This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, February 23 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Jesse prepares for his drugs trial and Goldie wants him back. Diane and Cindy clash over their kids, while Darcy steps up her money plan. 
06:30Hollyoaks It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists have a chocolate massage session before revving their engines on a dune buggy ride. But who will stall at the vote? (Ep34/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Platinum Rule Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. 
08:00Baby Daddy Till Dress Do Us Part Bonnie delegates an important job to Ben, Riley, Danny and Tucker, prompting them to think about where their own lives are heading. (S4 Ep18/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy What Happens in Vegas Bonnie makes Riley her chief bridesmaid and demands a crazy hen party. Brad asks Danny to be his best man and arrange an epic stag do. (S4 Ep19/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey To Tell the Truth Mel and Joe's friendship with married couple Nate and Gillian is put in jeopardy when Mel reveals a secret that Nate has told Joe in confidence. (S4 Ep8/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey My Roof, My Rules When Mel and Joe discover that Lennox is dating Emerson, her teaching assistant, Joe asks Mel to put her foot down and forbid the relationship. (S4 Ep9/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bureau Pimento's life is still in peril, so Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help identify the crooked agent who tried to have him killed. (S3 Ep22/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Greg and Larry The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone? Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides she wants to leave home to attend college. (S3 Ep20/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Rush When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray is not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Panty Pinata Polarization Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Lizard-Spock Expansion A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Uninvited Mel is not thrilled when Joe's mother Gloria drops by, but it's Joe who hits the roof when his estranged brother Tony turns up expecting to be able to stay. (S4 Ep18/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey You're the One That I Want As Mel and Joe's wedding weekend dawns, Joe is injured at his bachelor party, Mel's father is missing, and a secret is accidentally revealed. (S4 Ep19/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Stupid Cupid Riley is determined to set Ben up with Zoey, believing they would be perfect together, but both resist her attempts at matchmaking. (S5 Ep9/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Homecoming and Going Sam invites Ben, Riley and Danny to the Hamptons for the weekend, leaving Ben confused as to whether he wants to be with Sam or Zoey. (S5 Ep10/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Overmining Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Recipe for Death II Kiss the Cook: Adam asks his father for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go on a clothes shopping expedition. (S4 Ep6/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Ho-ly K.I.T.T A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner. (S4 Ep7/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Terminator Decoupling Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Work Song Nanocluster Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge. (S2 Ep18/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Luke suggests moving in with Mandy, but what will that mean for her affair with Darren? Louis and Simone clash over money, and Ste is worried that Leah is going to reveal a big secret. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: On their last morning in Lanzarote, the group play kayak polo. The afternoon features a blustery belly-dancing class on the ferry to Gran Canaria. (Ep35/40) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
21:00X-Men: First Class Film (2011) Action fantasy. Prequel recounting how Magneto (Michael Fassbender) and Professor Xavier (James McAvoy) first met while trying to foil a nuclear war plot. Also starring Kevin Bacon. 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Mommy Observation Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18/24) 
00:05The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
00:30Rude Tube: World of Fail Alex Zane presents a series of the latest and greatest internet clips. This show has the top 50 most comical online catastrophes, including a marathon parallel parking fail. 
01:35Tattoo Fixers Lisa pays tribute to her idol, Jack covers his literal leg tattoo, Alice cleans up Lana's dirty mouth, while Sketch runs rings around Sergiu's romantic gesture. (S4 Ep4) 
02:40Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Nadia confronts Gemma about Arg. Sam and Jade are taught new tricks in a flirting workshop. Mike fails to turn on the charm during his double date with Sam. (S4 Ep11/20) 
03:35Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Ollie gets some brutal advice from Binky, and there's a second date for London and Elliot. The agents bring in a relationship expert to help Tallia and Seb. (S4 Ep12/20) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. 
04:50Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues the series. Featuring a cat singing along to Guns N' Roses and a man racing the Tube. 
05:15Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Featuring man v flip-flop, cat v printer and a hamster on a piano. 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Featuring a cat kissing a dolphin and an incredible high dive.