This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Friday, September 28 2018

06:00Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park and decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and a music video for them, for money. Is it a scam? S1 E5 
06:29Jessie A Doll's Outhouse Emma and Zuri watch a scary movie about a doll that kills. It terrifies Zuri. She wants to sleep with Jessie, who confesses she has a phobia: she is terrified of potties. S1 E21 
07:00Bizaardvark No Way, Whoa! Paige and Frankie learn their favourite entertainment show will be doing a piece on the Vuuugle House. Meanwhile, Bernie and Amelia get trapped in Bernie's room. S3 E4 
07:29Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Pharoah: Jalil, a young Egyptologist, is akumatized by Hawk Moth. He becomes Pharaoh and wants to sacrifice Alya in a ritual. Can Ladybug and Cat Noir stop him? S1 E5 
08:00Bunk'd Gone Girl Ravi becomes suspicious when he overhears Xander's plans for his first date with Emma. S1 E2 
08:32Raven's Home Big Trouble in Little Apartment After giving up her room to Chelsea, Nia doesn't want to admit to her mom that she misses her privacy and turns to her dad for help. S1 E3 
09:00K.C. Undercover Spy of the Year Awards K.C. and Kira are nominated for the same award. Kira is cross as it's K. C.'s first year. K.C. is sick and can't go to the ceremony. Did Kira poison her! S2 E18 
09:32K.C. Undercover K. C. Levels Up: When K.C. is up for a promotion at The Organization, she becomes obsessed with acing her test. S2 E12 
10:00Bizaardvark Draw My Life Amelia gives Frankie and Paige tips on how to produce their Draw My Life video, which has to tell the story of how the two met and created their channel. S1 E2 
10:32Bizaardvark Superfan Paige and Frankie feel like they've officially "made it" when they discover that they have their very first superfan, Belissa! S1 E3 
11:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Syren Talented swimmer Ondine gets akumatized into Syren. She has feelings for Kim and wants to turn Paris into an underwater kingdom for her prince. S2 E14 
11:31Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Frightningale A young singer gets akumatized into Frightningale. Armed with a magic mike, she wants to turn Paris into a giant musical. S2 E9 
12:00Bunk'd Live from Camp Kikiwaka When the kids realize how outdated the Camp Kikiwaka website is, they decide to do a live stream to show people how great the camp is. S1 E15 
12:32Bunk'd Griff is in the House: The Ross Kids return to camp for the summer and are surprised by some changes - Ravi has a new bunk mate and Woodchuck cabin has a new counsellor. S2 E1 
13:00Raven's Home Big Trouble in Little Apartment After giving up her room to Chelsea, Nia doesn't want to admit to her mom that she misses her privacy and turns to her dad for help. S1 E3 
13:32Raven's Home The Falcon and the Raven - Part Two: When Raven finally admits to Booker and Nia that she has visions too, Nia feels left out. S2 E2 
14:00Jessie Quitting Cold Koala Luke tries to manage without Kenny. He spends the night without him but Kenny has accidentally been injured so Stuart performs emergency surgery to mend him. S2 E18 
14:32Jessie We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges: Jessie wants to prove to Coach Penny that she is a great girl scout leader by helping Zuri earn her badges on a Central Park camping trip. S2 E23 
15:00Bizaardvark No Way, Whoa! Paige and Frankie learn their favourite entertainment show will be doing a piece on the Vuuugle House. Meanwhile, Bernie and Amelia get trapped in Bernie's room. S3 E4 
15:32Bizaardvark Two Me's in a Pod: Amelia's little sister comes to visit the Vuuugle House. When the ping pong table is broken, the best friends have to team up to ensure Bernie votes their way. S3 E2 
16:00Bizaardvark House Moms Paige and Frankie try to prove they are not the 'moms' of the house. Meanwhile, Willow suggests Amelia try something new with her channel. S3 E3 
16:31Bizaardvark The Summer of Us Paige, Frankie, Bernie and Amelia learn they have been chosen to spend the summer at the Vuuugle House. S3 E1 
17:00New: Andi Mack Keep A Lid On It Andi's world was turned upside down when big sister Bex returned home and surprising revelations followed. Now the dynamics in her group of friends are changing. S2 E23 
17:31New: Andi Mack: Mack Chat Fans get together for a light-hearted look at episodes of their favourite show, They chat about the characters and the topics which arose, and how much they enjoyed it. S2 E35 
17:35Bunk'd Welcome to Camp Kikiwaka The Ross kids are at camp where owner Gladys is scarier than the rumoured beast. She's out to get them because of her old rivalry with their mum. S1 E1 
18:01New: Bizaardvark Tree's Company When Amelia and Willow realize they don't have a lot in common, Amelia tries to spend more time with her. Meanwhile, Bernie decides to look for a house villain. S3 E5 
18:32Adventures in Babysitting Film A dull evening for babysitters Jenny and Lola turns into an adventure as they hunt for one of the kids who has run away. Sabrina Carpenter and Sofia Carson star. 
