This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, April 25 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Leela is concerned about Peri, while Esther and Nancy use Adam to try and prove to Jack that Darcy isn't good for him. Sienna gets a terrifying message and is suspicious of Misbah. 
06:30Hollyoaks Sienna panics about an encrypted email she's received, while Esther reveals some truths that could jeopardise Darcy and Jack's future. Jesse tries to make amends with Goldie and Courtney. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Jeff Day When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Adam is baffled when his eye keeps twitching. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Zygote Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The Bracket Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (S3 Ep14/20) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (S3 Ep15/20) 
09:00New Girl Exes Jess tries to show Nick he can still get on well with his ex-girlfriend by introducing him to her former boyfriend. Coach borrows Schmidt's flat to impress a date. (S3 Ep15/23) 
09:30New Girl Sister Jess's wild-child sister Abby visits and throws the apartment into disarray. Winston and Bertie give a dinner party for the gang but only Cece and Coach attend. (S3 Ep16/23) 
10:002 Broke Girls And the Rock Me on the Dais When Caroline hears the movie based on her life is getting its premiere, she and Max are invited to a press event to promote it. (S6 Ep21/22) 
10:302 Broke Girls And 2 Broke Girls The Movie: The diner gang get ready to walk the red carpet as the day of Caroline's movie premiere dawns, but there's an unexpected guest. (S6 Ep22/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Karen Peralta On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs In Conclusion, Thanksgiving Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Wingmom Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Transporter Malfunction Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Hawking Excitation When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, making Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother Shelter Island Stella's sister is jilted just before her wedding. Angry at the amount of money spent, Stella suggests she and Ted take over the wedding for themselves. (S4 Ep5/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother Happily Ever After Ted's friends are worried that he isn't facing up to his feelings about Stella when he hides from her in a restaurant, but later he manages to confront her. (S4 Ep6/24) 
15:00New Girl Teachers Jess, Coach and Ryan attend a two-day teachers' conference and, back at the loft apartment, Nick, Schmidt and Winston try to have a wild weekend. (S4 Ep8/22) 
15:30New Girl Girl Fight When a girl fight breaks out between Jess and Cece, Schmidt tries to understand what's behind it. Nick has a date with Tran's granddaughter Kai. (S4 Ep10/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs 12 Tapes for a Penny Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Magic Is Real Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Habitation Configuration Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Adam lies to Maxine when she catches him in the middle of a deal - but will she believe him? Later on, Adam's persuaded by Glenn to do another job, but again it's outside the law. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Sugar artist Michelle proves her imagination knows no bounds, Molly hopes to make a rhino fan's fourth birthday wish come true, and Suzanne tackles her biggest floral commission to date. 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - MTV Spring Break: Hoping to enjoy a genuine spring break experience, Erica and Barry pay a visit to Pops in Florida, but the jaunt isn't what they expected. (S5 Ep18) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Reclusive Potential: A brilliant scientist invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, so Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. (S11 Ep20/24) 
21:00New: Timeless Brand new series - The Salem Witch Hunt: Wyatt faces a shocking truth. Flynn joins Lucy and Rufus in the Lifeboat on a trip back to 1692 at the height of the Salem witch trials. (S2 Ep4/10) 
22:00Naked Attraction After dating a few love rats, 24-year-old beautician Gemma wants to find her Prince Charming. Fed up with men, 28-year-old tattoo artist Jennafer seeks the perfect woman. (S2 Ep4/5) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Panty Pinata Polarization Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8/23) 
00:05First Dates Ted lost his beloved wife of 40 years three years ago. Now he's ready to return to the dating world. He meets Marian, who's been married four times but hasn't given up on love. (S6 Ep4) 
01:10Tattoo Fixers Model Kelly needs Sketch's help to remove a lower-back tattoo. Alice sorts out Liam's DIY tattoo disaster, while Jay creates a memorial tattoo for Mitch. (S3 Ep8) [SL] 
02:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated viewers think of television programmes including Dogs Might Fly, Drive, Marcella, Sex Box, Mastermind and Natural Born Winners? (S7 Ep8) 
03:05The Goldbergs Brand new series - MTV Spring Break: Hoping to enjoy a genuine spring break experience, Erica and Barry pay a visit to Pops in Florida, but the jaunt isn't what they expected. (S5 Ep18) 
03:25Timeless Brand new series - The Salem Witch Hunt: Wyatt faces a shocking truth. Flynn joins Lucy and Rufus in the Lifeboat on a trip back to 1692 at the height of the Salem witch trials. (S2 Ep4/10) 
04:10Rules of Engagement Jeff Day When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Adam is baffled when his eye keeps twitching. [SL] 
04:30Rules of Engagement Zygote Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process. 
06:00Hollyoaks Sienna panics about an encrypted email she's received, while Esther reveals some truths that could jeopardise Darcy and Jack's future. Jesse tries to make amends with Goldie and Courtney.