This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, March 24 2018

06:00Couples Come Dine with Me In and around Newcastle, will married couple Rosalind and Roy's refined evening impress bar-owner Skev and his younger girlfriend Kayleigh, or thespian partners Paul and Vanessa? 
06:55Couples Come Dine with Me In and around Newcastle, Jamie and Georgi think Laura and Kevin's steak and chips is too basic, but is that just their posh palette? And someone's dessert almost goes up in flames! 
07:55Made in Chelsea Brand new series: How will Jamie react to the news that Melody might be settling in Chelsea for good? And Melissa has to decide whether to trust Harry or call it a day. (S15 Ep2/12) 
09:00Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Robert wants a vibrant royal African theme for his nuptials, while his bride Adrianna dreams of a traditional wedding for a small group of family and friends. (Ep5) 
10:00The Goldbergs Barry Goldberg's Day Off Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14/24) 
10:30The Goldbergs Happy Mom, Happy Life Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Lost Boy Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Adam Bomb Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs I Drank the Mold Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) 
12:30Dr Seuss' The Cat in the Hat Film (2003) Family comedy with Mike Myers. A badly behaved boy and his super-organised sister are plunged into an anarchic adventure when a man-sized talking cat suddenly appears at their home. 
14:05Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus some interesting food clips. 
14:30The Goldbergs Brand new series - The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Bad Beat: To track down an arms dealer, Peralta and Jeffords go undercover at an illegal gambling club. Hitchcock and Scully have an unusual challenge for Diaz. (S5 Ep5) 
15:30Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom: Sheldon struggles with newfound popularity after using statistics to aid the school football team. (S1 Ep5/22) 
16:00The Great Celebrity Bake Off... ...For Stand Up To Cancer: Comic Tim Minchin, Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson, Made in Chelsea's Jamie Laing and singer Ella Eyre compete, baking loaf cake and meringue towers. (Ep3/5) 
17:15Extreme Cake Makers Husband and wife team Christine and Phil Jensen design and build two cakes for Prince Charles and Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall - but will they get the royal seal of approval? 
17:50Extreme Cake Makers Michelle Wibowo creates a six-foot long miniature steam train cake. Designer Karisha Pithwa has been commissioned to make a five-tier wedding cake with nearly 900 edible iced flowers. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Earworm Reverberation Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Military Miniaturization Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2/24) 
21:002 Guns Film (2013) Action thriller starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Two cops infiltrate a drug cartel, but ignorance of each other's identity imperils them both. Violence/strong language. 
23:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Downton Abbey, Great Continental Railway Journeys, Gift of Life, First Dates, Eternal Glory, Dirty Dancing and the News? (S6 Ep7) 
00:10Five Star Hotel Brand new series: As a new bunch of guests arrive, the celebrity staff lay on karaoke and a speed dating event where the romantic sparks start to fly. (Ep6/15) 
03:15Five Star Hotel Brand new series: New staff member Charlotte Dawson makes quite a stir on her first breakfast shift. And Spencer throws a Greek night at the hotel. (Ep7/15) 
03:20The Inbetweeners After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park. But when they get there, Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) 
03:45How I Met Your Mother The End of the Aisle With only 30 minutes before the wedding, both Robin and Barney are having panic attacks, and Lily and Marshall think about their own wedding vows. (S9 Ep22/24) 
04:10How I Met Your Mother Last Forever (Part 1/2): With Barney and Robin's wedding day over, Ted says goodbye to the gang and prepares to leave for a new life in Chicago, but fate has other plans. (S9 Ep23/24) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother Last Forever (Part 2/2): The gang are seeing less of each other, but reunite one more time for Ted's wedding. A huge event in his personal life leads Barney to change his ways. (S9 Ep24/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Luke and Mandy prepare for their trip to Florida but could Luke's past habits cause a problem? Cindy gets ready to launch her business, while Nancy and Darren continue to have difficulties.