This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring exercise and pets. 
06:10Rules of Engagement Missed Connections When Timmy shares a romantic moment with a woman on the subway, he tries to track her down using a website that finds missed connections. 
06:35Rules of Engagement Meat Wars When Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, Jeff entertains himself by having a barbecue on the roof. However, Jeff fails to invite Adam, who feels left out. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Taking Names Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to list every woman he has slept with so that they can avoid naming their unborn baby girl after one of his many conquests. 
07:30The Muppet Movie Film (1979) Family comedy recounting how a motley assortment of zany puppets, including Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy and Fozzie Bear, hit the road to seek fame and fortune in Hollywood. 
09:20Don't Tell the Bride Reece, who is ex-military, plans a wedding with an army twist. But his bride Lucy would prefer something in a castle. Will Reece get his marching orders? (Ep13) 
10:25Don't Tell the Bride Excitable groom Jonny plans an adrenaline-fuelled wedding for his bride-to-be Kate, who favours something simple. Will Jonny's big plans send Kate over the edge? (Ep15) 
11:30The Great Celebrity Bake Off... ...for Stand Up To Cancer. Comedian Johnny Vegas, grime star Big Narstie, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and MP Jess Phillips expose their soft centres in the Bake Off tent. (S2 Ep3/5) 
12:50Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring food and animals. 
13:00The Goldbergs Brand new series - I Coulda Been a Lawyer: Beverly decides the street where the family lives needs another stop sign, and Barry realises he's neglected his college applications. (S6 Ep13) 
13:30Schooled Brand new series - Tamagotchis and Bells: Lainey and Principal Glascott ask for Beverly Goldberg's help with an overbearing parent, and Coach Mellor considers starting a family. (Ep3/13) 
14:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine White Whale Diaz and Santiago team up to take down a ruthless killer who has managed to elude them for seven years. Jeffords helps Peralta with wedding chores. (S5 Ep21/22) 
14:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake & Amy The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22/22) 
15:00Young Sheldon A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) 
15:30Young Sheldon Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) 
16:00Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out over a test paper question that's marked wrong. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory The Commitment Determination Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
17:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bachelor Party Corrosion The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The 2003 Approximation Sheldon sulks when Penny and Leonard announce they're moving in together. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book shop. (S9 Ep4/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Perspiration Implementation The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5/24) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15/24) 
21:00Speed Film (1994) Action thriller with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and Dennis Hopper. When a terrorist places a bomb on a bus, a cop and a passenger must steer it to safety. Strong language/violence. 
23:20Speed 2: Cruise Control Film (1997) Spectacular all-action sequel starring Sandra Bullock and Jason Patric. A couple's Caribbean cruise is cut short by an arch-villain's plan to crash their ship. With Willem Dafoe. 
01:40Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: It's a huge day for David as he heads to Cardiff to meet Luke's mum. Pete struggles with seasickness. And Jack has some difficult unfinished business to sort. (S6 Ep18/20) 
02:45Celebs Go Dating: Tenerife Brand new series: It's time for the gang to hit Tenerife. Sam and Jack head for the waterpark. Georgia and David go on a double date. And Kerry, Pete and Megan drop a bomb. (S6 Ep19/20) 
03:35Celebs Go Dating: The Finale Brand new series: It's the end of the road for the celebs. Chelsee visits a luxury spa. Megan has a day out on a yacht. And there's a surprise crasher at the final party. (S6 Ep20/20) 
04:30Don't Tell the Bride Reece, who is ex-military, plans a wedding with an army twist. But his bride Lucy would prefer something in a castle. Will Reece get his marching orders? (Ep13) 
05:20Rules of Engagement Fountain of Youth Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way they can still have fun, and Adam tries to film his pet cockatoo performing a trick. 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Sylver receives a mysterious gift while celebrating his birthday. Breda breaks into the Cunninghams' house and makes a decision about Mac's proposal. Lily makes a choice about her marriage.