This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, January 25 2019

06:00Hollyoaks James crashes Harry's blind date to confess his love, which inspires his son Romeo to follow his heart too. Terry hatches an evil plan that may put his stepson Ste in danger. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ste agrees to help Terry, if it means that Terry will leave town for good. Romeo and Lily rekindle their romance. And Alfie is offered an internship in Washington DC. 
07:00Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: Day 9 and it's time to welcome Big Narstie to the coach in Altea. A trip to a donkey sanctuary and a spot of flyboarding lead to another explosive evening vote. (Ep9) 
07:30Extreme Cake Makers Eloise has received an order for a four foot tall replica of the Statue of Liberty made entirely of cake - but with 10 kilos of icing, can this lady stand on her own two feet? (Ep11/15) 
08:00Mike & Molly Near Death Do Us Part After Carl has a near-death experience while on duty, he tells Mike he's going to propose to Victoria. But can Mike keep a secret? (S5 Ep21) 
08:30Mike & Molly The Bitter Man and the Sea Mike and Molly are forced to revoke Carl's invitation to their anniversary cruise after his nasty break-up with Victoria. (S5 Ep22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Don't Train on My Parade Joe takes an interest in Mel's personal trainer as soon as they meet. Lennox develops a crush on Beckett but does her best to stay just friends. (S1 Ep14/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Lost in Translation Mel asks Joe to act as translator when she has a meeting with a Japanese businessman, but once they all get together for dinner, things turn awkward. (S1 Ep15/30) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Viewing Party Combustion During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Fermentation Bifurcation The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Mini Murray Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it. (S1 Ep3/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Why're You Hitting Yourself? Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia. (S1 Ep4/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, and he actually summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
14:00Melissa & Joey All Politics Is Local Mel's father returns to town to lobby for a political bill that Mel is opposed to. Lennox's poems catch the attention of a popular classmate. (S1 Ep24/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Other Longo When Joe's photographer brother Tony visits, Mel is impressed by his work and asks him to take some shots of her. Lennox avoids Ryder when he has a cold. (S1 Ep25/30) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Single Stamina Barney is struggling with the fact that his friends are all in relationships. Then his brother arrives for a visit and reveals that he is settling down too. (S2 Ep10/22) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Columns Ted struggles to fire his belittling former boss Hammond, who is now working for him. After three failed attempts to sack him, Hammond has a heart attack. (S2 Ep13/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Slaughterhouse Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bank Job Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Other Smother While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs You Opened the Door Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly because he is planning to attend the school dance with Dana. (S1 Ep14/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Terry is making Ste's life hell, but luckily Jonny is by his side. Sienna needs to prove to Laurie she's worth trusting, and Romeo plans to make a shocking confession to James. 
19:30New: Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: The final day of the celeb road trip sees the coach roll into the tourist mecca of Benidorm. There's a trip to a water park, dancing, and an emotional final vote. (Ep10) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion Howard is furious with jealousy when he tries to woo a girl by inviting her to the Mars Rover laboratory and she ends up falling for Leonard instead. (S2 Ep8/23) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Nervous Howard gets assistance from the Mars Rover when Nasa asks him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game in honour of National Space Day. (S8 Ep3/24) 
21:00Dumb and Dumber To Film (2014) Gross-out comedy sequel with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. Two decades after their first one, Harry and Lloyd take another idiocy-and-incident-packed road trip. Strong language/sex. 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Speckerman Recurrence Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11/24) 
00:05Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash covers Bev's shocking self-portrait. Sketch helps Rich forget a marriage proposal gone wrong. Alice creates a design for John, who suffered a spider bite. (S5 Ep13) [SL] 
01:10Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated viewers on: The British Property Boom, The Apprentice, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The X Factor, the News and more. (S4 Ep10/12) [SL] 
02:15First Dates Glamorous former reality TV star Aisleyne is looking for a man with 'the heart of the Dalai Lama, the personality of Russell Brand and the body of Rocky Balboa'. (S11 Ep3) 
03:10Rude Tube: Weird v Weirder Alex Zane presents a fresh top 50 countdown featuring brushing teeth with fireworks, the most bonkers wrestling stunt ever and the incredible vegan rap. (S11 Ep3) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Viewing Party Combustion During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21/24) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Fermentation Bifurcation The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22/24) 
04:40Mike & Molly Near Death Do Us Part After Carl has a near-death experience while on duty, he tells Mike he's going to propose to Victoria. But can Mike keep a secret? (S5 Ep21) 
05:00Mike & Molly The Bitter Man and the Sea Mike and Molly are forced to revoke Carl's invitation to their anniversary cruise after his nasty break-up with Victoria. (S5 Ep22) 
05:20How I Met Your Mother Single Stamina Barney is struggling with the fact that his friends are all in relationships. Then his brother arrives for a visit and reveals that he is settling down too. (S2 Ep10/22) 
06:00Spencer, Vogue and Baby Too Brand new series: Spencer and Vogue organise a naming ceremony for baby Theodore. But Spencer has agreed to take part in a charity boxing match and Vogue is not best pleased. (Ep3)