the urge to peek into some confidential files. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00New: The Gadget Show Action-packed tech consumer series hosted by Craig Charles. The team turn a house into a smart home, and Eddie the Eagle straps on the latest snow tech. (S28 Ep 11) 
20:00New: Britain by Boat: 2 Grumpy... Travelogue series. Michael and John are entirely on their own as they set sail from Falmouth. In sole charge of the Bonaventure, can they make it safely to Brixham? (S1 Ep 4) 
21:00New: Eamonn & Ruth Do Vegas Documentary series. Eamonn and Ruth hit Vegas, where they see why Prince Harry chose the Wynn Hotel for his wild weekend, and learn blackjack from a $15m winner. 
22:55When Magic Goes Horribly Wrong Entertaining documentary looking at the sometimes funny, often dramatic, and sometimes even deadly consequences when magic tricks fail. 
23:50Lip Sync: Eastenders Christmas... ...Special. Hosted by Mel B and Professor Green, a special of the smash hit series which has celebrities lip-syncing to songs. Soap icons Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace perform Christmas classics. 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10OAPs Behaving Badly: Frisky... ...Over Sixty: Brand new documentary series. This episode features 75-year-old Leapy Lee who moved to Mallorca 30 years ago after a brush with fame and still behaves like a rock star. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:00Secret Sex Fantasies Series in which experts interpret people's sexual fantasies. (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann comes to the aid of a semi-detached house in Darlington. [SL] (S5 Ep 9) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Can its past history explain one young couple's unsettling night-time experiences? [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig School Camp Animation. Peppa and her friends go camping with their teacher. After pitching their tents and collecting sticks, they all sing a song around the campfire. (S2 Ep 45)