This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, September 22 2018

06:00Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me is in Plymouth, where running the culinary gauntlet are married couple Caroline and Steve, newly engaged Jade and Seb and married co-workers Bev and Nick. 
06:55Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me heads to Maidstone in Kent. Kicking off are drama school owners Lisa and Iain, who celebrate Iain's Highland roots by cooking an entirely Scottish menu. 
07:55All Star Driving School Brand new series: Three new celebrities join the All Star Driving School hoping to bag a licence - comedian Mark Watson, singer Tallia Storm, and Hollyoaks' Ruby O'Donnell. (S2 Ep11/15) 
08:30All Star Driving School Brand new series: Tallia's good start to the day comes crashing down. Ruby is joined by Kirsty, her on-screen mum from Hollyoaks. And Mark still struggles with the basics. (S2 Ep12/15) 
09:00All Star Driving School Brand new series: Ruby O'Donnell works on her parallel park, while Tallia Storm tries a hill start, and comedian Mark Watson battles to reach top speed. (S2 Ep13/15) 
09:35All Star Driving School Brand new series: It's mock test day for the celebrities. How will Tallia Storm cope with the stress when she comes face to face with a roundabout? (S2 Ep14/15) 
10:05All Star Driving School Brand new series: It's test day for the celebrities. Can Tallia Storm and Hollyoaks' Ruby O'Donnell conquer their fears and snag a pass and a licence? (S2 Ep15/15) 
10:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Greg and Larry The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23/23) 
11:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Night Shift Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4/22) 
11:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
12:05The Goldbergs Goldbergs Never Say Die! Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels. (S1 Ep16/23) 
12:35The Goldbergs I Rode a Hoverboard Adam breaks his arm and exaggerates to his friends that he fell off a hoverboard, just like the hero in the film Back to the Future. (S2 Ep8/24) 
13:05The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance, but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
13:35The Big Bang Theory The Property Division Collision Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions into two separate households but tension ensues. (S10 Ep10/24) 
14:00The Big Bang Theory The Classified Materials Turbulence Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his Nasa project. (S2 Ep22/23) 
14:30The Big Bang Theory The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard decides to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23/23) 
15:00The Great British Bake Off It's Dessert Week and the bakers must create a cracking meringue Signature, a wobbly Technical, and a complex chocolate Showstopper that promises to reveal all. (S2 Ep4/10) 
16:15The Great British Bake Off: An... ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand chats with celebrity Bake Off fans and shines a light on all the goings-on from the tent. With exclusive footage. (S2 Ep4/10) 
17:15Extreme Cake Makers Michelle has been commissioned to create a cake that looks identical to a set of four legal volumes. And Molly embarks on a cake the same shape - and size - as a Shetland pony. 
17:30The Big Bang Theory The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Jiminy Conjecture Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Pirate Solution Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4/23) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
21:00Die Hard 2 Film (1990) Thriller. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is in trouble at Washington's Dulles Airport, where an ex-CIA renegade plans to free a South American drugs baron. Violence/strong language. 
23:25Gogglebox Including Andrew Neil with Jeremy Corbyn, Greens' and SNP's Party Election Broadcasts, Your Face or Mine, Great British Skinny Dip, and the News. (S9 Ep15) 
00:30Gogglebox Gogglebox is back. What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Bake Off, Doctor Foster, The X Factor, The Crystal Maze, Mountain: Life at the Extreme and Cheap Cheap Cheap? (S10 Ep1) 
01:30Rude Tube: Daft Stunts Alex Zane and his talking computer, voiced by Johnny Vegas, deliver the 50 daftest stunts on the internet, including a previously unseen attempt to eat a tomato through a ceiling fan. 
02:30Gogglebox Including Andrew Neil with Jeremy Corbyn, Greens' and SNP's Party Election Broadcasts, Your Face or Mine, Great British Skinny Dip, and the News. (S9 Ep15) 
03:25Celebs Go Dating Gemma catches up with Jonathan Cheban. Jonathan Lipnicki heads to Newcastle for a date. Tallia struggles to hide her feelings. Ollie clashes with the agents. (S4 Ep5/20) 
04:15Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
04:40Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
05:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Misbah wants to prove to Auntie Kameela that their family isn't a shambles. Cindy has an unwelcome house guest, and James is disturbed to find out that Mac is back in the village.