This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, October 18 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Glenn and Grace are alarmed by recent findings, while Mandy gets a loan to help Tony. Yasmine and Peri are jealous over Lily's idea for the journalism competition. 
06:30Hollyoaks Diane is furious when she discovers Tony's lies, while Peri and Yasmine are shocked by what they find out about Lily. 
07:00Charmed The Power of Two While taking a tour of Alcatraz, Phoebe sees the ghost of a killer take possession of a guard's body so that he can cross the waters surrounding the prison and escape. 
08:00Melissa & Joey Let's Get It Started Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Failure to Communicate The family gathers around the laptop to video chat with Ryder in New Orleans on his 18th birthday, but the computer suddenly crashes. (S5 Ep6/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Partnership Hits the Fan A law firm courts Randy for a new job and invites him and Max to dinner at a trendy pop-up restaurant to meet the partners. (S5 Ep20/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Ten Inches Max and Caroline ask the owner of the pizza restaurant next door to rent her back office to them so they can expand their dessert bar. (S5 Ep21/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy She Said, Ben Said When Ben's first date with a new flame doesn't go well, Danny and Riley step in to help, but their assistance does more harm than good. (S5 Ep18/20) 
10:30Baby Daddy Condom Conundrum After their stash of contraceptives is accidentally damaged, Ben, Tucker and Danny panic because their girlfriends might be pregnant. (S5 Ep19/20) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Ashtray When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Weekend at Barney's When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney helps his friend find a new date by using his infamous playbook full of 'fool-proof' ways to chat up women. 
12:00The Goldbergs The Darryl Dawkins Dance As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey. (S2 Ep11/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Cowboy Country New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Parent Trap Mel is alarmed when her father gives Joe's mother some advice about drawing up a will and the pair start to get along a little too well. (S5 Ep17/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey's Frozen During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy What's in the Box?! Danny and Ben are eager to find out the gender of Riley's baby, although she'd prefer it to be a surprise, but their quest creates mix-ups. (S6 Ep10/11) 
15:30Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
16:00New Girl Thanksgiving Jess invites Paul, a music teacher from her school whom she's always had a crush on, to the gang's big Thanksgiving dinner, which naturally goes horribly awry. 
16:30New Girl Bells Desperate for rehearsal space, Jess brings her youth hand-bell quartet to the flat to practise and things take an interesting turn when Winston reveals hidden musical talents. 
17:00The Goldbergs The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet Barry is excited when a representative from a modelling agency approaches him but Erica thinks the whole thing is a scam. (S2 Ep9/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: The Vamps come to teach the girl band a trick or two about the pop industry, and the dance crew's new-found harmony starts to evaporate as old conflicts arise. (S2 Ep18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Wildebeest Implementation Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Engagement Reaction Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Zack tries to help Leela, who is struggling to cope. Tony worries about Harry's whereabouts, while Cindy is caught red-handed, and Lily cancels on Prince. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Chocolatier Tracey Kindred has been tasked to produce a gruesome two foot tall wedding cake that pays tribute to the bride and groom's love of all things Gothic. (Ep8/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) 
21:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Mummy's boy Tiago plans to put his self-conscious bride Karlette on the big screen at his 1950s drive-in wedding, but she wants something intimate and contemporary. (Ep13) 
22:00Naked Attraction Taking part this time around are Sapphire, who is looking for a woman, and Kieron, who will be choosing from six women in the Naked Attraction pods. (Ep4) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Perspiration Implementation The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
00:00Rude Tube: Rudelympics Alex Zane presents the funniest and greatest alternative sporting and athletic heroes and fails. Who will get the gold - the cats with their workout routine? (S10 Ep4/10) 
01:05Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Mummy's boy Tiago plans to put his self-conscious bride Karlette on the big screen at his 1950s drive-in wedding, but she wants something intimate and contemporary. (Ep13) 
02:05First Dates Eccentric student Louisa, who went to an all-girls boarding school and says she can't flirt, meets Will, who was once the 'token fat child' but lost weight and gained confidence. (S4 Ep14) 
03:00Rude Tube: Feasts of Fury This top 50 features some very funny food clips including the Pope popping out for a pizza, a cat cookery show and the rudest waitress in the world. (S10 Ep5/10) 
03:50Rude Tube: Animals and Kids A celebration of adorable children and remarkable creatures made famous online, from swearing babies and kamikaze dogs to breakdancing toddlers and motorbiking monkeys. 
04:15Rude(ish) Tube This edition of Rude(ish) Tube presents a man being attacked by a wreath, a tornado wreaking havoc on a football match and a lady with a crush on President Obama. 
04:40Charmed The Power of Two While taking a tour of Alcatraz, Phoebe sees the ghost of a killer take possession of a guard's body so that he can cross the waters surrounding the prison and escape. 
06:00Hollyoaks Diane is furious when she discovers Tony's lies, while Peri and Yasmine are shocked by what they find out about Lily.