This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, December 18 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Diane begs Tony to open up but he's busy preparing for his fancy dress throwback party. Cindy tries her luck with Tony, and an old face returns. Tom and Holly do some detective work. 
06:30Hollyoaks Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information. He eventually opens up, but will he reveal the whole truth? 
07:00Charmed Baby's First Demon The sisters must protect Piper's newborn son from two demons sent by a crone. Phoebe's future with the newspaper is threatened by the publication's new owner. 
07:55Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring school, a spelling bee and ninjas. 
08:10The Dog Who Saved Christmas Film (2009) Family comedy-drama. A failed police dog gets a chance to prove himself when his owners go away for Christmas and two burglars decide to take advantage of the situation. 
10:00Rules of Engagement The Five Things When Audrey asks Jeff to name five of her personality traits that he likes, he struggles to complete the task, leaving her with hurt feelings. 
10:30Rules of Engagement Meat Wars When Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, Jeff entertains himself by having a barbecue on the roof. However, Jeff fails to invite Adam, who feels left out. 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Spoiler Alert Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Slapsgiving Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. 
12:00New Girl Heat Wave The temperature rises as Nick and Reagan compete to see who can provide the loft apartment with the best air conditioning unit during a heat wave. (S5 Ep9/22) 
12:30New Girl Goosebumps Walkaway Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Kevin's Bringing Supper Back Kevin's resolve to spend more quality time with his family is put to the test when his friends surprise him with concert tickets. (Ep11/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait I'll Be Home for Christmas... Maybe: Kevin helps Mott look after his seven children when his wife Cindy is away from home. Kyle aids Donna with her Christmas prep. (Ep12/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You? Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. 
16:00New Girl Wedding Eve On the night before the wedding, Schmidt needs help from Nick and Winston to rewrite his vows. Jess thinks that Sam is going to propose to her. (S5 Ep21/22) 
16:30New Girl Landing Gear Schmidt runs the risk of missing his own wedding when he decides to make a last-ditch effort to persuade Cece's mother to attend the ceremony. (S5 Ep22/22) 
17:00Kevin Can Wait Kenny Can Wait When Kevin gets a temporary job as an executive chauffeur, he strikes up an unlikely friendship with his passenger, music star Harry Connick Jr. (Ep21/24) 
17:30Kevin Can Wait Quiet Diet Donna makes a deal with Kevin that he can go on a lavish sporting holiday if he manages to lower his cholesterol in time for a medical insurance exam. (Ep22/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Anxiety Optimization When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Ryan collapses in front of Ste and Tegan. Tegan wants to have some fun and find out more about Ryan, so uses a hospital heart monitor as a lie detector test. And James lets Harry stay. 
19:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Merry Christmas Yippie Kayak Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from their wedding plans by applying mathematics to the process. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10/24) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Christmas Brand new series: Make-ups and break-ups abound as the Christmas festivities get under way. Will the festive mood bring everyone together or will seasonal goodwill fall short? (S14 Ep11/12) 
22:00Born in Chelsea: Baby Steps Binky and JP bring little India home and introduce her to family and friends. How will the glamorous couple cope with the sleepless nights, dirty nappies and breast pumps? 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Pirate Solution Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers think of The Voice, Mutiny, Mastermind, The Replacement, Five Gold Rings, Top Gear and the News? (S9 Ep3) 
01:10Tattoo Fixers Brand new series: Alice gives feline fan Luke a pawsome tattoo. Sketch rids Gavin of a saucy slogan. Glen tackles Hannah's four-letter faux pas. Firefighter Simon has a hot design. (S4 Ep6) 
02:15Rude Tube Superstars of the Web This episode celebrates funny, bizarre and downright rude internet clips featuring such megastars as Keyboard Cat, Cassette Boy and Bizkit the Sleepwalking Dog. 
03:10Made in Chelsea Christmas Brand new series: Make-ups and break-ups abound as the Christmas festivities get under way. Will the festive mood bring everyone together or will seasonal goodwill fall short? (S14 Ep11/12) 
04:05How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. 
04:25How I Met Your Mother Do I Know You? Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. 
04:50Charmed Baby's First Demon The sisters must protect Piper's newborn son from two demons sent by a crone. Phoebe's future with the newspaper is threatened by the publication's new owner. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information. He eventually opens up, but will he reveal the whole truth?