This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, February 20 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Granny Campbell makes Courtney think about her ability as a mother, while Cleo tells Joel her concerns. Sally confides in Marnie about problems with Myra, but Marnie gets confused. 
06:30Hollyoaks Jesse is onto Granny Campbell, while Glenn sets Esther up. Jack helps Darcy to build bridges with Toby, and Marnie plays Cupid. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: The group land in Lanzarote and head off for a spot of sea trekking and a spin on some quadricycles. But on this trip, all roads lead to the vote. (Ep31/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. 
08:00Baby Daddy It Takes a Village Idiot Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben palming Emma off onto them every time he wants to do something more interesting. (S4 Ep12/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy One Night Stand-Off Ben and Riley compete with each other playing a game in a bar - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Danny makes an investment. (S4 Ep13/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Independence Day Mel feels it's a good idea for her and Joe to explore their new relationship slowly, but he takes things too far when he gets another job and moves out. (S4 Ep2/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey The New Deal Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents him from spending any quality time with her, so she sneaks over to see him at work. (S4 Ep3/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother How I Met Everyone Else Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine House Mouses Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Adrian Pimento The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Lainey Loves Lionel Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Weird Al Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Codpiece Topology Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Catch & Release Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Born to Run Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Ben-geance While looking for a new bar manager, Ben interviews his old crush Sam, and decides to exact 'Ben-geance' on her for not noticing him in school. (S5 Ep2/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Tuck Stops Here Thinking Tucker needs to stand up for himself with his boss Mary, Ben films her berating Tucker to show how badly he's being treated. (S5 Ep4/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Have a Summer Adam worries about being 'hazed' by the older students when he goes to high school, but he soon earns their respect by body-slamming Barry. (S3 Ep24/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Breakfast Club Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school, while Beverly gets her teaching certificate. (S4 Ep1/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis At Christmas, Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments his friends. (S2 Ep11/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Killer Robot Instability Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is hurt when Penny reveals what she thinks about his behaviour towards women. (S2 Ep12/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Jesse prepares for his drugs trial and Goldie wants him back. Diane and Cindy clash over their kids, while Darcy steps up her money plan. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lanzarote, Brendan oversees a battle of the sexes in beach volleyball. After working up a sweat, the pairs get a chance to cool off in a diving competition. (Ep32/40) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Meemaw Materialization Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandmother 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Hot Tub Contamination Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agency throws its first masquerade mixer. Mike's hot tub snog catches up with him. Gemma has two men fighting over her. Jonathan faces an interrogation. (S4 Ep13/20) 
22:00Tattoo Fixers Valentine's Special Jay gives Angie a homage to her one true love, Alice helps Miguel shake off his immature inking, and committed Casey surprises his girlfriend Chloe with more than just a new tatt. 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Occupation Recalibration Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) 
00:05First Dates Can self-confessed nerd Mark sweet talk archaeologist Sophie with tales of battle grounds and pyramids? Can entrepreneur Russell handle stand-up comedian Kelly's banter? (S8 Ep10) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agency throws its first masquerade mixer. Mike's hot tub snog catches up with him. Gemma has two men fighting over her. Jonathan faces an interrogation. (S4 Ep13/20) 
02:10Gogglebox Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Indiana Jones, Antiques Roadshow, Masterchef, Would I Lie to You?, Party Election Broadcasts, and Star Wars on the News. (S5 Ep10/12) 
03:05Tattoo Fixers Valentine's Special Jay gives Angie a homage to her one true love, Alice helps Miguel shake off his immature inking, and committed Casey surprises his girlfriend Chloe with more than just a new tatt. 
04:00Rules of Engagement Scavenger Hunt Jeff plans a scavenger hunt for Audrey leading to a romantic hotel, but things go awry when the first clue, spelled out in rose petals, gets blown away. 
04:20How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. 
04:45Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft, if a little less rude, clips. Look out for some twerking stormtroopers and a suitcase that's a scooter. 
05:10Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft, if a little less rude, clips. Watch out for a hilarious breakdancing fail and a man kissing a crocodile. 
06:00Hollyoaks Jesse is onto Granny Campbell, while Glenn sets Esther up. Jack helps Darcy to build bridges with Toby, and Marnie plays Cupid.