This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, June 3 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement The Home Stretch Audrey has private Pilates sessions at home and Jeff is thrilled when the workouts increase her sex drive, but less pleased when he sees her instructor. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Uh-Oh It's Magic Russell takes his date Jessica to a magic show, only to see the magician make her disappear and not return. Illusionist Criss Angel guest stars. 
07:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch I Think I Love You Josh tells Sabrina he loves her and she attempts to reciprocate, but every time she tries to profess her affection the words come out sounding very strange. (S6 Ep13/22) 
07:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch The Arrangement Great Aunt Irma turns up with a witch named Peter and claims that Sabrina must marry him immediately. But things get more complex when Peter falls for Roxie. (S6 Ep14/22) 
08:00Melissa & Joey The Honeymooners Mel is disappointed when her honeymoon to Tahiti is cancelled because she has broken her leg, so Joe surprises her with a romantic getaway. (S5 Ep3/22) 
08:30Melissa & Joey The Day After When Dani wants to go on a date with a boy from school, Joe tells her that she's not allowed, so she tricks Mel into taking her along instead. (S5 Ep4/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy Go Brit or Go Home Riley asks a reluctant Ben to hang out with her new British boyfriend Philip. Tucker fakes a British accent while trying to attract dates. (S3 Ep9/21) 
09:30Baby Daddy An Affair Not to Remember A horrified Ben realises he once dated Tucker's new girlfriend. Riley is excited when she is invited to a spa day with her boss. (S3 Ep10/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs I Heart Video Dating Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs George! George Glass! Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Charges and Specs Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Undercover Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Retraction Reaction Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Relaxation Integration Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey You Little Devil Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Early Shift Joe gets a new job as the lifestyle correspondent on a local morning television show but he is required to get up very early every day. (S5 Ep16/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy Foos It or Lose It Bonnie baby-proofs the flat and sells the table football game to a student fraternity. Riley is not happy that Danny is dating Georgie. (S3 Ep19/21) 
15:30Baby Daddy All Aboard the Love Train Riley plans to attend her family reunion in Florida, so Ben volunteers to tag along. Tucker gets the chance to co-host a TV show. (S3 Ep20/21) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Pontiac Bandit Returns Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Stakeout Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs Snow Day Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Agassi Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Metric Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Solo Oscillation Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Favourites A look back at a classic Hollyoaks villain. It's Halloween in the village, and serial killer Silas Blissett strikes again as he decides that 'Catwoman' will be his next victim... 
19:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Slump Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3/22) 
20:00Gogglesprogs The Gogglesprogs share their honest and hilarious reactions to our top TV, including, in this episode, the election, Come Dine with Me, and Mrs Doubtfire. (S2 Ep2/6) 
21:00New: Celebrity Gogglebox USA Brand new series: Gogglebox heads across the pond and steps into the homes of a selection of celebrity faces, including Sharon and Kelly Osbourne, Tyra Banks and Meghan Trainor. (Ep4) 
22:00Celebrity Gogglebox From First Dates to Serengeti what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top telly? (S1 Ep4) 
23:00Buffy the Vampire Slayer Witch A witch attempts to eliminate Buffy from a cheerleading competition. (S1 Ep3/12) 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The White Asparagus Triangulation Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) 
00:30The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he choose to act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) 
01:00Naked Attraction Cathy wants to settle down and have kids. Adam, who's 24, hates online dating. Will baring all help them find their perfect partner? (S2 Ep5/6) 
02:05First Dates Will hairdresser Lauren fall for party boy Danny's perma-tan chutzpah, or will his Dutch courage put her off? And Paolo returns; can Mario handle his high-heeled alter-ego? (S5 Ep3) 
03:00Celebrity Gogglebox From First Dates to Serengeti what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top telly? (S1 Ep4) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
04:45Sabrina the Teenage Witch I Think I Love You Josh tells Sabrina he loves her and she attempts to reciprocate, but every time she tries to profess her affection the words come out sounding very strange. (S6 Ep13/22) 
05:10Sabrina the Teenage Witch The Arrangement Great Aunt Irma turns up with a witch named Peter and claims that Sabrina must marry him immediately. But things get more complex when Peter falls for Roxie. (S6 Ep14/22) 
06:00Rules of Engagement Singing and Dancing When Timmy joins an 'a cappella' group, he is keen to keep his new hobby a secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have an annoying new neighbour.