This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, October 1 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Darren is planning a grand gesture for Nancy. Breda is feeling taken for granted by Leela. It's Sienna's trial; she is released and greeted by Nancy, who needs her help. 
06:30Hollyoaks Brody is trying his best to woo Liberty again. A reformed Sienna asks Sally if she could be a trainee teacher at Hollyoaks High. Hunter is horrified to find out that Mac is back. 
07:002 Broke Girls And the Emergency Contractor The girls return from their road trip and Caroline takes a shine to Bobby, the building contractor renovating the dessert bar. (S6 Ep14/22) 
07:302 Broke Girls And the Turtle Sense Caroline is excited about going on her first date with Bobby but she worries about leaving Max in charge of the dessert bar on her own. (S6 Ep15/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy One Night Stand-Off Ben and Riley compete with each other playing a game in a bar - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Danny makes an investment. (S4 Ep13/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Lowering the Bars Bonnie thinks Danny and Ben buying the bar is a bad idea and uses underhand tactics to wreck their plan. Riley represents Tucker in court. (S4 Ep14/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Independence Day Mel feels it's a good idea for her and Joe to explore their new relationship slowly, but he takes things too far when he gets another job and moves out. (S4 Ep2/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey The New Deal Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents him from spending any quality time with her, so she sneaks over to see him at work. (S4 Ep3/21) 
10:00Young & Hungry Young & Earthquake Gabi takes Sofia to a psychic to get an idea of what the future holds and they are astonished when she accurately predicts an earthquake. (S2 Ep13/21) 
10:30Young & Hungry Young & Trashy Gabi gives Josh a shirt from a charity shop to celebrate the release of his company's first new app in a year and it becomes his lucky charm. (S2 Ep14/21) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother False Positive There's chaos at Christmas when Marshall and Lily have a positive result on a pregnancy test, Robin chooses between two jobs, and Barney wants a diamond suit. (S6 Ep12/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Last Words It's the day of Marshall's father's funeral. Marshall is upset when he remembers that the last piece of advice his dad gave him was to watch Crocodile Dundee III. (S6 Ep14/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle-Linetti Wedding As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Peralta Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Ornithophobia Diffusion Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Catch & Release Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Born to Run Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy The Tuck Stops Here Thinking Tucker needs to stand up for himself with his boss Mary, Ben films her berating Tucker to show how badly he's being treated. (S5 Ep4/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Dating Game Tucker finds Zoey snooping around his apartment and assumes she is there for him, so he takes it upon himself to ask her out. (S5 Ep5/20) 
16:00New Girl Pilot US comedy starring Zooey Deschanel. Jess Day moves in with three single men after she discovers that her long-term boyfriend has been cheating on her. (S1 Ep1/24) 
16:30New Girl Kryptonite Coach moves out and Winston, who's been on a two-year job as a basketball coach in Latvia, returns to the flat. Jess gets her belongings back from her ex-boyfriend. (S1 Ep2/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Oolong Slayer Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween III The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Weekend Vortex Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a video game marathon. (S5 Ep19/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Transporter Malfunction Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Romeo freezes when he comes face to face with his dad. Sienna invites Liberty to move in with her. Mac spray paints over Neeta's mural, while Damon receives a visiting order from Buster. 
19:30The Posh Frock Shop Engaged couple Didi and Charlotte both need bridal gowns for their upcoming wedding, but their budget forces them to make a tough choice over who can take home their dream dress. (Ep6) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Bachelor Party Corrosion The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3/24) 
21:00New: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash whips a dominatrix into shape, Sketch cleans up Alex's ridiculous rhyme, Alice disguises charmer Dean's brag, and Uzzi helps Rhys cover up his past desires. (S5 Ep3) 
22:00New: Super Salon Brand new series: A shock promotion sees a new manager take over. Dan gets a bad haircut. Miss England's singing causes a stir. And dozens of models roll up ready to party. (Ep3/4) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification Sheldon realises he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Zazzy Substitution The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk-buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3/24) 
00:05Naked Attraction Taking part this time around are Sapphire, who is looking for a woman, and Kieron, who will be choosing from six women in the Naked Attraction pods. (Ep4) 
01:05Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash whips a dominatrix into shape, Sketch cleans up Alex's ridiculous rhyme, Alice disguises charmer Dean's brag, and Uzzi helps Rhys cover up his past desires. (S5 Ep3) [SL] 
02:05Super Salon Brand new series: A shock promotion sees a new manager take over. Dan gets a bad haircut. Miss England's singing causes a stir. And dozens of models roll up ready to party. (Ep3/4) [SL] 
03:00Celebs Go Dating Nadia confronts Gemma about Arg. Sam and Jade are taught new tricks in a flirting workshop. Mike fails to turn on the charm during his double date with Sam. (S4 Ep11/20) 
03:50First Dates Abroad Dating is tough at the best of times, but for Saem from Canada, who is a transgender person, it comes with a different set of challenges. How will her date with Chester go? (Ep11/14) 
04:152 Broke Girls And the Emergency Contractor The girls return from their road trip and Caroline takes a shine to Bobby, the building contractor renovating the dessert bar. (S6 Ep14/22) 
04:352 Broke Girls And the Turtle Sense Caroline is excited about going on her first date with Bobby but she worries about leaving Max in charge of the dessert bar on her own. (S6 Ep15/22) 
04:55How I Met Your Mother False Positive There's chaos at Christmas when Marshall and Lily have a positive result on a pregnancy test, Robin chooses between two jobs, and Barney wants a diamond suit. (S6 Ep12/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Brody is trying his best to woo Liberty again. A reformed Sienna asks Sally if she could be a trainee teacher at Hollyoaks High. Hunter is horrified to find out that Mac is back.