This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, October 24 2018

06:00Hollyoaks It's Ste and Harry's wedding day, but Goldie forgot to pass the message on to Mercedes that The Dog is meant to be catering. And James uses Romeo to help him expose his affair with Harry. 
06:30Hollyoaks Romeo professes his love for Lily. Diane tells Tony she still loves him and is willing to give things a second try. Rose refers to Diane as her mum, which devastates Tegan. 
07:00New Girl Menzies Jess increases the intensity of her job search, Schmidt begins a relationship with his attractive boss, and Nick gains wisdom from a taciturn new acquaintance. (S2 Ep7/25) 
07:30New Girl Parents Jess invites her divorced mother and father over for Thanksgiving dinner, hoping to reunite them with a Parent Trap-style plot, and she enlists Nick and Cece to help. (S2 Ep8/25) 
08:00Baby Daddy What's in the Box?! Danny and Ben are eager to find out the gender of Riley's baby, although she'd prefer it to be a surprise, but their quest creates mix-ups. (S6 Ep10/11) 
08:30Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Put a Ring on It Joe buys Mel a fake birthday gift to distract her from his big surprise: a unique wedding ring that he has had created especially for her. (S5 Ep19/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Game Night With Ryder home on leave from the Navy, Mel decides to organise a fun family game night, pitting herself and Joe against Lennox and Zander. (S5 Ep20/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he choose to act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Killer Robot Instability Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is hurt when Penny reveals what she thinks about his behaviour towards women. (S2 Ep12/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Circle of Driving US comedy about an 11-year-old boy documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons. (S1 Ep1/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Daddy Daughter Day A day out with Erica at the roller-skating rink leaves Murray wishing he hadn't asked his daughter to confide in him about her life. (S1 Ep2/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Closet Reconfiguration When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Up Close and Personal When a reporter doing a profile on Mel discovers she has a male nanny working for her, the focus of the story shifts onto Joe. (S1 Ep7/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Dancing with the Stars of Toledo Mel agrees to participate in a local Dancing with the Stars-themed charity event to raise money for the at-risk kids that Lennox tutors. (S1 Ep8/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy A Wheeler Family Christmas Outing Ben tries to bring everyone together for Emma's first Christmas photo, including his dad Ray, who's been keeping a secret. (S1 Ep9/10) 
15:30Baby Daddy Something Borrowed, Something Ben Riley organises a wedding for her friends Katie and Dave but is horrified when Ben invites his wild pal Gene to the event. (S1 Ep10/10) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Last Ride Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs You're Under Foot When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop. (S1 Ep12/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs The Other Smother While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks The storm causes a dramatic structural collapse, putting several lives in danger, while Mercedes and Goldie are in competition with each other about who can make the best cocktail. 
19:30Young Sheldon An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Solder Excursion Diversion Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19/24) 
21:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Calvin the over-enthusiastic groom plans a monster Scottish wedding for him and his bride-to-be Leanne at Loch Ness. Will his big idea come back to bite him? (Ep11) 
22:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Eyal and Sam get all bromantic when they go double dating, while Alik becomes mushy and gushy on his night out. The agents send Amy on a medieval-themed date. (S5 Ep9/20) 
23:05New: Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - One Month Anniversaries: The couples celebrate a major milestone in different ways as the experiment reaches its halfway point, but will it be a day to remember? (S6 Ep9) 
00:05The Big Bang Theory The Werewolf Transformation Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18/24) 
00:35The Big Bang Theory The Weekend Vortex Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a video game marathon. (S5 Ep19/24) 
01:05Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Eyal and Sam get all bromantic when they go double dating, while Alik becomes mushy and gushy on his night out. The agents send Amy on a medieval-themed date. (S5 Ep9/20) 
02:05Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Calvin the over-enthusiastic groom plans a monster Scottish wedding for him and his bride-to-be Leanne at Loch Ness. Will his big idea come back to bite him? (Ep11) 
03:00Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - One Month Anniversaries: The couples celebrate a major milestone in different ways as the experiment reaches its halfway point, but will it be a day to remember? (S6 Ep9) 
03:45How I Met Your Mother The Ashtray When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. (S8 Ep17/24) 
04:05How I Met Your Mother Weekend at Barney's When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney helps his friend find a new date by using his infamous playbook full of 'fool-proof' ways to chat up women. (S8 Ep18/24) 
04:30The Big Bang Theory The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he choose to act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) 
04:50The Big Bang Theory The Killer Robot Instability Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is hurt when Penny reveals what she thinks about his behaviour towards women. (S2 Ep12/23) 
06:00Hollyoaks Romeo professes his love for Lily. Diane tells Tony she still loves him and is willing to give things a second try. Rose refers to Diane as her mum, which devastates Tegan.