This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, April 17 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Before Juliet can tell Darren how she truly feels about him, his girlfriend Mandy goes into labour. Meanwhile, Sylver tries to distract Prince from the heartbreak he is going through. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren is worried that the baby may not be his biological son, so he orders a DNA kit, while Luke wants to fight for his family. Brooke meddles in Juliet's love life. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Snoozin' for a Bruisin': When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and knocks Audrey in the face, landing her in hospital. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Atlantic City Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's stag party in Atlantic City was cancelled at the last moment. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe: Sabrina gets Morgan a job providing clothes for a photo shoot, but Morgan's styling skills come up short. Salem frets about growing old. (S7 Ep11/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch In Sabrina We Trust Sabrina gets a message from the Other Realm saying the house must undergo a magical systems check, but she must prevent Roxie and Morgan from finding out. (S7 Ep12/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy The Naked Truth Ben and Riley try to make the transition from friendship to being a couple. Tucker attempts to help Danny get over his failed relationships. (S3 Ep1/21) 
09:30Baby Daddy The Lying Game Riley begins to wonder whether Ben owes it to himself to give family life with Angela and baby Emma a chance. Bonnie dates a much younger man. (S3 Ep2/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Mini Murray Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it. (S1 Ep3/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Why're You Hitting Yourself? Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia. (S1 Ep4/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Serve & Protect A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Last Ride Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The 43 Peculiarity The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Parking Spot Escalation When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy The Wingmom Bonnie sets Ben up with Bailey, a fast-talking, animated spitfire with plenty of attitude. Riley and Tucker take a cherished car out for a spin. (S3 Ep11/21) 
14:30Baby Daddy Send in the Clowns Ben is determined to give Emma the perfect first birthday party at the ice cream parlour where he and Riley both worked as teenagers. (S3 Ep12/21) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big House Part 2: Peralta is trapped by divided loyalties after the warden persuades him to investigate prison gang leader Romero's drug smuggling operation. (S5 Ep2/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Kicks Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Other Smother While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13/23) 
16:30The Goldbergs You Opened the Door Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly because he is planning to attend the school dance with Dana. (S1 Ep14/23) 
17:00The Crystal Maze Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides the Cheerleaders, five disproportionately excitable young ladies, who hope enthusiasm will help them in their quest through the Maze. (Ep5) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Closet Reconfiguration When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Ollie tells Mandy and Darren who the father of the baby is. Sinead comes clean to Cleo, while Sienna plans to trick Laurie into a confession about him harassing her. Kyle is threatened. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - S-h--Shipping: JJ is under pressure to date a new student. Maya and Jimmy want Ray and Taylor to be more carefree. Dylan rebels against a no-prank initiative. (S2 Ep5/18) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Our Perfect Strangers: Erica, Barry and Adam are unhappy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17) 
20:30New: Schooled Brand new series - Kris Kross: Lainey and CB have different ways of dealing with two students who show up to school with their clothes on backwards. Coach Mellor lays down the law. (Ep7/13) 
21:00New: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash covers Pete's offensive ink. Sketch helps Sam with a backdoor blunder. Uzzi loses Chrissy's charmless chat-up line. Alice inks heart transplant patient Brad. (S6 Ep4) 
22:00First Dates Hotel Fitness fanatic Bernard, who's 87, meets ballroom-dancing-grandma Ruth. And the love triangle is resolved: does Kaylee have a chance with Charlie after his date with Jada? (S2 Ep2) 
23:05New: The Hangover Games Brand new series: A gang of friends from Barrow play The Hangover Games, including a game with a live mousetrap and some intimate waxing. But things don't go to plan. (Ep8) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
00:05The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
00:35Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash covers Pete's offensive ink. Sketch helps Sam with a backdoor blunder. Uzzi loses Chrissy's charmless chat-up line. Alice inks heart transplant patient Brad. (S6 Ep4) [SL] 
01:40First Dates Hotel Fitness fanatic Bernard, who's 87, meets ballroom-dancing-grandma Ruth. And the love triangle is resolved: does Kaylee have a chance with Charlie after his date with Jada? (S2 Ep2) 
02:35Celebs Go Dating Sam admits he has a soft spot for fellow celeb Olivia. Alik has fallen for two women and dates them both on the same day. Amy goes on a third date with Ace. (S5 Ep18/20) 
03:30The Goldbergs Brand new series - Our Perfect Strangers: Erica, Barry and Adam are unhappy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17) 
03:50Schooled Brand new series - Kris Kross: Lainey and CB have different ways of dealing with two students who show up to school with their clothes on backwards. Coach Mellor lays down the law. (Ep7/13) 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
04:35The Big Bang Theory The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4/24) 
04:552 Broke Girls And the No New Friends When Max reconnects with Becky, an old friend from the past, Caroline is jealous and decides to build new friendships of her own. (S5 Ep10/22) 
05:152 Broke Girls And the Story Telling Show Caroline attracts the attention of a film studio executive when she shares her riches-to-rags tale at a local storytelling night. (S5 Ep12/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Darren is worried that the baby may not be his biological son, so he orders a DNA kit, while Luke wants to fight for his family. Brooke meddles in Juliet's love life.