This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, December 12 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Misbah puts her foot down when Kim turns up at the Maaliks' to move in - but who will get their way? Joel sets up an alarm system, but Sienna freaks out when she triggers it herself. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren brings Jack back from hospital, while Luke is still obsessing over Mark Gibbs. Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk. 
07:00Charmed A Witch in Time Phoebe has a premonition about the death of her new boyfriend and ends up repeatedly saving his life, enabling a dangerous warlock to arrive from the future. 
08:00Charmed Sam I Am As she finds out more about what it means to be a whitelighter, Paige meets her first charge, a man named Sam who, unknown to her, is actually her biological father. 
09:00Rules of Engagement Bros Before Nodes Anxiously awaiting some test results from her doctor, Audrey expects to get Jeff's support over the weekend, but he wants to take a trip with the guys. 
09:30Rules of Engagement Audrey Is Dumb After throat surgery, Audrey is temporarily unable to speak, much to Jeff's delight, until he is obliged to give the eulogy at a funeral on her behalf. 
10:00black-ish Manternity Dre considers taking paternity leave after realising his presence at home benefited Zoey when she was a baby. Rainbow hides her pregnancy at work. (S3 Ep18/24) 
10:30black-ish Richard Youngsta Dre is excited about working on an advertising campaign with a popular rap star, while Rainbow tries to wean the family off take-away food. (S3 Ep19/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Showdown Lily and Marshall decide to live apart for the fortnight before their wedding, while Barney is ecstatic to appear as a contestant on The Price Is Right. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Something Borrowed When Marshall and Lily's plans for their dream wedding go awry, their friends save the day and give them the low-key ceremony they've dreamed of. 
12:00New Girl Clean Break As Coach prepares to move out of the loft apartment and make an unsentimental clean break, he encourages the gang to follow suit and de-clutter. (S4 Ep22/22) 
12:30New Girl Big Mama P: Cece and Schmidt ask Jess and Nick to be their bridesmaid and best man, and their first duty is to plan an engagement party for the happy couple. (S5 Ep1/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Mommy Observation Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
14:00Kevin Can Wait Chore Weasel Kevin hires someone to do his household chores while he goes off to play football but takes all the credit for doing the work. (Ep3/24) 
14:30Kevin Can Wait Kevin and Donna's Book Club After seeing how much fun Donna has at her book club, Kevin decides his friends are boring and his social life needs more excitement. (Ep4/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother The Platinum Rule Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. 
16:00New Girl The Apartment Cece gets ready to move into the loft but struggles to pack up her old apartment in time. Jess must finish the school budget in a big hurry. (S5 Ep11/22) 
16:30New Girl D-Day Jess helps Schmidt with his wedding preparations when Cece is distracted by a new offer of work. Winston and Nick compete over whose job is hardest. (S5 Ep12/22) 
17:00Kevin Can Wait Ring Worm Kevin learns that Chale has taken on a new job to buy Kendra an engagement ring and decides to make good on his overdue promise to upgrade Donna's ring. (Ep13/24) 
17:30Kevin Can Wait Kevin vs. the Dutch Elm: Kevin schemes after his neighbours refuse permission to cut down a dying tree in their garden that's shading his swimming pool. (Ep14/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Hook-Up Reverberation Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Diane is reaching the end of her tether with Tony's behaviour, and James is worried when Tony suggests telling all about Harry. Maxine and Nancy team up to teach Darcy a lesson. 
19:30Baby Daddy Emma's First Christmas Ben and Danny end up wearing elf suits when they go out of their way to find a particular toy as a Christmas gift for baby Emma. (S2 Ep16/16) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
21:00New: Tattoo Fixers Brand new series: Alice gives feline fan Luke a pawsome tattoo. Sketch rids Gavin of a saucy slogan. Glen tackles Hannah's four-letter faux pas. Firefighter Simon has a hot design. (S4 Ep6) 
22:00New: Sketch's Prison Ink Brand new: Tattoo Fixers' Sketch explores the meaning and culture of prison tattoos, meeting people who were tattooists inside, others who got inked, and guards trying to stop the practice. 
22:30Rude Tube: Ultimate Legends Alex Zane presents the internet's biggest sensations including the best entrance to a dance tent, the chicken shop reviewer and Korean Billy speaking Roadman. (S11 Ep5) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Work Song Nanocluster Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge. (S2 Ep18/23) 
00:05The Big Bang Theory The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19/23) 
00:35Celebrity First Dates Jess from Made in Chelsea, weather presenter Sian Lloyd, Daniel Brocklebank (vicar Billy from Corrie) and Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire go on dates with members of the public. (Ep4) 
01:40Gogglebox Britain's most opinionated TV viewers pass judgement on a variety of programmes including Bouncers, Question Time and Shaun Ryder on UFOs. (S2 Ep8/13) [SL] 
02:25Tattoo Fixers Brand new series: Alice gives feline fan Luke a pawsome tattoo. Sketch rids Gavin of a saucy slogan. Glen tackles Hannah's four-letter faux pas. Firefighter Simon has a hot design. (S4 Ep6) 
03:20Rude Tube: Ultimate Legends Alex Zane presents the internet's biggest sensations including the best entrance to a dance tent, the chicken shop reviewer and Korean Billy speaking Roadman. (S11 Ep5) 
04:15black-ish Manternity Dre considers taking paternity leave after realising his presence at home benefited Zoey when she was a baby. Rainbow hides her pregnancy at work. (S3 Ep18/24) 
04:35black-ish Richard Youngsta Dre is excited about working on an advertising campaign with a popular rap star, while Rainbow tries to wean the family off take-away food. (S3 Ep19/24) 
05:00Charmed A Witch in Time Phoebe has a premonition about the death of her new boyfriend and ends up repeatedly saving his life, enabling a dangerous warlock to arrive from the future. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Darren brings Jack back from hospital, while Luke is still obsessing over Mark Gibbs. Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk.