This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, April 26 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Goldie sets Walter and Marnie up on a blind date. Recent events come back to haunt Jonny. Sienna receives some terrible news, while Sinead makes a drastic decision about her marriage. 
06:30Hollyoaks Jonny decides to take Peri and Ste on a family outing, but the day takes a dark turn. Scott refuses to do his drag act for the fundraiser quiz, so Tony decides to do it instead. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Rug-of-War Jeff is angry when Audrey gives Adam and Jen their old rug, so he tries to discourage them from accepting it by telling them about all the 'fun' he and Audrey had on it. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Baked Audrey hopes to start her own cookie business after leaving her previous employment, while Timmy does his best to fit in with the guys. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch Heart of the Matter Hilda takes over the coffee shop. Sabrina casts a spell to make herself say yes to everyone who asks her out as she has been turning down too many dates. (S5 Ep3/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch You Can't Twin Sabrina runs into her evil twin Katrina, who steals her Other Realm passport and visits the mortal world to wreck her life by targeting her friends and family. (S5 Ep4/22) 
09:00Baby Daddy From Here to Paternity Riley tries to find her biological father, using her parents' high school yearbook as a guide, and locates two possible candidates. (S3 Ep15/21) 
09:30Baby Daddy Curious Georgie Riley is thrilled when Philip's sister Georgie visits from England. Danny's new contract negotiations with the Rangers are put in jeopardy. (S3 Ep16/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Werewolf Transformation Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Lame Gretzky Murray struggles to get Adam interested in hockey. Beverly tries to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams, but her plans backfire. (S1 Ep17/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs For Your Own Good Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Venue The Vulture makes an unwelcome return to Peralta and Santiago's lives. Boyle and Diaz must track down kidnapped NYPD horse Sergeant Peanut Butter. (S5 Ep6/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Two Turkeys Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Resurgence Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Spell Potential When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy It's a Wonderful Emma Feeling grumpy about all the fuss and upheaval surrounding the yuletide season, Ben makes a wish that Christmas had never existed. (S4 Ep22/22) 
14:30Baby Daddy She Loves Me, She Loves Me Note Ben becomes suspicious that Riley might secretly be in love with Danny and plants a fake love note to find out the truth. (S4 Ep1/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Box Captain Holt sacrifices an evening at the opera to help Peralta carry out an interrogation in the hope of getting a confession from a stubborn suspect. (S5 Ep14/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Puzzle Master Peralta and Santiago investigate arson attacks connected to a crossword puzzle author. Gina helps Holt with his Commissioner presentation. (S5 Ep15/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs Mama Drama Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs The Facts of Bleeping Life Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3/24) 
17:00The Crystal Maze Richard Ayoade guides Team Love It - a group of five likely lads who met at a school for the deaf - through the Maze. What puzzling possibilities await the team in the four zones? (S3 Ep3) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Liam gives Prince some dangerous advice, which leads Prince to seek revenge for Lily's death. Diane desperately tries to make everything perfect for Lily's forthcoming funeral. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - D-i--DiMeo A-c--Academy: After a dust-up about JJ's graduation with his teachers, Maya comes to her son's rescue and launches her own school from their home. (S2 Ep12/18) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
21:00A Good Day to Die Hard Film (2013) Part five of the action-thriller series. When cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) flies to Moscow to help his estranged son he finds danger at every turn. Violence/strong language. 
22:55Rick and Morty [adult swim] A Rickle in Time Rick unfreezes time hoping that everything will return to normal, but Morty and Summer's feelings of uncertainty split reality, leaving them lost in oblivion. (S2 Ep1/10) 
23:25New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - What Can You Tell Me About Butt Rashes?: The Wicked Witch has last-minute confessions it may not be enjoyable to hear. Richie Rich gets a lesson in capitalism. (S9 Ep12) 
23:45New: Dream Corp LLC [adult swim] Brand new series - 88's Weekly: Patient 88 goes under to get some treatment for his 'confidence'. Meanwhile, Dr Roberts conducts tests on a ground-breaking new technology. (S2 Ep8) 
23:55Rick and Morty [adult swim] Pilot Acclaimed animation following drunken scientist Rick and his easily influenced grandson Morty as they split their time between family life and inter-dimensional travels. (S1 Ep1/11) 
00:258 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts while Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Angela Barnes, Paisley Billings, Lloyd Griffith and Tom Read Wilson compete in the topical panel show. (S21 Ep5) 
01:25The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) 
01:55The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23/23) 
02:20Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Alice covers Jade's faulty ode to friendship. Uzzi loses country boy Foston's rural rhyme. London Bridge terror attack hero Charlie comes in for his first inking. (S6 Ep5) [SL] 
03:15First Dates Dad-of-two Graeme, who's 33 and six foot five, is on his first date since he sadly lost his wife. Rock fan Anthony, who's 64, meets retired nurse and amateur magician Barbara. (S8 Ep11) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17/24) 
04:30The Big Bang Theory The Werewolf Transformation Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18/24) 
04:552 Broke Girls And the Ten Inches Max and Caroline ask the owner of the pizza restaurant next door to rent her back office to them so they can expand their dessert bar. (S5 Ep21/22) 
05:152 Broke Girls And the Big Gamble Max and Caroline learn that Han's in big trouble with a criminal gang because he can't pay off a substantial gambling debt he's amassed. (S5 Ep22/22) 
06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.