This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, January 28 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Ste agrees to help Terry, if it means that Terry will leave town for good. Romeo and Lily rekindle their romance. And Alfie is offered an internship in Washington DC. 
06:30Hollyoaks Scott gets fired in the aftermath of Terry's plan. Alfie makes Yazz an offer she can't refuse - to go to Washington DC with him, while Sienna gets the wrong end of the stick. 
07:00Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: The final day of the celeb road trip sees the coach roll into the tourist mecca of Benidorm. There's a trip to a water park, dancing, and an emotional final vote. (Ep10) 
07:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly's best friend, cat lover Liz, is turning 30 so Molly has come up with the purr-fect birthday surprise - to bake her a cake that looks identical to her two favourite cats. (Ep12/15) 
08:00Rules of Engagement Pilot US sitcom about modern relationships seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, a long-time married pair and a single man. Jennifer sets Russell up on a date. 
08:30Rules of Engagement The Birthday Deal It's Jeff's birthday and everyone is busy preparing for his party, but Jeff is upset by the amount of time that Audrey is putting into the event. 
09:00Melissa & Joey Joe Versus the Reunion Despite everything that has happened to him over the past year, Joe decides to go to his college reunion and meet up with his former classmates. (S1 Ep16/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Toledo's Next Top Model Lennox seeks Mel's permission when she is asked to become a model. Mel isn't keen on the idea until she finds out how much Lennox could earn. (S1 Ep17/30) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Line Substitution Solution Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Convergence Convergence Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Ring An infuriated Beverly confronts her husband when she discovers that her engagement ring is the same one that Murray gave to his former fiancée. (S1 Ep5/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Who Are You Going to Telephone? Adam abandons Pops at Halloween to go trick-or-treating with a group of cool new friends who are really up to no good. (S1 Ep6/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Audit One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Teacher/Teacher Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Play Ball Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27/30) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Monday Night Football When the gang are invited to a funeral on the same night as the Super Bowl they come up with a creative solution to the problem. (S2 Ep14/22) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Lucky Penny Ted is gutted when he misses a flight to Chicago for an interview at a prestigious architecture company. Annoyed, he tries to work out who is to blame. (S2 Ep15/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Crime & Punishment When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big House Part 1: Adjusting to life behind bars, Peralta bonds with a cellmate and is forced to join a prison gang, while Diaz puts her visitors to the test. (S5 Ep1/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Muscles Mirsky When Beverly is caught out reading Erica's diary she promises to trust her daughter instead of snooping in future, but Erica takes advantage. (S1 Ep15/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Goldbergs Never Say Die! Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels. (S1 Ep16/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Shiksa Indeterminacy Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Yazz and Alfie tell their families about their future plans. Mac is on a mission to stop Alfie pursuing his dreams. Sienna's frustration with Laurie forces her to take drastic action. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: Day one of the Barcelona-bound reality road trip. Tour guide Brendan welcomes 14 Brits on board for another classic tour, kicking off on the Croatian coast. (Ep1/30) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8/23) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
21:00New: Shipwrecked Brand new series: The ultimate popularity contest in paradise kicks off as eight strangers wash up on the tropical shores of Tiger Island, deep in the heart of the South Pacific. (Ep1/15) 
22:00New: The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Experts cut through taboos about young people's sexual health, offering sexual MOTs, STI tests, treatment and advice to anyone who walks through the clinic's doors. (Ep1) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15/24) 
00:00Gogglebox The opinionated TV viewers watch: Jamie's Cracking Christmas, The Royal Variety Performance, Home Alone 2, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The X Factor and the News. (S4 Ep11/12) [SL] 
01:05First Dates The First Dates restaurant re-opens its doors to single people looking for love. Paul is desperate to find love but is worried that fear makes his stutter worse. And do chat-up lines work? [SL] 
02:05Shipwrecked Brand new series: The ultimate popularity contest in paradise kicks off as eight strangers wash up on the tropical shores of Tiger Island, deep in the heart of the South Pacific. (Ep1/15) 
03:00The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Experts cut through taboos about young people's sexual health, offering sexual MOTs, STI tests, treatment and advice to anyone who walks through the clinic's doors. (Ep1) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Line Substitution Solution Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23/24) 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Convergence Convergence Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24/24) 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Monday Night Football When the gang are invited to a funeral on the same night as the Super Bowl they come up with a creative solution to the problem. (S2 Ep14/22) 
04:55How I Met Your Mother Lucky Penny Ted is gutted when he misses a flight to Chicago for an interview at a prestigious architecture company. Annoyed, he tries to work out who is to blame. (S2 Ep15/22) 
05:20Rules of Engagement Pilot US sitcom about modern relationships seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, a long-time married pair and a single man. Jennifer sets Russell up on a date. 
06:00Hollyoaks Scott gets fired in the aftermath of Terry's plan. Alfie makes Yazz an offer she can't refuse - to go to Washington DC with him, while Sienna gets the wrong end of the stick.