This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, August 20 2019

06:00Hollyoaks It's Jack and Breda's secret wedding day, but Breda has pressing matters to attend to. She tells Joel in the confession box that someone in her family has sinned. 
06:30Hollyoaks Goldie is forced to lie to her mum about Joel. Maxine has some distressing news for Damon, and Liam tries to fix things with Bobby. There's a shocking discovery in the village. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Anniversary Chicken Jeff is convinced that he has remembered his wedding anniversary and that Audrey has forgotten. Russell pays Timmy to be his translator on a date. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Beating the System When Jeff and Audrey learn that their surrogate is pregnant, Jeff is unprepared for the radical changes that soon begin to affect their lives. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Last Forever (Part 2/2): The gang are seeing less of each other, but reunite one more time for Ted's wedding. A huge event in his personal life leads Barney to change his ways. (S9 Ep24/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Pilot Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. (S1 Ep1/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Auction Hero Mel urges Joe to participate in a school charity auction, but when he does so, it seems that the winner of the event has ulterior motives for taking part. (S1 Ep19/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Waiting for Mr Right Joe teases Mel when she brings home a guy who's boring, but she feels the pressure to be in a relationship when her last single friend gets engaged. (S1 Ep20/30) 
10:00Baby Daddy New Bonnie vs Old Ben Bonnie sets up her new apartment right across the hall from the boys but Ben and Tucker are keen to force her out as soon as possible. (S2 Ep3/16) 
10:30Baby Daddy The Wheeler and the Dealer Ben persuades Danny to sign a sponsorship deal with a brand of Japanese energy drink, but things go haywire at the photo shoot. (S2 Ep4/16) 
11:00Speechless C-a--Camp As the family prepares for their flight to JJ's summer camp, Maya receives a shock at the airport. Ray spies an opportunity to reinvent himself. (S1 Ep23/23) 
11:30Speechless W-e--We're B-a--Back! Maya, Jimmy and Dylan make dramatic changes in their lives. When JJ comes home from summer camp, Dylan finds a love note in his bag. (S2 Ep1/18) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bet Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Ebony Falcon For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being sold illegally. (S1 Ep14/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Decoupling Fluctuation Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Higgs Boson Observation Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Do As I Say, Not As I Did Lennox plans to go to an all-night party with her boyfriend. Holly grows jealous when she and Ryder allow another girl into their study group. (S1 Ep29/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Settlement Mel and Joe face some difficult decisions after Joe comes into some money. A small leak in the ceiling grows into a huge problem for Mel. (S1 Ep30/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy All Riled Up When Tucker and Danny bail on movie night, Riley and Ben are left alone for the evening and Ben gets it into his head that Riley fancies him. (S2 Ep13/16) 
15:30Baby Daddy The Emma Dilemma Ben finds out that his neighbour is hosting a playgroup for all of the kids in the local area except Emma because she thinks Ben is a horrible dad. (S2 Ep14/16) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Undercover Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chocolate Milk Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2/23) 
17:00Speechless N-e--New Y--Year's E--Eve Jimmy convinces Maya to go on a night out together on New Year's Eve, but they struggle with Maya's urge to rush home to the kids. (S2 Ep10/18) 
17:30Speechless The H-u-s--Hustle Maya and Jimmy get dragged into a school fundraiser at which Maya makes a new friend. Ray explores his reckless side with JJ and Dylan. (S2 Ep11/18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Egg Salad Equivalency Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Bakersfield Expedition The guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield and visit a location where several episodes of Star Trek were filmed. (S6 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Breda is at a crossroads as she begs for God to give her a sign. Jack has gathered everyone at The Dog to try to establish who the serial killer is. Maxine breaks down to Sienna. 
19:30The Goldbergs Our Perfect Strangers Erica, Barry and Adam are unhappy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: An emotional Charlotte gets a mouthful from Josh. Nathan and Lee go punting in Cambridge with first dates Alain and Celina. (S7 Ep13/20) 
22:00Celebrity Gogglebox From The Chase to Fatal Attraction, what do Westlife, Kelly Osbourne, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top telly? (Ep3) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Middle Earth Paradigm Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) 
00:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Therapist Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11/18) 
00:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Casecation Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12/18) 
01:05Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: An emotional Charlotte gets a mouthful from Josh. Nathan and Lee go punting in Cambridge with first dates Alain and Celina. (S7 Ep13/20) 
02:10First Dates Hotel Can First Dates Hotel assistant manager Francesca teach plucky mummy's boy Ash to be a Casanova? And Shane, who's been single for 15 years, meets theatre designer Roberto. (S3 Ep5/6) 
03:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Downton Abbey, PigGate on Newsnight, Countdown to Life, Singing in the Rainforest, Antiques Roadshow and Inside the Ku Klux Klan? (S6 Ep3) [SL] 
04:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Therapist Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11/18) 
04:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine Casecation Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12/18) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Last Forever (Part 2/2): The gang are seeing less of each other, but reunite one more time for Ted's wedding. A huge event in his personal life leads Barney to change his ways. (S9 Ep24/24) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Pilot Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. (S1 Ep1/22) 
05:35Rules of Engagement Anniversary Chicken Jeff is convinced that he has remembered his wedding anniversary and that Audrey has forgotten. Russell pays Timmy to be his translator on a date. 
06:00Hollyoaks Goldie is forced to lie to her mum about Joel. Maxine has some distressing news for Damon, and Liam tries to fix things with Bobby. There's a shocking discovery in the village.