This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, December 15 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Diane is reaching the end of her tether with Tony's behaviour, and James is worried when Tony suggests telling all about Harry. Maxine and Nancy team up to teach Darcy a lesson. 
06:30Hollyoaks Diane begs Tony to open up but he's busy preparing for his fancy dress throwback party. Cindy tries her luck with Tony, and an old face returns. Tom and Holly do some detective work. 
07:00Charmed Sand Francisco Dreamin' A demon attacks the Charmed Ones with dream dust stolen from the Sandman, causing their worst nightmares - including an evil clown - to come to life. 
08:00Charmed The Day the Magic Died Phoebe and Paige attend a summit meeting with the leaders of evil when all magic - both benign and destructive - temporarily disappears from the world. 
09:00Rules of Engagement A Big Bust Audrey befriends her housekeeper Ana and decides to raise money from all the neighbours in the building to pay for an operation that Ana needs. 
09:30Rules of Engagement Missed Connections When Timmy shares a romantic moment with a woman on the subway, he tries to track her down using a website that finds missed connections. 
10:00black-ish Oedipal Triangle Dre's mother Ruby visits but just can't seem to get along with Rainbow. Can Dre find a way to persuade the two women to bury the hatchet? (S1 Ep8/24) 
10:30black-ish Colored Commentary Dre encourages the family to support each other, but he falls short of Rainbow's expectations. Zoey and Andre Jr 'volunteer' to babysit. (S1 Ep9/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother How I Met Everyone Else Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Dowisetrepla Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and begin to look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first flat he sees, but Lily can't afford to live there. 
12:00New Girl Wig When Nick's intense attraction to Reagan has an impact on Schmidt and Cece's relationship, they take action. Winston teaches Reagan the art of break-ups. (S5 Ep7/22) 
12:30New Girl The Decision Reagan challenges Nick and Winston about their indecisiveness when she declares that she will sleep with one of them, but they must decide who. (S5 Ep8/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Status Quo Combustion With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Interruption Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait The Power of Positive Drinking Kevin takes a job as a bartender in a restaurant, but he goes too far when he starts dispensing unsolicited advice to his customers. (Ep9/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait The Fantastic Pho Kevin gets his friends to invest in his new food truck venture, but when the chef quits, he worries that he's bitten off more than he can chew. (Ep10/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother The Goat Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. 
16:00New Girl Dress The wedding is looming but Jess is still doing the alterations on Cece's dress. Nick struggles to ask Reagan to be his 'plus one' for the wedding. (S5 Ep19/22) 
16:30New Girl Return to Sender Sam introduces Jess to his female best friend, Diane. Nick worries Schmidt's father will let his son down and leave him disappointed again. (S5 Ep20/22) 
17:00Kevin Can Wait Showroom Showdown Kevin and Chale get jobs working in the warehouse of an electronics store to pay for Kendra's wedding but Kevin's competitive side is unleashed. (Ep19/24) 
17:30Kevin Can Wait Double Date When Goody and Didi invite Mott and Cindy on a weekend trip, Kevin and Donna feel rejected and go online to find some new couples to hang out with. (Ep20/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Champagne Reflection Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Tony and Diane argue at the carol concert, while Luke and Mandy cross wires. Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case, and James is intrigued by Sami. 
19:30Melissa & Joey A Melanie & Josiah Christmas Competition grows between Mel and Joe over whose treasured ornament should take the prestigious top spot on the Christmas tree. (S5 Ep2/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
21:00The Impossible Film (2013) Powerful fact-based drama with Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor and Tom Holland. A British family is caught up in the devastating 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami. Contains distressing scenes. 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Jiminy Conjecture Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2/23) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
00:10Rude Tube: Christmas Cracker Alex Zane presents 50 of the finest festive clips from the worldwide winternet, featuring the world's worst and sexiest Santas, alternative carols and the best Christmas surprises. 
01:15Gogglebox Britain's opinionated TV viewers pass comment on A Great British Christmas with Sarah Beeny, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! (S2 Ep11/13) 
02:05Tattoo Fixers Brand new series: Alice gives feline fan Luke a pawsome tattoo. Sketch rids Gavin of a saucy slogan. Glen tackles Hannah's four-letter faux pas. Firefighter Simon has a hot design. (S4 Ep6) 
03:00First Dates Hotel Handsome devout Christian Jordan survived a brain tumour at 24 and is ready to grab life and love with both hands. Meanwhile, comedian Louise returns to the hotel for a second date. (Ep6/6) 
03:55black-ish Oedipal Triangle Dre's mother Ruby visits but just can't seem to get along with Rainbow. Can Dre find a way to persuade the two women to bury the hatchet? (S1 Ep8/24) 
04:15black-ish Colored Commentary Dre encourages the family to support each other, but he falls short of Rainbow's expectations. Zoey and Andre Jr 'volunteer' to babysit. (S1 Ep9/24) 
04:40Charmed Sand Francisco Dreamin' A demon attacks the Charmed Ones with dream dust stolen from the Sandman, causing their worst nightmares - including an evil clown - to come to life. [SL] 
06:00How I Met Your Mother Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra: Marshall reveals how he learnt enough speed, strength and accuracy to deliver the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns to Barney. (S9 Ep14/24)