This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, August 19 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Stuart and Jonny have an alarming secret plan, which is discovered by an intruder. Goldie is burning all of her clothes from her exes, and Mercedes has to cover her tracks. 
06:30Hollyoaks It's Jack and Breda's secret wedding day, but Breda has pressing matters to attend to. She tells Joel in the confession box that someone in her family has sinned. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Jeff Day When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Adam is baffled when his eye keeps twitching. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Zygote Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The End of the Aisle With only 30 minutes before the wedding, both Robin and Barney are having panic attacks, and Lily and Marshall think about their own wedding vows. (S9 Ep22/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Last Forever (Part 1/2): With Barney and Robin's wedding day over, Ted says goodbye to the gang and prepares to leave for a new life in Chicago, but fate has other plans. (S9 Ep23/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Toledo's Next Top Model Lennox seeks Mel's permission when she is asked to become a model. Mel isn't keen on the idea until she finds out how much Lennox could earn. (S1 Ep17/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey The Mel Word When Mel's cousin Emily gets engaged to her girlfriend Bianca, Mel plans their wedding, but it seems one of the brides-to-be has her eye on somebody else. (S1 Ep18/30) 
10:00Baby Daddy I'm Not That Guy Riley asks Ben to be her date at a work party but Ben's efforts to prove he is dependable fall short. Tucker schemes to go out with a model. (S2 Ep1/16) 
10:30Baby Daddy There's Something Fitchy Going On Ben discovers a shocking secret about Riley's new beau Fitch. Things heat up between Danny and his new girlfriend Milena. (S2 Ep2/16) 
11:00Speechless P-r--Prom It's prom night, and all three DiMeo kids are going, leaving Maya and Jimmy with a rare night to themselves, in which they analyse past arguments. (S1 Ep21/23) 
11:30Speechless M-a--May-Jay Maya is excited to spend the school summer holidays with JJ, but he and Kenneth have other plans. Dylan's identity in the family is threatened. (S1 Ep22/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Christmas When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Pontiac Bandit In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he has been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Countdown Reflection Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Date Night Variable Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Play Ball Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey A House Divided Mel and Joe get into an unexpected property dispute with their neighbour. Ryder makes a short film about not texting while driving, starring Lennox. (S1 Ep28/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy Whatever Lola Wants Ben offers to dog-sit for his girlfriend Megan but the dog doesn't seem to like him much. Danny hires two cute girls to clean the apartment. (S2 Ep11/16) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Christening Ben convinces Bonnie and Ray to invite conservative Aunt Betty to Emma's baptism in the hopes she'll write a nice fat cheque for Emma. (S2 Ep12/16) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Unsolvable Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Charges and Specs Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22/22) 
17:00Speechless S-t--Star W--Wars W--Wars Two tickets to a film premiere promise a glorious night for JJ and Ray, until JJ is drawn to the dark side by a pretty classmate. (S2 Ep8/18) 
17:30Speechless S-i--Silent N-i--Night After putting JJ under pressure to get a new dog, Dylan takes a vow of silence to better understand what it's like to be her brother. (S2 Ep9/18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Santa Simulation Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks The village is shaken by the disturbing discovery. The walls are closing in on Breda, but will she manage to talk her way out of it? Damon has a big idea to show Maxine how special she is. 
19:30The Goldbergs There Can Be Only One Highlander Club Adam and Johnny Atkins compete to become head of the Highlander Club at school, though Beverly would prefer them to bond. (S6 Ep16) 
20:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Tattler Peralta and Gina attend their 20-year high school reunion. Boyle helps Diaz with a decision. A radio show mystery sound contest baffles the guys. (S6 Ep3/18) 
20:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Four Movements Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4/18) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: It's speed dating time for Megan, Demi, Chloe and Lauren, but two of the girls fancy the same guy. Jack heads off on his second date with Tilly. (S7 Ep12/20) 
22:00First Dates Tall, handsome J wants to prove there's more to him than meets the eye. Stuart and his ex-wife Mandy come to the First Dates restaurant together for a date each. (S10 Ep1) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
00:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Golden Child Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9/18) 
00:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gintars Boyle and Peralta investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Santiago bring in forensic scientist Dr Yee to help close a difficult murder case for Diaz. (S6 Ep10/18) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: It's speed dating time for Megan, Demi, Chloe and Lauren, but two of the girls fancy the same guy. Jack heads off on his second date with Tilly. (S7 Ep12/20) 
02:10First Dates Hotel Are Spurs fan Ryland and West Ham-supporting Amanda a match made in heaven? Meanwhile, First Dates waitress Laura gives an unhappy couple a shoulder to cry on. (S3 Ep4) 
03:05Gogglebox Britain's favourite viewers on: Doctor Foster, The X Factor, Last Night of the Proms, This Is England '90, Britain's Biggest Adventure with Bear Grylls, First Dates and the News. (S6 Ep2) [SL] 
04:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Golden Child Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9/18) 
04:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gintars Boyle and Peralta investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Santiago bring in forensic scientist Dr Yee to help close a difficult murder case for Diaz. (S6 Ep10/18) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother The End of the Aisle With only 30 minutes before the wedding, both Robin and Barney are having panic attacks, and Lily and Marshall think about their own wedding vows. (S9 Ep22/24) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Last Forever (Part 1/2): With Barney and Robin's wedding day over, Ted says goodbye to the gang and prepares to leave for a new life in Chicago, but fate has other plans. (S9 Ep23/24) 
05:30Rules of Engagement Jeff Day When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Adam is baffled when his eye keeps twitching. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks It's Jack and Breda's secret wedding day, but Breda has pressing matters to attend to. She tells Joel in the confession box that someone in her family has sinned.