This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Jessie The Talented Mr Kipling Ravi's best friend is his lizard Mr Kipling. He's shocked to find he's not allowed to keep his pet in the flat. Can Jessie work out how to keep the lizard and the flat? S1 E3 
06:29Jessie Evil Times Two Evil Nanny Agatha's beautiful, friendly sister visits and has nowhere to sleep so Jessie invites her to stay. Angela's not as nice as she seems and tries to steal Jessie's job. S1 E16 
07:00Bizaardvark Two Me's in a Pod: Amelia's little sister comes to visit the Vuuugle House. When the ping pong table is broken, the best friends have to team up to ensure Bernie votes their way. S3 E2 
07:29Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Copycat: When a disgruntled sculptor who is in love with Ladybug is targeted by Hawk Moth, he is transformed into Copycat, a perfect double of Cat Noir. S1 E3 
08:00Bunk'd No Bones About It Matteo and Finn find a strange collection of bones and think they are from a new species. They set a trap for the creature and want credit for their discovery. S3 E8 
08:32Raven's Home Fears of a Clown: Booker and Levi fight Nia and Tess for the attention of a cool new kid. Raven's fear of clowns risks the friendship when they learn his mom works as a clown. S1 E6 
09:00K.C. Undercover The Truth Hurts Ernie develops a truth serum which K. C. accidentally drinks. Not able to tell a lie, she divulges the family secret to Petey and gets into trouble with Marissa. S2 E8 
09:32K.C. Undercover Down in the Dumps To boost Ernie's self-confidence, K.C. tells him that he's in charge of their mission, though she's secretly running point. S2 E9 
10:00Bizaardvark Paige is Wrong Paige and Frankie have conflicting views on a girl named Jade. Paige's cousin convinces Bernie that someone as talented as he is needs to expand his brand. S2 E18 
10:32Bizaardvark Spring Break Video Spectacular Paige and Frankie create tons of videos with their friends over spring break. S2 E21 
11:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Sapotis: Alya's sisters are akumatized into small, out-of-control monsters named Sapotis who wreak havoc in Paris. Epic babysitting session ahead for our heroes!! S2 E12 
11:31Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Gorizilla Adrien's bodyguard gets akumatized into Gorizilla. Endowed with extraordinary strength and an acute sense of smell, he tracks Adrien all through Paris. S2 E10 
12:00Bunk'd Luke's Back Luke reunites with his siblings to get some summer school help from Ravi. Cameron Boyce guest stars. A turf war erupts between Camp Kikiwaka and the rival camp across the lake. S1 E19 
12:32Bunk'd Close Encounters of the Camp Kind After the campers think they see a UFO land in Lake Kikiwaka, a new boy shows up at and Jorge and Tiffany think he's an alien. S1 E16 
13:00Raven's Home In-Vision of Privacy When Booker has a vision of Tess getting her heart broken, he sets out with Levi to prevent it from happening. S1 E11 
13:32Raven's Home Fears of a Clown: Booker and Levi fight Nia and Tess for the attention of a cool new kid. Raven's fear of clowns risks the friendship when they learn his mom works as a clown. S1 E6 
14:00Jessie Kids Don't Wanna be Shunned Emma is upset when her friends stand her up for the new girl in school. Ravi helps Luke with his project about India for their school's multicultural night. S2 E15 
14:32Jessie To Be Me, or Not To Be Me Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi's been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. S2 E11 
15:00Bizaardvark Two Me's in a Pod: Amelia's little sister comes to visit the Vuuugle House. When the ping pong table is broken, the best friends have to team up to ensure Bernie votes their way. S3 E2 
15:31Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. The Mime: Fred Haprele gets akumatized and turns into the Mime. Now, whatever he acts out comes to life and he wants to express his rage. S1 E13 
16:00New: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure King Pascal Tiny islanders the Lorbs mistake Pascal for their mystical ruler.The chameleon loves the adulation, until he's expected to protect his people from a vicious monster. S2 E9 
16:31Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Befana: Marinette's grandmother becomes Befana. She wants revenge on Marinette for wanting to spend time with her friends rather than with her.. S2 E8 
17:00Raven's Home The Falcon and the Raven - Part One: When Booker has a vision that Raven loses her ten thousand dollars, the kids secretly take Raven's money and hide it before she loses it. S2 E1 
17:32Bunk'd Boo Boos and Birthdays Emma and Zuri disagree when trying to plan a surprise birthday party for Tiffany. To get out of a volleyball tournament, Ravi and Jorge fake injuries. S1 E9 
18:00New: Bizaardvark House Moms Paige and Frankie try to prove they are not the 'moms' of the house. Meanwhile, Willow suggests Amelia try something new with her channel. S3 E3 
18:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck with a Diaz Down Georgie struggles with filling the oldest sister role now that Rachel is gone. S3 E4 
