This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, September 19 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Auntie Kameela is coming for lunch and Misbah is determined to prove to her that their family isn't a shambles. Cindy has a new and unwelcome house guest, while Breda plays Cupid. 
06:30Hollyoaks Imran discovers that Yazz has been drugging him with pills for anxiety. Breda tells Mercedes that Sylver is in love with her, while James is horrified to find Mac is back in the village. 
07:00All Star Driving School Brand new series: Tallia's good start to the day comes crashing down. Ruby is joined by Kirsty, her on-screen mum from Hollyoaks. And Mark still struggles with the basics. (S2 Ep12/15) 
07:302 Broke Girls And the Two Openings Part 1: Max and Caroline put the finishing touches to their newly converted dessert bar, while Sophie and Oleg prepare for parenthood. (S6 Ep1/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy All Aboard the Love Train Riley plans to attend her family reunion in Florida, so Ben volunteers to tag along. Tucker gets the chance to co-host a TV show. (S3 Ep20/21) 
08:30Baby Daddy You Can't Go Home Again Ben and Riley have started dating again, but Riley wants to keep it a secret. Danny considers moving to Paris with Georgie. (S3 Ep21/21) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Works for Me Joe no longer feels needed as a nanny in the Burke household and starts looking for a new job, much to Mel's alarm. Ryder gets in trouble on a school camping trip. (S3 Ep1/16) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Toxic Parents Mel dates a divorced guy whose ex-wife happens to be going out with Joe, but a disagreement soon arises over custody of the former couple's son. (S3 Ep2/16) 
10:00Young & Hungry Young & Secret Hoping to keep their relationship secret, Gabi asks Cooper to pretend he already has a girlfriend. Elliot and Yolanda go on a juice diet. (S1 Ep7/10) 
10:30Young & Hungry Young & Car-less When Gabi's beloved car breaks down, Josh thinks she should drive something safer and organises a replacement, but Gabi's less than pleased. (S1 Ep8/10) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Hooked Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating on another date on the night they were supposed to meet. Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily. (S5 Ep16/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Say Cheese Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new date Amanda to her birthday dinner, complaining about the run of short-lived girlfriends he brings along each year. (S5 Ep18/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Undercover Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chocolate Milk Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Toast Derivation A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Prestidigitation Approximation Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Fast Times Mel's new boyfriend Noah temporarily moves in with her while his flat is being renovated, but their relationship accelerates too quickly as a result. (S3 Ep11/16) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Bad Influence When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item. Mel and Joe are forced to turn to crime to get it back. (S3 Ep12/16) 
15:00Baby Daddy An Officer and a Gentle Ben Bonnie meets up with a handsome US Navy captain, with whom she has a yearly fling, but gets into a panic when he proposes to her. (S4 Ep7/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy Happy Birthday Two You Ben forgets his mother's birthday yet again, so he enlists an unwilling Danny, Tucker and Riley to organise a celebration in a hurry. (S4 Ep8/22) 
16:00Young & Hungry Young & Pretty Woman Josh decides he needs to confess something important to Gabi, but his timing is terrible as Cooper has just moved back to San Francisco. (S2 Ep7/21) 
16:30Young & Hungry Young & Part Two A big opportunity lands in Gabi's lap when she gets a tempting offer to apply for a top internship in Switzerland. Should she make the move? (S2 Ep8/21) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Stakeout Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Beach House The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Ollie makes an entrance at school with Imran and Brooke. Diane tells Tegan she doesn't have a say in what treatment Dee Dee will be given, so Tegan hires James as her lawyer. 
19:30New: All Star Driving School Brand new series: Ruby O'Donnell works on her parallel park, while Tallia Storm tries a hill start, and comedian Mark Watson battles to reach top speed. (S2 Ep13/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
21:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Essex couple Jas and Bobby could be heading for rocky waters. One of them wants a quiet wedding, while the other favours a Titanic-style night to remember. (Ep6) 
22:00New: Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - Honeymoons Part 1: The newlyweds embark on their honeymoons in Jamaica in the hope of getting to know each other better after marrying as complete strangers. (S6 Ep4) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
01:00Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of First Dates, The Island with Bear Grylls, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, Masterchef, Unreported World and the News? (S5 Ep11/12) 
02:05Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Essex couple Jas and Bobby could be heading for rocky waters. One of them wants a quiet wedding, while the other favours a Titanic-style night to remember. (Ep6) 
02:55Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - Honeymoons Part 1: The newlyweds embark on their honeymoons in Jamaica in the hope of getting to know each other better after marrying as complete strangers. (S6 Ep4) 
03:45First Dates Abroad On a visit to the First Dates restaurant, Graig is fresh from appearing on Big Brother Canada and is hoping his new-found fame will help him to win over Holly. (Ep6/14) 
04:102 Broke Girls And the Two Openings Part 1: Max and Caroline put the finishing touches to their newly converted dessert bar, while Sophie and Oleg prepare for parenthood. (S6 Ep1/22) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother Hooked Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating on another date on the night they were supposed to meet. Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily. (S5 Ep16/24) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother Say Cheese Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new date Amanda to her birthday dinner, complaining about the run of short-lived girlfriends he brings along each year. (S5 Ep18/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Imran discovers that Yazz has been drugging him with pills for anxiety. Breda tells Mercedes that Sylver is in love with her, while James is horrified to find Mac is back in the village.