This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, June 1 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Imran lies to spite his mum for letting him down and ruins a piece of work she helped Yazz with. Marnie's dinner party doesn't go to plan when she ends up drinking wine with the hired help. 
06:30Hollyoaks Misbah tries to mend another problem in Imran's life but ends up making it worse, while Peri is organising a birthday party for Harley and decides to invite one of her relatives. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me The competition is in Derby, where the first hosts are engaged couple Nicky and Lee, who hope to impress with their posh menu including scallops with a white chocolate foam. 
08:00New Girl Cece's Boys Cece enlists Jess and Reagan to help her recruit some new models for her fledgling modelling agency. Schmidt arranges a guys' day out at a spa. (S6 Ep13/22) 
08:30New Girl The Hike Jess and Robby make a discovery about their relationship on a hike. Winston throws a surprise welcome home party for Aly at Schmidt and Cece's house. (S6 Ep14/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Baby and Other Things When Max sees a text on Bobby's phone suggesting that he has a child with his ex-girlfriend Jessica, she and Han investigate. (S6 Ep19/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Alley-Oops Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling, but fears she's become his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate. (S6 Ep20/22) 
10:00black-ish The Real World Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19/24) 
10:30black-ish Switch Hitting An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother The Mermaid Theory When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs The Hooters Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13) 
12:30The Goldbergs Hail Barry Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Status Quo Combustion With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Interruption Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother The Exploding Meatball Sub Marshall's decision to quit his job at the bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation affects the whole gang. (S6 Ep20/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother Hopeless Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former life of wild partying, drinking and sleeping around. (S6 Ep21/24) 
15:00New Girl Five Stars for Beezus Jess prepares to tell Nick how she feels about him. Aly helps Winston make an important reconnection. Schmidt and Cece get big news. (S6 Ep22/22) 
15:30New Girl A Father's Love Nick is upset when his con-man father Walt drops in for a visit because he is convinced that his dad is only in town to set up another crooked scheme. (S2 Ep13/25) 
16:00black-ish Churched When the Johnsons' neighbours invite them to attend a Sunday church service, Dre fights his instinct to say no to everything and agrees to go along. (S2 Ep5/24) 
16:30black-ish Jacked O'Lantern Dre's nieces and nephews come to the neighbourhood on Halloween to go trick-or-treating, but his own children aren't happy about the visit. (S2 Ep6/24) 
17:00The Goldbergs Spaceballs Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she has made. (S5 Ep21) 
17:30The Goldbergs Let's Val Kilmer This Car Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. When she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Prom Equivalency The girls decide to re-enact their high-school proms with their current partners, so they recreate the event on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Septum Deviation When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks A social worker visits the Maaliks after allegations of abuse, while Milo is trying to get Cindy and Dirk back together. Prince has a plan to get some extra cash, but Lily won't approve. 
19:30New: black-ish Brand new series - Fifty-Three Per Cent: Dre and Rainbow's therapist suggests they find time for a date night. Jack and Diane make the most of an inflatable bouncy house. (S4 Ep20/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16/23) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Roommate Transmogrification Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24/24) 
21:0047 Ronin Film (2013) Keanu Reeves stars in a violent action-adventure with supernatural elements. In a magical early-18th-century Japan, a band of ex-samurai set out to avenge their master's death. 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Skank Reflex Analysis Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1/24) 
23:50The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
00:15First Dates Eve, who's 22, has alopecia. She's never been on a night out without her wig... until now. Showing off her amazing head tattoo, she stuns teaching assistant Jordan with her beauty. (S8 Ep4) 
01:20Tattoo Fixers on Holiday The tattoo parlour in the sun has a visit from BFFs Sam and Ellie, who want to get matching body art. Jay gives Paralympian Jess a portrait worthy of a champion. (Ep5/8) 
02:25Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Saturday Night Takeaway, The Great British Sex Survey, The Prosecutors, Call the Midwife, Natural World The Mating Game and the News? (S7 Ep2) 
03:15Rude Tube: Man v Machine Featuring crashes and mashes, a magic carpet ride on the streets of New York and Mike Tyson falling off a hoverboard... what more could you want? (S10 Ep7/10) 
04:10Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents some more crazy clips. Look out for an enraged dad who shreds his son's video games and an elephant that plays football. 
04:30Couples Come Dine with Me The competition is in Derby, where the first hosts are engaged couple Nicky and Lee, who hope to impress with their posh menu including scallops with a white chocolate foam. 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues the series. Featuring a cat singing along to Guns N' Roses and a man racing the Tube.