This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, August 28 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Tony is determined to find Harry, while Diane has a huge decision to make about Finn, and Mercedes is heartbroken as Bobby continues to give her the cold shoulder. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mercedes is conflicted about whether to run away with Liam or stay with her family. She makes her decision, but then gets some shocking news. 
07:00Rules of Engagement A Big Bust Audrey befriends her housekeeper Ana and decides to raise money from all the neighbours in the building to pay for an operation that Ana needs. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Missed Connections When Timmy shares a romantic moment with a woman on the subway, he tries to track her down using a website that finds missed connections. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Game Night Marshall invents a new game - Marshgammon - after winning previous game nights. Unfortunately no one but Marshall understands how to play it. (S1 Ep15/22) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Cupcake Ted and Victoria face their first relationship challenge when Victoria is offered a job in Germany. Marshall and Lily find themselves in some bother. (S1 Ep16/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey I Can Manage When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1/15) 
09:30Melissa & Joey If You Can't Stand the Heat Mel is charmed by the good-looking young man who designs her new kitchen cabinets, but Joe's reaction to him leads to an argument. (S2 Ep2/15) 
10:00Baby Daddy Surprise! Ben learns why Riley doesn't like celebrating her birthday. Bonnie reveals she forgot to complete some paperwork and that Ben isn't Emma's sole custodian. (S2 Ep15/16) 
10:30Baby Daddy Emma's First Christmas Ben and Danny end up wearing elf suits when they go out of their way to find a particular toy as a Christmas gift for baby Emma. (S2 Ep16/16) 
11:00Speechless D-i--DiMeo A-c--Academy After a dust-up about JJ's graduation with his teachers, Maya comes to her son's rescue and launches her own school from their home. (S2 Ep12/18) 
11:30Speechless E-i--Eighteen JJ struggles with not being treated like an adult on his 18th birthday. Ray tries to make Taylor jealous with some of his father's old moves. (S2 Ep13/18) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Jimmy Jab Games When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween II Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper/Kripke Inversion Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Spoiler Alert Segmentation After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Eat, Pray, Date Mel allows her new date Travis to believe she is an amazing chef without mentioning that it was Joe who really made their delicious food. (S2 Ep9/15) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Pretty Big Liars When Ryder decides to invest in stocks and shares, he turns to Joe for advice, but Joe thinks that Ryder's choice of investment is a poor one. (S2 Ep10/15) 
15:00Baby Daddy The Bet Riley wagers Ben that he can't get a second date with Heather. Bonnie meets a handsome stranger and ponders ending her relationship with Brad. (S3 Ep7/21) 
15:30Baby Daddy A Knight to Remember Ben helps Tucker to pose as a lawyer because Tucker hasn't told his father that he dropped out of law school and is now working in TV. (S3 Ep8/21) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Stakeout Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Beach House The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12/23) 
17:00Speechless I-n--Into the W-o--Woods Maya's Halloween becomes terrifying when JJ attends a rave in the woods. Jimmy and Kenneth turn the DiMeo home into a haunted house. (S3 Ep3/22) 
17:30Speechless N-e--New JJ Seeking a new outlet for her parenting superpowers as JJ prepares for college, Maya sets her sights on Ray. JJ gets involved in a poker game. (S3 Ep4/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Spell Potential When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Tony holds a barbecue in an attempt to find Harry, while Ollie struggles to lie to everyone about Luke being DJ's real father. 
19:30The Goldbergs Breakin' Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating: Crete Brand new series: It's the second day in Crete, and Nathan's still juggling his two dates. Chloe arrives at a shocking decision. Demi and Megan take things to the next level. (S7 Ep19/20) 
22:00New: Wife Swap USA Brand new series: A wealthy, workaholic wife whose family expects only the best swaps with the mother of a lively clan who lives in a converted school bus with a composting toilet. (S1 Ep5) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Barbarian Sublimation Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3/23) 
00:00Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite TV viewers think of the week's biggest and best shows, including Strictly Come Dancing, The Hunt, Gino's Italian Escape, Billy Elliot and the News? (S6 Ep10) [SL] 
01:05Celebs Go Dating: Crete Brand new series: It's the second day in Crete, and Nathan's still juggling his two dates. Chloe arrives at a shocking decision. Demi and Megan take things to the next level. (S7 Ep19/20) 
02:10Wife Swap USA Brand new series: A wealthy, workaholic wife whose family expects only the best swaps with the mother of a lively clan who lives in a converted school bus with a composting toilet. (S1 Ep5) 
03:00The Inbetweeners Xmas Party It's the end of term and Will has been voted chairman of the Christmas prom committee, so he ropes in Simon, Jay and Neil to help get things organised. (S1 Ep6/6) [SL] 
03:30The Inbetweeners The Camping Trip Will draws on his scouting experience to cope with the last trip he's organised for the boys before they go their separate ways, but the others are unprepared. (S3 Ep6/6) [SL] 
04:00How I Met Your Mother Game Night Marshall invents a new game - Marshgammon - after winning previous game nights. Unfortunately no one but Marshall understands how to play it. (S1 Ep15/22) 
04:25How I Met Your Mother Cupcake Ted and Victoria face their first relationship challenge when Victoria is offered a job in Germany. Marshall and Lily find themselves in some bother. (S1 Ep16/22) 
04:50Rules of Engagement A Big Bust Audrey befriends her housekeeper Ana and decides to raise money from all the neighbours in the building to pay for an operation that Ana needs. 
05:10Rules of Engagement Missed Connections When Timmy shares a romantic moment with a woman on the subway, he tries to track her down using a website that finds missed connections. 
06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes is conflicted about whether to run away with Liam or stay with her family. She makes her decision, but then gets some shocking news.