This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, May 1 2018

06:00Hollyoaks DS Roxy texts Adam to meet up and he gives her details on a new job he is doing, but Roxy explains he must get his dad on the job for them to catch him. Alfie gets frustrated by the voices. 
06:30Hollyoaks Goldie and Myra discover something about Prince and Lily, while Alfie is convinced a meteorite is coming to Hollyoaks. Adam's dark thoughts cause him to lash out. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me Three couples battle it out for the ?1000 prize. In Birmingham, a safe and solid menu prompts a pair of tactile lovebirds to offer advice on reigniting the spark. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married. (S4 Ep3/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Intervention Ted prepares to move to New Jersey, causing an argument with Marshall over an outstanding bill for the flat. The gang go on to recall their past disagreements. (S4 Ep4/24) 
09:00New Girl Cruise When Jess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while they were still together as a couple, Coach struggles to suppress his fear of boating. (S3 Ep23/23) 
09:30New Girl Landline Coach's romantic liaison with the school nurse causes disruption, so vice principal Jess enforces a 'no fraternisation' policy among teaching staff. (S4 Ep5/22) 
10:002 Broke Girls And the Fun Factory Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their T-shirts, but become suspicious after meeting the overly enthusiastic employees. (S4 Ep8/22) 
10:302 Broke Girls And the Past and the Furious Caroline is shocked when she receives an expensive car for her birthday that her father ordered for her four years previously. (S4 Ep9/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bureau Pimento's life is still in peril, so Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help identify the crooked agent who tried to have him killed. (S3 Ep22/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Greg and Larry The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs The Dirty Dancing Dance Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Re-entry Minimization Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Holographic Excitation The gang celebrates Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother The Possimpible Robin receives a notice saying she must find work within seven days or be deported back to Canada. Lily reveals her unusual talent. (S4 Ep14/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother The Stinsons The gang suspect Barney has a secret girlfriend when he rejects an attractive woman and they decide to follow him home, making a surprising discovery. (S4 Ep15/24) 
15:00New Girl Spiderhunt Schmidt plans a romantic supper for his girlfriend at the loft apartment but panics when he spots a spider and forces the gang to hunt it down. (S4 Ep17/22) 
15:30New Girl Walk of Shame After a night of partying at Bearclaw's place, Jess and Cece make the proverbial walk of shame back to the flat and run into a familiar face. (S4 Ep18/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Overmining Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs I Heart Video Dating Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs George! George Glass! Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper/Kripke Inversion Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Spoiler Alert Segmentation After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Alfie is increasingly manic and makes a life-changing decision. Ryan gives Farrah an ultimatum, while Hunter is close to telling Prince about his anxiety, but will something stop him? 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Phil and Christine channel the summer of love, Eloise creates a giant edible Prosecco bottle, and Nastassja attempts her first ever blooms for a daisy christening cake. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12/24) 
21:00New: Gotham Brand new series - The Demon's Head: Bruce endangers the lives of a historian and his grandson when he attempts to uncover information about his prized knife from the auction. (S4 Ep4/22) 
22:00New: Supernatural Brand new series - Patience: When her prot?g? is murdered by a wraith with a taste for psychics, the Winchesters' old friend Missouri Moseley enlists the help of Dean and Jody. (S13 Ep3/23) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Terminator Decoupling Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17/23) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Work Song Nanocluster Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18/23) 
00:00Celebrity First Dates Can Vamps lead singer Brad Simpson, rugby league star Keegan Hirst, Bernie Clifton - without his ostrich - or Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton find love with members of the public? (Ep3) 
01:00Tattoo Fixers Emma needs Jay's help with a warning sign. Sketch rescues Michael after his Taylor Swift tatt got him into trouble. Alice helps Louise with her eye-popping ink. (S3 Ep13) [SL] 
02:05Gotham Brand new series - The Demon's Head: Bruce endangers the lives of a historian and his grandson when he attempts to uncover information about his prized knife from the auction. (S4 Ep4/22) 
02:55Supernatural Brand new series - Patience: When her prot?g? is murdered by a wraith with a taste for psychics, the Winchesters' old friend Missouri Moseley enlists the help of Dean and Jody. (S13 Ep3/23) 
03:40How I Met Your Mother The Duel Ted feels pushed out when Lily and Marshall dominate the household and tells them that he wants to take the flat after they get married, but Marshall wants it too. (S1 Ep8/22) 
04:052 Broke Girls And the Fun Factory Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their T-shirts, but become suspicious after meeting the overly enthusiastic employees. (S4 Ep8/22) 
04:25The Goldbergs Baio and Switch To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12/24) 
04:50Couples Come Dine with Me Three couples battle it out for the ?1000 prize. In Birmingham, a safe and solid menu prompts a pair of tactile lovebirds to offer advice on reigniting the spark. 
06:00Hollyoaks Goldie and Myra discover something about Prince and Lily, while Alfie is convinced a meteorite is coming to Hollyoaks. Adam's dark thoughts cause him to lash out.