This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, February 22 2020

06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft, if a little less rude, video clips. Look out for a dog who wears shoes and a cat with a mean punch. 
06:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tackles a struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan. The Black Pearl is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three different owners who are all trying to run things. 
07:25Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA J Willy's Bar & Grille in South Bend, Indiana, is more than a million dollars in debt. Can Gordon Ramsay bring some discipline into the kitchen and stop them from using canned food? 
08:25The Dating List Film (2019) Natalie Dreyfuss stars in this romcom about a woman who agrees to weed out the weeds amongst the responses to her boss's online dating profile. Will she end up jobless and loveless? 
10:10The Goldbergs Lucky Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but the girls exclude her from the event. (S3 Ep7/24) 
10:45The Goldbergs In Conclusion, Thanksgiving Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8/24) 
11:15The Goldbergs Brand new series - Vacation: Beverly marshals everyone for one last family vacation to Disneyland. Erica worries that Geoff wants to break up. Guest starring Christie Brinkley. (S7 Ep1/22) 
11:45Schooled Brand new series - Dangerous Minds: Lainey is excited to be back to work, but Mellor warns her that being a pal to her students is not a good idea. (S2 Ep1/22) 
12:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine House Mouses Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16/23) 
12:50Brooklyn Nine-Nine Adrian Pimento The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17/23) 
13:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cheddar Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18/23) 
13:50Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
14:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine Paranoia Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20/23) 
14:50The Big Bang Theory The 21-Second Excitation The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8/24) 
15:20The Big Bang Theory The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9/24) 
15:50The Big Bang Theory The Alien Parasite Hypothesis Amy finds that she has romantic feelings for Zack, while Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10/24) 
16:20The Big Bang Theory The Justice League Recombination The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11/24) 
16:50The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
17:20The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
17:50The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14/24) 
18:20The Big Bang Theory The Valentino Submergence Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15/24) 
18:50The Devil Wears Prada Film (2006) Comedy-drama starring Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. A naive young woman lands a job as assistant to one of New York's most important, but ruthless and cynical, magazine editors. 
21:00The Martian Film (2015) Matt Damon stars in Ridley Scott's drama about a Nasa astronaut who's left behind on Mars when the mission is aborted and his crewmates think he died in a sandstorm. 
23:55Friday Night Dinner The Sofabed Mum is planning to watch the final of Masterchef, but their neighbour Jim keeps interrupting. Meanwhile, Dad has forgotten a man is coming to pick up their old sofabed. [SL] 
00:25Friday Night Dinner The Jingle Adam and Jonny find Dad secretly peering into his underpants with a magnifying glass. Mum's just trying to have a nice Friday night, but Jim the neighbour keeps interrupting. [SL] 
00:55Friday Night Dinner The Curtains Mum's excited about the new curtains, but the boys and Grandma think they're horrible. Dad drops Mum's beef casserole on the kitchen floor, so Jonny and Adam head to the pub. [SL] 
01:30Friday Night Dinner The Dress Dad is in big trouble when Mum discovers he didn't throw away his old boxes of science mags. Mum's friend Val pops round with her new dress and Jim's dog Wilson goes missing. [SL] 
02:05Friday Night Dinner The Mercedes It's Adam's birthday and he's heading home but narrowly escapes being run over by a silver Mercedes. Later, the family abandon dinner and go for a Chinese meal. [SL] 
02:35Friday Night Dinner The Date Adam comes home to find the house looking immaculate and the table set for five. The doorbell rings and in walks Tanya Green, the girl Mum has been trying to set up with Adam. [SL] 
03:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Prince Andrew & the Epstein Scandal The Newsnight Interview, The War of the Worlds, Mountain Vets and I'm a Celebrity...? (S14 Ep11) [SL] 
04:00Don't Tell the Bride Excitable groom Jonny plans an adrenaline-fuelled wedding for his bride-to-be Kate, who favours something simple. Will Jonny's big plans send Kate over the edge? (Ep15) 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Mercedes and Goldie have an unwelcome visitor. Cindy and Luke are the centre of attention at the opening of The Cunningham Grande Bazaar. And will Ollie and Brooke decide to keep their son?