This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, February 21 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Jesse is onto Granny Campbell, while Glenn sets Esther up. Jack helps Darcy to build bridges with Toby, and Marnie plays Cupid. 
06:30Hollyoaks Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lanzarote, Brendan oversees a battle of the sexes in beach volleyball. After working up a sweat, the pairs get a chance to cool off in a diving competition. (Ep32/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother How I Met Everyone Else Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. 
08:00Baby Daddy Lowering the Bars Bonnie thinks Danny and Ben buying the bar is a bad idea and uses underhand tactics to wreck their plan. Riley represents Tucker in court. (S4 Ep14/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Wheeler War Ben realises he made a huge mistake when he drove Riley away and he plots to get rid of Ross. Bonnie is determined to join the boys' poker game. (S4 Ep15/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Feel the Burn After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before gorging on the gourmet meal. (S4 Ep4/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Plus One When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother Dowisetrepla Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and begin to look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first flat he sees, but Lily can't afford to live there. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother Spoiler Alert Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cheddar Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18/23) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
12:00The Goldbergs Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs The Dirty Dancing Dance Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Barbarian Sublimation Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey More Than Roommates Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Accidents Will Happen Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy The Dating Game Tucker finds Zoey snooping around his apartment and assumes she is there for him, so he takes it upon himself to ask her out. (S5 Ep5/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy Never Ben Jealous When Danny finds out that Ben is still Riley's emergency contact, he acts as if Ben and Riley's relationship didn't count. (S5 Ep6/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs I Heart Video Dating Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs George! George Glass! Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Algorithm Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Financial Permeability When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists go parasailing. The afternoon activity is a drag class, allowing the group's more masculine members to embrace their feminine side. (Ep33/40) 
20:00The Goldbergs Brand new series - The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8) 
20:30New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Gemma consults the stars. Sam turns to his sister for advice. Jade and London's double date has disastrous consequences. Seb's date with Jess ends awkwardly. (S4 Ep14/20) 
22:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Brand new series: Tracey dreams of taking centre stage with a grand wedding ceremony at the Olympia Theatre, Dublin, but Peter's ideal place for his nuptials is the football field. (S7 Ep2) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
00:05First Dates Dad-of-two Graeme, who's 33 and six foot five, is on his first date since he sadly lost his wife. Rock fan Anthony, who's 64, meets retired nurse and amateur magician Barbara. (S8 Ep11) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Gemma consults the stars. Sam turns to his sister for advice. Jade and London's double date has disastrous consequences. Seb's date with Jess ends awkwardly. (S4 Ep14/20) 
02:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of First Dates, The Island with Bear Grylls, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, Masterchef, Unreported World and the News? (S5 Ep11/12) 
03:05Don't Tell the Bride Ireland Brand new series: Tracey dreams of taking centre stage with a grand wedding ceremony at the Olympia Theatre, Dublin, but Peter's ideal place for his nuptials is the football field. (S7 Ep2) 
03:55Rules of Engagement After the Lovin' Jeff notices that Audrey asks him for things that she wants after they have had sex, so he gets her to agree to a more equitable barter system instead. 
04:15The Goldbergs Brand new series - Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9) 
04:40How I Met Your Mother Dowisetrepla Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and begin to look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first flat he sees, but Lily can't afford to live there. 
05:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. This time there's a chihuahua riding a turtle and the world's fastest hot tub. 
05:25Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister continues the series with a multitude of cheeky clips. Featuring a drumming washing machine and Spiderman on a skateboard. 
06:00Hollyoaks Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling.