This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, July 24 2019

06:00Hollyoaks It's the first day of summer, and the McQueens are celebrating with a BBQ outside The Dog. Tom's Turtles opens, Harry feels out of options, and more of Sienna's plan is revealed. 
06:30Hollyoaks Harry makes a shock discovery but will it change his plans? Mercedes continues to lie to Sylver, Marnie helps James make a big decision, and sparks fly between two of Tom's Turtles staff. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Pimp My Bride Jeff finally buys the car that he has always wanted. Russell hopes to get a date with a model by allowing Audrey to use his flat for a photo shoot. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Russell's Secret Audrey discovers that Russell is a closet Broadway musical fan, and uses this knowledge to blackmail him for tickets. Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The Magician's Code (Part 2/2): Barney and Quinn take their first holiday together but get in trouble with airport security. Ted gets in touch with his ex-girlfriend Victoria. (S7 Ep24/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Twelve Horny Women Marshall takes on Brad, who has become his nemesis, in the biggest case of his career, and the gang debate who was the biggest trouble maker as a teenager. (S8 Ep8/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Witch Came First Mel gets a strange visit from her doctor, who calls at the house at Halloween to convince her that she was once a powerful teenage witch. (S5 Ep1/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey A Melanie & Josiah Christmas Competition grows between Mel and Joe over whose treasured ornament should take the prestigious top spot on the Christmas tree. (S5 Ep2/22) 
10:00black-ish Daddy Dre-Care When influenza goes around the Johnson household, Dre steps up to nurse the whole family while trying to avoid catching the bug at all costs. (S2 Ep23/24) 
10:30black-ish Good-ish Times Dre drifts off to sleep in front of the TV and dreams that the Johnson family go back in time to the 1970s to appear in a classic sitcom. (S2 Ep24/24) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Nutriboom Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. (S5 Ep16/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine DFW Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him in New York, but he and Santiago soon realise she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17/22) 
12:00Young Sheldon Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, testing their relationship. (S2 Ep10/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Gone Girl Mel tries to talk Lennox out of going to Colombia on a research expedition with her college professor. Joe makes Dani call her mother, Felicia. (S5 Ep11/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Call of Duty Reeling from Ryder's announcement that he wants to join the Navy, Mel and Joe try to discourage him by putting him through a mock boot camp. (S5 Ep13/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Four Movements Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4/18) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine A Tale of Two Bandits Jeffords thinks the Pontiac Bandit's up to his old tricks again. The team battle some firefighters to keep Shaw's bar a police hangout. (S6 Ep5/18) 
16:00black-ish Nothing but Nepotism Rainbow asks Dre to pull strings and get Zoey an internship. Andre Jr reports unhygienic practices at the pizza restaurant where he works. (S3 Ep9/24) 
16:30black-ish Just Christmas, Baby Knowing that Zoey will be heading off to college soon, Dre tries to plan the best Christmas ever and even invites Gigi to the celebration. (S3 Ep10/24) 
17:00Young Sheldon A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Wildebeest Implementation Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Engagement Reaction Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Levi tries to trick Maxine into confessing the truth. Liberty wants to help Sienna, while Breda gives Tony some parenting advice. Prince is persuaded to follow his heart. 
19:30New: School of Rock Brand new series - We Can Be Heroes, Sort Of: Tomika tries too hard to be like her favourite artist and unintentionally hurts her friends. Dewey claims to know a music legend. (S1 Ep8/12) 
20:00Young Sheldon A Math Emergency and Perky Palms Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out over a test paper question that's marked wrong. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) 
20:30Young Sheldon A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts a bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16/22) 
21:00The Big Bang Theory The Conference Valuation Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they are away. (S12 Ep17/24) 
21:30The Big Bang Theory The Laureate Accumulation When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18/24) 
22:008 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by competing panellists Kerry Godliman, Georgia Toffolo, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Fin Taylor. (S21 Ep9) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Veracity Elasticity Leonard is upset when he finds out Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Brain Bowl Incubation Sheldon tries to convince Amy they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8/24) 
23:55Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chasing Amy Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18/22) 
00:55The Inbetweeners The Trip to Warwick Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, but the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4/6) 
01:30The Inbetweeners Will Is Home Alone Will's mum is off on a weekend with an old friend. Will is left home alone and the other boys take advantage of the situation. It's all fun until the morning. (S3 Ep5/6) [SL] 
02:058 Out of 10 Cats: More Best Bits A compilation of the best bits from the series. Jimmy, Rob and Aisling are joined by a host of celebrities including Pamela Anderson, Ella Eyre, Ant Middleton, James Acaster and Joe Swash. 
02:45Gogglebox Britain's favourite viewers pass judgement on: The Island with Bear Grylls, James Corden Meets Gary Barlow, Natural World, and Oprah interviewing Russell Brand. (S3 Ep10/12) [SL] 
03:40Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
04:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chasing Amy Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18/22) 
04:25How I Met Your Mother The Magician's Code (Part 2/2): Barney and Quinn take their first holiday together but get in trouble with airport security. Ted gets in touch with his ex-girlfriend Victoria. (S7 Ep24/24) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Twelve Horny Women Marshall takes on Brad, who has become his nemesis, in the biggest case of his career, and the gang debate who was the biggest trouble maker as a teenager. (S8 Ep8/24) 
05:10Rules of Engagement Pimp My Bride Jeff finally buys the car that he has always wanted. Russell hopes to get a date with a model by allowing Audrey to use his flat for a photo shoot. 
06:00Hollyoaks Harry makes a shock discovery but will it change his plans? Mercedes continues to lie to Sylver, Marnie helps James make a big decision, and sparks fly between two of Tom's Turtles staff.