This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, January 23 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Grandpa At The Playground Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa and George to the playground, but does not understand the children's rules. (S3 Ep 22) 
06:05Peppa Pig Goldie The Fish Pig tales. Goldie the fish does not look happy and is not eating her food, so Peppa, George and Mummy Pig take her on a bus trip to visit Dr Hamster the vet. (S3 Ep 23) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D-animation. Panda is expecting her cousin, but there has been a mix-up at the zoo. So Henry becomes a zookeeper to look for Panda's real cousin. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Peanut is a tiny girl kitten and her big bruiser brothers push her out of the way at dinner time. Will she be brave enough to fight for her place? (S1 Ep 3) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston's Birthday Animated children's series. In this episode, poor Gaston the ladybird has never had a birthday party! But that changes when King Thistle finds out. (S2 Ep 50) 
06:35New: Wissper Animation. Samson Lion is running around and preventing Gertie and Otis from getting any rest, so Wissper gets Dan Panda to teach him tai chi to calm him down. (S2 Ep 23) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective Everyone has come to watch Smartysaurus latest experiment in which she attempts to make a rainbow! But something goes wrong. (S1 Ep 26) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animated series. Stephen, the oldest and slowest engine on Sodor, becomes a hero when he notices that the suspension bridge is damaged. (S20 Ep 1) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Shane learns the cha cha cha for a Latin American dinner dance. But when the town hall roof collapses, he has to improvise to save the night. (S1 Ep 12) 
07:20Peppa Pig Pretend Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Suzy Sheep has come to play with Peppa, and has made up a pretend friend called 'Leo Lion'. (S2 Ep 27) 
07:30Peppa Pig Painting Animated series. Peppa, George and Daddy are in the garden painting a picture of a cherry tree when the ducks run through the paint and all over their masterpiece. (S2 Ep 28) 
07:35New: Top Wing Animation. Penny's friend Salty doesn't love crowds, but when Penny gets trapped rescuing his old boat, Salty has to get Team Top Wing to help! (S1 Ep 14) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. Mayor Humdinger steals Adventure Bay's ferris wheel... (S4 Ep 13) 
08:05New: Digby Dragon CGI animation. Chips makes a statue of Digby for a gift, but Digby thinks that it is really ugly and tries to get rid of it. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals find themselves going along for the ride when the Hoomans go on a holiday in a camper van. What is this strange, shrunken, moving house? (S2 Ep 12) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Giants in the Meadow Preschool animation. Lucy's dad is digging up the meadow and the Little Kingdom is in danger. How can they stop him without being discovered? (S2 Ep 1) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah babysits the rambunctious pets while Shimmer and Shine secretly build them a new, fun bedroom. (S2 Ep 26) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Axel is living with his guide dog trainer and tackling some difficult tests. Will he be distracted in the supermarket by all the yummy food on display? (S1 Ep 13) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. A furious landlord discovers his tenant has been sub-letting his London flat, and squatters with a baby are given two weeks to find somewhere new to live. (S4 Ep 6) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The doctors of Balham Park Surgery treat patients with heart concerns, including a man whose father has a rare genetic condition. (S3 Ep 38) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Chelsea and Dean arrange to visit Karen, and Colby insists on playing his part. Willow wants to help Dean, and is angry that Justin has put her in an impossible position. 
13:45Neighbours Piper notices that there is still a spark between Paul and Terese and takes action. David and Valerie Grundy's sister argue over custody of Reggie. Ned tries to make amends to Bea. 
14:15Killer Assistant Film Thriller starring Arianne Zucker and Brando Eaton. When a magazine editor takes on a new assistant, his plotting threatens to ruin her perfect life. (2016) 
16:00Friends After 47 hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8 Ep 24) 
16:30Friends Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but is unable to get a moment alone with her. (S9 Ep 1) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Piper notices that there is still a spark between Paul and Terese and takes action. David and Valerie Grundy's sister argue over custody of Reggie. Ned tries to make amends to Bea. 
18:00Home and Away Chelsea and Dean arrange to visit Karen, and Colby insists on playing his part. Willow wants to help Dean, and is angry that Justin has put her in an impossible position. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Police Interceptors Reality series. The interceptors are in pursuit of a roadworks wrecker, a 17-year-old robbery suspect, and a drink driver who doesn't understand the word 'blow'. (S15 Ep 10) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Patients include a tiny girl who has been having seizures in her cot at night, a man with a mysterious rash and a teenager who wants to get rid of her acne. (S6 Ep 14) 
21:00New: Red Arrows: Kings Of The Sky Documentary series. The new team attempt the most daunting manoeuvre of all - rollbacks - and undergo their annual sea survival training. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00Hitler's Holocaust Railways... ...With Chris Tarrant. Traveling from Nuremberg to Auschwitz, Chris Tarrant explores the darkest chapter in the history of the railways - their role in the Nazi Holocaust of WWII. (S4 Ep 5) 
23:30The Murder Of Tia Sharp:.. ...My Daughter. Documentary looking at the 2012 killing of 12-year-old Tia Sharpe. Featuring interviews with Tia's father, and the detective who led the case. 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access Entertainment Round Up. 
03:10Violent Child, Desperate Parents Pioneering behavioural therapist Mandy Saligari takes on some of the UK's most violent and difficult children. (S2 Ep 3) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story of the Humber Bridge, including its ground-breaking construction and how it changed the lives of the local people. (S1 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Interior designer Ann Maurice revisits some of her most striking transformations of kitchens and dining rooms. [SL] (S3 Ep 7) 
05:10Divine Designs In his series on religious art and artefacts, Paul Binski looks at the two great rival cathedrals of England - York and Canterbury. (S2 Ep 3) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:00Peppa Pig Funfair Pig tales. Peppa and her family head off for an exciting time at the funfair. Mummy Pig tries to win a giant teddy for Peppa. (S3 Ep 24)