This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, April 19 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Ollie tells Mandy that Luke wants a paternity test, but Mandy is worried about Darren. Kyle is horrified to see who Nancy has invited to his party, and Laurie manipulates Sinead. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ollie tells Mandy and Darren who the father of the baby is. Sinead comes clean to Cleo, while Sienna plans to trick Laurie into a confession about him harassing her. Kyle is threatened. 
07:00Rules of Engagement 3rd Wheel Adam tries to hide his snacks from Jennifer, who is on a diet. Timmy introduces Russell to charity work, while Audrey tells a friend a white lie. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Indian Giver Audrey is surprised when Jeff takes an interest in her favourite reality TV programme. Russell is delighted when Timmy reconsiders his upcoming marriage. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch Cirque du Sabrina After Sabrina's life becomes a bit of a circus, she realises she's been walking a tightrope and must find a balance between her boyfriend, friends and job. (S7 Ep15/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch Getting to Nose You Sabrina is tongue-tied whenever she tries to tell Aaron about her feelings, so she turns herself into a smooth talker. Harvey confides in Roxie and Morgan. (S7 Ep16/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy Life's a Beach When Ben's rooftop beach gets shut down by Sondra, the president of the board of the apartment building, the boys campaign to overthrow her. (S3 Ep5/21) 
09:30Baby Daddy Romancing the Phone Ben finds a mobile phone belonging to an attractive young woman and arranges to meet her. Bonnie tries to create a new business slogan. (S3 Ep6/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Isolation Permutation Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids dresses without her. (S5 Ep8/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Call Me When You Get There Barry's thrilled at the freedom offered by his new driver's licence until Beverly lays down her ten unbreakable rules of the road. (S1 Ep7/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Kremps Beverly tries to make friends with her reserved, softly-spoken neighbours the Kremp family and bombards them with invitations to a barbecue. (S1 Ep8/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chasing Amy Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Your Honor Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Egg Salad Equivalency Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Bakersfield Expedition The guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield and visit a location where several episodes of Star Trek were filmed. (S6 Ep13/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy From Here to Paternity Riley tries to find her biological father, using her parents' high school yearbook as a guide, and locates two possible candidates. (S3 Ep15/21) 
14:30Baby Daddy Curious Georgie Riley is thrilled when Philip's sister Georgie visits from England. Danny's new contract negotiations with the Rangers are put in jeopardy. (S3 Ep16/21) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Venue The Vulture makes an unwelcome return to Peralta and Santiago's lives. Boyle and Diaz must track down kidnapped NYPD horse Sergeant Peanut Butter. (S5 Ep6/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Two Turkeys Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs Lame Gretzky Murray struggles to get Adam interested in hockey. Beverly tries to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams, but her plans backfire. (S1 Ep17/23) 
16:30The Goldbergs For Your Own Good Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18/23) 
17:00The Crystal Maze Richard Ayoade guides an all-female football team through the Maze. They hope to score, but will they play defensively or go on the attack, and will there be any own goals? (S2 Ep7) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Spell Potential When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Laurie's future at Hollyoaks High could be in jeopardy, while Sinead makes a shocking discovery about his past. Mercedes and Breda fight for Sylver's affection. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - B-i--Bikini U-n--University: JJ convinces his parents to take him on a trip to explore a college he is interested in. Ray goes wild when he's left home alone. (S2 Ep7/18) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
21:00The Hunger Games: Mockingjay... Film ...Part 1: (2014) Jennifer Lawrence stars in the penultimate part of the action fantasy. Anti-Capitol rebels try to recruit Katniss as their mascot, but she initially refuses. 
23:20Rick and Morty [adult swim] Ricksy Business When Beth and Jerry head off on a romantic, Titanic-themed getaway, Rick and Summer throw a huge intergalactic house party that rapidly gets out of control. (S1 Ep11/11) 
23:50New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Shall I Visit the Dinosaurs?: Robot Chicken demands the slaughter of Furbies be remembered. The Sound of Music gets a reboot. Who watches the Watchmen's mouths? (S9 Ep11) 
00:10New: Dream Corp LLC [adult swim] Brand new series - Guys and Dads: Dejected Mr Simzer brings his son in for treatment, but the staff realise the teenager - Patient 56 - isn't the only one who needs dream therapy. (S2 Ep7) 
00:208 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Johnny Vegas, Alex Brooker, Anna Richardson and Sophie Duker compete in this edition of the comedy panel show. (S21 Ep4) 
01:25The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Experiment Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10/23) 
01:55The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Congruence Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11/23) 
02:20Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash covers Pete's offensive ink. Sketch helps Sam with a backdoor blunder. Uzzi loses Chrissy's charmless chat-up line. Alice inks heart transplant patient Brad. (S6 Ep4) [SL] 
03:15Celebs Go Dating: The Finale The celebs and their dates have fun in the sun on Crete. Olivia and Sam have a heart-to-heart talk about their feelings. Who will they ask to the final party? (S5 Ep20/20) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
04:30The Big Bang Theory The Isolation Permutation Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids dresses without her. (S5 Ep8/24) 
04:502 Broke Girls And the Lost Baggage Caroline is flown to Los Angeles at the expense of a film studio to talk about turning her life story into a movie, so Max tags along. (S5 Ep13/22) 
05:102 Broke Girls And You Bet Your Ass Caroline learns that when the film studio's writers turn her life story into a movie, they don't intend to include anything about Max. (S5 Ep14/22) 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus some interesting food clips.