This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, March 28 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona and Baba are at owl school, and Baba is so impressed with their skills that he wants to be an owl too. (S2 Ep 25) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. When Alma reveals that she believes in fairies and has made a small house for them, the friends go the Enchanted Woods. But will they find a fairy? (S2 Ep 39) 
06:20Simon Animation. It's time for Simon and Gaspard's annual vaccination and the boys are nervous, so the doctor makes Simon his assistant. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who spread slippery stuff on the stage, or Pat-Pat won't be able to give her baton-twirling display. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:35Fireman Sam Model Plane Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Norman persuades James to fly his new model plane at the mountain rescue centre. (S7 Ep 21) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Bust My Buffers Train fun. When Gordon the grand engine's buffer falls off in an accident, he is horrified to be offered a yellow-and-black diesel one while his own is mended. (S16 Ep 9) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Axel is living with his guide dog trainer and tackling some difficult tests. Will he be distracted in the supermarket by all the yummy food on display? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:05Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah babysits the rambunctious pets while Shimmer and Shine secretly build them a new, fun bedroom. (S2 Ep 26) 
07:20Paw Patrol Animation. Farmer Al and Farmer Yumi are getting married! Farmer Yumi's barn is being decorated for the big day, but a big storm is on its way... (S2 Ep 10) 
07:35Peppa Pig Chloe's Puppet Show Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family visit Uncle Pig, Aunty Pig and Cousin Chloe. Chloe has a new puppet theatre. (S1 Ep 41) 
07:45Peppa Pig Danny's Pirate Party Pig tales. It is Danny Dog's birthday. With the help of Grandad Dog and Grandpa Pig, the children take part in a pirate treasure hunt. (S3 Ep 16) 
07:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Jolly's Riding Club Animation. The children go on a snail trek with Miss Jolly. All goes well until the snails head straight toward the elf farm and Mr Elf's cabbages... (S2 Ep 28) 
08:05Paw Patrol Animated series about a pack of heroic puppies. Ryder and the Paw Patrol heads to the jungle to help their friend Carlos find his lost parrot Mateo. (S2 Ep 15) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals notice that the Hoomans' dog Scruffy gets excited when Dad Hooman picks up the leash and think it's a magical device that makes you happy. (S1 Ep 39) 
08:35Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Someone is stealing things in the middle of the night, so the gang have a sleepover at Fizzy's in the hope of identifying the culprit. (S1 Ep 31) 
08:55Rusty Rivets Animated series about a young engineer. Rusty helps Ranger Anna move a gi-normous sick fish from the lake to the Nature Park for treatment. (Ep 22) 
09:05Mofy Animation. The forest friends are watching shooting stars when they see two shiny eyes in the wood. Has the mysterious creature called Gudru awakened? (S3 Ep 4) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents face violent debtors and multiple evictions on the same estate. (S3 Ep 2) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Cases include Alan whose drug use led to dramatic weight loss and Amy who has spent 10k on private doctors in an attempt to lose weight. 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away: Buried Alive Robbo goes into a catatonic state after discovering an old photo. Alf reveals a secret that he has kept for decades. Ben tells his family that Maggie has cancer. 
13:45Neighbours Chloe soon justifies her reputation as a troublemaker. Susan returns home, but remains distant from Karl. Holly steals some medical records from the hospital, hoping to help Karl. 
14:15NCIS: Catching A Serial Killer Hide and Seek Crime Series. When a young boy finds a murder weapon, the team must trace ownership of the gun to find who used it last and who was murdered. (S6 Ep 19) 
15:15My Daughter Must Live Film Drama starring Joelle Carter and Madeleine Martin. When seeking a liver donor for her daughter, Meghan learns her husband is not the girl's biological father. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Chloe soon justifies her reputation as a troublemaker. Susan returns home, but remains distant from Karl. Holly steals some medical records from the hospital, hoping to help Karl. 
18:00Home and Away: Buried Alive Robbo goes into a catatonic state after discovering an old photo. Alf reveals a secret that he has kept for decades. Ben tells his family that Maggie has cancer. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00King Tut's Treasure Secrets Documentary exploring the treasures found in Tutankhamun's tomb. A look at the most spectacular objects, including a ceremonial dagger made of iron which was forged from a meteorite. 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The pitfalls of exercise are exposed, with the doctors attending to a bodybuilder who has sustained a barbell injury, and a bowls fiend with severe wrist pain. (S5 Ep 35) 
21:00New: Grenfell Tower: Minute By... ...Minute. Documentary in which survivors of the Grenfell Tower tragedy give compelling first-hand testimony of the events. 
22:00New: Social Housing, Social... ...Cleansing. Documentary exploring the story behind the neglect, demolition and regeneration of council estates in the UK over the past 30 years. 
23:05Under Siege Film Seagoing action adventure starring Steven Seagal and Tommy Lee Jones. Terrorists trying to steal the nuclear weapons of a battleship have to deal with an ex-Navy SEAL in the crew. (1992) 
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03:10Secrets Of The National Trust... ...With Alan Titchmarsh. History series. Alan visits Cragside in Northumberland, home of the Victorian industrialist Lord William Armstrong and filled with his inventions. (S2 Ep 5) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell explores the story of the Tyne Bridge, its role in keeping skills alive during the 1920s recession, and its connection to Sydney. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a house in Ashover Hay in Derbyshire. [SL] (S3 Ep 18) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. Raphael was a favourite of the papal court with his many studies of the Madonna. (S1 Ep 5) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 11) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. It's a hot day and everyone is struggling to stay cool. Baba finds some of Flynne's fur, and Oona wonders what is causing her to lose it - she must need help. (S2 Ep 26)