This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, December 19 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information. He eventually opens up, but will he reveal the whole truth? 
06:30Hollyoaks Tony and Diane argue at the carol concert, while Luke and Mandy cross wires. Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case, and James is intrigued by Sami. 
07:00Charmed Lucky Charmed When the sisters tackle a demon who has been killing leprechauns and stealing their magic, they are rewarded with extreme good luck that grants them wealth, love and success. 
07:55Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents a man pretending to be a walrus, an incredible downhill bike run and some computer keyboard hurling. 
08:10The Dog Who Saved Christmas... ...Vacation (2010) Family comedy sequel. Ex-police dog Zeus must again foil a pair of jewellery thieves, who have followed the Bannister family on their trip to the snowy mountains. 
10:00Rules of Engagement Audrey's Shower Jen puts the wrong date on the invitations when she organises a baby shower for Audrey and has to create a makeshift celebration in a hurry. Russell stops going on dates. 
10:30Rules of Engagement Taking Names Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to list every woman he has slept with so that they can avoid naming their unborn baby girl after one of his many conquests. 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Platinum Rule Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. 
12:00New Girl The Apartment Cece gets ready to move into the loft but struggles to pack up her old apartment in time. Jess must finish the school budget in a big hurry. (S5 Ep11/22) 
12:30New Girl D-Day Jess helps Schmidt with his wedding preparations when Cece is distracted by a new offer of work. Winston and Nick compete over whose job is hardest. (S5 Ep12/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hook-Up Reverberation Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Ring Worm Kevin learns that Chale has taken on a new job to buy Kendra an engagement ring and decides to make good on his overdue promise to upgrade Donna's ring. (Ep13/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait Kevin vs. the Dutch Elm: Kevin schemes after his neighbours refuse permission to cut down a dying tree in their garden that's shading his swimming pool. (Ep14/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married. 
16:00New Girl House Hunt Jess tries to get her mind off Nick. Schmidt and Cece have problems looking for their first house. Winston and Aly adjust to a long-distance romance. (S6 Ep1/22) 
16:30New Girl Hubbedy Bubby Jess and Cece jump on the campaign trail and make a bet with a disbelieving Schmidt that they can recruit new voters for the upcoming election. (S6 Ep2/22) 
17:00Kevin Can Wait Sting of Queens Part 1: Kevin revisits an undercover police assignment, Donna's up for a promotion, Kendra gets accepted into law school and Chale lands a new job. (Ep23/24) 
17:30Kevin Can Wait Sting of Queens Part 2: Kevin and Vanessa attend a Boston art show as they extend their investigation into fraudulent dealers. Chale's dream job is a let-down. (Ep24/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Troll Manifestation Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Comic Book Store Regeneration The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Harry and Ste get close, but can Ste see his way to forget what he believes Harry did to Amy? Milo thinks he's rid of Armstrong, but Armstrong comes up with another idea. 
19:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Merry Christmas Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Scavenger Vortex Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
21:00Tattoo Fixers at Christmas The fixers tackle some terrible Christmas tattoos. Giving their holiday horrors the heave ho are gingerbread fan Luke and Brendan, whose unfortunate mistletoe ink needs kissing goodbye. 
22:00Rude Tube Christmas Cracker... ...2016 Alex Zane and his little doggie helper Bah Hum-Pug provide a selection box of 50 seasonal clips including festival fails, a rocket-powered reindeer and Christmas dinner in a tin. 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
00:00Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Schofield's South African Adventure, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Dogs Behaving Badly, The Great Pottery Throw Down and more? (S9 Ep4) 
01:05Tattoo Fixers at Christmas The fixers tackle some terrible Christmas tattoos. Giving their holiday horrors the heave ho are gingerbread fan Luke and Brendan, whose unfortunate mistletoe ink needs kissing goodbye. 
02:10Rude Tube Christmas Cracker... ...2016 Alex Zane and his little doggie helper Bah Hum-Pug provide a selection box of 50 seasonal clips including festival fails, a rocket-powered reindeer and Christmas dinner in a tin. 
03:05First Dates Series following the thrills and fears of modern dating, as couples meet for a first date. The daters in this first episode include Faliraki DJ Terry, who says he wants to settle down. 
04:00How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. 
04:20How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married. 
04:45Charmed Lucky Charmed When the sisters tackle a demon who has been killing leprechauns and stealing their magic, they are rewarded with extreme good luck that grants them wealth, love and success. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Tony and Diane argue at the carol concert, while Luke and Mandy cross wires. Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case, and James is intrigued by Sami.