This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, October 28 2017

06:00How I Met Your Mother Something Old Robin is desperate to find her 'something old', which she buried in Central Park years before the wedding, and Barney bonds with Robin's father. 
06:30How I Met Your Mother Something New Robin and Barney's wedding is looming, but Ted tells Lily he's planning to move to Chicago after the ceremony. Marshall takes baby Marvin on a last-minute trip to Minnesota. 
06:55Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Francis and Proudlock try to get Jamie back out on the dating game. The animosity between Mimi and Tiff comes to a head as Tiff goes on a date with Charlie. (S14 Ep3/12) 
08:00Couples Come Dine with Me This edition heads to East Sussex where engaged couple Tony and Ami kick off with an evening of raucous fun, but the rock-solid banoffee pies prove a challenge for the other guests. 
09:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Essex and east London, Spencer and Sara kick off the competition with a simple Jewish feast. But will reserved Lauren and Jack be put off by Spencer's loud personality? 
10:00Captain Ron Film (1992) Comedy. A family aim to sail from the Caribbean to Miami in a newly inherited yacht, but hiring a boozy old sea dog leads to unexpected adventure. With Martin Short and Kurt Russell. 
12:00Toy Story of Terror! The characters from the Toy Story films have a frighteningly fun animated adventure in which an exciting road trip turns into a mystery after Mr Potato Head disappears at a roadside motel. 
12:30The Goldbergs DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan Adam and Barry find Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia in the cluttered garage and tease her mercilessly. (S2 Ep10/24) 
13:00The Goldbergs The Darryl Dawkins Dance As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey. (S2 Ep11/24) 
13:30The Goldbergs Cowboy Country New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12/24) 
14:00The Goldbergs Van People Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs I Caddyshacked the Pool Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4/24) 
15:00Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Adam lets fate take a hand as he plans to give his fianc?e Bianca the wedding of a lifetime. Will the pregnant bride-to-be get her elegant, classic day to remember? (Ep1) 
16:00The Great British Bake Off It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9/10) 
17:15The Great British Bake Off: An... ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on the best, worst and the must-try-harder moments from the latest episode. With exclusive footage. (Ep9/10) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bon Voyage Reaction Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
21:00AVP: Alien vs. Predator Film (2004) Sci-fi action-horror starring Sanaa Lathan. A pyramid buried under Antarctic ice is discovered to be a place where Aliens and Predators hunt each other for sport. Gory violence. 
22:55Gogglebox The nation's favourite viewers comment on Britain's Got Talent, Caravanner of the Year, Marcella, The Island, Horizon Should We Close Our Zoos?, University Challenge and more. (S7 Ep10) 
00:00Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Flowers, Fierce, Louis Theroux Drinking to Oblivion, Horizon: How to Find Love Online, Caravanner of the Year and Antiques Roadshow? (S7 Ep11) [SL] 
01:05Rude Tube: Mashed 'n' Mixed Alex Zane showcases the funniest, strangest and most outrageous video upload trends sweeping the internet, beginning with the 50 greatest video mash-ups. 
01:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. 
01:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween II Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4/23) 
02:00Tattoo Fixers Sketch meets Amber, whose love of soaps has gone a step too far, Alice helps cancer survivor Linsey reclaim her body, while Jay does a cover for prankster Chris. (S3 Ep5) [SL] 
02:552 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Two Openings Part 2: Sophie goes into labour just before the dessert bar's grand opening and demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. (S6 Ep2/22) 
03:15How I Met Your Mother Something Old Robin is desperate to find her 'something old', which she buried in Central Park years before the wedding, and Barney bonds with Robin's father. 
03:40How I Met Your Mother Something New Robin and Barney's wedding is looming, but Ted tells Lily he's planning to move to Chicago after the ceremony. Marshall takes baby Marvin on a last-minute trip to Minnesota.