This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, April 18 2019

06:00Peppa Pig The Train Ride Pig tales. Madame Gazelle takes Peppa and her friends on a train ride, where they must tick off what they see on their activity sheets. (S3 Ep 18) 
06:05Peppa Pig Granny Pig's Chickens Pig tales. Granny Pig shows Peppa and George her poultry. Elsewhere, something has been eating Grandpa Pig's lettuces. (S1 Ep 36) 
06:10Meet The Hedgehogs Factual children's series about hedgehogs. Steve Backshall and a team of experts discover what hedgehogs get up to in the dark after the sun sets. 
06:15Wissper Animation. Alanna Llama decides that she wants to be a camel. Wissper gives her stilts for extra height and makes her a hump, then calls on Colin Camel for help. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy's excitedly looking forward to his first ever go at driving Train, but Revs starts playing up and won't listen when Noddy asks him to stop. Why is Revs not listening? (S2 Ep 5) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Moose takes a group of kids into the mountains and sets about building a giant bear out of sticks and twigs. However, he sets the tent on fire. (S10 Ep 14) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. Thomas takes a shortcut via a low bridge, knocking the water wheel he is carrying off his flatbed and sends it rolling across the Chinese countryside! (S22 Ep 15) 
07:05Shane The Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Maggie needs to get the windmill working again so that she can make her own bread. (S1 Ep 35) 
07:15Peppa Pig Children's Fete Popular animated series. The school roof has a leak again, so the children organise a fete to raise money for a new roof. (S4 Ep 30) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Daddy Pig causes chaos when he improves Rebecca and Richard Rabbit's marble run game and the marble rolls into the lounge. (S6 Ep 11) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Rod proves that he's "a rooster, not a chicken" when he finds a cute little bear cub lost in Haunted Cave. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animated series about a pack of brave and resourceful puppies. Daring Danny X takes his horse off the trail and ends up on a wild ride! (S4 Ep 37) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon. Digby is having a clear-out, but gets upset when Chips gives his old lava lamp to Grizel, who refuses to return it. (S2 Ep 19) 
08:20Little Princess Please Don't Go Regal larks. When a flock of unfriendly geese drive Admiral from his pond, Little Princess sets about finding a new role for him in the castle. (S3 Ep 15) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When Zac uses a wish to bring his dog to Zahramay Falls, the genies mistake Rocket for a monster! (S3 Ep 9) 
08:55Floogals Animation. The Floogals find a train set laid out in the attic. But when Boomer can't resist touching the controls, they end up on a runaway train adventure... (S2 Ep 34) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. Sunny Bunnies try to be painters for one day at the museum. They find it is a lot easier when Hopper discovers a magic brush. (S1 Ep 20) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series. A serious five-car crash requires an airlift to hospital for the worst-hit driver. An un-MOT'd car flees cops at 100mph. 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Ziggy plans to start a family, but Brody has decided to end his marriage. Maggie and Simone try to persuade Raffy not to give up. Alf wonders why Martha wants to contact Roo. 
13:45Neighbours At Finn's hearing. Bea changes her evidence, agreeing that Finn is a changed man. Elly is shocked to discover in court that the father of her unborn baby is Finn's brother Shaun. 
14:20Sinister Stepmother Film Drama.Sstarring Annie Wersching and Kimberley Crossman. A recent divorcee learns that her ex-husband has suddenly remarried a much younger woman with a dark past. (2017) 
16:00Friends Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. No one is impressed by Ross's attempts to play the keyboard. (S4 Ep 7) 
16:30Friends Monica is surprised to find herself attracted to the son of her ex-boyfriend. (S4 Ep 8) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours At Finn's hearing. Bea changes her evidence, agreeing that Finn is a changed man. Elly is shocked to discover in court that the father of her unborn baby is Finn's brother Shaun. 
18:00Home and Away Ziggy plans to start a family, but Brody has decided to end his marriage. Maggie and Simone try to persuade Raffy not to give up. Alf wonders why Martha wants to contact Roo. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Secrets Of The National Trust... ...With Alan Titchmarsh. History series. Alan visits Castle Ward, the setting of Winterfell in Game of Thrones, and learns why the house was designed in two completely different styles. (S2 Ep 6) 
20:00New: Easter Bargains-Shop Smart:.. ...Save Money. Consumer show with top money saving tips presented by Fiona Phillips and Gaby Roslin. The Family of the Week serve up an Easter lunch that doesn't break the bank. (S3 Ep 1) 
21:00New: The Gypsies Next Door Series about Gypsies fighting to keep their traditions alive, and residents fighting to ban Travellers' encampments. Arthur has had enough of travellers' mess, and seeks answers. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00The Comeback Of Ant McPartlin Documentary. After being in one of the most successful TV duos of all time, and then enduring a very public fall from grace, this film charts how Ant's career has been salvaged. 
23:05Broke Britain: Got Talent? Documentary series. Some people believe that fame is just around the corner, and they have every intention of staying on benefits until that opportunity comes knocking. (S1 Ep 4) 
00:05Britain's Flashiest Families Documentary featuring excessive spenders. Leanne has spent tens of thousands of pounds on her maltese terrier, and the Peri family spoil their children with their own beach resort. (S2 Ep 1) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access Entertainment round up. 
03:10Wentworth Prison Drama series. Vera and Ferguson battle for control of the prison using Bea and Kaz as pawns. Bea forces the women to vote on whether they still want a top dog. (S4 Ep 7) 
04:00Cruising With Jane McDonald Ocean-bound travelogue. On her smallest ever cruise, Jane visits the puffin-packed Treshnish Islands, and Fingal's Cave on Staffa, which inspired Mendelssohn's Hebrides Overture. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
05:00Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The Dutch painter Vermeer who today is considered as great a talent as Rembrandt. (S1 Ep 12) 
05:25Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 5) 
05:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
06:00Peppa Pig Talent Day Pig tales. It is Talent Day at Peppa's playgroup. Madame Gazelle wants everyone to show the class their special talent. (S3 Ep 20)