This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, September 28 2018

06:00Hollyoaks It's the day Luke has been dreading in court. Mandy pleads with Scott to stand up in court and defend Luke. Charlie and Oscar overhear an argument between Nancy and Darren. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren is planning a grand gesture for Nancy. Breda is feeling taken for granted by Leela. It's Sienna's trial; she is released and greeted by Nancy, who needs her help. 
07:002 Broke Girls And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles Max wants to visit Los Angeles to win back Randy's affections, so she and Caroline begin a cross-country road trip. (S6 Ep11/22) 
07:302 Broke Girls And the Riverboat Runs Through It Now trying to meet Randy in Texas, the girls are forced to stow away on a riverboat to New Orleans and work as waitresses. (S6 Ep12/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy Home Is Where the Wheeler Is Riley can't face the mess she has made out of her relationships with Ben and Danny, so she runs home to her mother's house. (S4 Ep11/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy It Takes a Village Idiot Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben palming Emma off onto them every time he wants to do something more interesting. (S4 Ep12/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey What Happens in Jersey (Part 2/2): Joe and Mel are left confused when his grandmother Sofia resorts to trickery to make her grandson and his 'wife' repair their marriage. (S3 Ep15/16) 
09:30Melissa & Joey A Decent Proposal Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey, but her old flame Austin is in the picture. (S4 Ep1/21) 
10:00Young & Hungry Young & Unemployed After Sofia resigns from her job, Gabi forces Josh to consider hiring her as an intern. Elliot reluctantly invites his mother to visit. (S2 Ep11/21) 
10:30Young & Hungry Young & Oh, Brother! When Sofia's younger brother Benji arrives in San Francisco, Gabi is instantly attracted to him and thrilled when he asks her for a date. (S2 Ep12/21) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother The Mermaid Theory When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Windbreaker City The team is invited to a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise where the agent in charge assigns them the role of hostages. (S2 Ep15/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Wednesday Incident When Peralta notices that Captain Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. (S2 Ep16/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Isolation Permutation Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids dresses without her. (S5 Ep8/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Chaperones Mel and Joe volunteer to chaperone Ryder's school dance, but get themselves kicked out for bad behaviour. Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella. (S4 Ep10/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey I'll Cut You Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Love and Carriage Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, and when she wakes up, she is unable to remember anything about his proposal. (S5 Ep1/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Ben-geance While looking for a new bar manager, Ben interviews his old crush Sam, and decides to exact 'Ben-geance' on her for not noticing him in school. (S5 Ep2/20) 
16:00Young & Hungry Young & First Date Gabi's dream date turns into a nightmare when an unexpected guest gate-crashes her romantic dinner. Sofia has a big confession to make. (S3 Ep2/10) 
16:30Young & Hungry Young & Parents Josh and Gabi's romantic night is ruined when his mum and her dad turn up unexpectedly. Sofia, Yolanda and Elliot are thrown out of a cinema. (S3 Ep3/10) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Funeral The precinct gets another personnel change, putting Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle's Hunch Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Werewolf Transformation Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Nancy tells Kyle that she won't stop until she tears Darren and Mandy apart. Romeo and Prince are trying to come up with another money-making scheme, while Hunter confronts Mac. 
19:30The Posh Frock Shop A bride-to-be's mother-in-law and fianc? have plenty to say when choosing the perfect wedding dress. Craig helps a celebrity broadcaster find a glamorous gown for an awards event. (Ep5) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
21:00Die Hard 2 Film (1990) Thriller. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is in trouble at Washington's Dulles Airport, where an ex-CIA renegade plans to free a South American drugs baron. Violence/strong language. 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) 
23:55The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) 
00:25Naked Attraction Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) 
01:25Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite TV viewers think of Doctor Foster, Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Diaries Webcam Couples, Release the Hounds, First Dates, The X Factor and the News? (S6 Ep4) [SL] 
02:30Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Alice covers Hannah's shocking memorial to her wild-child years, Uzzi takes on Alan's tribute to an R'n'B star, and Sketch rids Kaylee of an obscene arm tattoo. (S5 Ep2) 
03:25Celebs Go Dating: Valentines Gemma heads out on her second date with Ben. Muggy Mike meets contortionist Lauren on a trapeze. London goes to play crazy golf with personal trainer Elliot. (S4 Ep9/20) 
04:202 Broke Girls And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles Max wants to visit Los Angeles to win back Randy's affections, so she and Caroline begin a cross-country road trip. (S6 Ep11/22) 
04:402 Broke Girls And the Riverboat Runs Through It Now trying to meet Randy in Texas, the girls are forced to stow away on a riverboat to New Orleans and work as waitresses. (S6 Ep12/22) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10/24) 
06:00Couples Come Dine with Me This edition of Couples Come Dine with Me centres on Blackburn, Lancashire. First hosts are 30-year-old beauty salon owner Carla and her fianc? Marcus, whose wedding is just weeks away.