This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, January 28 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Liam decides to use Maxine's poor fortune to his advantage. Donna-Marie and Marnie argue over what's best for Juliet, while James has some explaining to do when he's caught in the act. 
06:30Hollyoaks Drug dealer Jordan makes his presence known in the village, leaving his cousin Sid unnerved. The Nightingales try to stop Juliet from making a big mistake. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Matchmaker Ted is coaxed into joining a matchmaking service that Robin has written about and which offers a 100% success rate at finding a soulmate in three days. (S1 Ep7/22) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Duel Ted feels pushed out when Lily and Marshall dominate the household and tells them that he wants to take the flat after they get married, but Marshall wants it too. (S1 Ep8/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy The Nurse and the Curse When Ben and Tucker take baby Emma to her first doctor's appointment, Ben asks Cassie, a nurse at the surgery, out on a date. (S1 Ep3/10) 
08:30Baby Daddy Guys, Interrupted The guys appreciate Bonnie's help with baby Emma, but it becomes overwhelming when she starts turning up at the flat unexpectedly. (S1 Ep4/10) 
09:00Young Sheldon A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he has done. (S2 Ep1/22) 
09:30Young Sheldon A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome by jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs A Goldberg Thanksgiving Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits the family at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs I Rode a Hoverboard Adam breaks his arm and exaggerates to his friends that he fell off a hoverboard, just like the hero in the film Back to the Future. (S2 Ep8/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Return to Skyfire Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine 99 While the squad attend a funeral in Los Angeles, Holt hears he is in the running for his dream job: NYPD Commissioner. Boyle pries into Diaz's personal life. (S5 Ep9/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Congruence Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Psychic Vortex Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12/23) 
14:00Baby Daddy New Bonnie vs Old Ben Bonnie sets up her new apartment right across the hall from the boys but Ben and Tucker are keen to force her out as soon as possible. (S2 Ep3/16) 
14:30Baby Daddy The Wheeler and the Dealer Ben persuades Danny to sign a sponsorship deal with a brand of Japanese energy drink, but things go haywire at the photo shoot. (S2 Ep4/16) 
15:00Young Sheldon A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11/22) 
15:30Young Sheldon A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he is the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Adam Bomb Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs I Drank the Mold Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gray Star Mutual A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bachelor/ette Party Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks John Paul skips his first day as deputy headteacher to help his ex, James. Jordan shares a piece of home with Juliet but has sinister plans. An intruder at Hollyoaks High attacks Nancy. 
19:30New: Celebrity Come Dine with Me Brand new series: Second to host is former boy bander Abz Love from Five, who lives with his mum. Abz plans to win with his Turkish-inspired grub and even a dance routine or two. (Ep2/5) 
20:00Junior Bake Off It's Biscuit Day, and the bakers tackle a reinvented classic and biscuits made to look like their favourite foods. Hosted by Harry Hill, with judges Prue Leith and Liam Charles. (Ep2/15) 
21:00New: 8 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts a new episode of the topical comedy panel show discussing the nation's most popular talking points, joined by a host of celebrity guests. (S22 Ep4) 
22:00Sarah Millican Home Bird Live The British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican, perfoms to her home crowd at Newcastle's Tyne Theatre. Join her for some funny observations on domestic bliss. 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Classified Materials Turbulence Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his Nasa project. (S2 Ep22/23) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard decides to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23/23) 
00:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Stakeout Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11/23) 
00:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Beach House The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12/23) 
01:05Gogglebox What do the Goggleboxers think of Seven Year Switch, the Winter Paralympics, Jane McDonald & Friends, The Andrew Marr Show, The World's Ugliest Pets and MAKE! Craft Britain? (S11 Ep5) 
02:10First Dates Dental nurse Jade hopes to get her teeth into a tall alpha male. She meets strapping, handsome tree surgeon Tom. And female sumo wrestler Sharran dates ex-bingo-caller David. (S10 Ep4) [SL] 
03:058 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts a new episode of the topical comedy panel show discussing the nation's most popular talking points, joined by a host of celebrity guests. (S22 Ep4) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Momentum Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1/24) 
04:25The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother Matchmaker Ted is coaxed into joining a matchmaking service that Robin has written about and which offers a 100% success rate at finding a soulmate in three days. (S1 Ep7/22) 
05:15How I Met Your Mother The Duel Ted feels pushed out when Lily and Marshall dominate the household and tells them that he wants to take the flat after they get married, but Marshall wants it too. (S1 Ep8/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Drug dealer Jordan makes his presence known in the village, leaving his cousin Sid unnerved. The Nightingales try to stop Juliet from making a big mistake.