This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, July 16 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement Audrey's Sister Audrey's sister Barbara has problems in her marriage and turns to her sibling for help, but while she is around, Russell tries his hardest to woo her. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Guy Code A puzzled Audrey learns all about the mysterious 'guy code' when Jeff decides it's time to share a juicy secret about a new friend with her. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Swarley Barney is accidentally called Swarley by Chloe, the coffee house waitress, leading an amused Ted and Marshall to call him by this name all day. (S2 Ep7/22) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Atlantic City Lily and Marshall are ecstatic to be reunited and plan to elope to Atlantic City to get married. Will their wedding plans go without a hitch? (S2 Ep8/22) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Mel Marries Joe Joe offers to marry Elena in order to keep her in the USA, but a shocked Mel refuses to take part in the scheme until circumstances force her to get involved. (S2 Ep15/15) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Works for Me Joe no longer feels needed as a nanny in the Burke household and starts looking for a new job, much to Mel's alarm. Ryder gets in trouble on a school camping trip. (S3 Ep1/16) 
09:00Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
09:30Baby Daddy Strip or Treat Ben, Danny and Tucker's plans to attend the biggest Halloween celebration in the city fall through, so they decide to gatecrash a party. (S4 Ep21/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Valentino Submergence Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Positive Negative Reaction When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Eight-bit Goldbergs Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) 
11:30The Goldbergs This Is This Is Spinal Tap The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Family Feud Mel and Joe co-host local TV show Good Morning Toledo for a week, which Mel thinks will help her to gain votes, and their comedic bickering makes them a hit. (S3 Ep10/16) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Fast Times Mel's new boyfriend Noah temporarily moves in with her while his flat is being renovated, but their relationship accelerates too quickly as a result. (S3 Ep11/16) 
15:00The Goldbergs A 100% True Ghost Story: After discovering The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Barry resolves to throw a Halloween party for the ages - no matter what Erica says. (S7 Ep6/22) 
15:30The Goldbergs WrestleMania Murray buys WrestleMania tickets to spend time with Barry and Adam, only to find they are fakes and they can't get in. (S7 Ep7) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine HalloVeen The precinct embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist. Everybody has a plan, no one is safe, and relationships and friendships are sorely tested. (S5 Ep4/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bad Beat To track down an arms dealer, Peralta and Jeffords go undercover at an illegal gambling club. Hitchcock and Scully have an unusual challenge for Diaz. (S5 Ep5/22) 
17:00Young Sheldon A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair Trying to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the Space Shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis At Christmas, Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments his friends. (S2 Ep11/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Favourites A look at Hollyoaks' male rape storyline from the year 2000. The harrowing rape trial continues, and last to take the stand is one of Mark Gibbs' accomplices, Kenneth Boyd. 
19:30New: Married at First Sight... ...Australia. Brand new series: The husbands visit their wives' homes, a chance for them each to test the waters and see if their wife's lifestyle is one that they can fit into. (S4 Ep14) 
21:00The Big Bang Theory The Hot Tub Contamination Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5/24) 
21:30The Big Bang Theory The Fetal Kick Catalyst Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host a brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6/24) 
22:00New: The Good Place Brand new series - Everything Is Bonzer: Part 2: Michael prevents Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason from dying, hoping they'll improve as people if given another shot at life. (S3 Ep2) 
22:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Kim A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party. (S7 Ep2) 
23:00Buffy the Vampire Slayer Becoming Part 2: Spike strikes an unlikely alliance with Buffy to keep Angel from destroying the world. (S2 Ep22/22) 
00:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] The Rickshank Rickdemption Still in galactic prison, Rick puts an intricate escape plan into action. Back on Earth, Morty and Summer have an argument. (S3 Ep1/10) 
00:30New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Petless M in: Cars are Couches of the Road: The RC writers imagine Harry Potter as a '70s sitcom, plus the answer to what's underneath Abe Lincoln's hat. (S10 Ep12) 
00:45The Jellies! [adult swim] Ray's Perfect Date Ray can't seem to get a date for the prom, so Cornell goes to enormous lengths to help his friend out. (S1 Ep2) 
01:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] The Ricks Must Be Crazy Rick, Morty and Summer go to the cinema in an alternate universe but when they return to the ship, they find that its battery is flat and it won't fly. (S2 Ep6/10) 
01:30The Big Bang Theory The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14/24) 
02:00The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15/24) 
02:25Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Natural World Attenborough's Wonder of Eggs, The Generation Game, First Dates, Come Home and The Yorkshire Vet Casebook? (S11 Ep7) [SL] 
03:20The Good Place Brand new series - Everything Is Bonzer: Part 2: Michael prevents Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason from dying, hoping they'll improve as people if given another shot at life. (S3 Ep2) 
03:45Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Kim A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party. (S7 Ep2) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Valentino Submergence Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15/24) 
04:35The Big Bang Theory The Positive Negative Reaction When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16/24) 
05:00How I Met Your Mother Swarley Barney is accidentally called Swarley by Chloe, the coffee house waitress, leading an amused Ted and Marshall to call him by this name all day. (S2 Ep7/22) 
05:25How I Met Your Mother Atlantic City Lily and Marshall are ecstatic to be reunited and plan to elope to Atlantic City to get married. Will their wedding plans go without a hitch? (S2 Ep8/22) 
06:00Rules of Engagement Old School Jeff Audrey and Jen go to a wedding but Jeff is not willing to attend and takes the opportunity to have a night out with his male friends.