This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, March 4 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Diane can no longer contain her secret about sleeping with Edward. Warren is on the warpath after Liam's latest stunt. Darren is starting to feel defined by his failures. 
06:30Hollyoaks Some bad advice leaves Tony in a sticky situation on a boys' night out with Darren. Edward has to let Marnie down gently when she wants some private tuition. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married. (S4 Ep3/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Intervention Ted prepares to move to New Jersey, causing an argument with Marshall over an outstanding bill for the flat. The gang go on to recall their past disagreements. (S4 Ep4/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy House of Cards Tucker's latest failed relationship makes him nostalgic for an ex-girlfriend. Riley gets into trouble for overusing her corporate credit card. (S4 Ep6/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy An Officer and a Gentle Ben Bonnie meets up with a handsome US Navy captain, with whom she has a yearly fling, but gets into a panic when he proposes to her. (S4 Ep7/22) 
09:00Mike & Molly Dennis's Birthday Molly urges Mike to give up his apartment and move in with her. Mike's mother Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend Dennis's birthday. (S2 Ep2) 
09:30Mike & Molly Mike in the House When Mike moves in with Molly and her family, he has to adjust from life in his bachelor pad to staying in a house full of women. (S2 Ep3) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs O Captain! My Captain! Beverly hopes to inspire the students when she takes over as substitute teacher in Barry's chemistry class. Adam embarrasses Emmy. (S4 Ep11/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Snow Day Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Unsolvable Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Charges and Specs Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy Parental Guidance Suggested When a medical check-up reveals something of concern, Ben panics about who will take care of Emma if he's no longer around. (S4 Ep16/22) 
14:30Baby Daddy Ring Around the Party Riley realises that she hasn't met any of Ross's friends and decides to throw a cocktail party so she can get acquainted with them. (S4 Ep17/22) 
15:00Mike & Molly Victoria Can't Drive When Victoria is arrested for various driving violations, Molly and Joyce ask Mike to help them spring her from jail. (S2 Ep12) 
15:30Mike & Molly Joyce's Choices Joyce drives Vince to distraction by making him jealous when she agrees to go out for dinner with her former boyfriend. (S2 Ep13) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Day After the Day After A scary TV film motivates Barry to beg his father to build an underground bunker for the family, but Murray isn't easily persuaded. (S4 Ep22/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs Jedi Master Adam Skywalker Barry and Erica try to find out how they will appear in the school yearbook. Murray is annoyed when Marvin visits to ask for money. (S4 Ep23/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Road Trip In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Pontiac Bandit Returns Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Decoupling Fluctuation Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Higgs Boson Observation Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Nancy and Jack question Darren's behaviour: will he open up? Edward tries to make Diane jealous, and sparks fly when Verity and Sami cross paths. Meanwhile, Toby gets Lisa on her own. 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - The Three Amigos: When Andi forces Adam to hang out with Lowell, Don feels left out and Andi has to make peace between them. (S1 Ep12/22) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Food in a Geoffy: Murray and Geoff have to run around Jenkintown looking for an important cheese steak after a food delivery job goes sideways. (S7 Ep3/22) 
20:30New: Schooled Brand new series - The Rudy-ing of Toby Murphy: After watching the classic film 'Rudy' in C.B.'s class, a student wants to play football. (S2 Ep3/22) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Some of the celebs head to the country to try and bring out their romantic sides, and Amy Childs plans to prove her pro-table-tennis skills on her second date. (S8 Ep8/20) 
22:00New: Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Brand new series - Pilot: Zoey, an introverted computer programmer living in San Francisco, begins to hear the innermost desires of the people around her through song. (Ep1/12) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the room-mate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chasing Amy Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18/22) 
01:00Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: New client Josh Ritchie is single and ready to mingle, whilst Dean Gaffney is struggling to find Mrs Right. And Alison Hammond goes on a date with a new man. (S8 Ep9/20) 
02:05First Dates Hotel Fitness fanatic Bernard, who's 87, meets ballroom-dancing-grandma Ruth. And the love triangle is resolved: does Kaylee have a chance with Charlie after his date with Jada? (S2 Ep2) 
03:00Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Brand new series - Pilot: Zoey, an introverted computer programmer living in San Francisco, begins to hear the innermost desires of the people around her through song. (Ep1/12) 
03:55The Goldbergs Brand new series - Food in a Geoffy: Murray and Geoff have to run around Jenkintown looking for an important cheese steak after a food delivery job goes sideways. (S7 Ep3/22) 
04:20Schooled Brand new series - The Rudy-ing of Toby Murphy: After watching the classic film 'Rudy' in C.B.'s class, a student wants to play football. (S2 Ep3/22) 
04:45The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
05:10The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
06:00Hollyoaks Some bad advice leaves Tony in a sticky situation on a boys' night out with Darren. Edward has to let Marnie down gently when she wants some private tuition.