This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, July 18 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Damon and Maxine go to view their wedding venue, but after some upsetting news, Maxine shocks everyone. Meanwhile, Liam goes on a date with Cindy. 
06:30Hollyoaks Sienna is on a mission to get what is hers. Cindy realises Liam's true intentions. And Sadie returns with a demand for Liam. Also, Dr Levi wants Maxine to be his patient again. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Engagement Party Audrey decides that it would be a nice idea to throw Jennifer and Adam an engagement party. Audrey's sister Barbara is back in town. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Fix Ups & Downs Audrey and Jennifer do some matchmaking. Russell falls in love with a woman he catches a glimpse of in the lobby of his friends' apartment building. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The Slutty Pumpkin Returns Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (S7 Ep8/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Disaster Averted Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (S7 Ep9/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey More Than Roommates Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Accidents Will Happen Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Reverberation Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Allowance Evaporation Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has chosen to share intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16/24) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Return to Skyfire Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine 99 While the squad attend a funeral in Los Angeles, Holt hears he is in the running for his dream job: NYPD Commissioner. Boyle pries into Diaz's personal life. (S5 Ep9/22) 
12:00Young Sheldon A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he has done. (S2 Ep1/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome by jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Hot Troll Deviation An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Desperation Emanation Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Honeymooners Mel is disappointed when her honeymoon to Tahiti is cancelled because she has broken her leg, so Joe surprises her with a romantic getaway. (S5 Ep3/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Day After When Dani wants to go on a date with a boy from school, Joe tells her that she's not allowed, so she tricks Mel into taking her along instead. (S5 Ep4/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gray Star Mutual A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bachelor/ette Party Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22) 
16:00black-ish VIP Dre takes his family to a theme park and hires a VIP tour guide, hoping to enjoy the kind of magical, opulent holiday he was never able to have as a child. (S3 Ep1/24) 
16:30black-ish God When Dre discovers that Zoey is questioning her belief in God, he experiences a crisis of faith and looks to family members and colleagues for support. (S3 Ep2/24) 
17:00Young Sheldon A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he is the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Benefactor Factor A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Harry wants to do the right thing, so he tells James the truth. After a run-in with former mate Ste, Tony confides in secret serial killer Breda, and tells her about all his past mistakes. 
19:30New: School of Rock Brand new series - Video Killed the Speed Debate Star: Principal Mullins aims to have surveillance cameras installed in the classrooms, putting the band in danger of discovery. (S1 Ep4/12) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Deception Verification Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Scavenger Vortex Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16/18) 
21:30New: The Good Place Brand new series - Derek: Janet creates a big problem for Michael. Meanwhile, Eleanor lets Chidi in on a secret, and Jason puts Tahani in a difficult position. (S2 Ep8/13) 
22:00New: The Other Two Brand new series - Chase Performs at the VMAs: Chase performs live for the first time, while Brooke and Cary both receive multiple doses of life-changing news. (Ep10/10) 
22:30The Inbetweeners The Gig and the Girlfriend To impress a girl in the year below, Simon attends his first concert since seeing Take That with his mum. But Will, Jay and Neil tag along too. (S3 Ep2/6) 
23:05The Inbetweeners Will's Dilemma Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3/6) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Viewing Party Combustion During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21/24) 
00:10The Big Bang Theory The Fermentation Bifurcation The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22/24) 
00:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Overmining Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9/22) 
01:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
01:35Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Rickmancing the Stone: Rick takes Morty and Summer on a jaunt to a Mad Max-style universe where he tries to steal a green crystal from a group of scavengers. (S3 Ep2/10) 
02:05Robot Chicken [adult swim] Things Look Bad for the Streepster Daniel Tiger learns the toughest lesson of all. The Nerd takes a peek at Nick's Arcade. Jabberjaw has a much-needed vacation. (S9 Ep3) 
02:20Robot Chicken [adult swim] Mr Mozzarella's Hamburger Skateboard Depot The team discover the emotions of adulthood in Inside Out 2. The pig from Black Mirror tells all to Howard Stern. (S9 Ep4) 
02:35The Other Two Brand new series - Chase Performs at the VMAs: Chase performs live for the first time, while Brooke and Cary both receive multiple doses of life-changing news. (Ep10/10) 
02:55The Good Place Brand new series - Derek: Janet creates a big problem for Michael. Meanwhile, Eleanor lets Chidi in on a secret, and Jason puts Tahani in a difficult position. (S2 Ep8/13) 
03:20The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Reverberation Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15/24) 
03:40The Big Bang Theory The Allowance Evaporation Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has chosen to share intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16/24) 
04:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cinco de Mayo When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16/18) 
04:25Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Overmining Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9/22) 
04:50Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother The Slutty Pumpkin Returns Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (S7 Ep8/24) 
05:35How I Met Your Mother Disaster Averted Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (S7 Ep9/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Sienna is on a mission to get what is hers. Cindy realises Liam's true intentions. And Sadie returns with a demand for Liam. Also, Dr Levi wants Maxine to be his patient again.