This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, July 27 2019

06:00Speechless S-t--Star W--Wars W--Wars Two tickets to a film premiere promise a glorious night for JJ and Ray, until JJ is drawn to the dark side by a pretty classmate. (S2 Ep8/18) 
06:30Speechless S-i--Silent N-i--Night After putting JJ under pressure to get a new dog, Dylan takes a vow of silence to better understand what it's like to be her brother. (S2 Ep9/18) 
06:55Speechless N-e--New Y--Year's E--Eve Jimmy convinces Maya to go on a night out together on New Year's Eve, but they struggle with Maya's urge to rush home to the kids. (S2 Ep10/18) 
07:25Speechless The H-u-s--Hustle Maya and Jimmy get dragged into a school fundraiser at which Maya makes a new friend. Ray explores his reckless side with JJ and Dylan. (S2 Ep11/18) 
07:55Speechless D-i--DiMeo A-c--Academy After a dust-up about JJ's graduation with his teachers, Maya comes to her son's rescue and launches her own school from their home. (S2 Ep12/18) 
08:30The Goldbergs I Coulda Been a Lawyer Beverly decides the street where the family lives needs another stop sign, and Barry realises he's neglected his college applications. (S6 Ep13) 
09:00The Goldbergs Major League'd Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14) 
09:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17/18) 
10:00Small Soldiers Film (1998) Kirsten Dunst, Denis Leary and Gregory Smith star in Gremlins director Joe Dante's adventure. Two teens try to stop toys fitted with military microchips from running amok. 
12:10Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus some interesting food clips. 
12:30The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Itchy Brain Simulation A worried Leonard thinks that Sheldon will over-react when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24) 
14:00The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) 
14:30The Big Bang Theory The Conjugal Conjecture The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together, and Penny's family arrives. (S10 Ep1/24) 
15:00The Big Bang Theory The Military Miniaturization Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2/24) 
15:25The Big Bang Theory The Dependence Transcendence Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3/24) 
15:55The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Experimentation When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4/24) 
16:25The Big Bang Theory The Hot Tub Contamination Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5/24) 
16:55The Big Bang Theory The Fetal Kick Catalyst Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host a brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6/24) 
17:25The Big Bang Theory The Veracity Elasticity Leonard is upset when he finds out Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7/24) 
17:50The Big Bang Theory The Brain Bowl Incubation Sheldon tries to convince Amy they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8/24) 
18:15The Big Bang Theory The Geology Elevation Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague Bert the geologist has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9/24) 
18:45The Big Bang Theory The Property Division Collision Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions into two separate households but tension ensues. (S10 Ep10/24) 
19:15Madagascar Film (2005) Family animated adventure. After escaping from New York's Central Park Zoo, four pampered animals must learn to fend for themselves when they get stranded in the wilds of Madagascar. 
21:00Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Film (2004) Comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. Fighting for survival, a down-at-heel gym goes head-to-head with its neighbouring glitzy rival in a winner-takes-all game of dodgeball. 
22:55Gogglebox The armchair critics comment on Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Game of Thrones, Blind Date, Jeremy Wade's Dark Waters, Hostile Planet and the News. (S13 Ep11) 
23:55Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics react to Sex Tape, Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, This Morning, The All New Monty Who Bares Wins, The Yorkshire Vet and the News. (S13 Ep12) 
01:00First Dates Roll-neck-phobe Lucy returns, and this time men are off the menu. Can Dr Nick cure GP Emma's dating dry patch? And will James's love of 1D send Mark in the direction of the door? (S6 Ep2) 
02:10First Dates Mum and daughter Maria and Charlotte visit the restaurant for the mother of all double dates. Academic Dan tries his 'intellectual' flirting technique with biologist Jemma. (S6 Ep3) 
03:10Gogglebox The armchair critics comment on Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Game of Thrones, Blind Date, Jeremy Wade's Dark Waters, Hostile Planet and the News. (S13 Ep11) [SL] 
04:00Rules of Engagement Voluntary Commitment Russell discovers that having a male assistant at work can be advantageous. Audrey decides to do some voluntary work and makes a bet with Jeff. [SL] 
04:25Rules of Engagement Jeff's New Friend Jeff is surprised when Audrey tells him that the friend he made at the gym is gay, while Russell worries about the young woman he's dating. [SL] 
04:45Rules of Engagement Dad's Visit Jeff's chauvinist father extends his visit after spraining his ankle, much to Audrey's dismay. Russell has a one-night stand with a woman who won't leave his home. [SL] 
05:05Rules of Engagement Lyin' King: Jeff and Audrey lie to Jennifer and Adam to get out of a dinner they are hosting so that they can go to a much cooler party. Timmy tries to keep Russell on his best behaviour. 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus The McQueens celebrate the first day of summer with a BBQ. Tom's Turtles opens, but there are staff problems. Harry makes a shocking discovery. Liam admits his true feelings for Mercedes.