This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, October 15 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Lee and Sioux are rolling down the hill. Mofy has never played before and is scared her friends might laugh at her. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:05Peppa Pig Princess Peppa Pig tales. Granny and Grandpa Pig come for a dinner party with Mummy and Daddy Pig. Peppa and George are too tired to go to bed, until they are told a story. (S3 Ep 14) 
06:10Peppa Pig Teddy Playgroup Pig tales. Peppa brings home a teddy from playgroup to look after, but she is worried that he will not have a very exciting time. (S3 Ep 15) 
06:15Peppa Pig George's Racing Car Popular animated series. It's a beautiful day, but Peppa, George and Grandpa Pig are sitting inside watching the motor racing on the television! (S4 Ep 32) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. Dad's much-anticipated home rocket launch turns out to be a damp squib. Luo Bao Bei is incredibly disappointed - she has been so looking forward to it... (S1 Ep 42) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Corgi puppy Ace is training to be a show dog. Does he have what it takes to be top dog? (S1 Ep 11) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Little Honey Bear climbs too high and gets stuck. Not even Gertie the giraffe can reach her - until the beavers spot Gertie's very long tongue. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who spread slippery stuff on the stage, or Pat-Pat won't be able to give her baton-twirling display. (S1 Ep 10) 
07:00Thomas & Friends Animation. Thomas is in China, where he gets into trouble while racing with Hong-Mei, another blue tank engine and the number one engine on the Chinese Railway. (S22 Ep 1) 
07:10Fireman Sam Mike's Rocket Mike has built a rocket and is preparing to launch it. Norman has become fascinated by Mike's project and wants to build and launch one of his own! (S7 Ep 25) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated series about healthy eating. Shane agrees to take part in a sponsored run to raise money for a donkey sanctuary but doesn't realise how much training is needed. (S1 Ep 7) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy and Daddy Pig have lots of fun helping Peppa make her school project, if only they could find the glitter... (S5 Ep 12) 
07:45Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series. When the Police visit the school, officers Panda and Squirrel teach Peppa and her friends all about bicycle safety. (S5 Ep 13) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Chicken's Ride West Animation. In this episode, so that the King can have eggs whenever he likes, the elves decide to give him some chickens from the Elf Farm. (S2 Ep 46) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. It's the day of the annual Mayor's Race and Mayor Humdinger is planning his most devious scheme to cheat yet. (S4 Ep 5) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Fleeker is accidentally taken to the Hooman neighbour's house, where he finds a big glass tank of water and a strange swimming creature, which he adopts. (S2 Ep 21) 
08:40New: Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training and their human friends. When Leah wishes to be a genie for the day, Zeta uses magic to get Leah to grant her wishes. (S3 Ep 7) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Royal Picnic Impish animation. Holly accidentally breaks her mum's special new teapot. Can Ben help her repair it? (S1 Ep 52) 
09:05Peppa Pig The Playgroup Animated series about a little pig. George is joining Peppa at her playgroup but she doesn't really want him there - until her friends decide that George is brilliant. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15The Gadget Show Action-packed tech consumer series hosted by Craig Charles. Jon travels to a safari park to test three compact cameras which promise a long zoom in a short body. (S28 Ep 2) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Recruited US crime drama series. When a recruitment session of a petty officer results in murder, the NCIS team sets out to find the culprit by teaming up with Ducky's predecessor. (S8 Ep 12) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Willow and Dean avoid a jail sentence, but are given Community Service orders. Jasmine is jealous when Robbo and Tori announce that they are off to the city for a few days. 
13:45Neighbours Aaron and Mark visit Cassius in prison to warn him off Piper. The Brennans learn that Tyler is on his way home. Amy tells Rob that she has given Gary the money. 
14:15Nightmare From The Past Film Crime thriller starring Ashley Scott and Louis Mandylor. After serving twenty years for murder, a member of a high-school gang seeks what he believes should be his. (2015) 
16:00Friends When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide that they should remain friends - with dire results. (S3 Ep 13) 
16:30Friends Phoebe's former singing partner wants to make a hit of her signature song, Smelly Cat. Chandler dates a beautiful woman with a prosthetic leg. (S3 Ep 14) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Aaron and Mark visit Cassius in prison to warn him off Piper. The Brennans learn that Tyler is on his way home. Amy tells Rob that she has given Gary the money. 
18:00Home and Away Willow and Dean avoid a jail sentence, but are given Community Service orders. Jasmine is jealous when Robbo and Tori announce that they are off to the city for a few days. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Sinkholes: Swallowed Whole Documentary series looking at one of the most destructive forces known to man. (S2 Ep 2) 
20:00Traffic Cops: Motorbike Mayhem Documentary series. Cops chase a 15-year-old in a stolen Audi at 140mph down the M62, and discover a boot full of stolen goods at the scene of a serious traffic accident. (S4 Ep 8) 
21:00Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. Weekend works at Acton have overrun, a lorry rips the safety barriers off a level crossing as it runs the lights, and 'the flying banana' trails for defects. (S3 Ep 5) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:00Furious & Funny: Caught On Camera Last in the series. Iain Lee takes a hilarious look at the most extraordinary bust-ups caught on camera. Pensioners, clowns and even a ghost flip out in scenes from social media and CCTV. (Ep 8) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Canada: A Year in the Wild Documentary series. Canada is in the grip of snow and ice, and animals are struggling. But while some animals hunker down, others have babies to raise. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. Don your oven mitts for some kitchen nightmares even Ramsay couldn't fix. Plus hilarious horseplay, fishing for kittens, and the Stars of the Week. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S1 Ep 6) 
05:10House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Julie wants to sell her four-bedroom semi in Sandhurst. (S6 Ep 12) 
05:35Divine Designs Paul Binski presents the series examining fascinating artefacts and works of religious art. He visits a Greek Orthodox church in the heart of London. (S2 Ep 14) 
06:00Mofy Animation. Kerry is having a pyjama party! Mofy invites the squirrels, but Lee is too busy cleaning the nest and so Sioux experiences his first sleepover without him. (S1 Ep 31)