This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, October 27 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Adam panics when Darcy is nowhere to be found. Mac is unhappy about Neeta and Brody's blossoming friendship. Luke plans to win back Mandy, while Imran makes a shocking discovery. 
06:30Hollyoaks Neeta tries to hide the truth of her turbulent relationship, while Frankie is shocked when a blast from the past makes her rethink her future. 
07:00Charmed Ms. Hellfire: After an assassination attempt on the Charmed Ones takes place, Prue goes undercover disguised as the woman who was responsible, known as Ms. Hellfire. 
08:00Charmed Heartbreak City When a demon steals Cupid's ring, he uses it to end all the relationships that were ever created by the angelic matchmaker. Can the Halliwell sisters get the ring back? 
09:00Melissa & Joey Be the Bigger Person Mel launches a healthy diet campaign while running for a Senate seat, but a voter soon catches her out eating some unhealthy fast food. (S5 Ep21/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Double Happiness Mel receives unexpected news that could directly affect her run for a Senate seat. Lennox and Zander are involved in a serious car crash. (S5 Ep22/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy May the Best Friend Win While out clubbing, Ben and Tucker meet a girl called Ava. They both return with her phone number and argue over who should call her. (S1 Ep7/10) 
10:30Baby Daddy The Daddy Whisperer Ben begs to join super-mum Izzy's parenting class. When baby Emma grabs some items in a store, Bonnie and Riley are held for shoplifting. (S1 Ep8/10) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Romeward Bound The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome so that she can act as his art consultant while he lives there, but she frets about the effect on Marshall's career. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Something Old Robin is desperate to find her 'something old', which she buried in Central Park years before the wedding, and Barney bonds with Robin's father. 
12:00New Girl Jess and Julia Jess enlists Julia to help her get out of paying for a traffic ticket, but feels annoyed when Julia isn't very friendly towards her. Winston fails to woo a former date. 
12:30New Girl Valentine's Day Desperate not to be alone on Valentine's Day, Jess goes hunting for a man on a night out with Schmidt, while Julia's career clashes with Nick's romantic plans. 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
14:00The Goldbergs A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs A Chorus Lie Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Platonish The gang recall the evening six months earlier when Barney accepted a series of romantic challenges from Lily and Robin. Bryan Cranston guests. (S9 Ep9/24) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Mom and Dad Seeing his mother and father together for the first time in years, Barney becomes convinced that he can reunite them. John Lithgow guest stars. (S9 Ep10/24) 
16:00New Girl Re-Launch Schmidt throws himself a 'rebranding' party at Nick's bar, where a recently fired Jess tries her hand at being a shot girl. Cece introduces the gang to her new boyfriend. 
16:30New Girl Katie Jess finds it hard to adjust to unemployment and starts to hang out at Nick's bar, where she inadvertently captures the attention of the beer delivery man. 
17:00The Goldbergs As You Wish Murray is interested when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school, until he discovers the chosen sport is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: It's the girl band's first professional gig. Will Lucia's ongoing troubles with Jordi derail the band's performance? (S2 Ep25) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Maneuver When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Recombination Hypothesis In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Frankie faces a big decision while Mac's fury escalates towards Neeta. Lily and Peri threaten Yasmine and just as Darren catches Luke about to turn to drink, the school explodes. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Londoner Nastassja's latest commission is a salted caramel cake, with a super-sized fist made from rice cereal and marshmallow that will burst through a drum also made from cake! (Ep15/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Itchy Brain Simulation A worried Leonard thinks that Sheldon will over-react when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24) 
21:00Pitch Perfect Film (2012) Musical comedy starring Anna Kendrick, Anna Camp and Rebel Wilson. A female singing group must overcome spectacular stage nerves and fierce rivals to win a national competition. 
23:15The Big Bang Theory The Solder Excursion Diversion Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19/24) 
23:45The Big Bang Theory The Big Bear Precipitation Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20/24) 
00:15Tattoo Fixers Sketch is visited by John, an extra-terrestrial enthusiast whose tattoo is on another planet. Jay is working on Alec, who made a big mistake with a tiny inking. (S3 Ep4) [SL] 
01:15Rude Tube Superstars of the Web This episode celebrates funny, bizarre and downright rude internet clips featuring such megastars as Keyboard Cat, Cassette Boy and Bizkit the Sleepwalking Dog. 
02:25First Dates: Be My Valentine In this special Valentine's episode, Mayfair-based Miki is looking for a man to treat her like a princess. Meanwhile, self-confessed nerd Sam just wants Daenerys from Game of Thrones. 
03:20GameFace Brand new series - Spider: Marcella's thrilled to get a film role but her delight is short-lived when she accidentally gives the lead actress a meltdown and filming stops for the day. (Ep4) 
03:50Rude Tube Pranks and Stunts Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos. This episode features skateboarding mishaps, electric shocks, incredible graffiti artists and a masterful fire farter. 
04:15Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft, if a little less rude, clips. Look out for some twerking stormtroopers and a suitcase that's a scooter. 
04:40Charmed Ms. Hellfire: After an assassination attempt on the Charmed Ones takes place, Prue goes undercover disguised as the woman who was responsible, known as Ms. Hellfire. [SL] 
06:00How I Met Your Mother Something Old Robin is desperate to find her 'something old', which she buried in Central Park years before the wedding, and Barney bonds with Robin's father.