20:32K.C. Undercover Unmasking the Enemy K.C. sets a trap to reveal Brady's secret identity. S3 E10 
21:00K.C. Undercover The Truth Will Set You free: K.C. tells everyone that Brady is an enemy spy with The Alternate. The Coopers secretly work with Marisa to set a new plan in motion to catch him. S3 E11 
21:32Liv and Maddie Prom-A-Rooney Cameron Boyce, who plays Luke Ross in Jessie, makes a guest appearance in this story of how both Liv and Maddie finally get to go to a prom. S2 E19 
22:00Liv and Maddie Band-A-Rooney The school runs a Battle of the Bands. Liv, Willow, Andy and Holden sign up to compete against Arty, Joey and Karen. Parker helps Johnny Nimbus host the contest. S2 E20 
22:31Wizards Of Waverly Place Journey to the Centre of Mason Alex's ex-boyfriend Dean arrives. Max shrinks him and Mason eats him! The Russo kids shrink themselves to take a submarine voyage inside Mason to rescue Dean. S4 E4 
23:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Lucky Charmed Alex crashes during a driving lesson, and gets a detention when she confesses rather than fixing it with magic. Jerry finds it hard to hand over the Russo wizard robe to Max. S4 E3 
23:29Raven's Home The Baxtercism of Levi Grayson Booker and Levi attempt to fake a haunting at their apartment building in order to fool a boastful, ghost-hunting classmate. S1 E10 
23:57Alex & Co. Sam confronts Rebecca with the song of The Lindas. Rebecca is shocked and convinced Sam that she knew nothing about it. S2 E14 
00:23Good Luck Charlie Charlie is 1: On Charlie's first birthday, the Duncans reminisce about the day she was born, with flashbacks to Bob and PJ's near-miss with a bear and Teddy having to get the doctor. S1 E10 
00:48Good Luck Charlie Kit and Kaboodle Mrs Dabney pays Teddy to look after her cat, Kaboodle, while she's away. When Mrs Dabney's sister turns up she's worried about the cat, so they call in a feline therapist! S1 E11 
01:12Good Luck Charlie Teddy's Little Helper Teddy discovers the secret to getting on her teacher's good side. Meanwhile Bob is not happy after Gabe's basketball team fires him. S1 E12 
01:36Hannah Montana Bye Bye Ball Jackson has damaged Miley's childhood teddy bear, so she plots her revenge. She wrecks his autographed baseball, but then has to try to get a replacement. S2 E20 
01:59Hannah Montana The Test of My Love Miley falls for rich kid Trey. His parents are snobs, and Miley almost gives away her secret identity while trying to impress them. S2 E21 
02:22Hannah Montana Don't Stop 'til You Get the Phone: The girls try to raise money for a new phone by taking a pic of Miley and selling it. But they realise it could betray her real identity. S2 E22 
02:46Violetta Violetta has found out she has a sister and Angie is worried she will work out that Angie is her aunt. Ludmilla fakes a video to discredit Violetta so that she won't win the contest. S1 E63 
03:33Disney The Lodge Call Me Skye needs a partner for a new biking event, the Enduro. Kaylee and Frankie record their song and Ben has a difficult decision to make. S2 E4 
03:56Evermoor Chronicles El Monsignor's Last Stand Jed asks Crimson on a date, Alice is determined to stop it. She uses splinter magic to bring to life El Monsignor, Crimson's favourite romantic hero. S2 E7 
04:20Disney Cookabout Episode 21 The cooktestants visit an urban farm where they get their hands dirty in search of vegetables for their heart-warming soup recipes. S1 E21 
04:43The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Pilot Your Own Life The twins do school community service. Cody wants to work with kids, especially after sessions with a life coach. London and Maddie fight over a modelling job S1 E18 
05:09Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Animan: Humiliated by Kim, zookeeper Otis gets akumatized into a black panther. Ladybug and Cat Noir will have to chase him through the Parisian jungle! S1 E18 
05:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: The Puppeteer: Wrongly accused of theft, the girl Marinette babysits is akumatized. Now the Puppeteer she wants to steal Ladybug and Cat Noir dolls and manipulate them. S1 E19 
06:00Ducktales The Great Dime Chase At the Money Bin, Louie accidentally spends Scrooge's Number One Dime and turns to mad inventor Gyro Gearloose for help to get it back. S1 E5