This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, December 14 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Grace can't resist Glenn's charms. Sienna plans a day out, but all is not as it seems when Maggie and Joel find Sienna. Luke puts on a front but has a sinister plan involving Mark. 
06:30Hollyoaks Diane is reaching the end of her tether with Tony's behaviour, and James is worried when Tony suggests telling all about Harry. Maxine and Nancy team up to teach Darcy a lesson. 
07:00Charmed Centennial Charmed Desperate to regain Phoebe's affections, Cole casts a twisted spell that alters reality by removing Paige from the Halliwell family, thus destroying the Power of Three. 
08:00Charmed House Call The Halliwells summon a witch doctor to help them dispatch all the remnants of evil inhabiting the manor, but things go wrong when he places a curse on the sisters. 
09:00Rules of Engagement Cheating Audrey forces Jeff to change his eating habits and adhere to a healthier diet. Russell starts going to cool clubs at night with his hip young colleague Topher. 
09:30Rules of Engagement The Chair Jeff and Audrey engage in a domestic power struggle when Audrey orders a new armchair that Jeff hates and then refuses to admit that she dislikes it too. 
10:00black-ish Liberal Arts Dre tearfully drops Zoey off at college for her two-day orientation, and she hits it off with fellow student Miriam when they ditch a campus tour. (S3 Ep23/24) 
10:30black-ish Sprinkles Dre embraces the idea of throwing a baby shower for Rainbow, but his plans are put on hold when she develops complications with her pregnancy. (S3 Ep24/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. 
12:00New Girl No Girl While Jess is away on jury service, Nick tries to earn extra money by renting out her room at the loft apartment to pay for Schmidt's bachelor party. (S5 Ep4/22) 
12:30New Girl Reagan Nick hurts his back at the bar but in hospital he meets a beautiful pharmaceutical sales rep who agrees to sublet Jess's room in the loft apartment. (S5 Ep6/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Dissolution Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Hallow-We-Ain't-Home Kevin and Donna turn out the lights at home and hide so they don't have to give out sweets to callers who are trick or treating at Halloween. (Ep7/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait Who's Better Than Us? When Kevin runs into his old police buddy Jimmy, he is shocked to discover that Jimmy now has a younger, more impressive patrol partner. (Ep8/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Sandcastles in the Sand Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. 
16:00New Girl Jeff Day Jess invents a male alter ego to help her buy a new car from a sexist salesman but her plan backfires. Winston invites his prankster girlfriend Rhonda to the wedding. (S5 Ep15/22) 
16:30New Girl Road Trip Schmidt suffers an emasculating experience in front of Cece so he insists on taking a manly road trip to Las Vegas for his bachelor party weekend. (S5 Ep17/22) 
17:00Kevin Can Wait Unholy War Kevin learns his childhood rival Terry is trying to reserve the church for his daughter's wedding on the same day as Kendra wants to have her ceremony. (Ep17/24) 
17:30Kevin Can Wait Neighborhood Watch Kevin concocts an elaborate deception about a vandalised mailbox to avoid spending time with Donna's cousin and her talkative but dull husband. (Ep18/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Prom Equivalency The girls decide to re-enact their high-school proms with their current partners, so they recreate the event on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Septum Deviation When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information. He eventually opens up, but will he reveal the whole truth? 
19:30Melissa & Joey: Merry Christmas A New Kind of Christmas Mel is excited to spend Christmas with her sister Meredith, who is on a home visit from prison, but Joe is not at all pleased to see their guest. (S3 Ep16/16) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9/24) 
20:30New: The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from their wedding plans by applying mathematics to the process. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10/24) 
21:00New: 2 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the About FaceTime: Randy sets Caroline up with a colleague from his New York office when he and Max get tired of her interrupting their video dates. (S6 Ep9/22) 
21:30The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
22:00The Inbetweeners Will Is Home Alone Will's mum is off on a weekend with an old friend. Will is left home alone and the other boys take advantage of the situation. It's all fun until the morning. (S3 Ep5/6) 
22:35The Inbetweeners The Camping Trip Will draws on his scouting experience to cope with the last trip he's organised for the boys before they go their separate ways, but the others are unprepared. (S3 Ep6/6) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Classified Materials Turbulence Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his Nasa project. (S2 Ep22/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard decides to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23/23) 
00:05Rude Tube: World Wide Weirder Top 50 of the weirdest clips on the internet, including the amazing chocolate man, a bizarre remake of The Shining and a unicorn that poos ice cream. (S10 Ep10/10) 
01:10Gogglebox Britain's most opinionated TV viewers reveal what they think of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Doctor Who, Countdown, George Clarke's Amazing Spaces and more. (S2 Ep10/13) [SL] 
02:102 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the About FaceTime: Randy sets Caroline up with a colleague from his New York office when he and Max get tired of her interrupting their video dates. (S6 Ep9/22) 
02:35First Dates Hotel Can Gemma, who once danced with Prince William, find her Prince Charming in the south of France? Stand-up comedian Louise has been single for 10 years. And electrician Eddie's back. (Ep5/6) 
03:30Rude Tube: Animals and Kids A celebration of adorable children and remarkable creatures made famous online, from swearing babies and kamikaze dogs to breakdancing toddlers and motorbiking monkeys. 
03:55black-ish Liberal Arts Dre tearfully drops Zoey off at college for her two-day orientation, and she hits it off with fellow student Miriam when they ditch a campus tour. (S3 Ep23/24) 
04:15black-ish Sprinkles Dre embraces the idea of throwing a baby shower for Rainbow, but his plans are put on hold when she develops complications with her pregnancy. (S3 Ep24/24) 
04:40Charmed Centennial Charmed Desperate to regain Phoebe's affections, Cole casts a twisted spell that alters reality by removing Paige from the Halliwell family, thus destroying the Power of Three. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Diane is reaching the end of her tether with Tony's behaviour, and James is worried when Tony suggests telling all about Harry. Maxine and Nancy team up to teach Darcy a lesson.