This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, April 8 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement Game On Audrey is upset when Jeff doesn't react to her recent promotion at work and assumes that he is more interested in the Knicks than in her. 
06:30Rules of Engagement Jeff's Wooby Russell thinks that he's found the perfect girl when she keeps making sexy comments to him, while Audrey worries about her marriage. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Garbage Island After Marshall sees a documentary about an island in the Pacific that is used as a landfill site, he becomes determined to save the environment. (S6 Ep17/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother A Change of Heart The friends have health checks in the wake of Marshall's dad's fatal heart attack. Robin dates a man called Scooby who reminds the gang of a dog. (S6 Ep18/24) 
08:00Melissa & Joey The Perfect Storm Mel grounds Lennox because she's failing chemistry, but when Mel's father Senator Russell Burke shows up unexpectedly, he undermines her authority. (S1 Ep5/30) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Spies and Lies Mel catches Joe having secret meetings in the basement with a girl called Tessa, and discovers that they're on a manhunt for her brother-in-law, Lewis Scanlon. (S1 Ep6/30) 
09:00Mike & Molly Open Mike Night Molly offers her wisdom to Samuel, who aspires to be a stand-up comedian. And Molly's advice to Harry makes him challenge his over-protective mother. (S4 Ep12) 
09:30Mike & Molly Rich Man, Poor Girl When Victoria brings home a new boyfriend called James, the entire family wonders whether she might have found 'The One' at last. (S4 Ep13) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Precious Fragmentation The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, while Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs There Can Be Only One Highlander Club Adam and Johnny Atkins compete to become head of the Highlander Club at school, though Beverly would prefer them to bond. (S6 Ep16) 
11:30The Goldbergs Our Perfect Strangers Erica, Barry and Adam are unhappy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Mommy Observation Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Lost in Translation Mel asks Joe to act as translator when she has a meeting with a Japanese businessman, but once they all get together for dinner, things turn awkward. (S1 Ep15/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Joe Versus the Reunion Despite everything that has happened to him over the past year, Joe decides to go to his college reunion and meet up with his former classmates. (S1 Ep16/30) 
15:00Mike & Molly To Have and Withhold Molly panics when she gets a bad case of writer's block because she might lose the big advance for her book if she can't cure it in a hurry. (S5 Ep2) 
15:30Mike & Molly 'Tis the Season to Be Molly: Mike assures Molly he'll be home in time for Christmas Eve dinner, but things go awry when he and Carl end up in the back of a stolen truck. (S5 Ep3) 
16:00The Goldbergs Mini Murray Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it. (S1 Ep3/23) 
16:30The Goldbergs Why're You Hitting Yourself? Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia. (S1 Ep4/23) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Audit One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13/22) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Serve & Protect A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Hook-Up Reverberation Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Favourites Former Hollyoaks star Kieron Richardson revisits the soap's classic villains. Cameron Campbell takes his daughter, Peri, and her family hostage. Will they be found before it's too late? 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - April Fools: When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (S2 Ep16) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook: Part 2: When a publisher shows interest in her recipes, Beverly prepares to finally realise her dream of writing a cookbook. (S7 Ep8) 
20:30New: Schooled Brand new series - Friendsgiving: CB celebrates Thanksgiving by having all of William Penn rally around him after a cooking incident at his house. (S2 Ep8) 
21:00Celebrity Gogglebox From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top TV? (Ep2) 
22:00New: Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Brand new series - Zoey's Extraordinary Night Out: Things get complicated for Zoey at Simon's engagement party. Maggie has a night out alone, but it doesn't go as planned. (Ep6/12) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
00:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Our Planet, This Morning, Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Blind Date, and 24 Hours in Police Custody? (S13 Ep8) [SL] 
01:00Celebrity Gogglebox From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top TV? (Ep2) 
02:05The Goldbergs Brand new series - The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook: Part 2: When a publisher shows interest in her recipes, Beverly prepares to finally realise her dream of writing a cookbook. (S7 Ep8) 
02:30Schooled Brand new series - Friendsgiving: CB celebrates Thanksgiving by having all of William Penn rally around him after a cooking incident at his house. (S2 Ep8) 
02:55Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Brand new series - Zoey's Extraordinary Night Out: Things get complicated for Zoey at Simon's engagement party. Maggie has a night out alone, but it doesn't go as planned. (Ep6/12) 
03:45The Big Bang Theory The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16/23) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Precious Fragmentation The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, while Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17/23) 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Garbage Island After Marshall sees a documentary about an island in the Pacific that is used as a landfill site, he becomes determined to save the environment. (S6 Ep17/24) 
05:00How I Met Your Mother A Change of Heart The friends have health checks in the wake of Marshall's dad's fatal heart attack. Robin dates a man called Scooby who reminds the gang of a dog. (S6 Ep18/24) 
06:00Rules of Engagement Flirting with Disaster When Jeff's snoring finally becomes unbearable, Audrey decides that they should sleep in separate bedrooms, but Jeff soon takes advantage of the situation.