This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Wednesday, September 18 2019

06:00Liv and Maddie Hoops-A-Rooney Liv has an audition as a basketball star, so Maddie has to teach her to play - quickly! Meanwhile, Joey and Parker fight for the affection of a girl in their robotics class. S2 E6 
06:28Liv and Maddie Detention-A-Rooney In order to get out of a mother/son pageant, Parker intentionally gets up to mischief to get detention. Pete plays nurse when Liv and Maddie get sick at the same time. S2 E9 
07:00Jessie Understudied and Overdone Jessie understudies Susan Channing but she's really mean and never misses a performance. So Luke and Ravi detain her. She escapes and arrives as Jessie goes on stage. S3 E3 
07:32Jessie Lizard Scales and Wrestling Tales Luke has questions about being adopted and about his birth parents. Emma helps him but he misreads the adoption documents, leading to a crazy situation. S3 E4 
08:00Jessie The Blind Date, the Cheapskate and the Primate Trying to prove to Zuri she's over Tony, Jessie decides she and Tony should find a blind date for each other. But it goes horribly wrong... S3 E5 
08:32Jessie The Rosses Get Real Jessie is excited when the family is asked to participate in a reality show about non-traditional families. The producer says there isn't enough drama so she creates some! S3 E7 
09:00Bizaardvark Softball - The Musical: The group is forced to put on an entire musical about softball in order to save face with Dirk. S2 E8 
09:32Bizaardvark Yes and No Paige and Frankie make a bet that Frankie must say yes to everything, while Paige must say no. S2 E9 
10:00Girl Meets World Girl Meets Commonism Maya and Farkle are caught cheating on a test and have to face the school honour board! Meanwhile Auggie tries to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up. S2 E6 
10:32Girl Meets World Girl Meets Demolition Riley and Maya meet Aubrey, a salesgirl who manipulates them into using Topanga's credit card for an expensive purchase. Guest star: Debby Ryan. S2 E7 
11:00Disney The Lodge Help Danielle and Ben's treasure hunt takes a turn for the worst, Kaylee meets someone who hopes to shape her career while Alex reveals too much to the reality show audience. S2 E3 
11:32Penny On M.A.R.S The Gig Penny, worried that Sebastian may have to leave M.A.R.S., asks Bakia to fund a scholarship. Trying to apologize to Sebastian, she sings publicly with Mitch at Twin Piins. S1 E13 
12:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Beast Day Party Inventor and mediator Harley Diaz manoeuvers through being part of a big happy family, from the unique vantage point of being a tween middle child. S2 E8 
12:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck in a Gold Medal Performance: The Diaz family hosts Olympic medallist Laurie Hernandez for a dinner that spirals out of control. S2 E9 
13:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Mayura (Heroes' Day - Part Two): Hawk Moth has put his dreadful plan into action and reakumatized all his former villains with Catalyst's help. Will our heroes manage to defeat them? S2 E24 
13:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Chameleon Lila returns to the class and gets everything she wants from her classmates because of her impaired hearing, but Marinette doesn't trust her. S3 E1 
14:00Bunk'd By All Memes Emma decides to give everyone back their cell phones to foster camp unity and bring everyone closer together on her new Campstagram app. S3 E6 
14:32Bunk'd A Whole Lotta Lobsta The Ross kids are determined to make the forthcoming Kikiwaka lobster festival the best one ever, but everything goes wrong and it ends up being a disaster. S3 E7 
15:00Liv and Maddie Mom's-A-Rooney Maddie and Karen have a mother/daughter weekend without Liv, who talks TV mum Bree into pretending she's her mum so she can go too. Living rough is harder than they thought. S1 E15 
15:32Good Luck Charlie Blankie Go Bye-Bye Teddy, PJ and Gabe throw a surprise dinner for Amy and Bob's anniversary. Charlie loses her favourite blankie and won't stop crying so Teddy tries to find it. S1 E13 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Gamer 2.0 Students Marinette and Adrien transform into superheroes Ladybug and Cat Noir, to save Paris by capturing evil creatures, Akumas, which transform people into villains. S3 E16 
16:31Bunk'd Finder's Keepers, Lou's a Weeper Finn, Matteo, and Destiny fix an old car as a present for Lou's 10-year anniversary at camp. Emma, Ravi, and Zuri throw him a surprise party. S3 E9 
17:00Jessie Toy Con Jessie entrusts her favourite toy from her childhood, Military Mary, to Zuri, but when Zuri trades it for a far less impressive toy, they try desperately to get Military Mary back. S2 E12 
17:32Liv and Maddie Grandma-A-Rooney Grandma Janice shows up to present Liv with an award, but something just doesn't feel right. Joey invites three girls over to watch the Lover's Comet. S2 E18 
18:00K.C. Undercover Double Crossed - Part Four: KC is imprisoned in Zane's barn, and introduced to a fake KC who is sent home to infiltrate her parents' house. Will her family smell a rat and rescue her? S1 E12 