19:00Andi Mack She Said, She Said Andi tells Jonah about seeing Amber with another guy. Amber sets a trap to get Andi to admit to liking Jonah. S1 E6 
19:32Penny On M.A.R.S Penny's New Life - Part Two: Penny and Camilla learnt they have been selected for M.A.R.S. Penny meets Sebastian but she doesn't know he is the same guy Camilla loves. S1 E2 
20:00Raven's Home When Booker and Levi get into some trouble backstage at a concert, Raven and Chelsea try to seize the moment to perform with their all-time favorite group La Dee Da. S1 E13 
20:32K.C. Undercover Teen Drama K.C. struggles to make amends with Marisa after their fight, while Marisa wants a recommendation for The Organization from K.C. S3 E6 
21:00K.C. Undercover K.C. Under Construction: Unbeknown to K.C., Marisa is leaking classified information including her latest undercover assignment as a construction worker. S3 E7 
21:32Liv and Maddie Rate-A-Rooney The boys invent a rating system for how attractive girls are. The girls are furious and consider revenge. Then Liv writes a song to show it's who people are that's important. S2 E15 
22:00Liv and Maddie Flugelball-a-Rooney Maddie's boyfriend Diggy returns from abroad. She realises they need time to get used to each other again but is not impressed when Diggy reveals he's off again soon. S2 E16 
22:31Wizards Of Waverly Place Alex saves Mason - Part Two: Mason is still a wolf, so the Russo kids must find the right country tune to make him human again. Alex realises she loves him whatever his form. S3 E30 
23:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Alex Saves Mason - Part One: Mason is kidnapped by a Country Wizard family who lost their portal to the Wizard world. They offer to swap Mason for the Russos's portal. S3 E29 
23:29Raven's Home Dancing Tween While Booker and Tess plan the school dance, Nia worries her dancing skills aren't up to the task. Meanwhile, Raven volunteers to bake 500 cupcakes for the dance. S1 E8 
23:57Alex & Co. Episode 25 The Scorpion requisitions Samantha's phone and finds a picture of David apparently kissing Nicole. Alex is jealous of David's relationship with Nicole. S2 E12 
00:23Good Luck Charlie Double Whammy Amy gets Teddy to try out for school mascot, Whammy the Ram. He's intentionally terrible, but still gets the job. PJ arranges a race between Charlie and Mason. S1 E4 
00:48Good Luck Charlie Up a Tree Bob agrees to cut down the tree that blocks Mrs Dabney's light, but it contains PJ and Teddy's childhood tree-house so they stage a protest. S1 E5 
01:12Good Luck Charlie The Curious Case of Mr Dabney Teddy's angry Ivy is a text buddy with Amy, so tries to bond with her boring mother. Gabe and PJ investigate whether Mrs. Dabney has killed her husband. S1 E6 
01:36Hannah Montana Song Sung Bad Lilly records a song for her mum. She's not pleased so Miley steps in to improve it. Jackson tries to tell Sarah that Rico likes her, but she thinks Jackson fancies her. S2 E14 
01:59Hannah Montana Everybody was Best Friend Fighting Lily and Oliver fight over Hannah's spare ticket for a celebrity tennis tournament. Hannah plays tennis against Andy Roddick and Dakota Fanning. S2 E15 
02:22Hannah Montana Lilly's Mum has Got It Goin' On: Lilly's mum has a date with Hannah's dad. The girls want the date to be a success but it doesn't go well after Lilly's mum insists on paying half. S2 E16 
02:46Violetta Violetta is about to tell Herman the truth when a fan recognises her. She denies being on TV then is forced to continue lying. Tomas accuses Ludmila of destroying Violetta's entry form. S1 E61 
03:33Disney The Lodge Partners Kaylee makes a new friend at music school who has a proposal for her. Danielle and Ben go treasure hunting while Skye prepares to go on a date. S2 E2 
03:56Evermoor Chronicles Rags to Riches Iggi mislays the map of the cryptstones. Alice was the only other person to see it so Iggi asks her on her first ever date to get the cryptstone locations from her. S2 E5 
04:20Disney Cookabout Episode 19 Cooktestants Mila and Siya discover the mysteries of Italian cooking and how to make the perfect lasagne from one of Cape Town's most renowned Italian chefs. S1 E19 
04:43The Suite Life of Zack & Cody Rumours Cody's fed up with being mistaken for Zack, so he adopts a gangsta look. Then he has to get Zack to do an interview for him because he doesn't look right - and Zack gets the job! S1 E16 
05:09Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. The Mime: Fred Haprele gets akumatized and turns into the Mime. Now, whatever he acts out comes to life and he wants to express his rage. S1 E13 
05:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ..& Cat Noir. Kung Food: Humiliated by Chloe in a cooking competition, Marinette's great uncle gets akumatized into Kung Food. Anyone who tastes his dish falls under his power. S1 E14 
06:00Jessie Zombie Tea Party 5: Luke needs a new member of his paintball team at short notice. He enlists a terrified Ravi, but when Luke's team is losing badly, it's up to Jessie to save the day. S1 E4