This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, July 9 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement The Birthday Deal It's Jeff's birthday and everyone is busy preparing for his party, but Jeff is upset by the amount of time that Audrey is putting into the event. 
06:30Rules of Engagement The Young and the Restless Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, so dares him to go out without his wedding ring to try. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2am Ted gets into a state of confusion when both Victoria and Robin demand a share of his attention at the same time. (S1 Ep18/22) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Best Prom Ever Marshall and Lily's dream wedding venue becomes free and they set a date for their nuptials. Lily, however, worries that she's not ready to get married. (S1 Ep20/22) 
08:00Melissa & Joey The Knockout When Mel punches a man who picks on Ryder at the cinema, a clip of the event is soon posted online and she becomes known as 'Battling Burke'. (S2 Ep5/15) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Breaking Up Is Hard to Do Mel wants to break up with her boyfriend Donald, but feels guilty because he's just been fired from his job. Holly confides a secret to Lennox. (S2 Ep6/15) 
09:00Baby Daddy Condom Conundrum After their stash of contraceptives is accidentally damaged, Ben, Tucker and Danny panic because their girlfriends might be pregnant. (S5 Ep19/20) 
09:30Baby Daddy My Fair Emma Ben forgets Emma's birthday. Danny and Riley come to a crossroads. Tucker has some exciting news but can't seem to get anyone's attention. (S5 Ep20/20) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Perspiration Implementation The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Bachelor Party Barry thinks he wants a wild bachelor party, but when confronted with the reality, he realises Adam's idea of a low-key event is more his speed. (S6 Ep9/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer Barry is thrilled that his engagement to Lainey enables him to celebrate Christmas at her house. Marvin makes a big promise to Adam. (S6 Ep10/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Dumpling Paradox When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Grasshopper Experiment Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him, only to discover that he can talk to a member of the opposite sex - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8/17) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Mel Marries Joe Joe offers to marry Elena in order to keep her in the USA, but a shocked Mel refuses to take part in the scheme until circumstances force her to get involved. (S2 Ep15/15) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Works for Me Joe no longer feels needed as a nanny in the Burke household and starts looking for a new job, much to Mel's alarm. Ryder gets in trouble on a school camping trip. (S3 Ep1/16) 
15:00Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
15:30Baby Daddy Strip or Treat Ben, Danny and Tucker's plans to attend the biggest Halloween celebration in the city fall through, so they decide to gatecrash a party. (S4 Ep21/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Eight-bit Goldbergs Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) 
17:30The Goldbergs This Is This Is Spinal Tap The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Favourites A classic episode featuring Tony Hutchinson. Tony and Mandy are grief-stricken when paramedics can't save their baby. Justin and Becca have doubts. Mel seeks help for her alcohol addiction. 
19:30New: Married at First Sight... ...Australia. Brand new series: The honeymoon is over, and all our remaining couples move in together. It's a daunting time as the couples are exposed to each other's routines. (S4 Ep9) 
21:00The Big Bang Theory The Dependence Transcendence Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3/24) 
21:30The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Experimentation When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4/24) 
22:00New: The Good Place Brand new series - Everything Is Bonzer!: Michael returns to Earth to give Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason a little nudge in the right direction to become better people. (S3 Ep1) 
22:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Manhunter Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt is made on a city councillor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer. (S7 Ep1) 
23:00Buffy the Vampire Slayer Passion Angel steps up his torment of Buffy and her friends as Jenny searches for a way to restore his soul. (S2 Ep17/22) 
00:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] Ricksy Business When Beth and Jerry head off on a romantic, Titanic-themed getaway, Rick and Summer throw a huge intergalactic house party that rapidly gets out of control. (S1 Ep11/11) 
00:30New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Max Caenen in: Why Would He Know if His Mother's a Size Queen: Prof X reveals how the X-Men got their powers. And Garfield gets buried in the pet cemetery. (S10 Ep11) 
00:45The Jellies! [adult swim] Gangsta's Paradise When jellyfish Debbie and Barry's marriage hits a rough patch, their human son Cornell decides to take matters into his own hands to save it. (S1 Ep1) 
01:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] Get Schwifty When a huge alien entity appears, seeking out some catchy new music, Rick and Morty call on Ice-T to help them write a tune for an intergalactic song competition. (S2 Ep5/10) 
01:30Gogglebox Including Twin Peaks, Britain's Got Talent, First Dates, Mexico Earth's Festival of Life, Andrew Neil's interview with Theresa May, and the News. (S9 Ep14) [SL] 
02:30The Good Place Brand new series - Everything Is Bonzer!: Michael returns to Earth to give Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason a little nudge in the right direction to become better people. (S3 Ep1) 
02:55Brooklyn Nine-Nine Manhunter Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt is made on a city councillor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer. (S7 Ep1) 
03:20The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
03:45The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Perspiration Implementation The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5/24) 
04:35The Big Bang Theory The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
05:00How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2am Ted gets into a state of confusion when both Victoria and Robin demand a share of his attention at the same time. (S1 Ep18/22) 
05:25How I Met Your Mother Best Prom Ever Marshall and Lily's dream wedding venue becomes free and they set a date for their nuptials. Lily, however, worries that she's not ready to get married. (S1 Ep20/22) 
06:00Rules of Engagement Kids Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend together, while Jeff and Audrey think about having children, and Russell runs into one of his old flames.