This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, December 20 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Tony and Diane argue at the carol concert, while Luke and Mandy cross wires. Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case, and James is intrigued by Sami. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ryan collapses in front of Ste and Tegan. Tegan wants to have some fun and find out more about Ryan, so uses a hospital heart monitor as a lie detector test. And James lets Harry stay. 
07:00Charmed Cat House Piper and Leo experience marital problems, so Piper casts a spell allowing them to view their past together. However, the spell misfires by sending Phoebe and Paige back in time. 
07:55Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. 
08:10The Dog Who Saved the Holidays Film (2012) Family comedy sequel. The Bannisters spend Christmas in California, where they are again targeted by the two jewel thieves. And their dog Zeus must cope with a rival - a cute puppy. 
10:00Rules of Engagement Cats & Dogs Jeff tells Timmy to act like an 'alpha dog' to catch the eye of his attractive colleague Charlotte, but Audrey thinks he should just be honest with her. 
10:30Rules of Engagement Fountain of Youth Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way they can still have fun, and Adam tries to film his pet cockatoo performing a trick. 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby (Britney Spears) to get on her good side. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. 
12:00New Girl Sam, Again Jess applies to work at a progressive school but learns the head teacher is dating her ex. When Nick gets a cold, Schmidt quarantines the gang. (S5 Ep13/22) 
12:30New Girl 300 Feet Jess tries to clear her name when she is served with a restraining order by her ex-boyfriend. Nick and Schmidt plot against the owner of a new bar. (S5 Ep14/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Choke Doubt Kevin brags about saving a man from choking on a snack after seeing how much attention his brother Kyle gets for saving a cat from a burning building. (Ep15/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait The Back Out Kevin and Donna befriend Peter and Jackie, a local chiropractor and his wife, but things go painfully awry when Kevin calls in at Peter's surgery. (Ep16/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Intervention Ted prepares to move to New Jersey, causing an argument with Marshall over an outstanding bill for the flat. The gang go on to recall their past disagreements. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Shelter Island Stella's sister is jilted just before her wedding. Angry at the amount of money spent, Stella suggests she and Ted take over the wedding for themselves to save expenditure. 
16:00New Girl Single and Sufficient Jess and her singles-only group accompany Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Aly on a 'glamping' trip. Nick struggles to write more of his novel. (S6 Ep3/22) 
16:30New Girl Homecoming The gang visit New York for an event at Schmidt's old high school and Jess bumps into a familiar face, while Cece butts heads with her mother-in-law. (S6 Ep4/22) 
17:00black-ish Black Santa/White Christmas Dre campaigns to play Santa at the office Christmas party but when the head of HR wins the role, he does his best to unseat her. (S1 Ep10/24) 
17:30black-ish Stuff When Dre worries that Christmas is too commercialised, Pops hatches a plan involving fewer presents and more family time, to the kids' annoyance. (S2 Ep10/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Intimacy Acceleration When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Colonization Application Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Cindy asks Milo to spend Christmas with the Cunninghams, while Jesse confesses his love for Courtney. And Imran is developing a major crush. 
19:30The Goldbergs: Merry Christmas A Christmas Story Beverly begins to worry that the family's holiday traditions have grown stale, so she launches a new celebration called 'Super Hanukkah'. (S3 Ep10/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
21:00Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas... ...on Ice: Rosie yearns for a classy, fairy tale wedding, but groom Nick wants to throw a Christmas-themed event, despite his bride-to-be's unhappy associations with the festive season. 
22:008 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special Jimmy Carr hosts this festive show with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea and guests Carrie Fisher, Brad and James from The Vamps, Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson. (Ep7) 
22:55The Big Bang Theory The Vengeance Formulation Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette so he avoids her. Then he realises he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9/23) 
23:25The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Experiment Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10/23) 
23:50Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite TV viewers think of The Voice, Three Wives, One Husband, Broadchurch, The Empire Strikes Back, Rivers with Jeremy Paxman and more? (S9 Ep5) 
00:55Rude Tube: Mashed 'n' Mixed Alex Zane showcases the funniest, strangest and most outrageous video upload trends sweeping the internet, beginning with the 50 greatest video mash-ups. 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special Jimmy Carr hosts this festive show with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea and guests Carrie Fisher, Brad and James from The Vamps, Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson. (Ep7) 
02:45Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Line of Duty, University Challenge, Rio Ferdinand Being Mum and Dad, Comic Relief, One Night with My Ex and All Round to Mrs Brown's? (S9 Ep6) 
03:35Rude Tube: Naughty and Naked Rude Tube celebrates the most outrageous and hilarious flashes of flesh to have graced the web, featuring the exhibitionists and mischief makers responsible for them. 
04:05How I Met Your Mother Intervention Ted prepares to move to New Jersey, causing an argument with Marshall over an outstanding bill for the flat. The gang go on to recall their past disagreements. 
04:25How I Met Your Mother Shelter Island Stella's sister is jilted just before her wedding. Angry at the amount of money spent, Stella suggests she and Ted take over the wedding for themselves to save expenditure. 
04:50Charmed Cat House Piper and Leo experience marital problems, so Piper casts a spell allowing them to view their past together. However, the spell misfires by sending Phoebe and Paige back in time. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Ryan collapses in front of Ste and Tegan. Tegan wants to have some fun and find out more about Ryan, so uses a hospital heart monitor as a lie detector test. And James lets Harry stay.