This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, July 16 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Peri is trying her best to find Harley and comes up with an idea of opening a soup kitchen, but she tricks Joel and Ste into running it. 
06:30Hollyoaks The football team return from Barcelona, but Ollie is fed up when Buster hands him the team kit to wash. The Cheshire Foodie is coming to review The Hutch and Mandy is busy preparing. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me Sheffield and Rotherham Phil and his wife Ali kick off with their A-list menu, but with one vegetarian and one guest with a severe duck aversion, the group could prove tough to please. 
08:00Melissa & Joey The Unkindest Cut Mel and Austin have different opinions about whether or not to have children. Lennox struggles to write her college admissions essay. (S3 Ep7/16) 
08:30Melissa & Joey The Unfriending Joe convinces Mel to dump her high-maintenance friend Anita, but soon afterwards he begins to date her. Lennox tries to beat Zander's test scores. (S3 Ep8/16) 
09:00Baby Daddy I See Crazy People Riley doubts her future with Ben when a psychic reading says the relationship is doomed, so he tries to convince her that they are soulmates. (S4 Ep2/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy Mugging for the Camera When Ben and Riley are attacked by a mugger, Danny saves the day but can't take the credit as he's still pretending he lives in Paris. (S4 Ep3/22) 
10:00black-ish Inheritance When Dre's sister Rhonda visits, Ruby talks to both of her children about their inheritance. Santamonica hires Andre Jr to be her assistant. (S4 Ep11/23) 
10:30black-ish Bow Knows Dre is selected to take the lead at work on an important new campaign. Rainbow finds a group of women online who she can lean on for support. (S4 Ep12/23) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Vesuvius On the morning of the wedding, Ted helps a stressed Barney decide which suit to wear. Lily thinks Robin isn't treating her big day with the gravity it deserves. (S9 Ep19/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Daisy Marshall tries to work out where Lily went when she stormed out of the hotel on the night of their big fight. Robin is worried by Barney's pre-wedding behaviour. (S9 Ep20/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs I Caddyshacked the Pool Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Boy Barry When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Holiday Summation After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Romance Recalibration Penny thinks Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Independence Day Mel feels it's a good idea for her and Joe to explore their new relationship slowly, but he takes things too far when he gets another job and moves out. (S4 Ep2/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The New Deal Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents him from spending any quality time with her, so she sneaks over to see him at work. (S4 Ep3/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy It Takes a Village Idiot Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben palming Emma off onto them every time he wants to do something more interesting. (S4 Ep12/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy One Night Stand-Off Ben and Riley compete with each other playing a game in a bar - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Danny makes an investment. (S4 Ep13/22) 
16:00black-ish Collateral Damage An estranged Dre and Rainbow try taking it in turns to live in the family home to give each other space. Andre Jr's graduation day looms. (S4 Ep22/23) 
16:30black-ish Dream Home Dre gets a sleek, ultra-modern dream house in another neighbourhood with the best amenities, but Rainbow thinks it's unsuitable for the children. (S4 Ep23/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs Lainey Loves Lionel Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Weird Al Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cognition Regeneration Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Gyroscopic Collapse Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Sylver is ready for his first day of work at The Emporium, but business is slow. Tegan plans to surprise Dee Dee with Disney princesses, as her application to go to Disneyland is declined. 
19:30The Goldbergs Weird Science Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Robotic Manipulation Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20/24) 
21:00RoboCop Film (2014) Violent action-thriller reboot of the 1987 sci-fi classic. Joel Kinnaman plays a severely injured cop who's turned into a crime-fighting cyborg. With Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
23:45The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
00:15Gogglebox Britain's most opinionated TV viewers pass judgement on Sex Box, The X Factor, Homeland, QI, Through the Keyhole and Masters of Sex, straight from their sofas. (S2 Ep3/13) [SL] 
01:05First Dates Can Kenny and his biceps 'James' and 'Andrew' sweep gym manager Claire off her feet? And will the stars align for former Countdown contestant Jonny and mystical world traveller Clare? 
02:10Tattoo Fixers Sketch tackles Nick's measuring stick and covers Fran's naughty nickname. Glen helps heathen Bob get an honour inking. Jay removes Lee's charming chat-up line. (S4 Ep7) 
03:05Rude Tube: OMFG Alex Zane presents a top 50 featuring the latest jaw-dropping internet strangeness, including dashcam birthing and a samurai sword trick gone wrong. (S9 Ep7/10) 
03:55How I Met Your Mother Slap Bet Robin's refusal to go to the shopping mall piques Ted's interest as to why she dislikes them so much. Marshall and Barney propose a 'slap bet' to discover the reason. (S2 Ep9/22) 
04:15How I Met Your Mother Single Stamina Barney is struggling with the fact that his friends are all in relationships. Then his brother arrives for a visit and reveals that he is settling down too. (S2 Ep10/22) 
04:40Couples Come Dine with Me Sheffield and Rotherham Phil and his wife Ali kick off with their A-list menu, but with one vegetarian and one guest with a severe duck aversion, the group could prove tough to please. 
06:00Hollyoaks The football team return from Barcelona, but Ollie is fed up when Buster hands him the team kit to wash. The Cheshire Foodie is coming to review The Hutch and Mandy is busy preparing.