18:32Raven's Home Raven's Home Remix When Coach Spitz produces a play about his life, Booker is certain he is right for the role while Nia thinks Tess is perfect for the role. S2 E9 
19:00Penny On M.A.R.S Feelings For You Trying not to hurt Camilla, Penny tells Sebastian they aren't meant to be together. Penny apologizes to Camilla but can't reveal how she first met Sebastian. S1 E11 
19:32Good Luck Charlie Teddy's Little Helper Teddy discovers the secret to getting on her teacher's good side. Meanwhile Bob is not happy after Gabe's basketball team fires him. S1 E12 
20:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Beast Day Party Inventor and mediator Harley Diaz manoeuvers through being part of a big happy family, from the unique vantage point of being a tween middle child. S2 E8 
20:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck in a Gold Medal Performance: The Diaz family hosts Olympic medallist Laurie Hernandez for a dinner that spirals out of control. S2 E9 
21:00Bunk'd Luke Out Below Luke returns to camp and decides to take Griff and Zuri on an adventure to prove that he can be just as responsible as the other CITs. Cameron Boyce guest stars. S2 E6 
21:32Bunk'd Queen of Screams Jorge enters a story contest and wins dinner with his favorite horror novelist, Stephanie Queen. He decides to take fellow campers along for the experience. S2 E7 
22:00Disney The Lodge Under New Management Sean is in the unusual position of running the lodge with his parents, while Skye, Alex and Danielle prepare to go to a mysterious island together. S2 E9 
22:31Disney The Lodge Storm Skye and company head to the island, Solus in search of their next clue, while Sean is left back at the Lodge wishing he was there with them. S2 E10 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S A New Friend Seb has just found out the truth about Bakia and the stolen song, and he doesn't want to see Penny any more. She then falls down the stairs and ends up with two broken ribs. S2 E1 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S Tom's Real Identity The teams for the 2-good are out and Penny finds out that she has to work with Sasha. S2 E2 
23:57The Evermoor Chronicles Fuggy Tara is reunited with Fuggy, her old teddy bear. Fuggy could always get Tara to sleep as a baby, but now his lullaby sends you to sleep forever! S1 E8 
00:23The Evermoor Chronicles Tallulah Brinkworth Meets Her Match Tara hatches a plan to pull her magical self out of the tapestry to help defeat Bridget. Instead she pulls out her fictional alter-ego. S1 E9 
00:48Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Anansi Alya's sister Nora gets akumatized into Anansi, a giant spider woman. She wants to show Alya how dangerous Paris can be. S2 E21 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Malediktator When Chloe threatens to leave Paris, Mr. Bourgeois gets akumatized into Maledikator. Invested with absolute power, he wants to make his daughter's dreams come true so that she stays with 
01:36Disney The Lodge Wishful Thinking Kaylee is leaving the lodge, but Ben is returning. Sean learns the lodge is worth a lot of money. Everyone makes a wish. S1 E8 
01:59Disney The Lodge The Truth Skye meets the mysterious Samuel James, whose name was in the diary. He tells her the lodge's history and gives her something special which may help her save the lodge. S1 E9 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S A New Friend Seb has just found out the truth about Bakia and the stolen song, and he doesn't want to see Penny any more. She then falls down the stairs and ends up with two broken ribs. S2 E1 
02:46Violetta Episode 178 León finds the book Alex gave Violetta and he confronts her. León can`t control his jealousy and argues with her until Alex confronts him, standing up for Violetta. S3 E18 
03:33Evermoor Chronicles Love (Really) Hurts: Otto tries to impress Bella by joining Cameron's wrestling team. He uses a magic splinter to make him a champion wrestler but Bella finds out he has cheated, S2 E4 
03:56Evermoor Chronicles Rags to Riches Iggi mislays the map of the cryptstones. Alice was the only other person to see it so Iggi asks her on her first ever date to get the cryptstone locations from her. S2 E5 
04:20Evermoor Chronicles Dogsbody Bella stages a fashion show to save her fashion school application. Meanwhile splinter magic causes Jake to inadvertently swap brains with Ludo's dog. S2 E6 
04:43Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Catalyst - Heroes' Day Part One: It's Heroes' Day. Everyone must do a good deed. The day becomes a nightmare when Hawk Moth akumatizes Nathalie into Catalyst to activate a plan. S2 E24 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Mayura (Heroes' Day - Part Two): Hawk Moth has put his dreadful plan into action and reakumatized all his former villains with Catalyst's help. Will our heroes manage to defeat them? S2 E24 
05:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Stormy Weather: The loser of a kids-channel contest gets akumatized. Now Stormy Weather, takes revenge. Dark skies ahead for our superheroes! S1 E1 
06:00Liv and Maddie Upcycle-A-Rooney When Maddie accidentally loses her special twin charms, Liv is upset and disappointed. Maddie steals Liv's charms to get back at her. S2 E10