This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, May 2 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Goldie and Myra discover something about Prince and Lily, while Alfie is convinced a meteorite is coming to Hollyoaks. Adam's dark thoughts cause him to lash out. 
06:30Hollyoaks Maxine is still furious with Adam, but Glenn gives Grace the challenge of sorting it out. Alfie embraces his wild side, while Farrah is getting nowhere in her search for Kim. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me Despite the county's high divorce rates, three Essex couples hope to last the distance - or at least until the end of the competition - in the culinary battle to win the ?1000. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Shelter Island Stella's sister is jilted just before her wedding. Angry at the amount of money spent, Stella suggests she and Ted take over the wedding for themselves. (S4 Ep5/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Happily Ever After Ted's friends are worried that he isn't facing up to his feelings about Stella when he hides from her in a restaurant, but later he manages to confront her. (S4 Ep6/24) 
09:00New Girl Teachers Jess, Coach and Ryan attend a two-day teachers' conference and, back at the loft apartment, Nick, Schmidt and Winston try to have a wild weekend. (S4 Ep8/22) 
09:30New Girl Girl Fight When a girl fight breaks out between Jess and Cece, Schmidt tries to understand what's behind it. Nick has a date with Tran's granddaughter Kai. (S4 Ep10/22) 
10:002 Broke Girls And the Move-in Meltdown Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg when he moves into Sophie's apartment, but Sophie objects to most of Oleg's possessions. (S4 Ep10/22) 
10:302 Broke Girls And the Knock-off Knockout Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two teenagers who are making money by selling imitations of their cupcake T-shirts. (S4 Ep12/22) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
12:00The Goldbergs 12 Tapes for a Penny Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Magic Is Real Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Habitation Configuration Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother Sorry Bro Lily and Marshall are dismayed when they hear that Ted is meeting up with his pretentious college girlfriend Karen. Barney plays a prank on Marshall. (S4 Ep16/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother The Front Porch Karen discovers a woman's earring in Ted's bed and breaks up with him. Ted finds out that Lily planted the earring so he and Karen would split up. (S4 Ep17/24) 
15:00New Girl Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20/22) 
15:30New Girl Panty Gate Schmidt takes the fall to help Fawn out of an embarrassing political scandal. Coach faces a life-changing decision about his future with May. (S4 Ep21/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Crazy Calls After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Stefan King Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Tangible Affection Proof Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Farrah confides in Grace - could something more than a friendship be developing? Harry suggests a camping trip with Ste and the kids, but recent events cause a problem. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Suzanne attempts an Elvis-inspired jukebox cake, Michelle battles to make real tea pour from a suspended teapot cake, and Molly aims for a white winter wonderland masterpiece. 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Flashy Little Flashdancer: Beverly takes up dancing with her friends but is dejected when her family are unimpressed by her intention to perform in a recital. (S5 Ep19) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Comet Polarization: Sheldon isn't pleased by the comic book shop's newfound popularity. Raj tries to take the credit for Penny's astronomical discovery. (S11 Ep21/24) 
21:00New: Timeless Brand new series - The Kennedy Curse: A mission to save 17-year-old John F Kennedy from being killed by Rittenhouse sleeper agents accidentally strands Garcia Flynn in 1934. (S2 Ep5/10) 
22:00Naked Attraction Cathy is looking to settle down and have kids. Adam, who's 24, hates online dating. Will baring all help them find their perfect partner? (S2 Ep5/6) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20/23) 
00:00Celebrity First Dates Jess from Made in Chelsea, weather presenter Sian Lloyd, Daniel Brocklebank (vicar Billy from Corrie) and Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire go on dates with members of the public. (Ep4) 
01:05Tattoo Fixers James needs some landscaping over his stickman, Nicole wants her laddish tatt to be given a girly makeover, and George requires help before he gets detention. (S3 Ep14) [SL] 
02:10Naked Attraction Cathy is looking to settle down and have kids. Adam, who's 24, hates online dating. Will baring all help them find their perfect partner? (S2 Ep5/6) 
03:05Timeless Brand new series - The Kennedy Curse: A mission to save 17-year-old John F Kennedy from being killed by Rittenhouse sleeper agents accidentally strands Garcia Flynn in 1934. (S2 Ep5/10) 
03:55The Goldbergs Brand new series - Flashy Little Flashdancer: Beverly takes up dancing with her friends but is dejected when her family are unimpressed by her intention to perform in a recital. (S5 Ep19) 
04:15The Goldbergs Double Dare After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13/24) 
04:40Couples Come Dine with Me Despite the county's high divorce rates, three Essex couples hope to last the distance - or at least until the end of the competition - in the culinary battle to win the ?1000. 
06:00Hollyoaks Maxine is still furious with Adam, but Glenn gives Grace the challenge of sorting it out. Alfie embraces his wild side, while Farrah is getting nowhere in her search for Kim.